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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-02 20:48:55



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-02 21:08:23


At 12/2/18 07:28 PM, byteslinger wrote: Along that line, one of the gifts I have is this place, with all you fine folks in the Barracks. In real life, we're just a bunch of people logged into a website, communicating by forum messages and PMs. But together, we are more than that - all of you stand up for what you believe in, and take time out of your day to help keep this place safe and balanced. That speaks a lot about you; to volunteer your time to do good things tells me that I am surrounded by people with good hearts and selfless souls. They say you judge a person by the company they keep, and with all of you around me, I know that will always be favorable.

That was a really great message, byteslinger. This group, who we are, what we stand for, definitely is something special and I'm proud to be a part of it.

Happy holidays, everyone.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-03 13:56:09


At 12/2/18 07:28 PM, byteslinger wrote:
Along that line, one of the gifts I have is this place, with all you fine folks in the Barracks. In real life, we're just a bunch of people logged into a website, communicating by forum messages and PMs. But together, we are more than that - all of you stand up for what you believe in, and take time out of your day to help keep this place safe and balanced. That speaks a lot about you; to volunteer your time to do good things tells me that I am surrounded by people with good hearts and selfless souls. They say you judge a person by the company they keep, and with all of you around me, I know that will always be favorable.

So, to all of the members of the EGB, past, present and future, I thank you for being a positive part of my life, and for sharing your good will with Newgrounds. I wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, or whatever you celebrate this time of year - and may this season return your good deeds sevenfold!

*Salutes*

Sir, that was a great speech, sir! It makes me feel really important when you phrase it like that, like we actually stamd for something. Hopefully one day I can become a full member, though it seems that will take far too long by the standards of any of you. Either way, thank you for the speech!
*salutes*

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Good job, Colonel Peregrinus! You've really helped me out a lot, and you're devkted to this site! You deserve the voting power boost!

16) 1,099 | 0,068 | 02.27 | D | +011.48 | @thegamingtrickster Police Sergeant | 0 | F

Well, that was a little better than last month. I have to inwuire though, the "posts" row, that refers to posts in the EGB? Because I know I've reported at least teo things this month, and I've posted here more thsn that. If you could just clear that up for me, that'd be nice


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-03 14:30:55 (edited 2018-12-03 14:31:12)


At 12/3/18 01:56 PM, TheReviewTrickster wrote: Sir, that was a great speech, sir! It makes me feel really important when you phrase it like that, like we actually stamd for something. Hopefully one day I can become a full member, though it seems that will take far too long by the standards of any of you. Either way, thank you for the speech!
*salutes*

Thank you. Just as a gentle aside, it's "ma'am" (yes, your benevolent CBO is female. So is our LCBO, Big-Boss. No offense taken.)


Well, that was a little better than last month. I have to inquire though, the "posts" row, that refers to posts in the EGB? Because I know I've reported at least two things this month, and I've posted here more than that. If you could just clear that up for me, that'd be nice

Oops, looks like a glitch in the post count scanner. It should have counted all the times you've posted in the EGB forums in the past month. In fact, it looks like EVERYONE is off. Must have been a change to some underlying HTML and the screen data scraper is missing things. I'll patch that up before the next roster. Thank you for the heads up.

By the way, you are doing just fine. You are making progress at a respectable rate, and you definitely are a positive contributor to the Barracks. Do not worry when you'll rank up - that will come in time. Just keep doing all the good things you do, and you'll be a Private soon enough.

Now, get back to the front lines, soldier! There's no rest for the weary!
*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-03 14:38:46


At 12/3/18 02:30 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 12/3/18 01:56 PM, TheReviewTrickster wrote: Sir, that was a great speech, sir! It makes me feel really important when you phrase it like that, like we actually stamd for something. Hopefully one day I can become a full member, though it seems that will take far too long by the standards of any of you. Either way, thank you for the speech!
*salutes*
Thank you. Just as a gentle aside, it's "ma'am" (yes, your benevolent CBO is female. So is our LCBO, Big-Boss. No offense taken.)

Oh yeah, I actually knew that and forgot it. Didn't think Big-Boss would be female though. Must be because I'm a guy.

By the way, you are doing just fine. You are making progress at a respectable rate, and you definitely are a positive contributor to the Barracks. Do not worry when you'll rank up - that will come in time. Just keep doing all the good things you do, and you'll be a Private soon enough.

