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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-29 11:41:40


I am constantly shocked by all of your abilities to find where things are stolen from or recall where they were stolen from. Insane. Anyway I hope all is well with everyone.


An unfun update to my life. I bought a PC (prebuilt) from a website that’s fairly well known for building PCs. It shipped to me and was DOA. My savings from the past few years are wasted but now I’m buying new parts for a new PC. Should have just built one from the very beginning.


I hope all is well with everyone here.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-29 12:59:32


At 8/29/22 11:41 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:An unfun update to my life. I bought a PC (prebuilt) from a website that’s fairly well known for building PCs. It shipped to me and was DOA.


That's awful! And they won't even replace it? I'm astounded because I thought RMAs were pretty common.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-29 13:16:04


At 8/29/22 12:59 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 8/29/22 11:41 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:An unfun update to my life. I bought a PC (prebuilt) from a website that’s fairly well known for building PCs. It shipped to me and was DOA.

That's awful! And they won't even replace it? I'm astounded because I thought RMAs were pretty common.


Yea they offered to replace it but it’s either I wait 6 weeks for a replacement or I get my money back, buy my own (better) parts for the same price, and then build it myself and have it in 2 weeks.


When I put together a buy list for my own computer the price was the same but I ended up with a way better performing PC. Now I just need to learn how to build one.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-29 14:53:55 (edited 2022-08-29 14:56:23)


At 8/29/22 01:16 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 8/29/22 12:59 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 8/29/22 11:41 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:An unfun update to my life. I bought a PC (prebuilt) from a website that’s fairly well known for building PCs. It shipped to me and was DOA.

That's awful! And they won't even replace it? I'm astounded because I thought RMAs were pretty common.

Yea they offered to replace it but it’s either I wait 6 weeks for a replacement or I get my money back, buy my own (better) parts for the same price, and then build it myself and have it in 2 weeks.

When I put together a buy list for my own computer the price was the same but I ended up with a way better performing PC. Now I just need to learn how to build one.


If you need help building a pc tower i am available for a wifi phone call to walk you through the building process

(just in the evenings though so i can be chilling in my chair)


If you have a local medium to large scale custom building pc shop they can also build the pc for you usually for $50-150 and have it running for you

not geek squad


Just some thoughts


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-29 16:14:53


At 5/29/22 08:25 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 4/6/22 05:53 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 11/1/21 02:39 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 10/11/21 08:48 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 8/9/21 09:35 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 7/17/21 11:29 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 7/4/21 11:37 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 6/16/21 07:07 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 4/15/21 09:25 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 1/12/21 11:14 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 1/3/21 01:06 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 12/30/20 12:37 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 12/12/20 11:54 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 11/11/20 06:59 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 10/15/20 07:29 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 9/21/20 09:01 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 9/7/20 10:44 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:"dis is a reupload"

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/765218

I have no words.

It's this same fucking game again! Why do people submit this shit so constantly?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/766472

Here it is AGAIN

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/768755

Here it is AGAIN!!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/771440

Same story, different day.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/774296

Here's the same fucking game again!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/776231

What is it about this god damn game that causes people to submit it so often?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/776719

It's hard to see, but here it is again! Twice! Fuck!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/777569

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/777570

Here it is again with a little nazi symbolism (for extra flavor?). Fuck these kids.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/788927

It's back for another round!

Ayyyyyy here it is again!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/803594

Anybody want to play a little Firey's Candy Bar Adventure?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/805677

One more time, am I starting to like this game?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/809332

(no I am not)

Hi everyone! Anyone miss this old firey friend?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/818013

Fire it up!

Ladies and gentlemen: we got Firey!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/838893

And it's back! I just love this game!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/844975


Here's a small clip from the game. Some say it doesn't count as the game, but I thought it's worth noting in any case.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-29 20:10:18



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-29 21:04:38



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-29 23:19:24


copyright on the music

What is fear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsbtLBFXeig&ab_channel=TazLyrics

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copyright on the music

Oc animation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhb7d7vtPZA&ab_channel=Slipknot

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sigh on this one...

copyright on the music

donnie 748s amination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCQcJyFzOok&ab_channel=VariousArtists-Topic


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-30 01:23:54 (edited 2022-08-30 01:24:05)


why is this person allowed to get away with all the music that they put into their animations?

