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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-05 07:48:53


I can't seem to find a guide for it or I'm not looking hard enough (the most likely case). Can someone explain Portal Guard to me like I'm 5?


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-05 09:42:58



Literally just the game Pong.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-05 16:10:19


At 6/5/22 07:48 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:I can't seem to find a guide for it or I'm not looking hard enough (the most likely case). Can someone explain Portal Guard to me like I'm 5?


As in the precursor to the elite guard barracks?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-05 16:46:09


At 6/5/22 04:10 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/5/22 07:48 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:I can't seem to find a guide for it or I'm not looking hard enough (the most likely case). Can someone explain Portal Guard to me like I'm 5?

As in the precursor to the elite guard barracks?


No, the Portal Guard is a web app (but was previously a standalone executable) that helps parse all of the submissions that come in to each portal. Check it out!


https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pg4


There's a pretty good FAQ here, too: https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pgfaq


@AnalPenguinFarming, did you know about the FAQ? Let us know if you have any specific questions!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-05 16:47:44


At 6/5/22 04:46 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 6/5/22 04:10 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/5/22 07:48 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:I can't seem to find a guide for it or I'm not looking hard enough (the most likely case). Can someone explain Portal Guard to me like I'm 5?

As in the precursor to the elite guard barracks?

No, the Portal Guard is a web app (but was previously a standalone executable) that helps parse all of the submissions that come in to each portal. Check it out!

https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pg4

There's a pretty good FAQ here, too: https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pgfaq

@AnalPenguinFarming, did you know about the FAQ? Let us know if you have any specific questions!


#learningthingsOnAsunday


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-05 16:52:34


At 6/5/22 04:46 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 6/5/22 04:10 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/5/22 07:48 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:I can't seem to find a guide for it or I'm not looking hard enough (the most likely case). Can someone explain Portal Guard to me like I'm 5?

As in the precursor to the elite guard barracks?

No, the Portal Guard is a web app (but was previously a standalone executable) that helps parse all of the submissions that come in to each portal. Check it out!

https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pg4

There's a pretty good FAQ here, too: https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pgfaq

@AnalPenguinFarming, did you know about the FAQ? Let us know if you have any specific questions!


Are these links meant to redirect to demotivational memes? It's like an Internet humor time machine.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-05 16:52:39 (edited 2022-06-05 17:01:43)


no animation, audio should be in the audio portal

Night tropical waves

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double submission (but i think its an honest mistake)

Winter Game

delete this one... https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/845659

this one comes with a menu title and is the same game... https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/845660

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admits to not owning the animation or the song in the bio

"Song used anti-glory-by horsegirl


I don't own the song or the footage


I just animatied over them"

Anti-glory (remix)

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stolen from www.armorgames.com


the other upload by this author is under suspicion but I can't load the submission on my computer SOOOOO I cant call shenanigans IF there are indeed shenanigans happening with the submission

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mostly ripped off from others on the internet

art- art by xXNoWorries: http://aminoapps.com/p/dei0luf

sound- Original by Delak: https://youtu.be/oiuyhxp4w9I

the only part that is "original" in this submission is the white boxes the person puts over the speech bubbles of the characters

Heavy is Dead but it's comic

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pointless demo (not often I call someone on this)

FIxing a glitch for an upcoming game

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admits to not owning the original animation

"all content belongs to its orginal creator(s). I do not own any of it."

Banana Cow!!!! (18+)

adult https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/845696

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no animation

Dross

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roblox screen cap


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-05 17:44:17 (edited 2022-06-05 17:44:50)


At 6/5/22 04:52 PM, Jackho wrote:
At 6/5/22 04:46 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:No, the Portal Guard is a web app
https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pg4

There's a pretty good FAQ here, too: https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pgfaq
Are these links meant to redirect to demotivational memes? It's like an Internet humor time machine.


Sounds like you're using a VPN! Byteslinger's flood detection doesn't play nice with those.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-05 19:55:56


At 6/5/22 04:52 PM, tox wrote:


mostly ripped off from others on the internet
art- art by xXNoWorries: http://aminoapps.com/p/dei0luf
sound- Original by Delak: https://youtu.be/oiuyhxp4w9I
the only part that is "original" in this submission is the white boxes the person puts over the speech bubbles of the characters
Heavy is Dead but it's comic
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/845678
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Heavy is dead but it's comic dub


it wasn't blamed but its back for round two


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-05 20:00:28


At 6/5/22 04:46 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 6/5/22 04:10 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/5/22 07:48 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:I can't seem to find a guide for it or I'm not looking hard enough (the most likely case). Can someone explain Portal Guard to me like I'm 5?

