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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-01 02:52:29


At 3/1/20 01:50 AM, ZomAlien wrote:Major ZomAlien reporting.

*salutes*


*salutes


I'll be having surgery soon due to a abdominal hernia (Got injured in the Portal, it's getting dangerous)


Those damn 5-second loops, look what they're doing to our boys!


I'll be back with my blam rifle ready to fight.


Relax as long as you need to, we'll manage.


The thread regarding my injury.


I'm inclined to say you shouldn't do the pills and alcohol.


Already looking forward to working with you fine troops!


*salutes* Good luck, soldier!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-01 12:47:09


At 3/1/20 01:50 AM, ZomAlien wrote:Major ZomAlien reporting.

*salutes*

*Salutes*


I'll be having surgery soon due to a abdominal hernia (Got injured in the Portal, it's getting dangerous)

I am sorry to hear about your hernia. It's quite painful - I should know, I have one as well. It is a lateral hernia below the diaphragm, but in my case, due to age (ain't no spring chicken anymore) and health (and not as slim as I should be) they advise against the operation. They talked about mesh implants, resections, all sorts of options - and none with a guaranteed success based on my situation. However, that's my case - you're younger and will heal faster, and I hope that it all goes well for you.


I'll be back with my blam rifle ready to fight.

Not until medical clears you - we do NOT want you to re-open that tear before it completely heals. However, we can put you back on modified recon and intel missions that won't require too much physical exertion.


The thread regarding my injury.

Just goes to show you have to take care of yourself - and you are,


Already looking forward to working with you fine troops!

Your record is commendable - your leave is both approved and deserved. Take all the time you need to get back on your feet; we'll be here for you if you need anything.


*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-01 13:20:35


_Barracks Roster as of March 1st, 2020:_


So, who's ready for spring? I'm tired of the cold and dreary grey days here in New England - but I see signs that things are improving. The sun is rising a little earlier; we've had a few warmer days; it's been more rain than snow - and there are more assholes out on the road over the weekends. Next week it marks the start of Daylight Savings time here in the States , when we decide to screw with the rest of the world and shift our time back to "normal" . The original plan, cooked up in 1918, was part of an idea that if we shifted the clocks, people would be up during the daytime more and reduce the need for energy to power lights and heat. It had been adopted, revoked, amended and has a mixed use over the world. The reason: the closer you are to the north/south poles, the less impact this time shift has on your day.


But folks, it's 2020 now - we live in an age where we have high efficiency lighting, automatic timers on our thermostats, and various other gadgets that let us defy the darkness. If we left the time consistent and did away with this illusion, our bodies would naturally follow their own rhythms; yes, in the winter it would be dark when we wake up and get the kiddies off to school. But that's part of the system: school hours are based around a "normal" work day. They start earlier so folks can make sure the kidlets are off to school before they go to work, and get home before its dark. IMHO, DST is no longer necessary - we can live without it.


< / rant >


Okay, I'm back. Sorry about the tangent there. Back to the roster:


First, let's congratulate Major @ZomAlien for his recent promotion. He's been very active in the portal and the forums, blamming the violators and telling folks to v0te 0ut the garbage; certainly, a promotion well deserved!

*Salutes*


Then there's EGSC @Guthrie - The Barrack 's own super hero. Apparently, he does not sleep, racking up almost double the points of yours truly, and stays active in the forum every day. He leads by example, and I, for one, am very glad to know him, and know he is on our side.


Well done, soldier! *Salutes*


And let's not forget EGSC @Exedor, EGSC @Asandir, EGC @Lizzardis and EGBG @Jackho, who continue to grow in their activity and support, taking the time to answer questions in the forum, root out the trash, and overall working above and beyond the call.


*Salutes*


_Milestones:_

@byteslinger - 148K saves, 165K total B/P

@Guthrie - 48K saves, 56K total B/P

@Jackho - 18K saves, 20K total B/P

@Little-Rena - 41K saves

@Lizzardis - 24K saves, 28K total B/P

@Peregrinus - 35K total B/P

@ZJ - 11K saves

@ZomAlien - 14K saves, 15K total B/P


_Promotions:_

@ZomAlien - Major


_The Roster:_

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 165,826 | 0,915 | 31.55 | B | -007.85 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 3 | D

02) 87,232 | 0,043 | 01.48 | D | -063.25 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F

03) 67,816 | 0,258 | 08.90 | C | +000.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F

04) 65,272 | 0,234 | 08.07 | C | +200.00 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 14 | B

05) 59,591 | 0,482 | 16.62 | C | +010.80 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 5 | C

06) 56,303 | 1,518 | 52.34 | A | +001.00 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 17 | B

07) 47,281 | 0,070 | 02.41 | D | -057.06 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 7 | C

