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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-18 11:43:31


At 2/18/18 08:58 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Hello there.

Hi.

Dawn of Man III - As of writing has passed judgement, but is improperly rated (Rated E, depicts intercourse). Not a bad animation just not rated E.

I've changed the rating to something more suitable.

Late-Night Shitshow - Reupload of one from yesterday which had been removed.

Removed.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-18 13:18:12


At 2/18/18 11:43 AM, Decky wrote:
At 2/18/18 08:58 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Late-Night Shitshow - Reupload of one from yesterday which had been removed.
Removed.

It's back!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-18 13:19:47


At 2/18/18 01:18 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: It's back!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/706903

Sure is

At 2/18/18 11:43 AM, Decky wrote: Removed.

Thanks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-18 13:32:35


At 2/18/18 01:19 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 2/18/18 01:18 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: It's back!
Sure is

That's odd. See if it works this time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-19 10:31:01


At 2/18/18 01:32 PM, Decky wrote:
At 2/18/18 01:19 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 2/18/18 01:18 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: It's back!
Sure is
That's odd. See if it works this time.

Back again


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-19 11:15:33


At 2/19/18 10:31 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Back again

lol this motherfucker

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-19 11:30:09


At 2/19/18 11:15 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 2/19/18 10:31 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Back again
lol this motherfucker

He got another flash through judgement earlier, maybe it emboldened him?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-19 11:38:16


At 2/19/18 11:30 AM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 2/19/18 11:15 AM, GUTHRIE wrote: lol this motherfucker
He got another flash through judgement earlier, maybe it emboldened him?

That one was stolen from a miniclip game, I'm not sure how it wasn't flagged earlier, but I just flagged it.

https://www.miniclip.com/games/bush-royal-rampage/en/

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-19 13:27:15


At 2/19/18 11:38 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 2/19/18 11:30 AM, Peregrinus wrote:
lol this motherfucker
He got another flash through judgement earlier, maybe it emboldened him?

Possibly. The Bush one he removed. I got the other one. I missed the first ones that were removed, but now, I know what to look for. >:)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-20 19:52:12 (edited 2018-02-20 19:52:18)


It's incredibly obvious that this one is also stolen, but I'm having trouble finding the original source. Can anyone else help me out here?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-20 19:56:16


At 2/20/18 07:52 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: It's incredibly obvious that this one is also stolen, but I'm having trouble finding the original source. Can anyone else help me out here?

Wow, I haven't seen Teletubbies in a while. Ah, memories. I'm gettin tired of this tho. Time to handle this.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-20 20:07:12 (edited 2018-02-20 20:08:45)


Super Mario Crossover

stolen from Exploding Rabbit. Original game released 2010.

Also, how do you link flash to be embiggened

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-20 20:12:26 (edited 2018-02-20 20:12:51)


At 2/20/18 08:07 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
Also, how do you link flash to be embiggened

I think you mean embedded, though granted embiggen is also a perfectly cromulent word. You just paste the url on a separate line without using the 'link' button, and NG will work its wizardry like so


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-20 20:17:17


At 2/20/18 08:12 PM, Jackho wrote:
At 2/20/18 08:07 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
Also, how do you link flash to be embiggened
I think you mean embedded, though granted embiggen is also a perfectly cromulent word. You just paste the url on a separate line without using the 'link' button, and NG will work its wizardry like so
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/707023

Yes that, Thanks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-21 08:36:28


At 2/20/18 08:17 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Yes that, Thanks.

Too late to edit so double posting. I suppose at this point I should ask for re-admission into the EGB. I was last seen on page 977...in 2008.

