The cake is a liar!

The cake is a liar!
Dude stealing Furby games. You're about 20 years off track, bud.
Unpublished Submission
Original:
A shovelware game from NsrGames.com:
all those deleted speedpaints in the obituaries, it's beautiful
At 12/7/17 01:31 PM, jonthomson wrote: all those deleted speedpaints in the obituaries, it's beautiful
Speedpaints should all be given a nice round number?
At 12/7/17 02:00 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:At 12/7/17 01:31 PM, jonthomson wrote: all those deleted speedpaints in the obituaries, it's beautifulSpeedpaints should all be given a nice round number?
I've always thought that they didn't belong in The Portal.
At 12/7/17 02:08 PM, Decky wrote:At 12/7/17 02:00 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:I've always thought that they didn't belong in The Portal.At 12/7/17 01:31 PM, jonthomson wrote: all those deleted speedpaints in the obituaries, it's beautifulSpeedpaints should all be given a nice round number?
This is news to me. I figured some were okay, and some were trash?
At 12/7/17 02:14 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
all those deleted speedpaints in the obituaries, it's beautiful
Someone's accnt(s) got deleted.
Speedpaints should all be given a nice round number?
Not exactly....
I've always thought that they didn't belong in The Portal.This is news to me. I figured some were okay, and some were trash?
It's not news, because it's not a thing. Speedpaints are allowed. However, it's up to you what you want to vote on them. Obviously, all are not the same. Some are WTF?1 Awesome!!, and then there are the WTF?! (NSFW) ones that should almost be removed.
At 12/7/17 02:14 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:At 12/7/17 02:08 PM, Decky wrote: I've always thought that they didn't belong in The Portal.This is news to me. I figured some were okay, and some were trash?
I'm p sure Decky didn't mean that they're against the rules, just that he personally doesn't think they belong. I would agree with that, I get that they're not really out of place on NG but it just feels wrong to have them alongside proper animation submissions and sometimes getting trophies in their place.
I can't logically argue that they don't belong, but imo the Portal's overall quality and effort is diluted by having them.
At 12/7/17 02:55 PM, Exedor wrote: It's not news, because it's not a thing. Speedpaints are allowed. However, it's up to you what you want to vote on them. Obviously, all are not the same. Some are WTF?1 Awesome!!, and then there are the WTF?! (NSFW) ones that should almost be removed.
I thought that I was correct. Thanks for clearing that up. :)
Speedpaints should all be judged fairly. Some will be good and others not so much.
Slideshow format:
Unpublished Submission
And this belongs more in the Art Portal:
Here's a Nintendo lawsuit waiting to happen :
Unpublished Submission
Plenty of Super Mario Bros (NES) assets, and it's not even subtle.
Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D
At 12/15/17 01:28 PM, CoolCatDaddio wrote: I dont know if this is the right place...
but I just want to say to whoever the mod it was that deleted MeowPew's obnoxious posts
Who is that, and why were the posts deleted?
At 12/15/17 05:30 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Who is that, and why were the posts deleted?
Who it is & why the posts were deleted do not concern you.
Please refrain from +1 posting in the Barracks.
You may get away with it in the other Forums but not here.
Although this is David Firth, it's 100% copyrighted footage from Michael Jackson's videos, and has no animation.
Unpublished Submission
At 12/16/17 03:29 AM, cobra1 wrote: Although this is David Firth, it's 100% copyrighted footage from Michael Jackson's videos, and has no animation.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/703622
Tom said it's to be left alone for now, so we shall leave it alone for now.
Good morning everyone.
I don't have much to say, I just wanted to say hi and comment on the huge amount of submissions in the past 12 hours or so that were complete garbage. I think I voted to blam around 85% of them and it brought me a big wave of nostalgia.
I hope you're all doing well!
At 12/15/17 01:28 PM, CoolCatDaddio wrote: I dont know if this is the right place...
but I just want to say to whoever the mod it was that deleted MeowPew's obnoxious posts
THANK YOU!! from the bottom of my heart
Omg hahaha. I'm confusing my signature with photos, thank you for showing me. If you had not done that, I would continue to this day. XD
THK hahaha <3
At 12/16/17 07:34 AM, gamejunkie wrote:Although this is David Firth, it's 100% copyrightedTom said it's to be left alone for now, so we shall leave it alone for now.
Wow that guy still doing that same crap over these years damn
~X~
At 12/24/17 11:26 PM, Jackho wrote: Merry Christmas to all my EGB fambos
It's early Christmas morning, and as I head off to sleep for a few hours until my nephews and nieces wake up to what they know as the wonder of Christmas morning, I just wanted to say Merry Christmas to everyone here. Out of all the gifts someone can recieve, the gifts of friendship and comadarie are priceless. Thank you all for being part of my online family, and I wish that all of you, and all your family and friends, find peace and happiness this holiday season. The best things you can get for Christmas aren't things at all; it's friendship and family and love. I may not have a lot of money in the bank, but I am blessed with riches no one can buy - or take from me.
"...and he exclaimed as he sailed out of sight, Happy Christmas to all, and to all, a good night!"
Another nintendo (and other companies) lawsuit waiting to happen :
Unpublished Submission
Also @byteslinger
Merry Christmas to you and everyone on the EGB (or happy whatever you mates celebrate).
Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D
There's a lot of blam fodder in the portal right now. School holidays in full effect I guess.
