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TO : All members of the EGB
FROM : CBO EGSC byteslinger
DATE : 26-Feb-2018
RE: Reinstatement of Sgt. First Class @Peregrinus to ACTIVE DUTY
It is my honor and privilege to announce that SFC Peregrinus is now back on active duty here in the barracks. He was one of the original members years ago, and before that, an active member of the now disbanded NGPD. With over 12 years experience here in Newgrounds, he will definitely prove to be a valuable asset to our cause. Please join me in welcoming him back to the front lines!
*SALUTES*
Of course, we will need to celebrate with the obligatory "new member greeting" event:
- Sgt @ADR3-N , please make sure Chunky the Goat is cleaned and well groomed. The last time she wasn't as clean as we thought, and who knew how tough it was to kill body lice caught from a goat?
- Sgt Major @Jackho - Call up that midget dominatrix trio, and tell them to get those leather stirrups ready!
- General @Guthrie - You'll need to tear yourself away from the screen for a few minutes and make sure that the van is fueled up, the license plates are covered in mud, and the extra duffel bags are in the back
- Commander @Decky - You're on small power tool and electric nipple clamp detail. Please confirm operations on SC @Jolly - that should wake him up!
- SC @Big-Boss - Make sure our "cabin in the woods" is free from unwanted animals (as opposed to the ones we bring there in the van) and that the generator has enough fuel to run the night.
- SC @Asandir - You're on food detail. Bring the requisite libations along with the microwave - ready chicken nuggets and Hot Pocket minis
- SC @Exedor - You get to drive the van. Wear your black Ninjago outfit, and don't forget your face mask this time!!!
- SC @GameJunkie - Make sure our lawyer is at the ready and the bail money is readily available, in case this ends up like, well, most of our previous "parties".
Time and date will be determined at random - not knowing when it's coming is half the fun!
*Salutes*
As you were...