08) 46,160 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 0 | F

09) 36,399 | 0,051 | 01.76 | D | -034.62 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 1 | D

10) 35,194 | 0,207 | 07.14 | C | -057.14 | @Peregrinus Sup. Commander | 1 | D

11) 29,456 | 0,037 | 01.28 | D | +094.74 | @Decky Commander | 2 | D

12) 28,524 | 0,683 | 23.55 | B | +076.94 | @Lizzardis Commander | 1 | D

13) 20,634 | 0,762 | 26.28 | B | +118.97 | @Jackho Brig. General | 2 | D

14) 15,509 | 0,820 | 28.28 | B | -004.09 | @ZomAlien Major | 12 | C

15) 11,931 | 0,256 | 08.83 | C | +006.67 | @ZJ Praporshchik | 0 | F

16) 5,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant | 0 | F

17) 4,213 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal | 0 | F

18) 1,722 | 0,025 | 00.86 | D | -064.29 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant | 0 | F


_Top 5 Gainers:_

@Guthrie - 1,518 (23.86% of total)

@byteslinger - 915 (14.38% of total)

@ZomAlien - 820 (12.89% of total)

@Jackho - 762 (11.98% of total)

@Lizzardis - 683 (10.74% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 73.86% of B/P points (4,698 total)


_Top gainers, repeat appearances:_

@byteslinger (122)

@Big-Boss (65)

@Asandir (50)

@GameJunkie (47)

@Guthrie (33)

@Jackho (24) * 2 Years *

@Peregrinus (23)

@Exedor (22)

@Decky (16)

@Jolly (13)

@Lizzardis (10)

@ZomAlien (9)


Total gain for month: 6,361 (15 Active Members)


That's 219.34 per day, or 14.62 per day per active member.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-01 17:38:54


At 3/1/20 01:20 PM, byteslinger wrote:_Barracks Roster as of March 1st, 2020:_

So, who's ready for spring? I'm tired of the cold and dreary grey days here in New England - but I see signs that things are improving. The sun is rising a little earlier; we've had a few warmer days; it's been more rain than snow - and there are more assholes out on the road over the weekends. Next week it marks the start of Daylight Savings time here in the States , when we decide to screw with the rest of the world and shift our time back to "normal" . The original plan, cooked up in 1918, was part of an idea that if we shifted the clocks, people would be up during the daytime more and reduce the need for energy to power lights and heat. It had been adopted, revoked, amended and has a mixed use over the world. The reason: the closer you are to the north/south poles, the less impact this time shift has on your day.

But folks, it's 2020 now - we live in an age where we have high efficiency lighting, automatic timers on our thermostats, and various other gadgets that let us defy the darkness. If we left the time consistent and did away with this illusion, our bodies would naturally follow their own rhythms; yes, in the winter it would be dark when we wake up and get the kiddies off to school. But that's part of the system: school hours are based around a "normal" work day. They start earlier so folks can make sure the kidlets are off to school before they go to work, and get home before its dark. IMHO, DST is no longer necessary - we can live without it.



Okay, I'm back. Sorry about the tangent there. Back to the roster:

First, let's congratulate Major @ZomAlien for his recent promotion. He's been very active in the portal and the forums, blamming the violators and telling folks to v0te 0ut the garbage; certainly, a promotion well deserved!
*Salutes*

Then there's EGSC @Guthrie - The Barrack 's own super hero. Apparently, he does not sleep, racking up almost double the points of yours truly, and stays active in the forum every day. He leads by example, and I, for one, am very glad to know him, and know he is on our side.

Well done, soldier! *Salutes*

And let's not forget EGSC @Exedor, EGSC @Asandir, EGC @Lizzardis and EGBG @Jackho, who continue to grow in their activity and support, taking the time to answer questions in the forum, root out the trash, and overall working above and beyond the call.

*Salutes*

_Milestones:_
@byteslinger - 148K saves, 165K total B/P
@Guthrie - 48K saves, 56K total B/P
@Jackho - 18K saves, 20K total B/P
@Little-Rena - 41K saves
@Lizzardis - 24K saves, 28K total B/P
@Peregrinus - 35K total B/P
@ZJ - 11K saves
@ZomAlien - 14K saves, 15K total B/P

