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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-21 11:03:31


At 8/21/20 10:43 AM, kruno5 wrote:2 Smeshariki episodes , Is this allowed , Is this stolen? , Allowed = No , Stolen = Yes
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/763462
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/763461


Stolen, not allowed. Thanks for the report.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-21 20:30:21


I heard you guys like, Roblox!


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-22 09:43:33 (edited 2020-08-22 09:47:32)


Stolen from here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o81iYq3C4UI

EDIT: Sorry, Kruno5's post didn't show up when I typed this.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-22 11:04:12


At 8/21/20 08:30 PM, Little-Rena wrote:I heard you guys like, Roblox!

Blammed. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-24 00:08:03


Came across this via the random button. Uploader admits it's not theirs. The shocking thing is that it's been around since 2007. Don't know if it's a case of somehow slipping through the cracks unnoticed all these years or if an exception has been made for it considering how old it is, but I figured I'd mention this just in case.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-24 20:45:47


Just audio with a sound visualizer.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-24 22:13:12


At 8/24/20 08:45 PM, BlackNeko wrote:Just audio with a sound visualizer.

Just ...gone.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-24 22:40:45


At 8/24/20 10:13 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 8/24/20 08:45 PM, BlackNeko wrote:Just audio with a sound visualizer.
Just ...gone.



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-25 20:01:09


This account:

https://mariaa1994.newgrounds.com/reviews

submits reviews with spam all over the place and clearly asks for a ban.


Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!

And release [the Leopards-done] ATACMS & F-16s!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-25 20:05:17 (edited 2020-08-25 20:06:13)


These three games appear to be the same thing (2 different authors) with the exception that one of them is missing the background and object graphics (763898, emitman 213) (though the in game events and objects are still there just hidden) ..



Not sure if there is a flag there or what, it just seems really off, I figure point it out and let the mods deal with it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-25 22:13:58 (edited 2020-08-25 22:14:35)


At 8/25/20 08:05 PM, Tainted-Trixter wrote:These three games appear to be the same thing (2 different authors) with the exception that one of them is missing the background and object graphics (763898, emitman 213) (though the in game events and objects are still there just hidden) ..

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/763898
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/763890
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/763891

Not sure if there is a flag there or what, it just seems really off, I figure point it out and let the mods deal with it.


I was wondering about those but didn't get around to sharing them here. I couldn't get them to work on my computer, so I assumed it was a problem on my end. Thanks for posting!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-26 11:48:00


At 8/25/20 08:05 PM, Tainted-Trixter wrote:These three games appear to be the same thing (2 different authors) with the exception that one of them is missing the background and object graphics (763898, emitman 213) (though the in game events and objects are still there just hidden) ..

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/763898
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/763890
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/763891

Not sure if there is a flag there or what, it just seems really off, I figure point it out and let the mods deal with it.

These have been addressed where appropriate.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-27 08:34:45


Portal is still so clogged at the moment, that backlog, anyone got some drain cleaner?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-27 11:56:04



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-27 22:45:45 (edited 2020-08-27 22:46:16)



Contains porn.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-28 04:08:34


Same movie 2 different (alt) accounts :


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-28 04:27:21 (edited 2020-08-28 04:30:28)


DOUBLE POST !!!

cuz that's how I roll :P


It's not the first time I've bumped into this one on the judgement section:

Here's another one :

And one more :


I think none of them it's the original.


Here's the oldest instance outside NG that I've found :

http://www.fastswf.com/_ij7_3c


The game's assets can be obtained in this page :

https://battlefordreamisland.fandom.com/wiki/Firey%27s_Candy_Bar_Adventure


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-28 09:17:46


Here's a stolen compilation of animations



One of the source animations is here. It's a lot of work to find the rest, but the point is that PoppyTopTitties didn't make this.


https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Dieselbrain-art/458320/Qhala-deepthroat-animated


I don't know why I decided to look for the source. I've seen some shit, man.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-28 10:10:06 (edited 2020-08-28 10:10:59)


At 8/28/20 09:17 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
I don't know why I decided to look for the source. I've seen some shit, man.


I appreciate your .. hard work. Thanks for the report, I removed this one.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-29 10:15:16


At 8/29/20 09:52 AM, kruno5 wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/764258
is this allowed?


No :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-08-31 19:31:10 (edited 2020-08-31 19:32:42)



Gameplay footage with commentary. Also might be a reupload of the youtuber Leafy, I'm not 100% sure, might be an original vid just gimping his style.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-09-01 14:27:34


At 9/1/20 02:10 PM, kruno5 wrote:is that allowed? :P

I don't think it breaks any rules.


It's just generally bad.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-09-01 20:36:55


At 9/1/20 02:10 PM, kruno5 wrote:is that allowed? :P

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/764584


Yeah, being boring isn't against the rules.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-09-01 21:26:22


At 8/28/20 10:24 AM, Blazeslinger2019 wrote:Captain Blaze at your service


Greetings, Blazeslinger2019, and thank you for your interest in the Elite Guard Barracks. I see you are relatively new to Newgrounds, and it's always good to see a fresh face in this forum.


You'll need to build up a little experience before you can become a junior officer (ROTC). You should also read up on our Manifesto and our Code of Conduct. These pages will give you a clearer picture of what the Elite Guard is all about.


You are always welcome to post here, ask questions and get help on your journey; once you reach the "Portal Security" level, as long as you fit the minimum requirements, we'll gladly add you to the ROTC roster.


Until then, keep up the good fight, and don't be a stranger!


-EGSC Byteslinger, Chief Barracks Officer



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-09-01 21:46:08


_Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2020:_


Wow. 2020 is officially 2/3rds complete. I tell you, these past 8 months have been the longest 5 years of my life. It just seems like it's been a never-ending battle against insanity, the weather, the pandemic and political nonsense. For you folks outside the US, be grateful and please know we're really sorry how our current "leader" has screwed things up so badly; we're working on replacing him in a few months with a model that has both a heart and a brain. The new model may not be perfect, but it will certainly run a lot better and hopefully serve our country the way it was intended.


I'll end my political comments for now, as I don't want to disrupt this thread and take focus away from what we're all here to do: keep Newgrounds safe by keeping the portal clean. And with that, let's give a cheer to EGSC @Guthrie, who not only clocked over 2100 BP points this month, but slid past EGSC @Exedor (who's also been busy in the forum) to grab 4th place in the roster. Guess he took the whole "social distancing" seriously, stayed inside, and voted his ass off.


EGSC @Asandir and EGSC @Little-Rena have continued to be active in the Barracks, helping folks out, and taking out the trash . Well done, soldiers! *Salutes*


Overall, it was a good month. Clock day was no more than an honorable mention, as it has been for years now. How many of you remember in 2006 and 2007 when you could pick up 1,000 points on Clock Day? But over time, the Clock Crew grew up, wandered off, and the flood of goofy Clock flash and spam has been reduced to a trickle. I do miss them, they were a fun bunch - and a worthy adversary!


Anyways, I hope you all have a great September; I have hope that things will get better, eventually!


_Milestones:_

@byteslinger - 154K saves, 172K total B/P

@Exedor - 23K blams

@Guthrie - 58K saves, 67K total B/P

@Little-Rena - 62K total B/P

@Peregrinus - 31K saves, 39K total B/P

@ZomAlien - 19K saves


_The Roster:_

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 172,845 | 1,196 | 38.58 | B | +004.73 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander  | 1 | D

02) 87,388 | 0,014 | 00.45 | D | +007.69 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander  | 0 | F

03) 67,839 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | -050.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander  | 0 | F

04) 67,751 | 2,160 | 69.68 | A | +017.90 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander +1 | 6 | C

05) 66,598 | 0,355 | 11.45 | C | +035.50 | @Exedor Sup. Commander -1 | 6 | C

06) 62,726 | 0,825 | 26.61 | B | +219.77 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander  | 7 | C