Former work with EGB included being the NGPD Liaison Officer (as I headed up NGPD for a while). I haven't seen that group around so I'm guessing they've inactivated/folded into that ROTP thing I read on the EGB site.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-21 18:35:06


Can't actually find the Portal rules any more, but if the rule that if you keep uploading Crap Movie v0.3, Crap Movie v0.5 etc etc is still in place, then uploading a third version of a game that's nowhere near finished which just exists as spam for the submitter's Patreon should be removed. Then again, a Madness teaser is the review crew weekly pick so I don't know why I care about commenting on abusive behaviour anymore

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-21 19:02:58


At 2/21/18 06:35 PM, jonthomson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/707049
Can't actually find the Portal rules any more, but if the rule that if you keep uploading Crap Movie v0.3, Crap Movie v0.5 etc etc is still in place, then uploading a third version of a game that's nowhere near finished which just exists as spam for the submitter's Patreon should be removed. Then again, a Madness teaser is the review crew weekly pick so I don't know why I care about commenting on abusive behaviour anymore

I removed the earliest version and messaged the author.

Thanks for the report, even if your attitude is a bit salty. Us Portal mods get around to things. You just have to give us time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-22 10:19:45


At 2/21/18 08:36 AM, Peregrinus wrote:
Former work with EGB included being the NGPD Liaison Officer (as I headed up NGPD for a while). I haven't seen that group around so I'm guessing they've inactivated/folded into that ROTP thing I read on the EGB site.

Good to see you again, Sgt 1st Class Pereginus! Yes, it's been a while since you've been in the EGB, and a few things have changed around here - but all for the better.

As a prior member of the EGB who is currently in good standing, I will confer with our command staff, LCBO EGSC @Big-Boss, SLCBO EGSC @GameJunkie and recruitment officer, RECO Sergeant @ADR3-N to hear what they think of your reactivation. I see no issue with it, but I don't make unilateral decisions here unless absolutely necessary. They will either post their reply here, or PM me, and hopefully in a few days, we can make it official.

As for the NGPD, yes, that has sadly folded. We activated the ROTC program here, but it hasn't been very active. I think that for the new users at Newgrounds the EGB might be too intimidating (or too strict) - the NGPD was a bit looser, more like a "teen club". But we'll keep it going, and maybe we'll get a few new members this year.

Thank you for coming back; keep up the good work, and we'll have an answer for you shortly.

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-22 16:58:55 (edited 2018-02-22 17:05:48)


At 2/22/18 10:19 AM, byteslinger wrote: Thank you for coming back; keep up the good work, and we'll have an answer for you shortly.

No worries. If you need anything from me info wise I'm just a PM away.

Edit to add todays stolen entries:

from

Link

. And a bonus from same user:

from

Link

. People need to stop uploading the first google search result...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-24 16:53:17


Does anyone know wtf this actually is or why it keeps getting uploaded? Is it meant to be interactive? Is it meant to be hot?

God knows why version

0.03

of anything needs to be published for starters, but I've seen this probably five times now including alternate uploads with minimal differences. To me it looks like a bad attempt at giving their patreon page more exposure.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-24 19:26:44


At 2/22/18 10:19 AM, byteslinger wrote: Good to see you again, Sgt 1st Class Pereginus!

Oh Jesus Christ, it has been a mighty long while! And just in time for me to actually be able to function on the internets it seems.

As a prior member of the EGB who is currently in good standing, I will confer with our command staff, LCBO EGSC @Big-Boss, SLCBO EGSC @GameJunkie and recruitment officer, RECO Sergeant @ADR3-N to hear what they think of your reactivation. I see no issue with it, but I don't make unilateral decisions here unless absolutely necessary.

Affirmative. Sgt. @Peregrinus is fit for duty. Would prefer to see more reviews on such a squeaky looking account, but back in the day, so few people reviewed, honestly.

As for the NGPD, yes, that has sadly folded. We activated the ROTC program here, but it hasn't been very active. I think that for the new users at Newgrounds the EGB might be too intimidating (or too strict) - the NGPD was a bit looser, more like a "teen club". But we'll keep it going, and maybe we'll get a few new members this year.

