Are this games working for you mates ?
This one gives me a black game area, with a gray button that does nothing :
This one gives me just the black game area, nothing happens :
Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D
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At 8/30/17 05:06 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Are this games working for you mates ?
This one gives me a black game area, with a gray button that does nothing :
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698633
Doesn't work for me. I get the same thing.
This one gives me just the black game area, nothing happens :
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698635
This one works for me.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 8/30/17 09:50 AM, Big-Boss wrote:At 8/30/17 05:06 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Are this games working for you mates ?Doesn't work for me. I get the same thing.
This one gives me a black game area, with a gray button that does nothing :
It works for me. However, the bars are black and the background is dark grey so you can't see hardly anything. I'm hoping for a blam.
This one gives me just the black game area, nothing happens :This one works for me.
Me too, although, it has the same level of effort and noobness as the other. The dots are small boring squares, and the play area is overly large, so the squares get lost. Both are probably straight out of a tutorial and should get blammed.
This submission makes my browser crash. Anyone else have this problem?
At 8/30/17 03:54 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: This submission makes my browser crash. Anyone else have this problem?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698677
The submission just stops doing anything for me
The cake is a liar!
Pretty much the same as his older submission, just with a new title and links to mobile versions on the splash screen:
Seems to load faster though, so maybe also some performance tweaks.
Should've updated the older sub instead, but as it is, the older one is now redundant I guess.
Also, another stolen re-post by @PokemonLand:
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Unpublished Submission
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Building Rush 2
by BarbarianGamesThe new city is under construction, and it's your chance to make some money.
Perhaps a friendly reminder that submitting ones favourite games isn't the point of this place might be in order...
At 8/30/17 12:26 PM, Exedor wrote:At 8/30/17 09:50 AM, Big-Boss wrote:It works for me. However, the bars are black and the background is dark grey so you can't see hardly anything. I'm hoping for a blam.At 8/30/17 05:06 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Are this games working for you mates ?Doesn't work for me. I get the same thing.
This one gives me a black game area, with a gray button that does nothing :
Me too, although, it has the same level of effort and noobness as the other. The dots are small boring squares, and the play area is overly large, so the squares get lost. Both are probably straight out of a tutorial and should get blammed.
This one gives me just the black game area, nothing happens :This one works for me.
I actually unpublished both of them because that's what we (including Tom) agreed on in the G/M Mod forum quite some time ago. Snake & Pong games that are at their absolute most basic are allowed to be unpublished & after seeing/playing both of them, they got the treatment.
At 8/28/17 10:46 AM, NekoMika wrote: http://dressup2girls.newgrounds.com/
Shovelware account
A game from there:
At 8/31/17 11:08 AM, MchectorII wrote:At 8/28/17 10:46 AM, NekoMika wrote: http://dressup2girls.newgrounds.com/A game from there:
Shovelware account
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698709
Gone, thanks for the report.
Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2017:
Greetings, All!
Summer is winding down, the nights are getting cooler, and the days grow shorter. Time marches on, and this old battleaxe ain't getting any younger...but that's okay, because I'm still having a blast here! Life is good.
Speaking of the good life, @Guthrie is now a Colonel. He's also slamming down b/p points like a pirate slams down shots of rum. Way to go! You'll be a Supreme Commander within a year at this rate, but don't let that get to your head.
Guthrie's also been very active on the forums, along with @Big-Boss and @Exedor and @Asandir. With so much shovelware and spam account action these days, keeping the portal clean is definitely a full-time job. Now that yours truly is a Game/Movie mod, I can appreciate all the additional work it takes to maintain the balance between acceptable and unacceptable material. With all the other mods here in the EGB (@ADR3-N, @Exedor, @Big-Boss, @gamejunkie, @Asandir, etc.) it's no wonder why we are called "The Elite Guard".
Other forums may come and go, but the EGB will always be around - because we will always be needed!