_Promotions:_
@ZomAlien - Major

_The Roster:_
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 165,826 | 0,915 | 31.55 | B | -007.85 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 3 | D
02) 87,232 | 0,043 | 01.48 | D | -063.25 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
03) 67,816 | 0,258 | 08.90 | C | +000.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 65,272 | 0,234 | 08.07 | C | +200.00 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 14 | B
05) 59,591 | 0,482 | 16.62 | C | +010.80 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 5 | C
06) 56,303 | 1,518 | 52.34 | A | +001.00 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 17 | B
07) 47,281 | 0,070 | 02.41 | D | -057.06 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 7 | C
08) 46,160 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 0 | F
09) 36,399 | 0,051 | 01.76 | D | -034.62 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 1 | D
10) 35,194 | 0,207 | 07.14 | C | -057.14 | @Peregrinus Sup. Commander | 1 | D
11) 29,456 | 0,037 | 01.28 | D | +094.74 | @Decky Commander | 2 | D
12) 28,524 | 0,683 | 23.55 | B | +076.94 | @Lizzardis Commander | 1 | D
13) 20,634 | 0,762 | 26.28 | B | +118.97 | @Jackho Brig. General | 2 | D
14) 15,509 | 0,820 | 28.28 | B | -004.09 | @ZomAlien Major | 12 | C
15) 11,931 | 0,256 | 08.83 | C | +006.67 | @ZJ Praporshchik | 0 | F
16) 5,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant | 0 | F
17) 4,213 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal | 0 | F
18) 1,722 | 0,025 | 00.86 | D | -064.29 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant | 0 | F

_Top 5 Gainers:_
@Guthrie - 1,518 (23.86% of total)
@byteslinger - 915 (14.38% of total)
@ZomAlien - 820 (12.89% of total)
@Jackho - 762 (11.98% of total)
@Lizzardis - 683 (10.74% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 73.86% of B/P points (4,698 total)

_Top gainers, repeat appearances:_
@byteslinger (122)
@Big-Boss (65)
@Asandir (50)
@GameJunkie (47)
@Guthrie (33)
@Jackho (24) * 2 Years *
@Peregrinus (23)
@Exedor (22)
@Decky (16)
@Jolly (13)
@Lizzardis (10)
@ZomAlien (9)

Total gain for month: 6,361 (15 Active Members)

That's 219.34 per day, or 14.62 per day per active member.


It's nice to see my name every month, victory is sweet. Take that, portal!.


Congratulations to everyone else and still good work for the rest of the EGB troops.


*salutes*


Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-01 17:44:10


At 3/1/20 12:47 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 3/1/20 01:50 AM, ZomAlien wrote:Major ZomAlien reporting.

*salutes*
*Salutes*

I'll be having surgery soon due to a abdominal hernia (Got injured in the Portal, it's getting dangerous)

I am sorry to hear about your hernia. It's quite painful - I should know, I have one as well. It is a lateral hernia below the diaphragm, but in my case, due to age (ain't no spring chicken anymore) and health (and not as slim as I should be) they advise against the operation. They talked about mesh implants, resections, all sorts of options - and none with a guaranteed success based on my situation. However, that's my case - you're younger and will heal faster, and I hope that it all goes well for you.

I'll be back with my blam rifle ready to fight.

Not until medical clears you - we do NOT want you to re-open that tear before it completely heals. However, we can put you back on modified recon and intel missions that won't require too much physical exertion.

The thread regarding my injury.

Just goes to show you have to take care of yourself - and you are,

Already looking forward to working with you fine troops!

Your record is commendable - your leave is both approved and deserved. Take all the time you need to get back on your feet; we'll be here for you if you need anything.

*Salutes*


No worries @byteslinger, and thank you for your words. I'll be back in no time with you all soon!


Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-01 21:17:32


A big congratulations to @Guthrie for User Of The Day!


*salutes*


Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-01 21:43:55


No animation.


Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-01 22:47:54


At 3/1/20 01:20 PM, byteslinger wrote:_Barracks Roster as of March 1st, 2020:_


Great to see so many active members. Thanks for the update, @byteslinger!


At 3/1/20 09:17 PM, ZomAlien wrote:A big congratulations to @Guthrie for User Of The Day!

*salutes*


Yes, it is a fantastic honor to be so randomly selected for this position. It's all downhill from here!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-02 07:21:52


Good to see some nice activity! Didn't think I'd stay in the top gainers for long though.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-02 11:57:25


Dang I'm finally in the top gainers. I don't know how the rest of you do it, I've cleared out the whole UJ section usually once or twice a day for the last couple months yet I haven't had enough BP to make the list in probably a year.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-02 12:08:04


At 3/1/20 01:20 PM, byteslinger wrote:_Barracks Roster as of March 1st, 2020:_


Thanks for the update the slinger of bytes.



So, who's ready for spring? I'm tired of the cold and dreary grey days here in New England - but I see signs that things are improving. The sun is rising a little earlier; we've had a few warmer days; it's been more rain than snow - and there are more assholes out on the road over the weekends. Next week it marks the start of Daylight Savings time here in the States , when we decide to screw with the rest of the world and shift our time back to "normal" . The original plan, cooked up in 1918, was part of an idea that if we shifted the clocks, people would be up during the daytime more and reduce the need for energy to power lights and heat. It had been adopted, revoked, amended and has a mixed use over the world. The reason: the closer you are to the north/south poles, the less impact this time shift has on your day.


