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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-30 00:18:12


At 6/29/22 10:54 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 6/29/22 05:43 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 6/29/22 01:45 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/848429

No animation


Wrong link? There is animation here.

I messed up everyone. I was watching on my phone and for some reason it’ll skip to the middle or end of flashes with no warning. The end of the flash is non animated.

false alarm I’m dumb.


I am suddenly alarmed


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-30 02:15:21


At 6/30/22 12:18 AM, tox wrote:
At 6/29/22 10:54 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:false alarm I’m dumb.

I am suddenly alarmed


iu_681301_1094947.gif

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-30 12:48:52 (edited 2022-06-30 12:58:14)


At 6/30/22 12:18 AM, tox wrote:
At 6/29/22 10:54 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 6/29/22 05:43 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 6/29/22 01:45 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/848429

No animation


Wrong link? There is animation here.

I messed up everyone. I was watching on my phone and for some reason it’ll skip to the middle or end of flashes with no warning. The end of the flash is non animated.

false alarm I’m dumb.

I am suddenly alarmed


I’m sorry for raising the alarm for everyone. It keeps doing it even today. I’ve cleared my cache multiple times. My phone just loves skipping to the middle or around flashes sometimes.


It’ll even do weird ratings when I try to rate things.


In the meantime. This flash actually has no animation.



Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-30 13:59:55



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-30 14:56:33


untitled #1903744 (newgrounds.com)


The About button says the true author. This is not the original author.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-30 15:22:17 (edited 2022-06-30 15:36:37)


At 6/30/22 02:56 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:untitled #1903744 (newgrounds.com)

The About button says the true author. This is not the original author.


It's just some shitty tutorial game anyway. I say let it die.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-30 19:25:18


At 6/30/22 12:48 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 6/30/22 12:18 AM, tox wrote:
At 6/29/22 10:54 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 6/29/22 05:43 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 6/29/22 01:45 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/848429

No animation


Wrong link? There is animation here.

I messed up everyone. I was watching on my phone and for some reason it’ll skip to the middle or end of flashes with no warning. The end of the flash is non animated.

false alarm I’m dumb.

I am suddenly alarmed

I’m sorry for raising the alarm for everyone.


I FEEL EVEN MORE ALARMED NOW!!! >.>

WHERE IS THE DANGER!!



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-30 19:48:03


copyright on the music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvF4T6FR-rg&ab_channel=TheHipHopLab start at 1:55

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copyright on the music


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-01 00:39:41


At 6/30/22 07:25 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/30/22 12:48 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
false alarm I’m dumb.
I am suddenly alarmed
I’m sorry for raising the alarm for everyone.
I FEEL EVEN MORE ALARMED NOW!!! >.>
WHERE IS THE DANGER!!


iu_682283_1094947.jpg

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-01 01:23:09


tiktok video


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-01 07:03:30


Video of a real person with a really fake ass


Adult: troll (newgrounds.com)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-01 07:09:16


At 7/1/22 07:03 AM, Mister-Ace wrote:Video of a real person with a really fake ass

Adult: troll (newgrounds.com)


LMAO


(doc·tor pack)

"Nixon had powers including, but not limited to: telekinesis, super speed, superhuman strength, invisibility, and mind control."

Youtube

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-01 07:20:45


At 6/30/22 07:25 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/30/22 12:48 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 6/30/22 12:18 AM, tox wrote:
At 6/29/22 10:54 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 6/29/22 05:43 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 6/29/22 01:45 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/848429

No animation


Wrong link? There is animation here.

I messed up everyone. I was watching on my phone and for some reason it’ll skip to the middle or end of flashes with no warning. The end of the flash is non animated.

false alarm I’m dumb.

I am suddenly alarmed

I’m sorry for raising the alarm for everyone.

I FEEL EVEN MORE ALARMED NOW!!! >.>
WHERE IS THE DANGER!!


I think I found something. I'll get to that, but before I do, here's the backstory within the backstory.


Some years ago, half a decade to be more precise, the adult content found here came with ads on the side, as did everything else. One of them back then led to the straight-up hentai version of this game:iu_682486_5461353.jpg


Now, the funny thing is, if you look at the let's plays like I did, well, you'll find something that there's no better way to quote than to just quote it. "We used to watch videos on Newsground, I think it was?" References aside, (there's hundreds of 90's references and memes within the game by the way.) Ahem. Anyway, that got me remembering the ads I mentioned, so I figured there might be some kind of rule 34 innuendo fanart to be found here and DANGER ALERT look at this. It's too detailed for its rating of M. Any minor can see this. Pull the alarm, surely this isn't the only misrated fanart!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-01 13:20:22 (edited 2022-07-01 13:22:13)


At 7/1/22 07:20 AM, Redmage4 wrote:
At 6/30/22 07:25 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/30/22 12:48 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 6/30/22 12:18 AM, tox wrote:
At 6/29/22 10:54 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 6/29/22 05:43 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 6/29/22 01:45 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/848429

No animation


Wrong link? There is animation here.

