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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-22 22:47:46


Hello, I seem to have earned myself an ugly 'garbage' whistle. I was wondering how I can change this?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-22 23:18:36


At 6/22/17 09:52 PM, byteslinger wrote: And I'm your... older sister?

LOL that's so cute. You know I turned 50 not so long ago right? I think younger sister most likely.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-22 23:23:19


At 6/22/17 10:47 PM, DJ-CJ-Doty wrote: Hello, I seem to have earned myself an ugly 'garbage' whistle. I was wondering how I can change this?

Everything you need to know is right here. http://www.newgrounds.com/wiki/help-information/user-accounts/whistle-status

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-23 01:10:07


At 6/22/17 09:52 PM, byteslinger wrote: Yes, it stung a bit here, too. Somewhere around the left butt cheek.

Gamejunkie's the left hand, Deffy's the right. Now, everyone knows my place too. x3

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-23 09:19:22


At 6/22/17 11:18 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 6/22/17 09:52 PM, byteslinger wrote: And I'm your... older sister?
LOL that's so cute. You know I turned 50 not so long ago right? I think younger sister most likely.

A woman never reveals her age, and I appreciate the compliment. Just glad it was never a "Luke and Leia" thing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-23 09:22:01


At 6/23/17 01:10 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 6/22/17 09:52 PM, byteslinger wrote: Yes, it stung a bit here, too. Somewhere around the left butt cheek.
Gamejunkie's the left hand, Deffy's the right. Now, everyone knows my place too. x3

Aww, Exxy... you're important, too. You could be my spleen, or kidney, maybe even a lung!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-24 02:09:05


At 6/23/17 09:22 AM, byteslinger wrote:
Yes, around the left butt cheek.
You could be my spleen, or kidney, maybe even a lung!

Nah, I'd rather continue being a pain in your ass. :3

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-24 03:46:13


At 6/22/17 10:47 PM, DJ-CJ-Doty wrote: Hello, I seem to have earned myself an ugly 'garbage' whistle. I was wondering how I can change this?

they're not going to help you with that


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-24 04:08:26


At 6/24/17 03:46 AM, Dangerous-D wrote:
At 6/22/17 10:47 PM, DJ-CJ-Doty wrote: Hello, I seem to have earned myself an ugly 'garbage' whistle. I was wondering how I can change this?
they're not going to help you with that

A bit late on that one, bud. Looks like someone already tossed him a link.

You can sour puss all you want about not getting accepted into the EGB/ROTC program, but it won't do any good. You've been told what would change everyone's minds, yet you continue to give us reasons to shut the doors and plug your ears when anyone explains the reasons why. No one likes a sore loser, especially not one who would rather complain than fix one tiny problem, and making an ass of yourself in the process is only going to get you in trouble with moderators. If you haven't been paying attention, this thread is full of them.

Don't play dense. If you don't want to shape up, ship out. No point harassing people.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-24 04:14:35 (edited 2017-06-24 04:15:37)


At 6/24/17 04:08 AM, EDM364 wrote:
Don't play dense. If you don't want to shape up, ship out. No point harassing people.

funny I wasn't asking about joining


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-24 10:11:31


OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM - ELITE GUARD BARRACKS COMMUNICATIONS

From: CBO EGSC ByteSlinger

To: ALL BARRACKS PERSONNEL

Date:24-June-2017

RE: Reactivation of Lt. General @Lizzardis

I am pleased to announce that our old friend and comrade at arms, Lt. General Lizzardis, is now an active member of the Elite Guard Barracks once again. I've known this young man for many years, and it will be a pleasure having him back at the front lines.

Please join me in welcoming him back to the Elite Guard!

*HUZZAH* *HUZZAH* *HUZZAH*

Note to RECO @EDM364 - Due to his protracted absence, he will have to undergo the initiation ceremony again. Please remember to tell the pick-up crew that he needs to be blindfolded *BEFORE* they toss him into the back of the van - for insurance purposes. Also, make sure they give those toys and tools a good wipe-down before they use them - don't want him to catch anything that penicillin can't cure.

As you were.!

*SALUTES*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-24 10:13:07


At 6/24/17 08:22 AM, NekoMika wrote:
At 6/24/17 04:14 AM, Dangerous-D wrote:
At 6/24/17 04:08 AM, EDM364 wrote:
Don't play dense. If you don't want to shape up, ship out. No point harassing people.
funny I wasn't asking about joining
Posting here to be sour towards others or telling other users they will never be accepted or allowed to join is not ok. If you are only going to bother others with negativity, please do not post in this thread, thanks.

Sounds like the ban hammers are warming up. Can't say we didn't warn him. Thank you, @NekoMika


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-24 14:50:55


At 6/24/17 08:22 AM, NekoMika wrote: Posting here to be sour towards others or telling other users they will never be accepted or allowed to join is not ok. If you are only going to bother others with negativity, please do not post in this thread, thanks.

