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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-30 22:16:14


At 8/30/17 12:26 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 8/30/17 09:50 AM, Big-Boss wrote:
At 8/30/17 05:06 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Are this games working for you mates ?

This one gives me a black game area, with a gray button that does nothing :
Doesn't work for me. I get the same thing.
It works for me. However, the bars are black and the background is dark grey so you can't see hardly anything. I'm hoping for a blam.

This one gives me just the black game area, nothing happens :
This one works for me.
Me too, although, it has the same level of effort and noobness as the other. The dots are small boring squares, and the play area is overly large, so the squares get lost. Both are probably straight out of a tutorial and should get blammed.

I actually unpublished both of them because that's what we (including Tom) agreed on in the G/M Mod forum quite some time ago. Snake & Pong games that are at their absolute most basic are allowed to be unpublished & after seeing/playing both of them, they got the treatment.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-31 11:08:06


At 8/28/17 10:46 AM, NekoMika wrote: http://dressup2girls.newgrounds.com/
Shovelware account

A game from there:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-08-31 11:26:45


At 8/31/17 11:08 AM, MchectorII wrote:
At 8/28/17 10:46 AM, NekoMika wrote: http://dressup2girls.newgrounds.com/
Shovelware account
A game from there:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698709

Gone, thanks for the report.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-01 21:56:51


Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2017:

Greetings, All!

Summer is winding down, the nights are getting cooler, and the days grow shorter. Time marches on, and this old battleaxe ain't getting any younger...but that's okay, because I'm still having a blast here! Life is good.

Speaking of the good life, @Guthrie is now a Colonel. He's also slamming down b/p points like a pirate slams down shots of rum. Way to go! You'll be a Supreme Commander within a year at this rate, but don't let that get to your head.

Guthrie's also been very active on the forums, along with @Big-Boss and @Exedor and @Asandir. With so much shovelware and spam account action these days, keeping the portal clean is definitely a full-time job. Now that yours truly is a Game/Movie mod, I can appreciate all the additional work it takes to maintain the balance between acceptable and unacceptable material. With all the other mods here in the EGB (@ADR3-N, @Exedor, @Big-Boss, @gamejunkie, @Asandir, etc.) it's no wonder why we are called "The Elite Guard".

Other forums may come and go, but the EGB will always be around - because we will always be needed!

With that, let's continue on with the task at hand - September 1st's roster:

Milestones::
Big-Boss - 4K blams, 30K saves, 34K total B/P
byteslinger - 122K saves, 138K total B/P
Guthrie - 15K saves, 18K total B/P

Promotions::
Guthrie - Colonel

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 138,094 | 0,977 | 31.52 | B | +000.72 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 7 | C
02) 84,557 | 0,184 | 05.94 | C | +048.39 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 3 | D
03) 67,217 | 0,088 | 02.84 | D | +166.67 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 61,863 | 0,343 | 11.06 | C | +022.50 | Exedor Sup. Commander | 23 | B
05) 44,232 | 0,161 | 05.19 | C | +000.63 | Asandir Sup. Commander | 8 | C
06) 34,421 | 0,873 | 28.16 | B | +088.15 | Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 19 | B
07) 27,793 | 0,008 | 00.26 | D | -076.47 | Decky Commander | 0 | F
08) 21,873 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Lizzardis Lt. General | 0 | F
09) 18,653 | 1,181 | 38.10 | B | +006.97 | Guthrie Colonel | 16 | B
10) 8,651 | 0,228 | 07.35 | C | -061.81 | Jackho Sgt. First Class | 5 | C
11) 8,248 | 0,030 | 00.97 | D | -064.71 | ZJ Sgt. First Class | 0 | F
12) 6,358 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
13) 5,583 | 0,033 | 01.06 | D | +026.92 | ADR3-N Sergeant | 5 | C

Top 5 Gainers::
Guthrie - 1,181 (28.76% of total)
byteslinger - 977 (23.79% of total)
Big-Boss - 873 (21.26% of total)
Exedor - 343 (8.35% of total)
Jackho - 228 (5.55% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 87.73% of B/P points (3,602 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (55)
Big-Boss (45)
Exedor (7)
Guthrie (3)
Jackho (3)

Total gain for month: 4,106 (11 Active Members)

That's 132.45 per day, or 12.04 per day per active member.

Thank you all for a job well done, and a good month of fighting the good fight. It is always an honor to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with all of you as we work tirelessly to keep Newgrounds safe and fun for all.

*Salutes*


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-02 10:43:25


Great update @Byteslinger! Thanks for putting in the work!

I have to share this with everyone.

NsrGames forgot to switch accounts and submitted one of their shovelware room escape games on their Dressup2Girls account. I thought that was amusing, it's like they're not even trying anymore.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-02 21:04:07 (edited 2017-09-02 21:05:56)


Are these guys even trying anymore? You may now facefloor spectacularly. All the way to Okachimachi.


