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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-01 15:50:52


Barracks Roster as of December 1st, 2019:


Okay, folks, who put this year in 5th gear? It was summer just a few weeks ago, and now, we're in December. It seems the older you get (and I ain't no spring chicken), the faster time passes you - and I have a theory why:


When you're 5 years old, and at your birthday party you get told "next year, when you are 6, you could get that bike with training wheels", you lapse into hysterics - A WHOLE YEAR! That was 20% of your current life. Might as well be a 100 years. Waiting another year is almost unfathomable.


When you're 20, and you have to wait until your 21 to be "legal", it's still annoying to have to wait. It's a long time, but now that year represents 5% of your life. It's a struggle, but you make it through.


When you're 50, a year is now just 2% of your life; you've done so much and had so many birthdays, a year is gone almost before it starts.


And at 70, a year is now just 1.4% of your life, and the calendar changes as fast as you can read it.


The years haven't gotten shorter - it's just as you get older, each one represents less and less of a period of time in your life. So, for all you young folks reading this, don't take this message as the rants of an older person who is whining about time; instead, see it as a reminder to cherish your family and friends, make good memories, and fill your life with love and peace. It is better to have 4 true friends than to be surrounded by 10 who only hang around because they're getting something from you.


Most of all, let go of regret. Everyone makes poor decisions, but beating yourself up over it won't ever change things. Instead, look at the results, and ask yourself: "what did I learn from this? How can I improve myself?" and if that decision hurt someone you loved, then look yourself square in the mirror, and make a vow that you will not only never do that again, but you will make it a point every day to rebuild the trust that was broken. Learn from your past, but regrets solve nothing. Use that energy to make changes to yourself, and make things better.


I find it hard to believe I've been on Newgrounds for over 13 years; but for all the ups and downs, I wouldn't trade it for the world. Friends have come and gone; some have come back, and others have answered the call of "real life". While my circle has gotten a little smaller, I can say with great pride and happiness that I am truly surrounded by good people. The members of the EGB are more than just dedicated users; they are folks who stand up for what is right; who keep the balance in the Portal, and help those who need it. I have discovered that how you live your life here is generally a good indicator of how you are in the real world, and I am honored to be part of the barracks with all of you.


With that, I am not worried about 2020; we will continue to fight the good fight, and lead by example every day. My wish for all of you as you celebrate Christmas, Hannukah, Boxing Day, Kwanzaa (or what ever your traditions bring, or not, as you see fit), is that you are always surrounded by those who love you, and you love, and that every day brings peace, health and prosperity. Karma is a real force - do good, and good will come back to you.


Sorry about the wall o' text, but I get sentimental this time of year. Just wanted to share it all with you, and say "Thank You" for another great year of service to you all. *Salutes*


Now, onto the roster already!


Milestones:

@byteslinger - 145K saves, 162K total B/P

@GameJunkie - 87K total B/P

@Guthrie - 44K saves, 51K total B/P

@Little-Rena - 58K total B/P

@Lizzardis - 23K saves

@Peregrinus - 25K saves, 33K total B/P

@ZJ - 10K saves, 11K total B/P

@ZomAlien - 11K saves, 12K total B/P


Promotions:

@ZJ - Praporshchik

@ZomAlien - Lieutenant


Congrats to both our "Z" members - they are on a roll and moving up in the world.Meanwhile, EGSC @Guthrie has the pedal to the metal, full speed ahead, with @ZomAlien and @Pereginus on his flanks. Great work, guys! *Salutes*


The Roster:

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 162,873 | 1,111 | 37.03 | B | +051.36 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 0 | F

02) 87,010 | 0,229 | 07.63 | C | +122.33 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F

03) 67,554 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F

04) 64,884 | 0,222 | 07.40 | C | +263.93 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 5 | C

05) 58,175 | 0,231 | 07.70 | C | +225.35 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 1 | D

06) 51,614 | 1,796 | 59.87 | A | +054.03 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 1 | D

07) 46,919 | 0,176 | 05.87 | C | +069.23 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 3 | D

08) 46,129 | 0,010 | 00.33 | D | -080.39 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 0 | F

09) 35,892 | 0,307 | 10.23 | C | +705.88 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 0 | F

