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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-09 17:06:04



No animation. Just streaming a game.



Racist and no animation.



No animation.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-09 18:28:13



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-09 19:32:10 (edited 2022-06-09 19:34:31)


At 6/8/22 10:45 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/8/22 09:04 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:Hey everyone it’s time for APF’s dumb question of the week:

Is Piconjo day another day where everything gets through in the portal? I know on Clock Day pretty much everything used to be a save in celebration of “B” but I can’t remember what Piconjo Day was really all about.

I would half assume that its "war" day for the barracks


First, let's do the math.

1+3+3+7+1+3+7=25

You with me so far?

25+6+9=40

40+2+0-2+2=42

Now get this, Pic0nj0 always puts the number 0 EVERYWHERE so it must be with the 42 so the next part makes sense.

42 with 0 makes 420, the weed hippy number. Why does this make sense? Because he loves you all, he's l337 and wants a double month celebration of peace and love, shown by genius mathematical reasoning by his own making, not war.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-09 20:33:17



No animation


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-09 22:31:47


resubmitting blamed content

Uh, Anya... are you okay?...

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/845979

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a link that leads off-site to an adult website

adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/846143

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throughout these animations, there will be points in time where you can see the background/character/scene move un-naturally compared to a scene that you would find with other adult content, which leads me to belive that the author in this case is doing something on a video game and then roaming around in the scene/using a mouse to zoom in or move the scene around

AND with that, I call shenanigans that the created content belongs to the author

the author is doing a screencap of an adult video game or program to get this submission,

pretty sure it's coming from this game/company's engine adult https://www.tnaflix.com/blowjob-videos/Harley-Quinn-Porno-Game-%3F%3F-SexGame.Pro/video4912411 .... adult http://www.sexgame.pro/
  1. adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/830875
  2. adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/830233
  3. adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/830234
  4. adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/830414
  5. adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/830542
  6. adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/846071
  7. adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/846165


and with all these above submissions not being a part of the author's creative methods BUT without having direct evidence to substantiate the claim, I'm going call nonsense on the rest of the submitted movie pieces:

  1. adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/830405
  2. adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/830541

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-09 23:51:34



No animation


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-10 00:08:44


stolen from the internet, and the author admits to it "None of this goes to me. It all goes to MonoMedia"

Happy tree friends-episode 57-can’t stop coffin

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FNF screen cap game mod footage

FNF-SLAYBELLS


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-10 00:57:45


At 6/9/22 06:28 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:Jugament.mp4 (newgrounds.com)


no animation

That's seconds long, so it's definitely going to be blammed soon.


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/846131 is a slideshow about nails filmed on camera and uploaded as a movie. What should we flag it as? I mean, Monika's an anomaly that causes a well-known game to glitch and get corrupted. Sounds like a kind of virus or something right there, then you have to pretty much hack the directory to delete her after breaking the fourth wall on so many levels in game.

Contains material that can damage your computer, maybe?

Hormone supplements, breast implants? This reporting option doesn't describe spam. It seems to describe hentai and M rated things, so in that case doesn't that mean tens of thousands of big wowzers have to be flagged off of all the portals?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-10 03:05:21 (edited 2022-06-10 03:14:45)


At 6/10/22 12:57 AM, Redmage4 wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/846131 is a slideshow about nails filmed on camera.

A screen capture. ...and, not really a slideshow. There was some movement. Anyway, it blammed. Good job, peeps.

What should we flag it as?
Hormone supplements, breast implants? This reporting option doesn't describe spam. It seems to describe hentai and M rated things, so in that case doesn't that mean tens of thousands of big wowzers have to be flagged off of all the portals?

And that's why it doesn't say "crappy animations or games." Just pick whatever category you want to report it as and leave a comment as to the reason. As long as you're close, you're fine.


At 6/10/22 12:08 AM, tox wrote:Happy tree friends-episode 57-can’t stop coffin

I stopped the coffin.

FNF-SLAYBELLS

I slayed the bells.


At 6/9/22 10:31 PM, tox wrote:a link that leads off-site to an adult website

Click the big green START button, not the "take-me-to-a-porn-game-site" button.