PU PI PI PU PI PIII

PU PI PI PU PI PIII

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-03 05:04:07


Even if it has original animation on it, this one has a lot of movie footage on it.

Stuff owned by no others than Disney and Fox. Is it safe to allow this content :


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-03 06:23:56


Audio visualizer.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-03 07:09:46


At 9/3/17 06:23 AM, Lusin wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698852
Audio visualizer.

Dealt with.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-03 10:05:22


At 9/3/17 09:59 AM, NekoMika wrote: That being said, how has everyone been doing as of late?

Work, work, work. The neverending cycle. I'm still suffering from the punchline of the educational system, that point where you get into your chosen career only to find out you now have to work fifty hours a week and the money's good only if you can find the time to spend it. That kind of sleep depriving crap.

To be fair, I can't complain. Yourself Neko?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-03 10:27:12


This one seems more than just iffy to me

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-05 18:28:05


Garry's MOD Gameplay footage.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-06 02:29:27


At 9/5/17 06:28 PM, Nimhster2 wrote: Garry's MOD Gameplay footage.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698924

It's movies like this that make us hate Gmod. However, they aren't considered rulebreaking or gameplay, so v0te to your heart's c0ntent.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-07 10:14:15


Making icons for old submissions and I found an old empty game that the author meant to delete back in 2006.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-07 10:35:18


At 9/7/17 10:14 AM, Fro wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/318688
Making icons for old submissions and I found an old empty game that the author meant to delete back in 2006.

It's gone now, indeed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-10 13:35:56


Elite gaurd privete Txc reporting for duty sir!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-10 13:41:54


At 9/10/17 01:35 PM, Txc wrote: Elite gaurd privete Txc reporting for duty sir!

Hello, Txc! Thank you for reporting in.

This May, we instituted an ROTC program for the Elite Guard, which opens up membership to all users higher than the rank of Portal Security. You can read more about it here:

The Elite Guard ROTC Program

Seeing that your rank is Civilian, you have a bit of work to do until you can officially join, but keep at it and I'm sure you'll be there in no time. I look forward to seeing you in the ranks!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-13 02:02:23



Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-15 20:32:44 (edited 2017-09-15 20:33:43)


Yo guys, this even says in the description it isn't theirs, any mod that can take it down?

Edit:

Looks like their Audio portal one is too.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-17 17:57:56 (edited 2017-09-17 18:06:47)


Submission consists entirely of footage from He-Man with some video editing, but no original content or animation.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-17 21:56:50


Unedited clip from The Office

It's from a really funny episode, too!

http://theoffice.wikia.com/wiki/Frame_Toby

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-19 07:14:10


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-19 10:39:35 (edited 2017-09-19 10:44:54)


Shovelware games from ajaxgames.com:

And NsrEscapeGames.com and dressup2girls.com:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-19 13:10:58


At 9/19/17 10:39 AM, MchectorII wrote: Shovelware games from ajaxgames.com:
At 9/19/17 09:37 AM, GUTHRIE wrote: Shovelware!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/699504

All gone now, thanks for the reports.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-20 12:01:07


At 9/19/17 01:10 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 9/19/17 10:39 AM, MchectorII wrote: Shovelware games from ajaxgames.com:
At 9/19/17 09:37 AM, GUTHRIE wrote: Shovelware!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/699504
All gone now, thanks for the reports.

Anytime!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-20 14:06:19


weeoo weeoo probable theft coming thru

Original uploaded in 2013:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZJELfSeTD8

The NG uploader's description links to an entirely separate YT channel

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-20 15:03:02


So do old member automatically get reinstated or do we have to go through the rigorous training again? I may be getting too old for that.

Does the seem broken to anyone else? It seems that it was something you made from preset variables on the website listed on the loading screen on the flash, but the website itself no longer exists making this submission completely unplayable.

.

At 9/12/17 06:24 PM, NekoMika wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/451968
Surprised this has been up for as long as it has been, badly edited game file. It is just a scene from a much older flash game called The House. I recall the game well but cannot seem to find it.

Here's another user for me to make icons for! Added them to the list.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-20 15:53:34


At 9/20/17 03:26 PM, NekoMika wrote:
At 9/20/17 03:03 PM, Fro wrote:
At 9/12/17 06:24 PM, NekoMika wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/451968
Surprised this has been up for as long as it has been, badly edited game file. It is just a scene from a much older flash game called The House. I recall the game well but cannot seem to find it.
Here's another user for me to make icons for! Added them to the list.
I was hoping for that one particular submission to get removed... @Asandir @Big-Boss

Well, it seems the author hasn't been on Newgrounds in years. I was going to message them and ask to provide proof that they had permission to submit the game here, but there's no point. It was submitted so many years ago. Plus, I doubt they ever were given permission in the first place.

I'm removing it now.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-09-21 09:30:27


KOMMANDANT BADAZZ WILL TRY HIS BEST TO HELP OUT!