10) 33,166 | 1,308 | 43.60 | A | +028.11 | @Peregrinus Sup. Commander | 5 | C

11) 29,386 | 0,029 | 00.97 | D | +123.08 | @Decky Commander | 0 | F

12) 26,887 | 0,642 | 21.40 | B | +278.95 | @Lizzardis Commander | 2 | D

13) 19,302 | 0,124 | 04.13 | D | -013.29 | @Jackho Colonel | 0 | F

14) 12,601 | 1,476 | 49.20 | A | +045.99 | @ZomAlien Lieutenant | 3 | D

15) 11,206 | 0,378 | 12.60 | C | +062.23 | @ZJ Praporshchik | 0 | F

16) 5,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant +1 | 0 | F

17) 4,213 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal +1 | 0 | F

18) 1,589 | 0,047 | 01.57 | D | -041.25 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant +1 | 0 | F


Top 5 Gainers:

@Guthrie - 1,796 (22.21% of total)

@ZomAlien - 1,476 (18.25% of total)

@Peregrinus - 1,308 (16.18% of total)

@byteslinger - 1,111 (13.74% of total)

@Lizzardis - 642 (7.94% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 78.32% of B/P points (6,333 total)


Top gainers, repeat appearances:

@byteslinger (119)

@Big-Boss (65)

@Asandir (50)

@GameJunkie (47)

@Guthrie (30)

@Jackho (23)

@Exedor (22)

@Peregrinus (21)

@Decky (16)

@Jolly (13)

@Lizzardis (8)

@ZomAlien (6)


Total gain for month: 8,086 (15 Active Members)


That's 269.53 per day, or 17.97 per day per active member.



Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-01 15:59:31


At 12/1/19 03:50 PM, byteslinger wrote:Barracks Roster as of December 1st, 2019:

Okay, folks, who put this year in 5th gear? It was summer just a few weeks ago, and now, we're in December. It seems the older you get (and I ain't no spring chicken), the faster time passes you - and I have a theory why:

When you're 5 years old, and at your birthday party you get told "next year, when you are 6, you could get that bike with training wheels", you lapse into hysterics - A WHOLE YEAR! That was 20% of your current life. Might as well be a 100 years. Waiting another year is almost unfathomable.

When you're 20, and you have to wait until your 21 to be "legal", it's still annoying to have to wait. It's a long time, but now that year represents 5% of your life. It's a struggle, but you make it through.

When you're 50, a year is now just 2% of your life; you've done so much and had so many birthdays, a year is gone almost before it starts.

And at 70, a year is now just 1.4% of your life, and the calendar changes as fast as you can read it.

The years haven't gotten shorter - it's just as you get older, each one represents less and less of a period of time in your life. So, for all you young folks reading this, don't take this message as the rants of an older person who is whining about time; instead, see it as a reminder to cherish your family and friends, make good memories, and fill your life with love and peace. It is better to have 4 true friends than to be surrounded by 10 who only hang around because they're getting something from you.

Most of all, let go of regret. Everyone makes poor decisions, but beating yourself up over it won't ever change things. Instead, look at the results, and ask yourself: "what did I learn from this? How can I improve myself?" and if that decision hurt someone you loved, then look yourself square in the mirror, and make a vow that you will not only never do that again, but you will make it a point every day to rebuild the trust that was broken. Learn from your past, but regrets solve nothing. Use that energy to make changes to yourself, and make things better.

I find it hard to believe I've been on Newgrounds for over 13 years; but for all the ups and downs, I wouldn't trade it for the world. Friends have come and gone; some have come back, and others have answered the call of "real life". While my circle has gotten a little smaller, I can say with great pride and happiness that I am truly surrounded by good people. The members of the EGB are more than just dedicated users; they are folks who stand up for what is right; who keep the balance in the Portal, and help those who need it. I have discovered that how you live your life here is generally a good indicator of how you are in the real world, and I am honored to be part of the barracks with all of you.

With that, I am not worried about 2020; we will continue to fight the good fight, and lead by example every day. My wish for all of you as you celebrate Christmas, Hannukah, Boxing Day, Kwanzaa (or what ever your traditions bring, or not, as you see fit), is that you are always surrounded by those who love you, and you love, and that every day brings peace, health and prosperity. Karma is a real force - do good, and good will come back to you.

Sorry about the wall o' text, but I get sentimental this time of year. Just wanted to share it all with you, and say "Thank You" for another great year of service to you all. *Salutes*

Now, onto the roster already!