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/387319/1827#bbspost27459710_post_text

https://davidgcor.newgrounds.com/movies


asking for a friend


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-30 04:41:34


Fan dubbed anime the user did not create and admits to not owning.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-30 08:02:46


At 8/29/22 02:53 PM, tox wrote:
At 8/29/22 01:16 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 8/29/22 12:59 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 8/29/22 11:41 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:An unfun update to my life. I bought a PC (prebuilt) from a website that’s fairly well known for building PCs. It shipped to me and was DOA.

That's awful! And they won't even replace it? I'm astounded because I thought RMAs were pretty common.

Yea they offered to replace it but it’s either I wait 6 weeks for a replacement or I get my money back, buy my own (better) parts for the same price, and then build it myself and have it in 2 weeks.

When I put together a buy list for my own computer the price was the same but I ended up with a way better performing PC. Now I just need to learn how to build one.

If you need help building a pc tower i am available for a wifi phone call to walk you through the building process
(just in the evenings though so i can be chilling in my chair)

If you have a local medium to large scale custom building pc shop they can also build the pc for you usually for $50-150 and have it running for you

not geek squad


Just some thoughts


That’s a really awesome offer! I have some nerd friends where I live so my wife and I are going to cook them dinner and buy them beer so they can hang out with us while they do it. Very generous of you though, thank you.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-30 14:44:52


.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/855378


This seems majorly fishy. Why would a Sims 4 mod need your email to activate an account? Plus there's the fact it goes to some kind of 3D cartoon porn game called family simulator which... yeah this is definitely a spam thing.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-30 18:30:06


At 8/30/22 03:24 PM, Recorped wrote:
At 8/30/22 02:44 PM, freaks-heart wrote:.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/855378

This seems majorly fishy. Why would a Sims 4 mod need your email to activate an account? Plus there's the fact it goes to some kind of 3D cartoon porn game called family simulator which... yeah this is definitely a spam thing.

Not only that but why is this rated "M" it looks like porn, also you forgot to put a adult warning lol


Right, sorry about taht... anyways:


WARNING: PR0N

.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/855405

.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/855407

Not original author, originally by Sfan. Can't find original source for the life of me, but if you look on porn sites you'll be able to find other vids just like this one.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-30 19:33:11 (edited 2022-08-30 19:36:12)


At 8/30/22 06:30 PM, freaks-heart wrote:
At 8/30/22 03:24 PM, Recorped wrote:
At 8/30/22 02:44 PM, freaks-heart wrote:.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/855378

This seems majorly fishy. Why would a Sims 4 mod need your email to activate an account? Plus there's the fact it goes to some kind of 3D cartoon porn game called family simulator which... yeah this is definitely a spam thing.

Not only that but why is this rated "M" it looks like porn, also you forgot to put a adult warning lol

Right, sorry about taht... anyways:

WARNING: PR0N
.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/855405
.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/855407
Not original author, originally by Sfan. Can't find original source for the life of me, but if you look on porn sites you'll be able to find other vids just like this one.


adult https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/4814415#search=Sfan

and

adult https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/4780313#search=Sfan


this search on google: ("Sfan" adult) leads to adult https://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/Sfan/profile/page/all ..... where his links can be found, that leads to adult https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Sfan/1..... and then it's just a matter of a quick visual


it looks like the user tried to scrub the internet of his content a while ago, no more tumbler, no more tweets, bla bla bla


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-30 20:27:37


At 8/30/22 07:33 PM, tox wrote:
At 8/30/22 06:30 PM, freaks-heart wrote:
At 8/30/22 03:24 PM, Recorped wrote:
At 8/30/22 02:44 PM, freaks-heart wrote:.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/855378

This seems majorly fishy. Why would a Sims 4 mod need your email to activate an account? Plus there's the fact it goes to some kind of 3D cartoon porn game called family simulator which... yeah this is definitely a spam thing.

Not only that but why is this rated "M" it looks like porn, also you forgot to put a adult warning lol

Right, sorry about taht... anyways:

WARNING: PR0N
.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/855405
.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/855407
Not original author, originally by Sfan. Can't find original source for the life of me, but if you look on porn sites you'll be able to find other vids just like this one.

adult https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/4814415#search=Sfan
and
adult https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/4780313#search=Sfan

this search on google: ("Sfan" adult) leads to adult https://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/Sfan/profile/page/all ..... where his links can be found, that leads to adult https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Sfan/1..... and then it's just a matter of a quick visual

it looks like the user tried to scrub the internet of his content a while ago, no more tumbler, no more tweets, bla bla bla


