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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-30 09:52:08


At 7/30/19 06:39 AM, byteslinger wrote:# # # OFFICIAL BARRACKS MEMORANDUM # # #

From: EGSC byteslinger
To: All members of the Elite Guard Barracks
Date: 30 July 2019
Subject: New Barracks member

After a formal review of PFC @Dovod, I am pleased to announce that he is now officially the newest member of the EGB. He has the right attitude, abilities, desire and personality; his addition to this group is proof that we are still an active, vibrant and important part of Newgrounds.

Join me in welcoming him to the Barracks; @Peregrinius will be adding him to the roster shortly.

Well done, soldier!

*Salutes*


Congrats @Dovod!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-30 11:47:50


At 7/30/19 10:39 AM, NekoMika wrote:@Exedor @TurkeyOnAStick

Flagged this yesterday as it shouldn't be on Newgrounds honestly.
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/34753
It's the tutorial intro from Vib-Ribbon but at a much lower framerate with the author claiming "it took a year to make."


I think it's largly due to it's age, and being a historical submission on Newgrounds.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-30 12:18:16


At 7/30/19 10:39 AM, NekoMika wrote:On a seperate topic. I notice on a few occasions I have had the misfortune to run across A-rated content depicting underage characters in the Art portal. I flag the content as being A-rated content with underage characters but then notice... nothing seems to be done? Am I flagging them incorrectly?

Can you PM me an example? I think we’re up to date and I don’t want to hunt for potential kiddy porn while at work.



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-30 14:35:35


At 7/30/19 10:39 AM, NekoMika wrote:A-rated content depicting underage characters in the Art portal. I flag the content but nothing seems to be done? Am I flagging them incorrectly?

If you can find the piece again, PM me ( so no imappropriate links are on the forum) and I'll look into it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-30 15:42:53


Just out of interest, am I allowed to return back to the Barracks?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-30 15:52:44


At 7/30/19 03:42 PM, Little-Rena wrote:Just out of interest, am I allowed to return back to the Barracks?


@byteslinger, so you don’t miss this.


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-31 02:31:31


At 7/30/19 03:42 PM, Little-Rena wrote:Just out of interest, am I allowed to return back to the Barracks?


We've repainted, and after all these years, the smell is almost gone. I don't see why not.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-31 08:54:49 (edited 2019-07-31 08:57:07)


At 7/30/19 03:42 PM, Little-Rena wrote:Just out of interest, am I allowed to return back to the Barracks?


Of course. @Perigrinius please change her status to active in the roster, rerun it , and post a memo when you're done.


Also, apologies to @Dovod, as there is a glitch in the add member function on the site, and I am out of town for a few days and won't be able to patch it up until I get back. We will manually add you for now, and get you in the database roster as soon as I am back at the home office.


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-31 09:22:57


**Official Barracks Memorandum**


Records Officer

31 Jul 19


Return to Active Duty: EGSC Little-Rena

The Records Officer and Staff of the EGB are thrilled to announce the reinstatement of EGSC @Little-Rena to active duty effective 31 Jul 19!


Statistics will show as null for this cycle, and should show properly on the September roster. Welcome back!


Comd Peregrinus

Records Officer


Distribution List:

All active members of the EGB


Every organization needs a D.Va :)


Also I ran the stats puller: the post count seems bugged out as well, so everyone gets zero posts this month.

Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-31 10:46:14


At 7/31/19 09:22 AM, Peregrinus wrote:**Official Barracks Memorandum**

Records Officer
31 Jul 19

Return to Active Duty: EGSC Little-Rena
The Records Officer and Staff of the EGB are thrilled to announce the reinstatement of EGSC @Little-Rena to active duty effective 31 Jul 19!

Statistics will show as null for this cycle, and should show properly on the September roster. Welcome back!

Comd Peregrinus
Records Officer

Distribution List:
All active members of the EGB
Every organization needs a D.Va :)


Also I ran the stats puller: the post count seems bugged out as well, so everyone gets zero posts this month.


