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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 00:08:56


At 3/1/06 11:29 PM, -Crux- wrote: I'm interestied in joining.. This looks like fun! How do I get the sig? Is there a place I go and stuff?

Took you long enough to come after i referred you...

Someone FAQ link him plz, I dont have it bookmarked...

Days end report:
BP: about 20

and whats this i see? Told you I'd post it

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 00:15:07


At 3/2/06 12:08 AM, Peregrinus wrote: and whats this i see? Told you I'd post it

Curse you, Pingu!!!

i swear, he photoshopped that...really!
sighs...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 00:20:10


At 3/2/06 12:15 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 3/2/06 12:08 AM, Peregrinus wrote: and whats this i see? Told you I'd post it
Curse you, Pingu!!!

i swear, he photoshopped that...really!
sighs...

No, and these are real too. Looks like youve got e-stalkers...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 00:22:55


At 3/2/06 12:20 AM, Peregrinus wrote: No, and these are real too. Looks like youve got e-stalkers...

lol, those are real. I wonder who that person/people are. I get hate ims regularly...I don't know, but I feel popular. E-popular. lol.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 00:25:35


At 3/2/06 12:22 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 3/2/06 12:20 AM, Peregrinus wrote: No, and these are real too. Looks like youve got e-stalkers...
lol, those are real. I wonder who that person/people are. I get hate ims regularly...I don't know, but I feel popular. E-popular. lol.

I should be hired as nG paparazzi.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 00:59:22


At 3/2/06 12:25 AM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 3/2/06 12:22 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 3/2/06 12:20 AM, Peregrinus wrote: No, and these are real too. Looks like youve got e-stalkers...
lol, those are real. I wonder who that person/people are. I get hate ims regularly...I don't know, but I feel popular. E-popular. lol.
I should be hired as nG paparazzi.

What is the big Idea man? what is this all about why is my name in this? leave me out of this

End of day report

B/P 59
flagged submissions 0
flagged reviews Sorry I lost count

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 01:24:46


At 3/1/06 11:29 PM, -Crux- wrote: I'm interestied in joining.. This looks like fun! How do I get the sig? Is there a place I go and stuff?

Seeing from your last post the only thing you lack is patience my friend, we reply to all cantatas as soon as we can but we do follow some rules before hell brakes loose in here. Any way as one of the many talented officers we have I say you are welcomed to join our club. And I recommend reading this FAQ that will explain absolutely everything.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 01:45:58


At 3/2/06 12:59 AM, LittleWashu wrote: What is the big Idea man? what is this all about why is my name in this? leave me out of this

lol, people are stupid. That's why. Don't worry about it. It was only luck that me and Pingu (whatever his new alias is) saw those today. Just ignore em and they'll probly stop.

End of day report

B/P 59
flagged submissions 0
flagged reviews Sorry I lost count

lol, lost count. Crazyness...I plan to start posting links in the thread again tomorrow, lol. Gotta help ya get to Deity!

Time for portal work, because my internet died for about 45 minutes, and then sleep. Good hunting everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 02:08:06


DEFCON Update:

I think we all can agree that the DEFCON should be at DEFCON 4 right now, as the Portal is characteristically slow for the early morning.

At 3/2/06 12:20 AM, Peregrinus wrote: No, and these are real too. Looks like youve got e-stalkers...

*sigh*

Silly, silly, Internet.

Anyway, I have accrued about 110 B/P today, which I can live with. I'm having enough problems as it is, so just saying above my quota is and accomplishment.

I managed to get that stupid case study report done, which ended up being 11 pages. Sadly, that is a small project, considering I've writted papers as long as 40 pages long for some classes. I guess I still have it in me...

Anyway, I must retire to the bunks, as I am exhausted. See you tomorrow on the Portal, soldiers!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 09:01:15


Ok, today is my day, so I hope the portal will be good this afternoon.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 09:04:57


At 3/2/06 09:01 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Ok, today is my day, so I hope the portal will be good this afternoon.

