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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-28 18:18:49


At 12/28/21 06:13 PM, Sentio wrote:I've been active in the portal for the first time in years over the last week or so. Assuming this urge continues for a while I have a few questions:

1) When I was last active we could go days without a submission being blammed (~2014). What changed? It seems a reasonable percentage get blammed now.

2) What is with all the short animated porn loops? They are high quality but such low effort... I am tending to 0 as I do for most short loops, but are they legit submissions or should they be flagged?

3) How fast are flagged submissions being removed these days- before or after judgement? Am I better off continuing to hit 0 on anything dodgy in the hope they get blammed first?

I'll try to keep my eye on this club to stay in the loop and 'get my eye back in'


1) It really just depends on the submission and how many people see it. I’ve seen some go a week without being blammed/saved.


2) Unfortunately, those boring animated porn loops completely clog up the portal and everyone eats them up. They aren’t really breaking any rules and all the horny bastards vote 5 on them, so we just have to deal with it.


3) Usually it gets blammed before getting removed. If it’s something like an 8 year old recording themselves playing Roblox, it almost always gets blammed before the mods get to it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-28 18:24:33


1) It really just depends on the submission and how many people see it. I’ve seen some go a week without being blammed/saved.

2) Unfortunately, those boring animated porn loops completely clog up the portal and everyone eats them up. They aren’t really breaking any rules and all the horny bastards vote 5 on them, so we just have to deal with it.

3) Usually it gets blammed before getting removed. If it’s something like an 8 year old recording themselves playing Roblox, it almost always gets blammed before the mods get to it.


Thanks for answering my questions. I'll keep brandishing my voting power on the side of good and 0 voting the loops and other trash, even if they are legit.


Sig by lebastic

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-28 18:46:25



Roblox gameplay


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-29 00:22:05


At 12/28/21 06:18 PM, tommygunn208 wrote:
At 12/28/21 06:13 PM, Sentio wrote:I've been active in the portal for the first time in years over the last week or so. Assuming this urge continues for a while I have a few questions:

1) It really just depends on the submission and how many people see it. I’ve seen some go a week without being blammed/saved.

Things do sometimes take time to get thru Judgement, but vote away. That's what it takes.


2) Unfortunately, those boring animated porn loops completely clog up the portal and everyone eats them up. They aren’t really breaking any rules and all the horny bastards vote 5 on them, so we just have to deal with it.

I always vote 0 even tho I know they might pass. Occasionally, things do actually get blammed, even when they're porn.


3) Usually it gets blammed before getting removed. If it’s something like an 8 year old recording themselves playing Roblox, it almost always gets blammed before the mods get to it.

Which is fine. If we remove everything, first, it takes away the voice of the community and we become censors instead of mods, but second, if we leave it a bit longer so it blams, you get blam points. If we remove it, you don't get any blam points, so blam is better than removal. :)


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-29 11:44:03


Unlicensed music

Spy spy

Original music belongs to music artist - WHOKILLEDXIX - link:https://youtu.be/UlYwnX5DO2Y


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-29 16:28:02


At 12/28/21 06:13 PM, Sentio wrote:2) What is with all the short animated porn loops? They are high quality but such low effort... I am tending to 0 as I do for most short loops, but are they legit submissions or should they be flagged?


I have a bit more context in addition to what others have said for this one. Back in December of 2018, tumblr banned nearly all porn on their platform. A huge number of content creators hosted their entire portfolios on that site and it was going to be deleted with very short notice. Lots of those creators migrated to Newgrounds and we got a huge influx of regular submitters to the portal because of it. Many of those earlier submissions were pretty high quality and have continued on to regularly submit here. IMO, most of them either belong in the art portal or a different site, but I have to say it was really cool to see a totally new generation of users embrace Newgrounds.


Hope that helps a bit!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-29 18:44:18


Submitting a content that user did not create. EddsWorld - 25 fts under the seat (Español Latino)

Claimed the Spanish version and animation doesn’t belong to the user.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-29 21:26:04



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-30 08:37:47 (edited 2021-12-30 08:37:56)


This is real porn - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/827704


(NSFW, obviously)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-30 08:52:47


At 12/30/21 08:37 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:This is real porn - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/827704

(NSFW, obviously)


And there is still no option to flag the rule-breaking avatars.


Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!

And release [the Leopards-done] ATACMS & F-16s!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-30 09:05:21


At 12/30/21 08:37 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:This is real porn - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/827704

(NSFW, obviously)

What the hell is up with all these real life porn videos popping up in the portal recently?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-30 11:39:33


At 12/30/21 08:37 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:This is real porn

That account shouldn't be around much longer.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-30 12:26:51



still imagine. no animation.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-30 13:05:57


No animations, just copied photos and reuploaded due to blams.

did u take my 19 Fortnite dollar cards meme


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-30 13:07:09


At 12/30/21 09:05 AM, tommygunn208 wrote:
At 12/30/21 08:37 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:This is real porn - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/827704

(NSFW, obviously)
What the hell is up with all these real life porn videos popping up in the portal recently?


Probably bots. Idk


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-30 13:33:40 (edited 2021-12-30 13:34:42)



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-30 15:07:21



minecraft gameplay


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-30 20:47:19



no animation.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-30 21:08:12


Stolen TV show scene content of Backyardigans.

Backyardigans Yeti stomp


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-12-31 05:42:49


This guy already uploaded this to his profile, and he didn't change anything about it except for a slightly different title.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-01-01 14:47:28


HAPPY NEW YEAR 2022!


Looks like I get to kick off 2022 with the roster update as the first post of the year - pretty cool.


Before I present the roster, I just want to wish you all a very happy, healthy and prosperous new year. As our holiday season winds down, and we start anew with a fresh year ahead of us, my hope is that we all have a better year in 2022.


2021 ended in a downturn for many of us; we're all worn out from Covid and politics and general insanity, and need some relief. After some soul searching, I realized that I need to take a step back ,stop worrying and complaining, and just do what I can to make things better. In that light, I have paused my use of all social media, call my family and friends instead of texting them (which prevents a lot of hurt feelings when the words in a message are taken the wrong way), and keep my judgments to myself. I will focus on the positive things in life, and bring that positivity to all I meet.


And when things go wrong (and they will) I will not try to be too stressed out, but instead, seek help in family and friends. And when they need someone to lean on, I will be there for them as well.


If I want others to be positive and caring, I need to be that way as well. True, there's no guarantee that other folks will be kind or rational or caring in all circumstances, and in that case, I will try to be the voice of reason and compassion, instead of adding fuel to the fire. Once you put your ego aside and don't take everything personally (which I have issues with) things go a lot smoother.


With that, I want to say thank you for all of the fine folks in the Barracks, and for all the non-members who contribute daily. I believe that all of you here who keep Newgrounds safe and secure - and doing so on a completely voluntary basis - are also good people IRL. I am honored and humbled to be part of this crew, surrounded by folks who really do care.


So, may 2022 be the best year yet for all of us!


*SALUTES*


_Barracks Roster as of January 1st, 2022:_


_Milestones:_

@byteslinger - 24K blams, 180K saves, 204K total B/P

@Exedor - 46K saves

@Guthrie - 20K blams, 91K saves, 111K total B/P

@Peregrinus - 40K saves, 51K total B/P


_The Roster:_

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 204,417 | 1,936 | 62.45 | A | +002.06 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 1 | D

02) 111,804 | 2,842 | 91.68 | A | +009.27 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 14 | B

03) 90,361 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | -025.00 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F

04) 73,798 | 0,299 | 09.65 | C | -028.98 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 13 | C

05) 69,501 | 0,179 | 05.77 | C | +123.75 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F

06) 67,898 | 0,028 | 00.90 | D | +000.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F

07) 51,598 | 0,950 | 30.65 | B | -020.63 | @Peregrinus Sup. Commander | 0 | F

08) 49,172 | 0,083 | 02.68 | D | +059.62 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 1 | D