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throughout these animations, there will be points in time where you can see the background/character/scene move un-naturally compared to a scene that you would find with other adult content, which leads me to belive that the author in this case is doing something on a video game and then roaming around in the scene/using a mouse to zoom in or move the scene around

You analyze too much. You need to research the word of the day. What is the word of the day? Source Film Maker. That's 3 words, so I hope that's not too heavy. But wait, there's also Gmod. Four words?! OMG. You need to research SFM and garry's mod. Basically, they are sandboxes where you can use game assets to create videos. They are free downloads and can be learned quickly, so users create spammy, low effort videos quickly, and of course, pornoz. Doesn't mean they're gameplay, nor against the rules. Just v0te appropriately when necessary.


and with all these above submissions not being a part of the author's creative methods BUT without having direct evidence to substantiate the claim, I'm going call nonsense on the rest of the submitted movie pieces:
without having direct evidence
without having direct evidence
without having direct evidence
without having direct evidence

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At 6/9/22 07:32 PM, Redmage4 wrote:First, let's do the math.
40+2+0-2+2=42

Your math is flawed. ..although, you did show your work. Let me break this down for you.

Now get this, Pic0nj0 always puts the number 0 EVERYWHERE so it must be with the 42 so the next part makes sense.

All the zeros are that you should be voting 0.

42 with 0 makes 420, the weed hippy number. Why does this make sense?

Cuz yoo been smokin sumthun?

Because he loves you all, he's l337 and wants a double month celebration of peace and love, shown by genius mathematical reasoning by his own making, not war.

iu_662361_1094947.gif

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-10 03:49:53


111 (newgrounds.com)


no animation


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-10 07:00:20


I wanted to brag about it because it’s something I couldn’t do back when I was first around in NG. Earned my Gold Whistle today!


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-10 11:35:59



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-10 11:51:44


this game was not made by me

Thank you for making our jobs easier


Both of these are videos of Cat Ghost dubbed in Spanish (?) and are not original creations by the uploader

Originals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoRmPeZdhqw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsHxevkexJ4


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-10 13:45:47



No animation and author is pushing NFT garbage.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-10 15:49:33


At 6/10/22 01:45 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:No animation and author is pushing NFT garbage.At 6/10/22 11:35 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
I Heart Crack ~ Rucka Rucka Ali (newgrounds.com)

I wiped dat crack.


At 6/10/22 11:51 AM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:Both of these are videos of Cat Ghost

I put the cat out.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-10 16:01:33


Pico's Roulette (reup) (newgrounds.com)


not original author. Account says will reup load deleted games. Sounds like a problem account.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-10 18:44:47


At 6/10/22 04:01 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:says will reup load deleted games.

I re downed it.

Sounds like a problem account.

Yeah, probably gonna re- down the account.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-10 21:10:56


audio belongs in the audio portal, it's just a sound visualizer

WHAT

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screen cap of a game

Build…


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-10 22:47:42


At 6/9/22 07:32 PM, Redmage4 wrote:42 with 0 makes 420, the weed hippy number. Why does this make sense?
Cuz yoo been smokin sumthun?


Just making a reference to the dankmen April 1st event, which took place 69 days before this was announced. Doesn't seem to be a coincidence, considering 6/9 was you know what. Methinks this must have happened this way for some ulterior reason. HMM...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-11 00:00:08 (edited 2022-06-11 00:00:31)


needs to be rated adult because of penetrative sex

My Lovely Neighbors - Episode 2 TRAILER

adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/846290

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neat... my first ever legit in-screen popup/commercial that can lead off-site 

I'm going to call it on no animation... pretty location though

isla pasion

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cellphone recording of a song of some sort, no animation

Nu-Metal


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-11 00:46:30



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-11 11:25:33



No animation my dudes. Just flipping through a book.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-11 17:38:23


repeat game / double upload, i have seen this game before but it looks like the author is trying for an upload again

fifa 22 pack open (vote)

original: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/846380

fifa 22 pack open vote

re-hash: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/846381


however, both uploads are failed under the copyrighted song... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu-WkA6MjKk&ab_channel=HAZEY on behalf of Sony music entertainment

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screen shot of a video game

Just Lay Down

adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/846398

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stolen from the internet

WHO IS THE SOCK PUPPET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hhMUT2U2L4&ab_channel=Sky_Tyler

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type of speed painting

"It's the hand, not the sword"

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no animation

It's never sunny in killfinane: The finale


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-11 22:56:14


no way.... the legit mortal combat 2 game... dang... totally against the rules ... but dang!

game not owned by the uploader

Flash Kombat 2


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-12 02:18:02



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-12 03:29:05



- CS

- she/her (and they maybe)🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-12 09:47:29



No animation. Just discord screenshots.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-13 00:11:56



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-13 00:31:11


swirlwaffle moment (newgrounds.com)


author states not the original author.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-13 05:31:19


Stolen, this is the outro for Jacob Lenard aka HorseFolder.


- CS

- she/her (and they maybe)🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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