Welcome back, @Little-Rena!


Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-31 11:00:27


Wow, two great additions to the ranks in such a short amount of time.


Smell that? You smell that? Blams, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of blams in the morning.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-31 12:07:56


At 7/31/19 08:54 AM, byteslinger wrote:
At 7/30/19 03:42 PM, Little-Rena wrote:Just out of interest, am I allowed to return back to the Barracks?

Of course. @Perigrinius please change her status to active in the roster, rerun it , and post a memo when you're done.

Also, apologies to @Dovod, as there is a glitch in the add member function on the site, and I am out of town for a few days and won't be able to patch it up until I get back. We will manually add you for now, and get you in the database roster as soon as I am back at the home office.


So... am I in?


English is not my first language, spanish is. Saludos desde Argentina.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-31 12:14:19


At 7/30/19 09:52 AM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 7/30/19 06:39 AM, byteslinger wrote:# # # OFFICIAL BARRACKS MEMORANDUM # # #

From: EGSC byteslinger
To: All members of the Elite Guard Barracks
Date: 30 July 2019
Subject: New Barracks member

After a formal review of PFC @Dovod, I am pleased to announce that he is now officially the newest member of the EGB. He has the right attitude, abilities, desire and personality; his addition to this group is proof that we are still an active, vibrant and important part of Newgrounds.

Join me in welcoming him to the Barracks; @Peregrinius will be adding him to the roster shortly.

Well done, soldier!

*Salutes*

Congrats @Dovod!


Wow, thank you! I didn't see this. I am really sorry, I am on Finals' week in University, so I couldn't check the site for quite some days, and kind of lost track on the new posts.


Still, thanks a lot for letting me join. What can I post here? Can I post on stolen audio or do I have to do something else?


English is not my first language, spanish is. Saludos desde Argentina.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-31 12:22:48


At 7/31/19 12:14 PM, Dovod wrote:What can I post here? Can I post on stolen audio or do I have to do something else?

Audio goes in the Audio Portal Clean up thread. The EGB is mainly for movies and games, tho sometimes people ask questions about other topics. With rule breaking art, just flag them as normal. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-31 21:09:39


Thanks guys, it's good to be active again!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-31 23:00:36



This appears to be stolen from here.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c6aKIhyWE4Q

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-08-01 08:30:36


I don't know if this happened to anyone else, but July felt really short. Here we are now in August, and summer is half gone. Hopefully people have or will get to take some time off to enjoy the warm times.


I'll be visiting the good old US of A (NY, VT NH, ME) in a few days and for a few days, as it's easier to cut though the US than it is to drive around it and stay in Canada (also, ew Quebec). I hear nice things about those Northern states, so I'm looking forward to taking a ton of photos as I make my way to the Atlantic provinces of Canada for a while. I will return with a belly full of lobster.


A reminder for anyone who hasn't seen the warnings on all of the portal submissions that some browsers are accelerating the end-of-life support for Flash. You're encouraged to get the Newgrounds Flash Player, which will help keep flash working for you for ever.


On the topic of things which are here forever: welcome back to EGSC @Little-Rena, who is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome; and welcome to our newest member, PFC @Dovod! It's wonderful to have you both here.


Also I've been wanting to pitch a half-idea of doing something fun as a group (online treasure hunt maybe?). If anyone has suggestions for things they might want to participate in, I'd love to hear it.