Now, get back to the front lines, soldier! There's no rest for the weary!
*Salutes*

Ma'am, thank you, ma'am! I appreciate you clearing up the posts thing. *salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-03 19:57:13 (edited 2018-12-03 19:57:29)


What do we do about improperly rated submissions? This should definitely be rated A and I'm sure it's rated M because the author doesn't know the criterion for rating submissions here.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-03 20:28:56


At 12/3/18 07:57 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: What do we do about improperly rated submissions?

Flag it as "Improper."

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-03 20:56:44 (edited 2018-12-03 20:59:14)


At 12/3/18 08:28 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 12/3/18 07:57 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: What do we do about improperly rated submissions?
Flag it as "Improper."

I guess my question was mostly about what happens after that particular flag. Does it result in a change of the rating? Or does it work like the other categories of flag and get removed from the portal?

Also that submission is now rated A, so was it from a flag or did the author change it? So many questions!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-03 20:59:47 (edited 2018-12-03 21:00:24)


At 12/3/18 08:56 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: I guess my question was mostly about what happens after that particular flag. Does it result in a change of the rating? Or does it work like the other categories of flag and get removed from the portal?

Removal is only 1 option. Basically, you can flag anything for any reason. We go and take action necessary, whatever the flag or report happens to be.

edit. I changed it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-03 22:21:18


@byteslinger thanks for the great update! *salutes*

At 12/3/18 01:56 PM, TheReviewTrickster wrote: Good job, Colonel Peregrinus! You've really helped me out a lot, and you're devkted to this site! You deserve the voting power boost!

Thanks! As far as how long things take, much as we love seeing big numbers its never the best idea to compare to others. Your name change sums up your strength: you take the time to give great feedback to artists, which in the long run has way more benefit to their development than getting a score from 0-5 assigned by 200 internet weirdos.

On the topic of stats, I’ll be in low-effort mode for the next week-ish (exp deposits only) as I’ll be working 16 hour days, and I’m low on data. @GUTHRIE will likely regain his top spot this month considering how close we were this round.

I’ll be settled later in the month. In case people take off, I wish everyone a Blessed Yule, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukka, or Acceptable Festivus. If you have the ability, try taking some time with family and friends or maybe do something for your home community. Even handing out candy canes to random people and saying hey can make a world of difference to someone in need.

be good or Krampus will eat you

Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-04 03:19:18


It seems that NG on back on the upswing right now. Take a look at the main Portal page! It's full of Under Judgement stuff. I can't remember the last time I saw a whole screen scroll of purple on there. There are so many new names.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-04 08:35:10 (edited 2018-12-04 08:36:45)


At 12/3/18 10:21 PM, Peregrinus wrote: On the topic of stats, I’ll be in low-effort mode for the next week-ish (exp deposits only) as I’ll be working 16 hour days, and I’m low on data. @GUTHRIE will likely regain his top spot this month considering how close we were this round.

Hey don't sweat it, I'm sure I'm just keeping the #1 spot warm for you.

At 12/4/18 03:19 AM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: It seems that NG on back on the upswing right now. Take a look at the main Portal page! It's full of Under Judgement stuff. I can't remember the last time I saw a whole screen scroll of purple on there. There are so many new names.

Even more impressive than the number of submissions is the quality. I'm sure the vast majority of them are really good and definitely will pass judgement, which is a huge change from the Portal of old when it routinely had >75 submissions under judgement and they were almost all garbage.

The combination of LD43 and the Tumblr migration is really interesting. Hopefully we can keep up!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-05 10:44:26


It took me forever to go through the portal this morning. I was never great at finding stolen submissions, but I took the time to go through and vote on everything. I'll probably have more B/P this week than I've had the entirety of last month.

I had been working on my blam/save ratio, but these submissions were mostly of good quality so that'll go out the window. :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-05 11:48:19


Uhm excuse me? I noticed something iffy and was directed here...

Y'know the game "Orange Roulette"? Seems that whenever you meet a medal criteria now, the game just freezes. That's most notable in the Iron Orange mode, which I think is where most medals can be earned.

This started happening completely at random too, because as I started playing it was pretty seamless! Also seems I'm not the only one having that problem...

...Sorry if this is not the proper place to report these kinda things.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-05 12:18:05


At 12/5/18 12:14 PM, NekoMika wrote: That would fit better in this thread which is about broken medals and medal games. An API / Medal mod should be able to help more there.

