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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-20 03:34:45


no animation

I get a PLL skip


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-20 15:33:25


At 6/20/22 01:36 PM, Recorped wrote:Is it just me or does this look like a child

Adult: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/847388


Dude I don’t know with this shit. A lot of anime stuff is justified by the 14 year old girl being like a 500 year old vampire or something. I don’t know. That one is suspicious to me.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-20 19:27:36 (edited 2022-06-20 19:37:38)



No animation


edit: holy shit that was fast


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-21 02:02:50


At 6/15/22 06:35 AM, Redmage4 wrote:
At 6/15/22 05:16 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
I can get a stronger Whistle? That would be awesome.
No, it would be to see what happens.


It wouldn't be the first time I introduced a new stat or idea to NewGrounds.


Can I use it to report when mods lock my topics for no reason? cough...turkey...on..astick..cough That would be really useful.


No, but you might be able to convince the higher ups to get you to be a higher up, since your account is old and has WAAAAAAAAY higher stats compared to all of NG management combined. After having shitflagged to the point of spam, having a garbage whistle and getting all the way back to deity.


Being a higher up could be fun. I have spent almost 18 years on this account.


In some more years, you'll have broken the 100,000 EXP cap, too. The system might overload with voting power and implode on itself. A thumbs based rating system might then be put in place where you buy thumbs for EXP to rate content or something, I dunno.


Buying thumbs? I don't think anybody should be forced to buy anything to rate things.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-21 05:17:28 (edited 2022-06-21 05:18:02)


This one got past Judgement with a score of 2.92/5


Original:


- they/she🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-21 11:21:18


At 6/13/22 02:26 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:Anyone interested in some stolen porn slideshows?

On second thought, don't answer that.

1: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/846641
2: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/846643


I think this is more from the same user again: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/847516

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-21 14:44:48


El loro (newgrounds.com)


a bird, no animation.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-21 15:14:41


At 6/21/22 02:44 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:El loro (newgrounds.com)

a bird, no animation.


Bird videos don't fly here.


Tuturu~ ♫

Without truth, there is no justice.

Asandir's interviews with Newgrounds forum users

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-21 19:57:56


I don’t know if it’s easier to rank up on B/P than ever or not but I’m about to squeeze out another rank this month. It’s insane how much comes through the portal these days.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-21 21:44:41


gameplay footage

Las aventuras de jon - Escena Eliminada (Capitulo 6 - HARRY)

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general spam? I'm confident this is stolen from somewhere because of the blown-out pixle count

Oh shit

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the author does not own the video clips shown

(''ytph'') Doña Puta y La Bruja del 71 Discuten

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no animation

fnf sonic down below the depths!!!!!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-21 21:44:54



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-22 00:25:00 (edited 2022-06-22 00:30:09)


At 6/21/22 09:44 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:(''ytph'') Doña Puta y La Bruja del 71 Discuten (newgrounds.com)

no animation


Same here, so why not put the former with the latter in one post?:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-22 01:34:01


the life of sonic (newgrounds.com)


It's a side show. No animation.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-22 03:05:08


At 6/21/22 07:57 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:It’s insane how much comes through the portal these days.


And only 80% of it is porn!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-22 15:14:27 (edited 2022-06-22 15:15:02)


Just real life footage, nothing animation included :/

MARIOKART 8 MARO VS TOAD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-22 20:17:05


Reuploading blammed content

Original: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/847489


Roblox footage


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-22 21:25:11



No animation/pornography.


NSFW


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-22 21:40:41 (edited 2022-06-22 21:41:23)


At 6/22/22 09:25 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/847686

No animation/pornography.

NSFW


if you put a link in the thread that has a " (insert here whatever you want to write)" right before it becomes a text link

I usually put in the word "Adult" right before the link

we gotta keep it pg13 around here ;P


as an example

Adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/847686


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-22 21:42:33


At 6/22/22 09:40 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/22/22 09:25 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/847686

No animation/pornography.

NSFW

if you put a link in the thread that has a " (insert here whatever you want to write)" right before it becomes a text link
I usually put in the word "Adult" right before the link
we gotta keep it pg13 around here ;P

as an example
Adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/847686


My bad. I honestly didn’t even realize the photo was some cheeks. I usually use my phone so the preview picture didn’t really hit me until now when I saw it.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-22 21:45:38


At 6/22/22 09:42 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 6/22/22 09:40 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/22/22 09:25 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/847686

No animation/pornography.

NSFW

if you put a link in the thread that has a " (insert here whatever you want to write)" right before it becomes a text link
I usually put in the word "Adult" right before the link
we gotta keep it pg13 around here ;P

as an example
Adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/847686

My bad. I honestly didn’t even realize the photo was some cheeks. I usually use my phone so the preview picture didn’t really hit me until now when I saw it.


i dont know what you are talking about ...

its just the moon in the icon picture


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-22 21:48:24


At 6/22/22 09:45 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/22/22 09:42 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 6/22/22 09:40 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/22/22 09:25 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/847686

No animation/pornography.

NSFW

if you put a link in the thread that has a " (insert here whatever you want to write)" right before it becomes a text link
I usually put in the word "Adult" right before the link
we gotta keep it pg13 around here ;P

as an example
Adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/847686

My bad. I honestly didn’t even realize the photo was some cheeks. I usually use my phone so the preview picture didn’t really hit me until now when I saw it.

i dont know what you are talking about ...
its just the moon in the icon picture


Honestly looks like a yoshi egg to me


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-22 21:56:57 (edited 2022-06-22 21:57:08)


At 6/22/22 09:48 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 6/22/22 09:45 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/22/22 09:42 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 6/22/22 09:40 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/22/22 09:25 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/847686

No animation/pornography.

NSFW

if you put a link in the thread that has a " (insert here whatever you want to write)" right before it becomes a text link
I usually put in the word "Adult" right before the link
we gotta keep it pg13 around here ;P

as an example
Adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/847686

My bad. I honestly didn’t even realize the photo was some cheeks. I usually use my phone so the preview picture didn’t really hit me until now when I saw it.

i dont know what you are talking about ...
its just the moon in the icon picture

Well, I it appears ass though we've been mooned. We can be ass assured ass possible of that.

Honestly looks like a yoshi egg to me

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-22 22:01:29


Are people shocked and appalled that the guys named AnalPenguinFarming posted some bootymeat


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-22 22:04:12


At 6/22/22 10:01 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:Are people shocked and appalled that the guys named AnalPenguinFarming posted some bootymeat


are we allowed to be?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-23 00:58:43


At 6/22/22 09:42 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
No animation/pornography.
NSFW
I didn’t even realize the photo was some cheeks.


...AnalPenguinFarming

...No animation/pornography.

...NSFW

...I didn’t even realize the photo was some cheeks.

There's some degree of irony here...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-23 01:11:20


no animation

My new Troublemakers Characters


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-23 01:16:03


At 6/23/22 12:58 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 6/22/22 09:42 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
No animation/pornography.
NSFW
I didn’t even realize the photo was some cheeks.

...AnalPenguinFarming
...No animation/pornography.
...NSFW
...I didn’t even realize the photo was some cheeks.
There's some degree of irony here...


No problem XXXedor.


- they/she🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-23 09:36:01



should be self explanatory

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-23 09:49:06


At 6/23/22 09:36 AM, jonthomson wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/847684

should be self explanatory


What is it? Stolen? Not animation?


- they/she🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-23 10:05:16


At 6/23/22 09:49 AM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:
At 6/23/22 09:36 AM, jonthomson wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/847684

should be self explanatory

What is it? Stolen? Not animation?


Well, it's a ripoff of stuff Tom made before the Portal existed...