With that, let's continue on with the task at hand - September 1st's roster:
Milestones::
Big-Boss - 4K blams, 30K saves, 34K total B/P
byteslinger - 122K saves, 138K total B/P
Guthrie - 15K saves, 18K total B/P
Promotions::
Guthrie - Colonel
The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 138,094 | 0,977 | 31.52 | B | +000.72 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 7 | C
02) 84,557 | 0,184 | 05.94 | C | +048.39 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 3 | D
03) 67,217 | 0,088 | 02.84 | D | +166.67 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 61,863 | 0,343 | 11.06 | C | +022.50 | Exedor Sup. Commander | 23 | B
05) 44,232 | 0,161 | 05.19 | C | +000.63 | Asandir Sup. Commander | 8 | C
06) 34,421 | 0,873 | 28.16 | B | +088.15 | Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 19 | B
07) 27,793 | 0,008 | 00.26 | D | -076.47 | Decky Commander | 0 | F
08) 21,873 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Lizzardis Lt. General | 0 | F
09) 18,653 | 1,181 | 38.10 | B | +006.97 | Guthrie Colonel | 16 | B
10) 8,651 | 0,228 | 07.35 | C | -061.81 | Jackho Sgt. First Class | 5 | C
11) 8,248 | 0,030 | 00.97 | D | -064.71 | ZJ Sgt. First Class | 0 | F
12) 6,358 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
13) 5,583 | 0,033 | 01.06 | D | +026.92 | ADR3-N Sergeant | 5 | C
Top 5 Gainers::
Guthrie - 1,181 (28.76% of total)
byteslinger - 977 (23.79% of total)
Big-Boss - 873 (21.26% of total)
Exedor - 343 (8.35% of total)
Jackho - 228 (5.55% of total)
Top 5 users accounted for 87.73% of B/P points (3,602 total)
Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (55)
Big-Boss (45)
Exedor (7)
Guthrie (3)
Jackho (3)
Total gain for month: 4,106 (11 Active Members)
That's 132.45 per day, or 12.04 per day per active member.
Thank you all for a job well done, and a good month of fighting the good fight. It is always an honor to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with all of you as we work tirelessly to keep Newgrounds safe and fun for all.
*Salutes*
Great update @Byteslinger! Thanks for putting in the work!
I have to share this with everyone.
NsrGames forgot to switch accounts and submitted one of their shovelware room escape games on their Dressup2Girls account. I thought that was amusing, it's like they're not even trying anymore.
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Unpublished Submission
Are these guys even trying anymore? You may now facefloor spectacularly. All the way to Okachimachi.
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
Even if it has original animation on it, this one has a lot of movie footage on it.
Stuff owned by no others than Disney and Fox. Is it safe to allow this content :
Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D
At 9/3/17 06:23 AM, Lusin wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698852
Audio visualizer.
Dealt with.
At 9/3/17 09:59 AM, NekoMika wrote: That being said, how has everyone been doing as of late?
Work, work, work. The neverending cycle. I'm still suffering from the punchline of the educational system, that point where you get into your chosen career only to find out you now have to work fifty hours a week and the money's good only if you can find the time to spend it. That kind of sleep depriving crap.
To be fair, I can't complain. Yourself Neko?
This one seems more than just iffy to me
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Unpublished Submission
At 9/5/17 06:28 PM, Nimhster2 wrote: Garry's MOD Gameplay footage.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698924
It's movies like this that make us hate Gmod. However, they aren't considered rulebreaking or gameplay, so v0te to your heart's c0ntent.
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Unpublished Submission
Making icons for old submissions and I found an old empty game that the author meant to delete back in 2006.
At 9/7/17 10:14 AM, Fro wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/318688
Making icons for old submissions and I found an old empty game that the author meant to delete back in 2006.
It's gone now, indeed.
Elite gaurd privete Txc reporting for duty sir!
At 9/10/17 01:35 PM, Txc wrote: Elite gaurd privete Txc reporting for duty sir!
Hello, Txc! Thank you for reporting in.
This May, we instituted an ROTC program for the Elite Guard, which opens up membership to all users higher than the rank of Portal Security. You can read more about it here:
Seeing that your rank is Civilian, you have a bit of work to do until you can officially join, but keep at it and I'm sure you'll be there in no time. I look forward to seeing you in the ranks!
This is 95% gameplay footage :
Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D
Yo guys, this even says in the description it isn't theirs, any mod that can take it down?
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Unpublished Submission
Edit:
Looks like their Audio portal one is too.
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Unpublished Submission
At 9/13/17 02:02 AM, LexaHergon wrote: This is 95% gameplay footage :
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/699229
Yeah, I came across this and wasn't to sure :(
Submission consists entirely of footage from He-Man with some video editing, but no original content or animation.
Unedited clip from The Office
It's from a really funny episode, too!
Not sure if these fall under "not resubmitting without making noticeable improvements" since they all had passed judgment, but hardly any difference between them:
