Congrats @Dovod!

I think it's largly due to it's age, and being a historical submission on Newgrounds.

Can you PM me an example? I think we’re up to date and I don’t want to hunt for potential kiddy porn while at work.

If you can find the piece again, PM me ( so no imappropriate links are on the forum) and I'll look into it.

Just out of interest, am I allowed to return back to the Barracks?

@byteslinger, so you don’t miss this.

We've repainted, and after all these years, the smell is almost gone. I don't see why not.

Of course. @Perigrinius please change her status to active in the roster, rerun it , and post a memo when you're done.

Also, apologies to @Dovod, as there is a glitch in the add member function on the site, and I am out of town for a few days and won't be able to patch it up until I get back. We will manually add you for now, and get you in the database roster as soon as I am back at the home office.

**Official Barracks Memorandum**

Records Officer

31 Jul 19

Return to Active Duty: EGSC Little-Rena

The Records Officer and Staff of the EGB are thrilled to announce the reinstatement of EGSC @Little-Rena to active duty effective 31 Jul 19!

Statistics will show as null for this cycle, and should show properly on the September roster. Welcome back!

Comd Peregrinus

Records Officer

Distribution List:

All active members of the EGB

Welcome back, @Little-Rena!

Wow, two great additions to the ranks in such a short amount of time.

Smell that? You smell that? Blams, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of blams in the morning.

So... am I in?

Wow, thank you! I didn't see this. I am really sorry, I am on Finals' week in University, so I couldn't check the site for quite some days, and kind of lost track on the new posts.

Still, thanks a lot for letting me join. What can I post here? Can I post on stolen audio or do I have to do something else?

Audio goes in the Audio Portal Clean up thread. The EGB is mainly for movies and games, tho sometimes people ask questions about other topics. With rule breaking art, just flag them as normal. :)

Thanks guys, it's good to be active again!

This appears to be stolen from here.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c6aKIhyWE4Q

I don't know if this happened to anyone else, but July felt really short. Here we are now in August, and summer is half gone. Hopefully people have or will get to take some time off to enjoy the warm times.

I'll be visiting the good old US of A (NY, VT NH, ME) in a few days and for a few days, as it's easier to cut though the US than it is to drive around it and stay in Canada (also, ew Quebec). I hear nice things about those Northern states, so I'm looking forward to taking a ton of photos as I make my way to the Atlantic provinces of Canada for a while. I will return with a belly full of lobster.

A reminder for anyone who hasn't seen the warnings on all of the portal submissions that some browsers are accelerating the end-of-life support for Flash. You're encouraged to get the Newgrounds Flash Player, which will help keep flash working for you for ever.

On the topic of things which are here forever: welcome back to EGSC @Little-Rena, who is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome; and welcome to our newest member, PFC @Dovod! It's wonderful to have you both here.

Also I've been wanting to pitch a half-idea of doing something fun as a group (online treasure hunt maybe?). If anyone has suggestions for things they might want to participate in, I'd love to hear it.

Barracks Roster as of August 1st, 2019:

Milestones:

@Big-Boss - 46K total B/P

@byteslinger - 17K blams, 142K saves, 159K total B/P

@Guthrie - 39K saves, 45K total B/P

@Jackho - 16K saves, 18K total B/P

@Lizzardis - 21K saves, 24K total B/P

@Peregrinus - 21K saves, 28K total B/P

@ZJ - 10K total B/P

@ZomAlien - 7K total B/P

Promotions:

@ZomAlien - Master Sergeant

New Recruits:

@Little-Rena - Returned to Duty

@Dovod - New Kid in Town (will hopefully show on next roster)

Leaving The Barracks:

One member due to retire for inactivity (12+ Months)

The Roster:

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 159,220 | 0,875 | 28.23 | B | +004.29 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 0 | F

02) 86,579 | 0,004 | 00.13 | D | -090.24 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F

03) 67,554 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F

04) 64,401 | 0,087 | 02.81 | D | -010.31 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 0 | F

05) 57,383 | nil | nil | nil | nil | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander NEW | nil | nil

06) 46,605 | 0,008 | 00.26 | D | -020.00 | @Asandir Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F

07) 46,000 | 0,062 | 02.00 | D | -077.37 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F

08) 45,923 | 1,323 | 42.68 | A | +003.20 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F

09) 35,198 | 0,025 | 00.81 | D | -032.43 | @Fro Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F

10) 29,188 | 0,021 | 00.68 | D | -054.35 | @Decky Commander -1 | 0 | F

11) 28,322 | 1,274 | 41.10 | A | +004.17 | @Peregrinus Commander -1 | 0 | F

12) 24,928 | 0,972 | 31.35 | B | +105.06 | @Lizzardis General -1 | 0 | F

13) 18,383 | 0,656 | 21.16 | B | +079.73 | @Jackho Colonel -1 | 0 | F

14) 10,181 | 0,236 | 07.61 | C | +000.43 | @ZJ Sgt. Major -1 | 0 | F

15) 7,666 | 0,841 | 27.13 | B | +014.11 | @ZomAlien Master Sergeant -1 | 0 | F

16) 6,360 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant -1 | 0 | F

17) 5,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant -1 | 0 | F

18) 1,355 | 0,025 | 00.81 | D | +108.33 | @TheReviewTrickster Police Sergeant -1 | 0 | F

Top 5 Gainers:

@Guthrie - 1,323 (20.64% of total)

@Peregrinus - 1,274 (19.88% of total)

@Lizzardis - 972 (15.17% of total)

@byteslinger - 875 (13.65% of total)

@ZomAlien - 841 (13.12% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 82.46% of B/P points (5,285 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances:

@byteslinger (78)

@Guthrie (26)

@Peregrinus (17)

@Lizzardis (5)

@ZomAlien (2)

Total gain for month: 6,409 (14 Active Members)

That's 213.63 per day, or 15.26 per day per active member.

Nothing feels short for me at the moment, feels like time is going really slow, because I am waiting for a tribunal date to appeal a disability benefit decision. Also, I hate the hot weather.

In other news, another flash stolen from Nickelodeon, that's the second one I have seen recently.

A shitty phone recording and a badly edited Jeopardy video.

Removed. Thanks for the report.

Hi, I don't know much about what this is but I saw that you're supposed to report stolen flash games here?

This game that I saw in the Portal is stolen from another older flash on here. I flagged it, not sure what else to do.

Good catch! Yes, mostly what we do here is post stolen flash submissions but we also discuss other rule-breaking submissions and try to have fun while doing it. Back in the day, there were a lot more things to worry about like other websites raiding the portal and stuff like that.

So feel free to chip in if/when you see a rule-breaking submission and maybe join our ranks after you spend a bit more time getting acquainted with how the portal works!

Good catch, there. This is the perfect place to report stole content.

Flagging is okay, too. You still get credit.

Alright, sounds good. If I see anymore rule-breaking in the Portal I'll be sure to let you guys know!

Alright, that's good! I'll flag and report here. Should I send a pm to mods or anything too or no?

This shit tried to take over my browser and start a print job

You could, but flagging the content or posting here is preferred.

Get your status up, and maybe you can be a member as well!

No. Flagging is most important. Reporting here makes it a bit more visible, but isn't necessary unless it's something that needs quick attention, like real porn, real gore, or malicious things, like the ones that scream continuously and take over your printer to print out gay porn pics, like this asshole:

Messaging mods is not necessary, but you can for questions and such. :)

Alright, thank you for letting me know! And good lord that flash sounds horrible, good thing I found this thread or else I probably would've accidentally clicked on it while reviewing flashes.

Probably goes without saying that the person who made that wasn't a SoupSquad member, I wasn't aware the group was so relevent again for people to pretend to be a part of it. I don't see the point of malicious flash, never have.