The weather has been up and down here. It's been getting up to 70 pretty quickly during the hottest parts of the day, but the rest of the day has been pretty cold. Dropping down to 40. (That's actually the coldest that it gets here though)


So it's pants and hoody on the walk to work, shorts and muscle shirt on the way to job number 2, where I get a nice tan out on the track, and then by the time track practice is over I'm back in pants and a sweat shirt again on the way home.


Then when we get home the heat gets turned on overnight and we rinse and repeat.


It's going to be 70 for half of this week, but then drops down to 60 for the next 5 days.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-03 17:26:51 (edited 2020-03-03 17:27:49)


What's the official story on mb2games? Here's one of their submissions that was just entered into the portal:



I vote to blam their submissions every time based on their shovelware steez, but I'm sure the general voting population doesn't vote the same way. I just checked their profile and they have zero approved submissions in the portal.


So what's going on there?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-03 20:12:14


Extremely loud and annoying gameplay video.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-03 23:53:35 (edited 2020-03-03 23:54:16)


At 3/3/20 08:12 PM, DrakoFangs wrote:Extremely loud and annoying gameplay video.

Extremely gone annoying gameplay video.


At 3/3/20 05:26 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:I vote to blam their submissions every time based on their shovelware sheet, but I'm sure the general voting population doesn't vote the same way. I just checked their profile and they have zero approved submissions in the portal.

So what's going on there?

This post explains the situation very well.


But to enhance the info, it's the old games2jolly, games4joy, ajazgames, (among others) account (@gamejunkie, nostalgia, bro) and he submits til we delete his account and eventually comes back, like that itch you get on your nugge.... nevermind. Flag.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-05 11:54:32


At 3/4/20 04:25 PM, Lizzardis wrote:I should probably warn you though, I’m sorry I didn’t before, my B/P next month is probably going to be at an all time low since I’ve been back.

Not a problem - that's what real life is all about!


Thing is, I’m in Thailand for 3 weeks so wont be back fighting the good fight until at least the 24th!

Wow, that is so cool! Take plenty of pics, and post a few - hope you're having a blast!


But hopefully, by the time I get back, I may have a fiancé... If she says yes!

Uh, Lizz...if you're checking out the local "women" in Thailand, you should, um, check "under the hood" to make sure you're not getting anything extra - unless, of course, you're into that - so, then, cheers!


Until then, thank you for the rooster as always Byte & keep up the good work everyone!

Stay well, my friend, and keep in touch!


*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-06 03:19:58


https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/749413 Not sure if this counts as stolen. It's self made for the video but its basically the same as the original ASDF clip... just rougher.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-07 18:36:24


At 3/6/20 03:19 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/749413 Not sure if this counts as stolen. It's self made for the video but its basically the same as the original ASDF clip... just rougher.


It doesn't. Audio can be taken from other places, as long as it's not copyrighted. If the user created the video themselves, it doesn't count as stolen.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-08 00:08:49


Spam

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-08 01:30:03


At 3/8/20 12:08 AM, DrakoFangs wrote:Spam

Spam, on it's own, is not rule breaking. Be sure to v0te tho. These appear to be no more than crappy submissions.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-08 19:19:07


Music.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-09 15:06:51


At 3/8/20 12:08 AM, DrakoFangs wrote:
Spam


They were blammed. We got points. :) If he resubmits, then they're reportable.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-09 17:12:45


No animation.


I'm back baby!


Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-09 17:14:33


At 3/9/20 05:12 PM, ZomAlien wrote:I'm back baby!


Welcome back. Hope all went well.


That was a really weird video.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-10 01:20:26


The fact that i tend to find A rated stolen posts over any other shows I need to re evaluate my sanity

Also i think im hanging around the wrong nerds :p


speaking of theres a post called The love of Nika and javier- someone mentioned in the comments that it's stolen but i cant find it anywhere else on the net so idk if it is.

( warning a rated content lots of boob )

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-10 11:56:36


Oh boy! I love adverts!


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-10 19:10:24


Oh boy! This one is like, older than the internet, defo stolen.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-10 19:20:35


At 3/10/20 07:10 PM, Little-Rena wrote:Oh boy! This one is like, older than the internet, defo stolen.

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/749782


Canned!


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-11 13:19:11


We got us a legit review spammer here


https://tonkata23.newgrounds.com/reviews/game

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-11 13:22:45


At 3/11/20 01:19 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:We got us a legit review spammer here

Not no more, we don't. :3

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-11 20:43:05


At 3/11/20 01:22 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 3/11/20 01:19 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:We got us a legit review spammer here
Not no more, we don't. :3


Did they get spammed with ban messages?