My apologies, then. Thanks for clarifying. Have a nice day.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-06 13:56:49 (edited 2018-12-06 14:00:15)


Is this a place to report stolen art also?

If so, we have a serial offender here

First one case: Stolen
Presumed original

Second: Stolen
Presumed original

The rest are so reposted that I couldn't find the original, so they can also be safely assumed to be stolen.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-06 15:23:12


At 12/6/18 01:56 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: Is this a place to report stolen art also?

If so, we have a serial offender here

First one case: Stolen
Presumed original

Second: Stolen
Presumed original

The rest are so reposted that I couldn't find the original, so they can also be safely assumed to be stolen.

Oh yeah, if you suspect someone of stealing art from another source. Just report it, and put a link and explain in the description and one of the mods will look into it. We'll keep an eye out, too.


Just another NG user.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-06 16:09:47


Dunno if there's any way to fix this, but this submission has passed judgement yet it's listed four times on the UJ list

Have we figured out the cause of this?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-06 16:16:15


At 12/6/18 04:09 PM, Jackho wrote: Dunno if there's any way to fix this, but this submission has passed judgement yet it's listed four times on the UJ list
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/721187
Have we figured out the cause of this?

Oh, maybe that's why it was under judgment for so long!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-06 16:20:43


At 12/2/18 07:28 PM, byteslinger wrote: Top gainers, repeat appearances::
@Jackho (12) * 1 Year *

Oh, neat. Congrats on the five year streak @Big-Boss and a wonderful writeup as always @byteslinger. I'm slower than most at getting into the christmas spirit but I'll wish a happy holiday on the whole EGB Squadfam.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-07 01:34:11


At 12/6/18 04:09 PM, Jackho wrote: Dunno if there's any way to fix this, but this submission has passed judgement yet it's listed four times on the UJ list
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/721187
Have we figured out the cause of this?

It's an error that keeps popping up. You'll notice that all the entries have the same ID number, if you put your cursor over them. It's not anything the author did, so no need to flag them. @liljim has been working on a fix for this.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-07 01:37:21


At 12/6/18 01:56 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: Is this a place to report stolen art also?

Actually, no. You can just flag them via the flag button, just above the image. We're pretty good at policing that regularly. The art has been removed. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-07 05:44:06


At 12/3/18 01:56 PM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:
Oh yeah, I actually knew that and forgot it. Didn't think Big-Boss would be female though. Must be because I'm a guy.

I mean, last time I checked I was a female...yup, we're good. :p


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-07 13:21:07


Got +74 b/p points yesterday alone. All saves. This is a good month.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-07 15:48:46



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-07 15:51:55


At 12/7/18 03:48 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/721728
This is pornography.

Yikes. ok. I did my part on flagging it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-07 16:04:58


At 12/7/18 03:51 PM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 12/7/18 03:48 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/721728
This is pornography.
Yikes. ok. I did my part on flagging it.

Yeesh. That is forbidden, is it not? Not counting the normal live-action rules, live-action pornography is forbidden in all cases?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-07 16:21:02


At 12/7/18 04:04 PM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:
At 12/7/18 03:51 PM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 12/7/18 03:48 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/721728
This is pornography.
Yikes. ok. I did my part on flagging it.
Yeesh. That is forbidden, is it not? Not counting the normal live-action rules, live-action pornography is forbidden in all cases?

Correct. Removed now, thanks for the report. Bound to have a few of those submitted with this weird increase of A-rated submissions lately.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-07 16:22:31


At 12/7/18 04:21 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 12/7/18 04:04 PM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:
At 12/7/18 03:51 PM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 12/7/18 03:48 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/721728
This is pornography.
Yikes. ok. I did my part on flagging it.
Yeesh. That is forbidden, is it not? Not counting the normal live-action rules, live-action pornography is forbidden in all cases?
Correct. Removed now, thanks for the report. Bound to have a few of those submitted with this weird increase of A-rated submissions lately.

I gues these are the guys that Pornhub wouldn't mind picking up. Becase they're trying to get the Tumblr refugees, too. No joke.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-12-07 16:30:57


At 12/7/18 04:22 PM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:
I gues these are the guys that Pornhub wouldn't mind picking up. Becase they're trying to get the Tumblr refugees, too. No joke.

Yeah. That whole situation is just strange. Who would have guessed at any point that out of all things Tumblrs porn ban is what would end up putting some life back into Newgrounds.


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