I've been saying it's my day for the past 10 years. Invariably, it never is.

But I'm still hoping for the portal to be active, so I can get some points.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 09:22:48


At 3/2/06 09:04 AM, Coop83 wrote: I've been saying it's my day for the past 10 years. Invariably, it never is.

I know what you mean, I try to get about 143 points every day for the past few weeks buy it's never seems to shape up... It's never my day.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 09:32:46


http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/298855 Resubmitted BB crap in the portal it hasn't been improved either people

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 09:42:37


At 3/2/06 09:32 AM, LittleWashu wrote: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/298855 Resubmitted BB crap in the portal it hasn't been improved either people

Sorry, blammed instantly... Better luck next time. Reviewing is much better when it comes to this. Submissions unless stolen are near impossible to whistle.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 09:58:58


At 3/2/06 09:42 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 3/2/06 09:32 AM, LittleWashu wrote: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/298855 Resubmitted BB crap in the portal it hasn't been improved either people
Sorry, blammed instantly... Better luck next time. Reviewing is much better when it comes to this. Submissions unless stolen are near impossible to whistle.

I will not leave any abusive reviews just to get whistle points! I hate abusive reviews and I will never make an abusive review again the last thing I need is a review ban since I have never had one. well here is Another one but this one is hateful towards the glock group

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 10:34:41


At 3/2/06 09:58 AM, LittleWashu wrote: I will not leave any abusive reviews just to get whistle points! I hate abusive reviews and I will never make an abusive review again the last thing I need is a review ban since I have never had one. well here is Another one but this one is hateful towards the glock group

Whoa... You seem to have misunderstood me, what I meant was that marking abusive reviews is better than marking submissions seeing as submissions get blammed while reviews stick around. You can stop biting my neck now.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 11:19:13


And indeed.. The portal is NOT active, while it should...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 11:45:41


At 3/2/06 11:19 AM, -Casualty- wrote: And indeed.. The portal is NOT active, while it should...

Yeah, it's fucking my average up, I guess It'll some time before I pass Washu.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 11:48:15


At 3/2/06 10:34 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 3/2/06 09:58 AM, LittleWashu wrote: I will not leave any abusive reviews just to get whistle points! I hate abusive reviews and I will never make an abusive review again the last thing I need is a review ban since I have never had one. well here is Another one but this one is hateful towards the glock group
Whoa... You seem to have misunderstood me, what I meant was that marking abusive reviews is better than marking submissions seeing as submissions get blammed while reviews stick around. You can stop biting my neck now.

Oh that is what you meant i thought you wanted me to say that this was resubmitted crap from before the barney bunch was made sorry. but that has got me wondering can a diety whistle get a submission marked by itself? cause I know for a fact gold can't. as for the abusive reviews i already been to that thread today and marked all the abusive reviews i could find in there and there was quite a few in the links. well back to the portal to find some more

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 13:55:01


At 3/2/06 01:42 PM, Quisty wrote: stuff

You have to sign up to the forums and there your "registration" will be "validated". For the forums check members' signatures some have links to it, I don't.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 13:59:21


At 3/2/06 01:42 PM, Quisty wrote: I'm sorry how I acted last time I posted. I was having a very bad time and I wanted to just be banned. I don't know why. I just was so mad and all. I'm sorry if I was mean or caused anything wrong. I really would like to be a member of this club. I'm not a terrible user and I do love this place. Well, sorry, but I hope you guys don't hate me and will except me here.

I am not high enough to say if you can or cannot join but if you are as sorry and determined as you seem then i would not mind personally>

I was in quite a rush yesterday so did not report my daily report so here it is:
50b/p points
80+ reviews flagged
Today i have been playing footbal so again i will not have much time but normal services will resume tommorow and i want to rank up whatever happens by the end of the week. Well anyway keep up the good work! *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 13:59:46


At 3/2/06 01:42 PM, Quisty wrote: I'm sorry how I acted last time I posted. I was having a very bad time and I wanted to just be banned. I don't know why. I just was so mad and all. I'm sorry if I was mean or caused anything wrong. I really would like to be a member of this club. I'm not a terrible user and I do love this place. Well, sorry, but I hope you guys don't hate me and will except me here.