07) 47,827 | 0,107 | 03.45 | D | +028.92 | @Asandir Sup. Commander  | 6 | C

08) 46,246 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander  | 0 | F

09) 39,158 | 1,209 | 39.00 | B | +253.51 | @Peregrinus Sup. Commander  | 2 | D

10) 37,347 | 0,161 | 05.19 | C | +038.79 | @Fro Sup. Commander  | 0 | F

11) 30,742 | 0,323 | 10.42 | C | +342.47 | @Lizzardis Sup. Commander  | 1 | D

12) 29,564 | 0,014 | 00.45 | D | +055.56 | @Decky Commander  | 0 | F

13) 21,832 | 0,253 | 08.16 | C | -025.81 | @Jackho Lt. General  | 1 | D

14) 20,951 | 0,806 | 26.00 | B | +008.77 | @ZomAlien Brig. General  | 4 | D

15) 13,219 | 0,162 | 05.23 | C | +019.12 | @ZJ Lieutenant  | 0 | F

16) 5,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant  | 0 | F

17) 4,213 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal  | 0 | F

18) 1,764 | 0,028 | 00.90 | D | +833.33 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant  | 0 | F


_Top 5 Gainers:_

@Guthrie - 2,160 (28.37% of total)

@Peregrinus - 1,209 (15.88% of total)

@byteslinger - 1,196 (15.71% of total)

@Little-Rena - 825 (10.84% of total)

@ZomAlien - 806 (10.59% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 81.38% of B/P points (6,196 total)


_Top gainers, repeat appearances:_

@byteslinger (128)

@Big-Boss (65)

@Asandir (50)

@GameJunkie (47)

@Guthrie (39)

@Peregrinus (27)

@Jackho (25)

@Exedor (22)

@Decky (16)

@ZomAlien (15)

@Jolly (13)

@Lizzardis (13)

@Little-Rena (5)


Total gain for month: 7,614 (15 Active Members)


That's 253.80 per day, or 16.92 per day per active member.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-09-02 08:57:01


At 9/1/20 09:46 PM, byteslinger wrote:_Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2020:_
I tell you, these past 8 months have been the longest 5 years of my life.


I hear you there. Teaching during covid is a fucking nightmare. I hate not seeing my students, I hate the way we only get to interact in video calls, I hate not being able to hand grade my students' work. I hate not getting real-time feedback in class.


I can't believe the way Trump is actively sabotaging our country's response to this pandemic. Every single decision he has made is the opposite of what a measured scientific response would look like.


Let's give a cheer to EGSC @Guthrie, who not only clocked over 2100 BP points this month, but slid past EGSC @Exedor (who's also been busy in the forum) to grab 4th place in the roster. Guess he took the whole "social distancing" seriously, stayed inside, and voted his ass off.


That's for sure. This time last month we were moving across the country for new jobs but I was still able to check in at least once a day. And it looks like some time this morning I passed @Jolly for 3rd place, so I look forward to another coronation in next month's update!


Thanks for putting in the work @byteslinger. You're the hero we need right now.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-09-02 20:43:54 (edited 2020-09-02 20:47:30)


Feels like I've seen this game one too many times



Here's another version: http://objectshowparodys.weebly.com/fireys-candy-adventure-v2.html

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-09-03 13:31:19


At 9/3/20 01:02 PM, kruno5 wrote:moderator must wake up

We don't watch every submission as soon as it's submitted. This was submitted only 10 minutes before your post, and it has been removed. If this timeframe is unacceptable, please leave this thread and stop posting.


Don't you have schoolwork you should be doing; y'know, learning proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-09-03 16:38:30



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-09-04 14:05:44


Hi guys. Thought I'd post this here first. I recently became a Grandad, I believe I may be Newgrounds first. So I would like to introduce to you my beautiful grandson Ethan. iu_164068_415047.jpg