Hey, at least the option's open, amirite? Who knows. Maybe people just don't know where to go these days, and you could be right; we're not exactly known for compromising moral standards here, which is a good thing -- but it can be intimidating. Then too some applicants we've had like Dangerous-D still have me blocked, if that says anything for possible maturity gap.

Thank you for coming back; keep up the good work, and we'll have an answer for you shortly.

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Seconded, @Peregrinus! It's been ages. You might remember me as Andrea364.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-24 19:43:39 (edited 2018-02-24 19:45:56)


At 2/24/18 07:26 PM, ADR3-N wrote: Oh Jesus Christ, it has been a mighty long while! And just in time for me to actually be able to function on the internets it seems.

Hihi

Affirmative. Sgt. @Peregrinus is fit for duty. Would prefer to see more reviews on such a squeaky looking account, but back in the day, so few people reviewed, honestly.

I used NG log recently and apparently 6 reviews were deleted in the 10 years. I should get back into it. Apparently 500+ posts were also blammed from existence.

Seconded, @Peregrinus! It's been ages. You might remember me as Andrea364.

I feel bad for saying "vaguely". I haven't really gone back to read the nightmare that is '10 years ago' my post history.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-24 20:06:26


At 2/24/18 04:53 PM, Jackho wrote: Does anyone know wtf this actually is or why it keeps getting uploaded? Is it meant to be interactive?

You can click (a whole bunch) on the character, but I'm getting tired of these quick resubmissions without much changed. If he submits again soon, I'll address it then.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-26 01:05:51


At 2/24/18 07:43 PM, Peregrinus wrote: I used NG log recently and apparently 6 reviews were deleted in the 10 years. I should get back into it. Apparently 500+ posts were also blammed from existence.

If it makes you feel better, it's less likely that forum mods went through your earlier post history and more likely that those 500 or so posts were in topics started by users who later deleted their accounts. I lost a little over that not too many months ago. Asked @NekoMika, and that was her first guess.

I feel bad for saying "vaguely". I haven't really gone back to read the nightmare that is '10 years ago' my post history.

Bah, don't be shy. Honestly, the most I remember these days is your name and your general overall demeanor, haha. I was 13 going on 30, it's been a decade since, and my memory is terrible!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-26 07:16:35


At 2/26/18 01:05 AM, ADR3-N wrote: If it makes you feel better, it's less likely that forum mods went through your earlier post history and more likely that those 500 or so posts were in topics started by users who later deleted their accounts. I lost a little over that not too many months ago.

I took a trip down memory lane. Turns out the NGPD itself is gone, I just thought it was super inactive. That would account for most of it.

Bah, don't be shy. Honestly, the most I remember these days is your name and your general overall demeanor, haha. I was 13 going on 30, it's been a decade since, and my memory is terrible!

Same, apparently I have limited long-term storage.

Commander @byteslinger, whenever you're ready -- the goat, the nipple clamps, and the midget van are rearing to go!

NOW things are getting interesting. I see that EGB mascot PFC Chunks the Goat is still around.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-26 17:56:22


If I see one more "animator vs. animation" I'm gonna do a spree


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-26 18:06:59


At 2/26/18 05:56 PM, Jackho wrote: If I see one more "animator vs. animation" I'm gonna do a spree

Same dude's been transferring their stuff off youtube for the past few days. Day one was "ok", day 2 was "oh no he's doing them all".

So long as they're actually his, meh.

I've noticed a lot of games where they load part of the frame in and don't size properly. I'm guessing that's the creator program being weird. There also seems to be a lot of "look at my arts pls" submissions (timelapse drawing done in fraps).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-26 18:30:28


At 2/26/18 06:06 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 2/26/18 05:56 PM, Jackho wrote: If I see one more "animator vs. animation" I'm gonna do a spree

V0te how5v5r y0u like.


Same dude's been transferring their stuff off youtube for the past few days. Day one was "ok", day 2 was "oh no he's doing them all".

yay.


So long as they're actually his, meh.

And, that's the important thing.


I've noticed a lot of games where they load part of the frame in and don't size properly. I'm guessing that's the creator program being weird.