Well, PFC, I don't remember when the last time you posted was here, and I looked back five pages in your post history and I didn't see it. I'm guessing it was either several months ago or during the spam messes we used to get that were deleted? I did see however that you are a good and active NG member in other clubs. I don't know what other soldiers will say, but seeing as I can't even remember what you posted here, lol, I'd be willing to give you a chance.
If anyone else objects, post it and discuss. If not, welcome aboard.
I advise you go to the Elite Guard Barracks Forum (click my sig pic) and read the FAQ in the Recruitment Forum, and then sign up so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can get you registered.
Good hunting, soldier! :salute:
---Barracks Recruitment Officer First Lieutenant Slash


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 14:01:06


At 3/2/06 01:42 PM, Quisty wrote: Apology

Well I know you from the GTA crew and you are lucky I wasn't there in you incident... But I believe in second chances. But remember, easy come, easy go. And as punishment, read this.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 14:09:55


At 3/2/06 02:07 PM, Quisty wrote: How many will it take me to my next B/P rank up? I'm kinda still new at this, heh.

Members aren't required to be completely active... We have the occasional post by some one and he is a member... It's not a problem, and about ranks see this


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 14:12:34


At 3/2/06 02:07 PM, Quisty wrote:
How many will it take me to my next B/P rank up? I'm kinda still new at this, heh.

it all depends on how many you protect and blam a day then divide this by your target and you will know roughly how long it will take.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 14:28:39


At 3/2/06 02:11 PM, Quisty wrote: I'll just be your n00b member who needs help now and then, lol.

Alright, welcome...Sort of. And trust me, there are more noobs than you.

At 3/2/06 02:12 PM, wastedwizard wrote: it all depends on how many you protect and blam a day then divide this by your target and you will know roughly how long it will take.

What the fuck is that? I have no idea what the hell you are talking about.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 14:33:13


At 3/2/06 02:28 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: What the fuck is that? I have no idea what the hell you are talking about.

sorry i miss understood the question i thought he knew the amount of b/p he wanted to get to and wanted to work out how long it would take, sorry

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 14:38:13


At 3/2/06 02:33 PM, wastedwizard wrote: sorry i miss understood the question i thought he knew the amount of b/p he wanted to get to and wanted to work out how long it would take, sorry

1). She ( let's hope ).
2). its best to read questions before answering them. But it's ok.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 14:55:43


At 3/2/06 02:53 PM, Quisty wrote: So why has the portal been so slow these past days?

I don't know, but it's not cool. Some weekdays are good, some are bad. I hope it speeds way up soon...today's been only modest so far, and I have a long way to go to reach Captain.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-02 15:02:01


At 3/2/06 02:38 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
1). She ( let's hope ).

Woops sorry about that

2). its best to read questions before answering them. But it's ok.

Thanks i have had so little time today i have had to be blowing my whistle while posting which i do not usually do

At 3/2/06 02:53 PM, Quisty wrote: lol, yes, I am a girl. I have picture of my face if you REALLY need proof, lol. Well, yeah, I'm a she.

no i do believe you it was just be cocking up as usual

So why has the portal been so slow these past days?

I have not been around a lot the last week as i got banned and have had lots of things going on at school but now i have a free couple of weeks to start doing a lot more but while i have been here i have not noticed it being that quiet but i suppose i have not been around long enough to judge.

As i said i have had to make it quick today so i am already off heres my report:
11 b/p points and 12 under judgement i told you i was going to be on long)
around 100 reported reviews which was pretty good for how long i have been on today.
Well anyway i hope you al have a good time and i will see you tommorow *salutes*