Thanks! I do wonder what's up with porn artists and nuking their portfolios...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-30 20:36:05


At 8/30/22 08:27 PM, freaks-heart wrote:
At 8/30/22 07:33 PM, tox wrote:
At 8/30/22 06:30 PM, freaks-heart wrote:
At 8/30/22 03:24 PM, Recorped wrote:
At 8/30/22 02:44 PM, freaks-heart wrote:
Thanks! I do wonder what's up with porn artists and nuking their portfolios...


new religion, they started with a new company, creepy ex is stalking them, legal issues, escaping legal issues, new life, new drugs, stopping old drugs, a little bird on their shoulder, tired of the horny or tired of the talentless armchair general hacks thinking that they know more than them.


lots of possibilities, very few answers


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-30 20:38:37


At 8/30/22 08:30 PM, Recorped wrote:Live action footage.

Adult: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/855428


we/you are allowed to say "real world porn" around here...

live action footage didn't really prepare me for what was behind that link


even if it did say adult

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-31 01:46:57


copyright on the music

On our way to ruin your day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh5jEQraXaw&ab_channel=GhostfacePlaya


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-31 08:47:58


No animation. Video of a band playing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-31 16:47:51 (edited 2022-08-31 16:48:05)



Not original owner. Originally from snapcube's real-time fandubs, here's a clip from around that spot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhdj82n6GJo

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-31 17:15:24


The animation is from a 2008 hentai series.

https://myanimelist.net/anime/4010/Alignment_You_You_The_Animation (NSFW I think?)


Roblox gameplay


Copyrighted music: Evanescence - Bring Me To Life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM


I didn't get a chance to watch the original but I think this is reuploaded blammed content

Original: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/855433


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-31 19:52:04



Not original owner. Originally by PuffballsUnited. Original Submission: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/533001

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-08-31 20:42:11


this is a such a bruh moment because they maybe do not know that puffballs uploaded it first in 2010


A guy that has moved on from newgrounds to make real video games not just poorly made action script games made in a week or so

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-01 17:17:46



This is just a repost of Siivagunner's work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9uJaiibWxc

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-01 17:44:51


Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2022:


Well, folks, 2022 is now 2/3rds over - and we're heading out of summer and into fall. Now's the perfect time to go to Home Depot and buy all your Christmas lawn decorations! (seriously, they REALLY are out, at least up here in Connecticut).


Hope everyone had a good summer - it's actually my favorite season, as I enjoy the beach and seashore and warm breezes in the evening. But I also like the change of seasons, as they each have a special meaning for me.


Ah, but I digress. August was a busy month around here. First, congratulations to our latest promoted member, EG Major @EchoTense01. He's been steadily advancing in the ranks, and really helping in keeping the junk out of the portal. Well done, soldier! *SALUTES*


I also want to thank EGSC @Guthrie, EGSC @Exedor and EGPFC @Anonymous-Frog for their support in the forums. Answering questions, helping out the visitors, and showing those problem submissions that they have no home here - all good work, and all a great example of who we are and what we do. Thank you all for your time and effort! *SALUTES*


It's also good to see some members back and working the front lines - welcome back, EGSC @Little-Rena and EGSC @Fro !


I hope you all have a great September , and thank you all for making the Barracks the special place that it is in Newgrounds. We have a long, solid history of protecting the portal, and its folks like you that make it all happen!


Thank you, all! *SALUTES*


_Milestones:_

@AnalPenguinFarming - 12K saves

@byteslinger - 26K blams, 191K saves, 217K total B/P

@EchoTense01 - 14K saves, 15K total B/P

@Guthrie - 106K saves, 131K total B/P

@ZJ - 17K saves


_Promotions:_

@EchoTense01 - Major


_The Roster:_

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 217,331 | 1,817 | 58.61 | A | +003.06 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 1 | D

02) 131,194 | 2,469 | 79.65 | A | -000.76 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 10 | C

03) 90,400 | 0,008 | 00.26 | D | +700.00 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F

04) 76,633 | 0,198 | 06.39 | C | -057.14 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 21 | B

05) 70,131 | 0,039 | 01.26 | D | +333.33 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 1 | D

06) 68,239 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | -075.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F

07) 53,678 | 0,004 | 00.13 | D | +000.00 | @Pingu Sup. Commander | 0 | F

08) 49,409 | 0,024 | 00.77 | D | +033.33 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 3 | D

09) 46,305 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | +000.00 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 0 | F