If they don't work right, v0te until they d0; y'know? It's usually developer error; ie, kids who got a free download and have to spew every creation, er, I mean 'game' onto the Portal cuz they can. If user have games that work and users have games that are screwy and they use the same program, who's error is it?

There also seems to be a lot of "look at my arts pls" submissions (timelapse drawing done in fraps).

These are allowed, and sometimes, they're actually pretty cool and offer insight into how their images look like that and mine don't, y'know?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-26 21:01:34


* * * O F F I C I A L __ E L I T E __ G U A R D __ M E M O R A N D U M * * *

TO : All members of the EGB
FROM : CBO EGSC byteslinger
DATE : 26-Feb-2018
RE: Reinstatement of Sgt. First Class @Peregrinus to ACTIVE DUTY

It is my honor and privilege to announce that SFC Peregrinus is now back on active duty here in the barracks. He was one of the original members years ago, and before that, an active member of the now disbanded NGPD. With over 12 years experience here in Newgrounds, he will definitely prove to be a valuable asset to our cause. Please join me in welcoming him back to the front lines!

*SALUTES*

Of course, we will need to celebrate with the obligatory "new member greeting" event:

- Sgt @ADR3-N , please make sure Chunky the Goat is cleaned and well groomed. The last time she wasn't as clean as we thought, and who knew how tough it was to kill body lice caught from a goat?

- Sgt Major @Jackho - Call up that midget dominatrix trio, and tell them to get those leather stirrups ready!

- General @Guthrie - You'll need to tear yourself away from the screen for a few minutes and make sure that the van is fueled up, the license plates are covered in mud, and the extra duffel bags are in the back

- Commander @Decky - You're on small power tool and electric nipple clamp detail. Please confirm operations on SC @Jolly - that should wake him up!

- SC @Big-Boss - Make sure our "cabin in the woods" is free from unwanted animals (as opposed to the ones we bring there in the van) and that the generator has enough fuel to run the night.

- SC @Asandir - You're on food detail. Bring the requisite libations along with the microwave - ready chicken nuggets and Hot Pocket minis

- SC @Exedor - You get to drive the van. Wear your black Ninjago outfit, and don't forget your face mask this time!!!

- SC @GameJunkie - Make sure our lawyer is at the ready and the bail money is readily available, in case this ends up like, well, most of our previous "parties".

Time and date will be determined at random - not knowing when it's coming is half the fun!

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As you were...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2018-02-26 21:50:54


At 2/26/18 06:30 PM, Exedor wrote: V0te how5v5r y0u like.

;)

If they don't work right, v0te until they d0; y'know? It's usually developer error; ie, kids who got a free download and have to spew every creation, er, I mean 'game' onto the Portal cuz they can. If user have games that work and users have games that are screwy and they use the same program, who's error is it?

Yeah, sometimes if the art is good I give some credit for that. But I shouldn't have to tinker with browser settings (or restart my computer, as one author suggested in info).

These are allowed, and sometimes, they're actually pretty cool and offer insight into how their images look like that and mine don't, y'know?

I get the need to plug a Patreon now and again. So far the ones I've seen are decent art with some background music to be interesting.

At 2/26/18 09:01 PM, byteslinger wrote: It is my honor and privilege to announce that SFC Peregrinus is now back on active duty here in the barracks. He was one of the original members years ago, and before that, an active member of the now disbanded NGPD. With over 12 years experience here in Newgrounds, he will definitely prove to be a valuable asset to our cause. Please join me in welcoming him back to the front lines!

Thank you for having me back. I hope I can continue to contribute to NG and the EGB.

Of course, we will need to celebrate with the obligatory "new member greeting" event
Time and date will be determined at random - not knowing when it's coming is half the fun!

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

As you were...

*Nervous shifting*

Hello to everyone who was tagged who I haven't interacted with yet. Its good to see people are still active protecting the portal.

Man, I missed a lot of changes.

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