Barracks Roster as of August 1st, 2019:


Milestones:

@Big-Boss - 46K total B/P

@byteslinger - 17K blams, 142K saves, 159K total B/P

@Guthrie - 39K saves, 45K total B/P

@Jackho - 16K saves, 18K total B/P

@Lizzardis - 21K saves, 24K total B/P

@Peregrinus - 21K saves, 28K total B/P

@ZJ - 10K total B/P

@ZomAlien - 7K total B/P


Promotions:

@ZomAlien - Master Sergeant


New Recruits:

@Little-Rena - Returned to Duty

@Dovod - New Kid in Town (will hopefully show on next roster)


Leaving The Barracks:

One member due to retire for inactivity (12+ Months)


The Roster:

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 159,220 | 0,875 | 28.23 | B | +004.29 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 0 | F

02) 86,579 | 0,004 | 00.13 | D | -090.24 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F

03) 67,554 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F

04) 64,401 | 0,087 | 02.81 | D | -010.31 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 0 | F

05) 57,383 | nil | nil | nil | nil | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander NEW | nil | nil

06) 46,605 | 0,008 | 00.26 | D | -020.00 | @Asandir Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F

07) 46,000 | 0,062 | 02.00 | D | -077.37 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F

08) 45,923 | 1,323 | 42.68 | A | +003.20 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F

09) 35,198 | 0,025 | 00.81 | D | -032.43 | @Fro Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F

10) 29,188 | 0,021 | 00.68 | D | -054.35 | @Decky Commander -1 | 0 | F

11) 28,322 | 1,274 | 41.10 | A | +004.17 | @Peregrinus Commander -1 | 0 | F

12) 24,928 | 0,972 | 31.35 | B | +105.06 | @Lizzardis General -1 | 0 | F

13) 18,383 | 0,656 | 21.16 | B | +079.73 | @Jackho Colonel -1 | 0 | F

14) 10,181 | 0,236 | 07.61 | C | +000.43 | @ZJ Sgt. Major -1 | 0 | F

15) 7,666 | 0,841 | 27.13 | B | +014.11 | @ZomAlien Master Sergeant -1 | 0 | F

16) 6,360 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant -1 | 0 | F

17) 5,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant -1 | 0 | F

18) 1,355 | 0,025 | 00.81 | D | +108.33 | @TheReviewTrickster Police Sergeant -1 | 0 | F


Top 5 Gainers:

@Guthrie - 1,323 (20.64% of total)

@Peregrinus - 1,274 (19.88% of total)

@Lizzardis - 972 (15.17% of total)

@byteslinger - 875 (13.65% of total)

@ZomAlien - 841 (13.12% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 82.46% of B/P points (5,285 total)


Top gainers, repeat appearances:

@byteslinger (78)

@Guthrie (26)

@Peregrinus (17)

@Lizzardis (5)

@ZomAlien (2)


Total gain for month: 6,409 (14 Active Members)


That's 213.63 per day, or 15.26 per day per active member.


apologies for any roster issues this go, we'll try and have it sorted for the next one.

Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-08-01 09:49:33


At 8/1/19 08:30 AM, Peregrinus wrote:I don't know if this happened to anyone else, but July felt really short. Here we are now in August, and summer is half gone. Hopefully people have or will get to take some time off to enjoy the warm times.


Nothing feels short for me at the moment, feels like time is going really slow, because I am waiting for a tribunal date to appeal a disability benefit decision. Also, I hate the hot weather.


In other news, another flash stolen from Nickelodeon, that's the second one I have seen recently.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-08-01 14:36:40


A shitty phone recording and a badly edited Jeopardy video.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-08-01 15:20:20


At 8/1/19 02:36 PM, DrakoFangs wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/735719
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/735718
A shitty phone recording and a badly edited Jeopardy video.


Removed. Thanks for the report.


Tuturu~ ♫

Without truth, there is no justice.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-08-01 21:33:55 (edited 2019-08-01 21:37:04)


Hi, I don't know much about what this is but I saw that you're supposed to report stolen flash games here?

This game that I saw in the Portal is stolen from another older flash on here. I flagged it, not sure what else to do.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-08-01 21:42:37


At 8/1/19 09:33 PM, DavidCassidy wrote:Hi, I don't know much about what this is but I saw that you're supposed to report stolen flash games here?
This game that I saw in the Portal is stolen from another older flash on here. I flagged it, not sure what else to do.