09) 46,294 | 0,008 | 00.26 | D | +700.00 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 0 | F

10) 39,179 | 0,046 | 01.48 | D | -016.36 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 0 | F

11) 31,826 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | -099.62 | @Lizzardis Sup. Commander | 0 | F

12) 29,774 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Decky Commander | 0 | F

13) 27,687 | 0,251 | 08.10 | C | +198.81 | @ZomAlien Commander | 2 | D

14) 23,746 | 0,062 | 02.00 | D | -039.81 | @Jackho General | 0 | F

15) 16,817 | 0,274 | 08.84 | C | +142.48 | @ZJ Major | 0 | F

16) 5,805 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant | 0 | F

17) 4,662 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | @solitonmedic Corporal | 0 | F

18) 4,214 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal | 0 | F

19) 1,854 | 0,002 | 00.06 | D | -033.33 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant | 0 | F


_Top 5 Gainers:_

@Guthrie - 2,842 (40.80% of total)

@byteslinger - 1,936 (27.80% of total)

@Peregrinus - 950 (13.64% of total)

@Exedor - 299 (4.29% of total)

@ZJ - 274 (3.93% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 90.47% of B/P points (6,301 total)


_Top gainers, repeat appearances:_

@byteslinger (144) * 12 Years *

@Big-Boss (65)

@Guthrie (55)

@Asandir (50)

@GameJunkie (50)

@Peregrinus (39)

@Exedor (31)

@Jackho (25)

@ZomAlien (24) * 2 Years *

@Decky (16)

@Lizzardis (15)

@Jolly (13)

@Little-Rena (12) * 1 Year *

@ZJ (6)


Total gain for month: 6,965 (16 Active Members)


That's 232.17 per day, or 14.51 per day per active member.



Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-01-01 15:41:20


Is it just me or is this 47 minutes of black screen and silence?


At 12/30/21 01:33 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:Reuploading blammed content
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/827736
Originals:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/822597
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/823133

There he goes again


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-01-01 17:06:07


At 1/1/22 03:41 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/828020
Is it just me or is this 47 minutes of black screen and silence?
At 12/30/21 01:33 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:Reuploading blammed content
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/827736
Originals:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/822597
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/823133

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/828028
There he goes again

Yeah that isn’t just you, not sure what happened with that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-01-01 17:09:43 (edited 2022-01-01 17:10:34)


At 1/1/22 05:06 PM, tommygunn208 wrote:
At 1/1/22 03:41 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/828020
Is it just me or is this 47 minutes of black screen and silence?
At 12/30/21 01:33 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:Reuploading blammed content
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/827736
Originals:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/822597
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/823133

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/828028
There he goes again
Yeah that isn’t just you, not sure what happened with that.

Also, can he get in trouble for reuploading it so much? There seems to be no signs of him stopping.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-01-01 17:11:39 (edited 2022-01-01 17:14:36)


At 1/1/22 05:09 PM, tommygunn208 wrote:
At 1/1/22 05:06 PM, tommygunn208 wrote:
At 1/1/22 03:41 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/828020
Is it just me or is this 47 minutes of black screen and silence?
At 12/30/21 01:33 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:Reuploading blammed content
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/827736
Originals:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/822597
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/823133

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/828028
There he goes again
Yeah that isn’t just you, not sure what happened with that.
Also, can he get in trouble for reuploading it so much?

Whoops I didn’t mean to write this, what’s the mod that can delete forum posts again?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-01-01 19:48:48



not original author


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-01-02 12:27:09


Reuploaded the blammed game content

Windows Useless


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-01-02 12:32:50


This doesn’t even have the file game in it

Jumping Game!

Or was that just my screen glitch??


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-01-02 19:52:54


This should be in A ratings by fetishes and nude at the end video

Tifa Tickled by Scarlet #3 - Commissioned work


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2022-01-03 07:29:38 (edited 2022-01-03 07:34:30)


827938: Music taken from Sonic 3D Blast (the Saturn version composed by Richard Jacques)

You know video game music is copyrighted and isn't allowed right?


- they/she🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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