I messed up everyone. I was watching on my phone and for some reason it’ll skip to the middle or end of flashes with no warning. The end of the flash is non animated.

false alarm I’m dumb.

I am suddenly alarmed

I’m sorry for raising the alarm for everyone.

I FEEL EVEN MORE ALARMED NOW!!! >.>
WHERE IS THE DANGER!!

Pull the alarm, surely this isn't the only misrated fanart!


sorry, no dice, I only react to PenguinFarming's alarmsiu_682667_1892271.jpg


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-01 13:26:00 (edited 2022-07-01 13:27:04)


At 7/1/22 07:03 AM, Mister-Ace wrote:Video of a real person with a really fake ass


iu_682673_1094947.gif

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-01 13:38:48



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-01 13:46:47 (edited 2022-07-01 13:49:10)


speed painting video

Marie - SpeedPaint

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I understand that this is a remix... but I mean ... its not really that much of a remix if you or I take away the copyrighted content from Pingu. in the least, the audio should be in the audio portal and leave poor Pingu out of the mashing

Pingu zone 2009

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stolen from crab dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM&ab_channel=MonstercatInstinct

Sussy baka crab porn


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-01 21:58:44


I want to see this rated as adult... rape ain't funny...

The Ghostly FUCK- FT. Jerry the Mouse

adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/848693


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-02 00:21:09


At 6/29/22 06:46 PM, The-Great-One wrote:QUESTION

Screenshot taken from this movie.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/848363

In the Content Submission page on the Wiki.

Now drawing underage characters as adults and depicting them as adults is understandable. Although, that last part about a creator trying to flirt with the boundaries is the part that is confusing for me. I know Newgrounds has been setting up a lot of fail safes to keep them protected legally. At the same time though, what is acceptable and what is considered trying to work around?


Pooling Around Comic Dub.


Same deal, only it's a comic dub.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-02 08:39:55 (edited 2022-07-02 08:42:20)


Here's a weird find.

https://joel-vetich.newgrounds.com/


Here's a user who was posting stuff from British web-creator Joel Veitch from 2002 to 2003.


Not only has he misspelled Veitch as 'Vetich', but he also claims several times to be some guy called Bruce who somehow has permission from Veitch to post his stuff on Newgrounds.


Doesn't matter if he does or not, about 18 Flashes could be considered 'stolen'.

You must be the creator and owner of the content you are submitting.


This one (Mr Stabby) being one of them

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-02 10:45:57


 Barracks Roster as of July 1st, 2022: 


Greetings, all! Hope you're all doing well, and enjoying your summer (or winter, for those folks south of the equator). Can you believe this year is half over already? I'll tell you, the older I get, the faster time flies. Which is why it's more important now to stop and smell the flowers and appreciate the good people and good times in your life.


First, congratulations to two members who were recently promoted: Captain @AnalPenguinFarming and Praporshchik @EchoTense01. They are both active in the forum as well, and it's proof that hard work pays off. Well done, soldiers!


*SALUTES*


I also want to thank EGSC @Exedor, EGSC @Guthrie and Private @Anonymous-frog for their constant support in the forums, answering questions and taking out the trash. It's this day-to-day dedication that keeps the Barracks alive and vibrant and an asset to the Newgrounds community. Keep up the great work! *SALUTES*


As a final note, I see that EGSC @Guthrie, our 'solder that never sleeps' is now joined by Captain @AnalPenguinFarming (recently reactivated) as two of our top voters. This month, between just those two guys, they accounted for 49% of the Barracks activity! That is most impressive. I'm glad to see some friendly competition - it will keep things interesting.


Hope you all have a great month. Keep up the great work, and as always, it is an honor and a privilege to serve with you all!


 Milestones: 

@AnalPenguinFarming - 4K blams, 10K saves, 14K total B/P

@byteslinger - 187K saves, 213K total B/P

@EchoTense01 - 11K saves, 12K total B/P

@Fro - 29K saves

@Guthrie - 102K saves, 126K total B/P


 Promotions: 

@AnalPenguinFarming - Captain

@EchoTense01 - Praporshchik


 The Roster: 

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank 

01) 213,751 | 1,488 | 49.60 | A | +006.59 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander  

02) 126,237 | 2,390 | 79.67 | A | +000.67 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander  

03) 90,391 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | +050.00 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander  

04) 75,973 | 0,306 | 10.20 | C | -013.56 | @Exedor Sup. Commander  

05) 70,083 | 0,008 | 00.27 | D | -057.89 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander  