As in the precursor to the elite guard barracks?

No, the Portal Guard is a web app (but was previously a standalone executable) that helps parse all of the submissions that come in to each portal. Check it out!

https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pg4

There's a pretty good FAQ here, too: https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pgfaq

@AnalPenguinFarming, did you know about the FAQ? Let us know if you have any specific questions!


I looked for the FAQ but apparently I missed it. Now I understand better what it’s all about. Thanks for the extra information!


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-05 20:35:09 (edited 2022-06-05 20:35:20)


At 6/5/22 04:46 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 6/5/22 04:10 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/5/22 07:48 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:I can't seem to find a guide for it or I'm not looking hard enough (the most likely case). Can someone explain Portal Guard to me like I'm 5?

As in the precursor to the elite guard barracks?

No, the Portal Guard is a web app (but was previously a standalone executable) that helps parse all of the submissions that come in to each portal. Check it out!

https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pg4

There's a pretty good FAQ here, too: https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pgfaq

@AnalPenguinFarming, did you know about the FAQ? Let us know if you have any specific questions!


Does this even work still? I'm not getting any results

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-06 06:34:47



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-06 06:51:59


Well everyone I’ve accepted my promotion and I am now Lieutenant AnalPenguinFarming!


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-06 13:55:19


Peppa death (newgrounds.com)


resubmit of blammed.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-06 20:57:49


screen cap of a cellphone game

Evil Stacy and Darkness Mya Abused me and RaiTreGuy2k7/Arrested

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I'm just going off this guy's track record and so far he has stolen 3/4 things in the last 48 hours that I have personally called him on from the internet... I'm willing to place my whistle on the line and say that this is also stolen from somewhere even though I cant load the submission and verify against him 

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/387319/1801#bbspost27370758_post_text

Random TFQ Game

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The author does not own this animation namely because I have seen this exact submission clip beforehand and I remember that I called it out the last time that I saw it too

The Anime Archival Project: H: KOTF S1 E85


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-06 21:01:43



It’s a standard YouTube reaction video with no actual animating.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-06 21:15:02


At 6/6/22 09:01 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/845863

It’s a standard YouTube reaction video with no actual animating.


on a funny note, he goes from 90% effort to like 0% real quick in that video, honestly chuckled about that


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-06 21:26:17


At 6/6/22 09:15 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/6/22 09:01 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/845863

It’s a standard YouTube reaction video with no actual animating.

on a funny note, he goes from 90% effort to like 0% real quick in that video, honestly chuckled about that


lol yea that had me too. I was like “alright where’s the reaction?”


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-07 06:19:32



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-07 08:02:10


At 6/7/22 06:19 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:Killjoy (Unrated) (newgrounds.com)

no animation



Another submit from the same person with no animation.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-07 14:57:10


At 6/5/22 05:44 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 6/5/22 04:52 PM, Jackho wrote:
At 6/5/22 04:46 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:No, the Portal Guard is a web app
https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pg4

There's a pretty good FAQ here, too: https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pgfaq
Are these links meant to redirect to demotivational memes? It's like an Internet humor time machine.

Sounds like you're using a VPN! Byteslinger's flood detection doesn't play nice with those.


Nope, guess I just have a lame IP.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-07 17:15:01


At 6/7/22 02:57 PM, Jackho wrote:
At 6/5/22 05:44 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 6/5/22 04:52 PM, Jackho wrote:
At 6/5/22 04:46 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:No, the Portal Guard is a web app
https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pg4

There's a pretty good FAQ here, too: https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=pgfaq
Are these links meant to redirect to demotivational memes? It's like an Internet humor time machine.

Sounds like you're using a VPN! Byteslinger's flood detection doesn't play nice with those.

Nope, guess I just have a lame IP.


Hey, Jackho - PM me your public IP address and I will add that to the IP whitelist for the site. I've been getting hammered by large geographical areas by countless bots, and had to resort to large-block IP restrictions. Sorry about the unintentional lock-out. Same for anyone else out there - PM the details, and I'll add you.


And, yes, the anti-bot code will redirect you to a meme site if you fail the IP filter. Just something I threw in to make life a bit more amusing.