Milestones:
@byteslinger - 145K saves, 162K total B/P
@GameJunkie - 87K total B/P
@Guthrie - 44K saves, 51K total B/P
@Little-Rena - 58K total B/P
@Lizzardis - 23K saves
@Peregrinus - 25K saves, 33K total B/P
@ZJ - 10K saves, 11K total B/P
@ZomAlien - 11K saves, 12K total B/P

Promotions:
@ZJ - Praporshchik
@ZomAlien - Lieutenant

Congrats to both our "Z" members - they are on a roll and moving up in the world.Meanwhile, EGSC @Guthrie has the pedal to the metal, full speed ahead, with @ZomAlien and @Pereginus on his flanks. Great work, guys! *Salutes*

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 162,873 | 1,111 | 37.03 | B | +051.36 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 0 | F
02) 87,010 | 0,229 | 07.63 | C | +122.33 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
03) 67,554 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 64,884 | 0,222 | 07.40 | C | +263.93 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 5 | C
05) 58,175 | 0,231 | 07.70 | C | +225.35 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 1 | D
06) 51,614 | 1,796 | 59.87 | A | +054.03 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 1 | D
07) 46,919 | 0,176 | 05.87 | C | +069.23 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 3 | D
08) 46,129 | 0,010 | 00.33 | D | -080.39 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 0 | F
09) 35,892 | 0,307 | 10.23 | C | +705.88 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 0 | F
10) 33,166 | 1,308 | 43.60 | A | +028.11 | @Peregrinus Sup. Commander | 5 | C
11) 29,386 | 0,029 | 00.97 | D | +123.08 | @Decky Commander | 0 | F
12) 26,887 | 0,642 | 21.40 | B | +278.95 | @Lizzardis Commander | 2 | D
13) 19,302 | 0,124 | 04.13 | D | -013.29 | @Jackho Colonel | 0 | F
14) 12,601 | 1,476 | 49.20 | A | +045.99 | @ZomAlien Lieutenant | 3 | D
15) 11,206 | 0,378 | 12.60 | C | +062.23 | @ZJ Praporshchik | 0 | F
16) 5,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
17) 4,213 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal +1 | 0 | F
18) 1,589 | 0,047 | 01.57 | D | -041.25 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant +1 | 0 | F

Top 5 Gainers:
@Guthrie - 1,796 (22.21% of total)
@ZomAlien - 1,476 (18.25% of total)
@Peregrinus - 1,308 (16.18% of total)
@byteslinger - 1,111 (13.74% of total)
@Lizzardis - 642 (7.94% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 78.32% of B/P points (6,333 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances:
@byteslinger (119)
@Big-Boss (65)
@Asandir (50)
@GameJunkie (47)
@Guthrie (30)
@Jackho (23)
@Exedor (22)
@Peregrinus (21)
@Decky (16)
@Jolly (13)
@Lizzardis (8)
@ZomAlien (6)

Total gain for month: 8,086 (15 Active Members)

That's 269.53 per day, or 17.97 per day per active member.


Thank you for the words *salutes* life can go by fast sometimes. Always make time to smell the roses, and enjoy life.


Congratulations everyone, great work!


Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-01 16:10:57


At 12/1/19 03:50 PM, byteslinger wrote:Barracks Roster as of December 1st, 2019:


I need to keep up with posting, and the portal, so many things going on! Trying to learn a new language, and my cat decided he needed 10 teeth removed!


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-02 05:29:49


At 12/2/19 03:03 AM, MP90AR8415K wrote:this account is just advertising their website in their reviews

Time to ship him back home, then.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-02 11:59:37 (edited 2019-12-02 12:00:10)


This seems to be an ad with no animation?


www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/743244


I mean, maybe they created the things that they're advertising here, but I'm unsure if it's fit for a submission to the portal. I voted accordingly for now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-02 18:04:23


This is suspect


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-02 18:06:30


At 12/2/19 06:04 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:This is suspect. And, it's real porn. Any way you want to look at it, it's trash!!!

I took out the trash, mah dear boi.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-02 19:02:28


Most of it is a slideshow and it uses stolen music from Trident https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igegU86rQGA

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-03 09:30:18


At least it is a gameplay of a game on Newgrounds:

Warning! Massive spoilers...NOT! ;-)


Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!

And release [the Leopards-done] ATACMS & F-16s!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-03 10:18:32



This is just some stolen youtube poop.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-03 10:42:43


At 12/3/19 10:18 AM, CoachFro wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/743296

This is just some stolen youtube poop.


Who steals poop? Steal hearts instead!


Tuturu~ ♫

Without truth, there is no justice.