10) 42,685 | 0,558 | 18.00 | C | +084.77 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 0 | F

11) 31,828 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @Lizzardis Sup. Commander | 0 | F

12) 29,781 | 0,007 | 00.23 | D | +000.00 | @Decky Commander | 1 | D

13) 28,245 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @ZomAlien Commander | 0 | F

14) 24,316 | 0,019 | 00.61 | D | -080.00 | @Jackho General | 0 | F

15) 18,210 | 0,024 | 00.77 | D | -057.89 | @ZJ Colonel | 0 | F

16) 16,856 | 0,597 | 19.26 | C | -068.87 | @AnalPenguinFarming Major | 5 | C

17) 15,505 | 1,445 | 46.61 | A | -015.69 | @EchoTense01 Major | 0 | F

18) 5,844 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant | 0 | F

19) 4,665 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @solitonmedic Corporal | 0 | F

20) 4,216 | 0,002 | 00.06 | D | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal | 0 | F

21) 3,162 | 0,100 | 03.23 | D | +036.99 | @Anonymous-Frog Pvt. First Class | 16 | B

22) 1,863 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant | 0 | F


_Top 5 Gainers:_

@Guthrie - 2,469 (33.75% of total)

@byteslinger - 1,817 (24.84% of total)

@EchoTense01 - 1,445 (19.75% of total)

@AnalPenguinFarming - 597 (8.16% of total)

@Fro - 558 (7.63% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 94.14% of B/P points (6,886 total)


_Top gainers, repeat appearances:_

@byteslinger (152)

@Big-Boss (65)

@Guthrie (63)

@GameJunkie (50)

@Asandir (50)

@Pingu (42)

@Exedor (37)

@Jackho (25)

@ZomAlien (24) * 2 Years *

@Decky (16)

@Lizzardis (15)

@Jolly (13)

@Little-Rena (12) * 1 Year *

@ZJ (8)

@Fro (6)

@EchoTense01 (5)

@AnalPenguinFarming (3)


Total gain for month: 7,315 (17 Active Members)


That's 243.83 per day, or 14.34 per day per active member.


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-01 20:45:40


Ok so two submissions: "Dexter's Mom Poolside Twerk" and "Pauline Booty in your face(Quick loop)", both submissions have improper content ratings because both are meant to be sexual. Heck, the Dexter's Mom Poolside Twerk's description INCLUDES a link that leads you to a nude and fetish versions of the same work. They should be rated M because of how clearly sexual it is. Screenshots in before Tox complains...

iu_741289_8079464.webp

iu_741290_8079464.webp

And another two submissions, and they're separated because they violate the Movie Guidelines: "'INVADER ZIM' And The Interrogation Of 'Spongebob'" and "Luscious Musings - Curve Creep" as they're both movies that lack any animation whatsoever, violating this movie guideline:

Do not submit pictures in a slideshow format.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-01 23:18:23



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-01 23:54:08


On our way to solve the incident (newgrounds.com)


Like most uses of the "Chad" Dr. Livesey meme / walk, it uses that song, which we've already reported on for unlicensed music.


Ghostface Playa - Why Not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh5jEQraXaw

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-02 00:52:08 (edited 2022-09-02 00:55:21)


We've got not one, but 4 live elevator footage of some guy going up and down without animation. Don't know if that's some kind of new fetish or not, either. Anyway, all of it could be flagged as SPAM, I guess?





Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-09-02 00:52:34


At 9/1/22 08:45 PM, BickerySebastian wrote:

A lot.

Ok so two submissions: "Dexter's Mom Poolside Twerk" and "Pauline Booty in your face(Quick loop)", both submissions have improper content ratings because both are meant to be sexual. Heck, the Dexter's Mom Poolside Twerk's description INCLUDES a link that leads you to a nude and fetish versions of the same work. They should be rated M because of how clearly sexual it is.

That's a lot of words. These could've been flagged. Urgent content would be hentai with an E rating. These were slightly off, but not urgent.

Screenshots in before Tox complains...

Screenshots aren't necessary. Links are so we can get to whatever you report.


And another two submissions, and they're separated because they violate the Movie Guidelines: "'INVADER ZIM' And The Interrogation Of 'Spongebob'" and "Luscious Musings - Curve Creep" as they're both movies that lack any animation whatsoever, violating this movie guideline:

I had to advise Tox to lighten up on his definition of "animation" and the same applies here. These are sucky but they are not slideshows. Close, tho. I am bummed they both passed Judgement. :(