Good catch! Yes, mostly what we do here is post stolen flash submissions but we also discuss other rule-breaking submissions and try to have fun while doing it. Back in the day, there were a lot more things to worry about like other websites raiding the portal and stuff like that.


So feel free to chip in if/when you see a rule-breaking submission and maybe join our ranks after you spend a bit more time getting acquainted with how the portal works!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-08-01 21:45:55


At 8/1/19 09:33 PM, DavidCassidy wrote:Hi, I don't know much about what this is but I saw that you're supposed to report stolen flash games here?
This game that I saw in the Portal is stolen from another older flash on here. I flagged it, not sure what else to do.


Good catch, there. This is the perfect place to report stole content.


Flagging is okay, too. You still get credit.


Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-08-01 22:00:54


At 8/1/19 09:42 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:Good catch! Yes, mostly what we do here is post stolen flash submissions but we also discuss other rule-breaking submissions and try to have fun while doing it. Back in the day, there were a lot more things to worry about like other websites raiding the portal and stuff like that.

So feel free to chip in if/when you see a rule-breaking submission and maybe join our ranks after you spend a bit more time getting acquainted with how the portal works!


Alright, sounds good. If I see anymore rule-breaking in the Portal I'll be sure to let you guys know!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-08-01 22:02:57 (edited 2019-08-01 22:03:07)


At 8/1/19 09:45 PM, ZomAlien wrote:Good catch, there. This is the perfect place to report stole content.

Flagging is okay, too. You still get credit.


Alright, that's good! I'll flag and report here. Should I send a pm to mods or anything too or no?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-08-01 22:18:17


This shit tried to take over my browser and start a print job


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-08-01 22:32:05


At 8/1/19 10:02 PM, DavidCassidy wrote:
At 8/1/19 09:45 PM, ZomAlien wrote:Good catch, there. This is the perfect place to report stole content.

Flagging is okay, too. You still get credit.

Alright, that's good! I'll flag and report here. Should I send a pm to mods or anything too or no?


You could, but flagging the content or posting here is preferred.

Get your status up, and maybe you can be a member as well!


Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-08-02 03:42:41 (edited 2019-08-02 03:46:21)


At 8/1/19 10:02 PM, DavidCassidy wrote:
At 8/1/19 09:45 PM, ZomAlien wrote:
Should I send a pm to mods or anything too or no?

No. Flagging is most important. Reporting here makes it a bit more visible, but isn't necessary unless it's something that needs quick attention, like real porn, real gore, or malicious things, like the ones that scream continuously and take over your printer to print out gay porn pics, like this asshole:

Messaging mods is not necessary, but you can for questions and such. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-08-02 06:48:58


At 8/2/19 03:42 AM, Exedor wrote:No. Flagging is most important. Reporting here makes it a bit more visible, but isn't necessary unless it's something that needs quick attention, like real porn, real gore, or malicious things, like the ones that scream continuously and take over your printer to print out gay porn pics, like this asshole:
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/735757
Messaging mods is not necessary, but you can for questions and such. :)


Alright, thank you for letting me know! And good lord that flash sounds horrible, good thing I found this thread or else I probably would've accidentally clicked on it while reviewing flashes.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-08-02 10:51:03


At 8/2/19 03:42 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 8/1/19 10:02 PM, DavidCassidy wrote:
At 8/1/19 09:45 PM, ZomAlien wrote:
Should I send a pm to mods or anything too or no?
No. Flagging is most important. Reporting here makes it a bit more visible, but isn't necessary unless it's something that needs quick attention, like real porn, real gore, or malicious things, like the ones that scream continuously and take over your printer to print out gay porn pics, like this asshole:
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/735757
Messaging mods is not necessary, but you can for questions and such. :)


Probably goes without saying that the person who made that wasn't a SoupSquad member, I wasn't aware the group was so relevent again for people to pretend to be a part of it. I don't see the point of malicious flash, never have.