06) 68,234 | 0,207 | 06.90 | C | +256.90 | @Jolly Sup. Commander  

07) 53,670 | 0,002 | 00.07 | D | +000.00 | @Pingu Sup. Commander  

08) 49,367 | 0,010 | 00.33 | D | -065.52 | @Asandir Sup. Commander  

09) 46,302 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander  

10) 41,825 | 0,635 | 21.17 | B | +014.41 | @Fro Sup. Commander  

11) 31,827 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Lizzardis Sup. Commander  

12) 29,774 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Decky Commander  

13) 28,209 | 0,060 | 02.00 | D | +300.00 | @ZomAlien Commander  

14) 24,202 | 0,116 | 03.87 | D | +008.41 | @Jackho General  

15) 18,129 | 0,064 | 02.13 | D | -050.39 | @ZJ Colonel  

16) 14,341 | 2,206 | 73.53 | A | +000.00 | @AnalPenguinFarming Captain  

17) 12,346 | 1,560 | 52.00 | A | +036.72 | @EchoTense01 Praporshchik  

18) 5,844 | 0,012 | 00.40 | D | -055.56 | @ADR3-N Sergeant  

19) 4,665 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @solitonmedic Corporal  

20) 4,214 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal  

21) 2,989 | 0,184 | 06.13 | C | -008.91 | @Anonymous-Frog Private  

22) 1,863 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant  


 Top 5 Gainers: 

@Guthrie - 2,390 (25.84% of total)

@AnalPenguinFarming - 2,206 (23.85% of total)

@EchoTense01 - 1,560 (16.86% of total)

@byteslinger - 1,488 (16.08% of total)

@Fro - 635 (6.86% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 89.49% of B/P points (8,279 total)


 Top gainers, repeat appearances: 

@byteslinger (150)

@Big-Boss (65)

@Guthrie (61)

@Asandir (50)

@GameJunkie (50)

@Pingu (42)

@Exedor (36) * 3 Years *

@Jackho (25)

@ZomAlien (24) * 2 Years *

@Decky (16)

@Lizzardis (15)

@Jolly (13)

@Little-Rena (12) * 1 Year *

@ZJ (8)

@Fro (5)

@EchoTense01 (3)


Total gain for month: 9,251 (16 Active Members)


That's 308.37 per day, or 19.27 per day per active member.


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-02 12:50:32


admits to not owning the animation: "Animated by: IDontKnow077" and "Animated by Brad"

Get me some skittles

How 2 open the blinds

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(attempted but failed to do successfully) stolen from armor games

corporation inc


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-02 13:59:40 (edited 2022-07-02 14:00:38)


screen cap of a game

"Part of VanimateApp a 3D adult game with one goal in mind to bring people and their fantasies closer together!"

Angel to Devil

adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/848752


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-02 15:37:29


Thanks for the list @byteslinger! Your tracking every month is appreciated.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-02 16:12:15


Hello, I have been requested to bring my arse in here, so here I am.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-02 23:44:28


No animation


No animation. It's narration audio set to an audio visualizer


Reuploading blammed content

Originals:

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/848711

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/848272


Reuploading blammed content

Original: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/848311


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-02 23:46:26


I have my doubts that this is owned by the uploading party "English version of gotoubun re for web"

Gotoubun re

https://yabaigoon.itch.io/gotoubun-re?fbclid=IwAR11T1AwE_f-qcLTIuBSp93SHolOajhdc8Hyfs6KQ4-YRS3aflLop22gI2I

which then calls this into question

project X



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-03 00:25:40


this is a meme video... of some sort...  not owned by the submitter

htriples


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-03 00:56:21


At 7/2/22 04:12 PM, Little-Rena wrote:Hello, I have been requested to bring my arse in here, so here I am.

I would like to take this opportunity to welcome Little-Rena's arse back to the EGB.

@byteslinger, can we add Little-Rena's arse to the Barracks Roster?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-07-03 01:25:13


At 7/2/22 11:44 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:Reuploading blammed content
Original: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/848311At 7/2/22 11:46 PM, tox wrote:
I have my doubts that this is owned by the uploading party "English version of gotoubun re for web"
Gotoubun re
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/848796

Not quite. I remeber this one. Originally, he uploaded the same thing, but one was an english version that didnt work correctly. But the second was in Korean, hence the "kr" in the title of the blammed submission. The new submission is in English. Seems to work, but the story is having translation issues, and clicking on the wrong side of the screen takes you back thru the story, rather than forward.

which then calls this into question
project X
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/848299

Project ...X

iu_684118_1094947.gif

Actually, it's a different story, so it's a different submission. ;)