Asandir's interviews with Newgrounds forum users

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-03 20:32:03


Just a video with graphics pretending to be meme-like, but failing miserably:


Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!

And release [the Leopards-done] ATACMS & F-16s!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-03 20:42:27


Somebody call Hank, this is asking for a serious beating!

And calling this a roblox!? Yuck! The highest level of disrespect!


Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!

And release [the Leopards-done] ATACMS & F-16s!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-04 12:21:40


A stolen movie part - and it is not Rick and Morty:


Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!

And release [the Leopards-done] ATACMS & F-16s!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-04 15:42:34


WARNING: NSFW

This character looks underage.


Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-04 15:44:23


At 12/4/19 03:42 PM, ZomAlien wrote:WARNING: NSFW
This character looks underage.
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/743353


Yeah Kanna is a loli. Blah blah "old dragon": literally a kindergarden character in Dragon Maid.


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-04 16:57:33


At 12/4/19 03:44 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 12/4/19 03:42 PM, ZomAlien wrote:WARNING: NSFW
This character looks underage.
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/743353

Yeah Kanna is a loli. Blah blah "old dragon": literally a kindergarden character in Dragon Maid.


Should we flag. or just give a r0und sc0re?


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-04 16:59:47


At 12/4/19 04:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 12/4/19 03:44 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 12/4/19 03:42 PM, ZomAlien wrote:WARNING: NSFW
This character looks underage.
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/743353

Yeah Kanna is a loli. Blah blah "old dragon": literally a kindergarden character in Dragon Maid.

Should we flag. or just give a r0und sc0re?


There is technically nothing against the rules about it, and animated bestiality is fine. So v0te to your heart's content I guess.


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-04 17:05:25


At 12/4/19 04:59 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 12/4/19 04:57 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 12/4/19 03:44 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 12/4/19 03:42 PM, ZomAlien wrote:WARNING: NSFW
This character looks underage.
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/743353

Yeah Kanna is a loli. Blah blah "old dragon": literally a kindergarden character in Dragon Maid.

Should we flag. or just give a r0und sc0re?

There is technically nothing against the rules about it, and animated bestiality is fine. So v0te to your heart's content I guess.


From the art guidelines:


Artwork may be flagged as Inappropriate if: It depicts a sexually suggestive image of a child (note: this judgement is based on the image alone, regardless of whether you say the subject is 18+ in the comments) Lolicon and cub art fall under this category.


From the game and movie guidelines:


Sexual content involving underage characters is prohibited, please don't look for grey areas.


I don't expect this submission to stay up.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-04 17:59:40


Man this is some weird shit


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-05 08:12:27


Well, somebody's got balls... an a lot of... and is blending them... and no! Not THAT kind of balls!


Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!

And release [the Leopards-done] ATACMS & F-16s!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-05 08:18:18


At 12/5/19 08:12 AM, HerbieG wrote:Well, somebody's got balls... an a lot of... and is blending them... and no! Not THAT kind of balls!
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/743405


It's a pretty cool ball thing, though

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-05 10:02:41


At 12/4/19 05:59 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:Man this is some weird shit

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/743386


Looks like it's gone, can you describe it?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-05 17:02:49


At 12/5/19 10:02 AM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 12/4/19 05:59 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:Man this is some weird shit

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/743386

Looks like it's gone, can you describe it?


Some kid basically going around his house hitting things with a stick.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-05 17:03:54


At 12/5/19 05:02 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 12/5/19 10:02 AM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 12/4/19 05:59 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:Man this is some weird shit

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/743386

Looks like it's gone, can you describe it?

Some kid basically going around his house hitting things with a stick.


That sounds really, interesting...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-05 20:10:01


2 reasons why this is going, exactly in this order:

  1. It is roblox;
  2. It is stolen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I94IC9f21kY

Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!

And release [the Leopards-done] ATACMS & F-16s!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-06 00:59:59


Just a gameplay video

Music stolen from Gorillaz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA-i4ti2OQI

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-06 01:34:37


At 12/6/19 12:59 AM, DrakoFangs wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/743473
Just a gameplay video
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/743420
Music stolen from Gorillaz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA-i4ti2OQI


Good eye, just about to get those two.


Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-06 01:44:18


Meme song with no animation. Talented on his instrument I must credit.


Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-12-06 01:49:05 (edited 2019-12-06 01:56:56)


Quick question, what would be the correct flag to use when reporting gameplay footage?


PU PI PI PU PI PIII

PU PI PI PU PI PIII

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