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-07 20:58:30


At 6/7/22 05:15 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 6/7/22 02:57 PM, Jackho wrote:
At 6/5/22 05:44 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 6/5/22 04:52 PM, Jackho wrote:
At 6/5/22 04:46 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:No, the Portal Guard is a web app
And, yes, the anti-bot code will redirect you to a meme site if you fail the IP filter. Just something I threw in to make life a bit more amusing.


can someone post a screenshot of whatever this re-direct looks like...? I'm curious now what this "meme" website looks like


please?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-07 21:04:53 (edited 2022-06-07 21:05:22)


I don't know if anyone has noticed, probably not, but we have something that could be a problem... This guy keeps posting gameplay footage of something that looks like Super Smash Bros. Maybe he's trying to remake it without permission from Masahiro Sakurai since it looks that way with all the character reveal trailers. I mean, Super Smash Flash is one thing, but he's even got a download page. I wonder if we should tell the Nintendo legal department before it gets too risky.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-07 21:51:52


At 6/7/22 08:58 PM, tox wrote:can someone post a screenshot of whatever this re-direct looks like...? I'm curious now what this "meme" website looks like


It's some lolcats website, nothing special


https://icanhas.cheezburger.com/lolcats

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-07 22:42:04


At 6/7/22 09:51 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 6/7/22 08:58 PM, tox wrote:can someone post a screenshot of whatever this re-direct looks like...? I'm curious now what this "meme" website looks like

It's some lolcats website, nothing special

https://icanhas.cheezburger.com/lolcats


I appreciate you Guthrie

The real MVP


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-07 23:12:04


At 6/7/22 09:04 PM, Redmage4 wrote:I don't know if anyone has noticed, probably not, but we have something that could be a problem... This guy keeps posting gameplay footage of something that looks like Super Smash Bros. Maybe he's trying to remake it without permission from Masahiro Sakurai since it looks that way with all the character reveal trailers. I mean, Super Smash Flash is one thing, but he's even got a download page. I wonder if we should tell the Nintendo legal department before it gets too risky.


It's a Smash Bros clone, but it stars various YouTube animators instead of Nintendo characters.


I'm more concerned that they are trailers, with mostly gameplay footage and barely any animation, and that she posted 10 of them over the span of a week AND also posted some posters in the Art Portal.

(I checked her Twitter and she's using they/she pronouns, but it looks like she forgot to update it on NG)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-07 23:15:42


At 6/7/22 11:12 PM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:
At 6/7/22 09:04 PM, Redmage4 wrote:I don't know if anyone has noticed, probably not, but we have something that could be a problem... This guy keeps posting gameplay footage of something that looks like Super Smash Bros. Maybe he's trying to remake it without permission from Masahiro Sakurai since it looks that way with all the character reveal trailers. I mean, Super Smash Flash is one thing, but he's even got a download page. I wonder if we should tell the Nintendo legal department before it gets too risky.

It's a Smash Bros clone, but it stars various YouTube animators instead of Nintendo characters.

I'm more concerned that they are trailers, with mostly gameplay footage and barely any animation, and that she posted 10 of them over the span of a week AND also posted some posters in the Art Portal.
(I checked her Twitter and she's using they/she pronouns, but it looks like she forgot to update it on NG)


Sorry to double quote here but I’ve investigated this nonstop and it bothers me to no end that the submissions keep getting through. There’s nothing we can really do it seems. But it’s repetitive submissions almost daily with the same exact content.


Maybe they don’t understand how the website works, I mean we’ve all been there. I still don’t understand everything here.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-07 23:19:21


At 6/2/22 07:27 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:I mean I don't think it's weird to follow NSFW artists. But some of the things I've seen come through the portal are absolutely wild. I never remembered any stuff like this coming in back in the day.


Ah, the good old days when porn hid in the hentai section and didn't dare post explicit thumbnails, and I didn't know the definition of Ahe-Gao face...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-06-07 23:27:16


At 6/7/22 11:15 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:Sorry to double quote here but I’ve investigated this nonstop and it bothers me to no end that the submissions keep getting through. There’s nothing we can really do it seems. But it’s repetitive submissions almost daily with the same exact content.

Maybe they don’t understand how the website works, I mean we’ve all been there. I still don’t understand everything here.


Let me get out the lawbook again.


According to the Movie Guidelines:

"Do not submit Let's Play videos or anything that primarily depends on recorded video game footage."


Yeah we can probably report them under 'no animation' or 'Gameplay footage / trailer'