Probable theft here.
Unpublished Submission
Original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkqP3dcc6bY
Original video is four years old, usernames don't match. He's got a stolen song on his account too.
At 12/28/17 02:08 PM, Jackho wrote: Probable theft here.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/704240
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkqP3dcc6bY
I saw that a second ago. Song you reported to the AP cleanup is gone now though. ;)
Merry late Christmas to everyone. Another year gone by!
PSA: @Porter has had a car accident and needs your help! See news!
Music producer freebies here -- ALL my big sample projects are FREE!
audio critique & commissions. Catch me on YT!
At 12/28/17 02:08 PM, Jackho wrote: Probable theft here.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/704240
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkqP3dcc6bY
Original video is four years old, usernames don't match. He's got a stolen song on his account too.
Removed. Thanks for the report.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
Happy New Year 2018!
2017 was an interesting year for all of us. Here in the Barracks, we did some much-needed housecleaning; inactive members were dropped off the active duty roster, and many of those active were promoted into Officer positions. Every month we see that all members have some activity, each contributing to the greater good that is Newgrounds. Our proud tradition of leading by example and being the first line of defense against those who flaunt the rules, break laws and are otherwise unwanted continues to set high standards, and it all makes me very proud and very honored to be part of it all.
We are fortunate that most of our members are Mods (EGSC @Asandir, EGSC @Big-Boss, Cmdr. @ Decky, EGSC @Exedor, EGSC @GameJunkie, EGSC @Jolly, Sgt. @ADR3-N , Sgt FC @ZJ and yours truly) which empowers us to act quickly on rule-breaking entries and keep in constant contact with Tom when hard decisions need to be made.
Overall, 2017 did bring out the best in us, and I hope that 2018 is even better still. You're all great people, and it is a privilege to be part of the EGB family. *Salutes*
Barracks Roster as of January 1st, 2018:
Milestones::
@byteslinger - 125K saves, 141K total B/P
@Guthrie - 19K saves, 22K total B/P
@Jackho - 9K total B/P
The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 141,717 | 1,035 | 33.39 | B | +015.00 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 3 | D
02) 85,334 | 0,153 | 04.94 | D | -018.62 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 3 | D
03) 67,485 | 0,035 | 01.13 | D | -050.00 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 62,533 | 0,098 | 03.16 | D | -027.41 | Exedor Sup. Commander | 2 | D
05) 44,714 | 0,131 | 04.23 | D | -007.75 | Asandir Sup. Commander | 0 | F
06) 35,626 | 0,247 | 07.97 | C | -014.53 | Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 1 | D
07) 34,567 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Fro Sup. Commander | 0 | F
08) 27,896 | 0,038 | 01.23 | D | +192.31 | Decky Commander | 1 | D
09) 22,948 | 1,202 | 38.77 | B | +013.18 | Guthrie Lt. General +1 | 9 | C
10) 21,873 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Lizzardis Lt. General -1 | 0 | F
11) 9,170 | 0,204 | 06.58 | C | +054.55 | Jackho Sgt. First Class | 4 | D
12) 8,400 | 0,033 | 01.06 | D | +135.71 | ZJ Sgt. First Class | 0 | F
13) 6,358 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
14) 5,711 | 0,025 | 00.81 | D | +127.27 | ADR3-N Sergeant | 2 | D
Top 5 Gainers::
@Guthrie - 1,202 (37.55% of total)
@byteslinger - 1,035 (32.33% of total)
@Big-Boss - 247 (7.72% of total)
@Jackho - 204 (6.37% of total)
@GameJunkie - 153 (4.78% of total)
Top 5 users accounted for 88.75% of B/P points (2,841 total)
Top gainers, repeat appearances::
@byteslinger (59)
@Big-Boss (49)
@Guthrie (7)
@GameJunkie (4)
Total gain for month: 3,201 (11 Active Members)
That's 103.26 per day, or 9.39 per day per active member.
At 1/1/18 03:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: being the first line of defense against those who flaunt the rules, break laws and are otherwise unwanted continues to set high standards, and it all makes me very proud and very honored to be part of it all.
Ooo, roster. Happy New Year, Squad Fam. 2018 is pretty alright so far, now we just have to maintain this level of good for another 364 days and we should be fine.
We are fortunate that most of our members are Mods (EGSC @Asandir, EGSC @Big-Boss, Cmdr. @ Decky, EGSC @Exedor, EGSC @GameJunkie, EGSC @Jolly, Sgt. @ADR3-N , Sgt FC @ZJ and yours truly)
And then there's me and @Guthrie just hanging out. Feels weird that non-mods are now the minority of the group, but goes to show the standard of users that make it into the EGB.
You're all great people, and it is a privilege to be part of the EGB family. *Salutes*
*blushes*
The Roster:
09) 22,948 | 1,202 | 38.77 | B | +013.18 | Guthrie Lt. General +1 | 9 | C
10) 21,873 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Lizzardis Lt. General -1 | 0 | F
11) 9,170 | 0,204 | 06.58 | C | +054.55 | Jackho Sgt. First Class | 4 | D
That's one hell of a power gap. And to think Guthrie wasn't even that far ahead of me when he first joined, and that was only around Summer this year. In about six months he's gained almost as much B/P as I've accumulated across my entire account's lifespan. Well done, friendo.