I only posted that he wasn't going to get the help, you completely misworded what I said


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-25 01:25:22


At 6/24/17 02:50 PM, Dangerous-D wrote:
At 6/24/17 08:22 AM, NekoMika wrote: Posting here to be sour towards others or telling other users they will never be accepted or allowed to join is not ok. If you are only going to bother others with negativity, please do not post in this thread, thanks.
I only posted that he wasn't going to get the help, you completely misworded what I said

Yeah well you shouldn't have posted it at all because I had already replied to the original post with a link to help the person out & all within 23 minutes of his post. So tell me now then, just exactly how weren't we going to help him??

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-25 19:51:22


At 6/25/17 01:25 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Yeah well you shouldn't have posted it at all because I had already replied to the original post with a link to help the person out & all within 23 minutes of his post. So tell me now then, just exactly how weren't we going to help him??

Don't bother. There's no point having a flame war over one sour grape, and the more you egg him on, the more annoyed everyone is going to be. There's the old saying, "Don't feed the troll!"

On another note, where is @Lizzardis? I've been waiting with 8 blindfolded midgets, whipped cream, power tools, the ceremonial goat, and one pristine beer pong set a-clacking for over 12 hours! And on yet another note, I'm back from work. Now I've just got to finish judging for the NGADM audition round and it'll be back to the Portals.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-25 21:47:10


A meme video made with scenes taken from a television programme:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-25 22:07:42


At 6/25/17 09:47 PM, MchectorII wrote: A meme video made with scenes taken from a television programme:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/695517

Taken care of thanks for the report.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-25 23:19:39


At 6/25/17 10:07 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 6/25/17 09:47 PM, MchectorII wrote: A meme video made with scenes taken from a television programme:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/695517
Taken care of thanks for the report.

No prob!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-26 14:31:04


For EGB Flaggers & Portal Mods.

So I just unpublished the original of this (see below) because it had usable but uncredited music. I PM'd the Author about it & he re-submitted it with Audio credits so please don't flag it (flaggers) or unpublish it (mods).

It probably wont pass judgement but at least the Author was cool about the issue & took care of it hastily.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-27 09:27:18


AMV consisting of footage from the anime 'Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash' and the song 'Remember the Name' by Fort Minor:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-28 03:07:24 (edited 2017-06-28 03:08:07)


This one got blammed yesterday :

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/695570

Resubmitted today :


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-28 03:16:46


At 6/28/17 03:07 AM, LexaHergon wrote: This one got blammed yesterday :
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/695570 Resubmitted today :
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/695614

Guess you could say I got rid off that .... shit.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-29 12:47:27


Flappy clone.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-29 21:52:14


A shovelware game:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-29 22:03:59


At 6/29/17 09:52 PM, MchectorII wrote: A shovelware game:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/695721

Which was also stolen: http://www.gamesforgirlz.net/game/11363/Talking-Angela-Bathing

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-29 22:04:59


At 6/29/17 10:03 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 6/29/17 09:52 PM, MchectorII wrote: A shovelware game:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/695721
Which was also stolen: http://www.gamesforgirlz.net/game/11363/Talking-Angela-Bathing

Removed.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-06-30 10:59:31 (edited 2017-06-30 11:00:19)


Is Nsrgames a shovelware account?I found out that all of its games got removed.

Here's one of its games:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-01 10:20:34


Barracks Roster as of July 1st, 2017:

Greetings, all!

June was a good month for the Barracks - Lt. General @Lizzardis rejoined the ranks of active members, and our newest recruit, @Guthrie , is blazing away and has earned a promotion to Major.

Add to that the fine work of @Deftonesfan665, @Exedor, @GameJunkie, @Decky and all the others who've been knocking down the garbage as fast as it comes in, and we've really had a strong month. Job well done, comrades, well done indeed! *Salutes*

With all that activity there were a lot of member milestones reached as well - a testament to all the time devoted to keeping Newgrounds safe for humanity! Most impressive was that @Guthrie landed the most BP points in June - even more than yours truly. Finally, we have someone in the Barracks who spends less time outside than I do!

Thank you all for a fine month; keep up the great work, and enjoy your summer anyway you can!

Milestones::
byteslinger - 120K saves, 136K total B/P
DefTonesFan665 - 29K saves, 33K total B/P
Exedor - 61K total B/P
GameJunkie - 58K saves
Guthrie - 3K blams, 13K saves, 16K total B/P

Promotions::
Guthrie - Major

Returned to Active Duty::
Lizzardis

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 136,147 | 1,028 | 34.27 | B | -004.10 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 8 | C
02) 84,249 | 0,118 | 03.93 | D | -045.12 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 7 | C
03) 67,096 | 0,056 | 01.87 | D | -036.36 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 61,240 | 0,273 | 09.10 | C | +008.33 | Exedor Sup. Commander | 15 | B
05) 43,911 | 0,129 | 04.30 | D | -024.56 | Asandir Sup. Commander | 1 | D
06) 33,084 | 0,367 | 12.23 | C | -003.42 | DefTonesFan665 Sup. Commander | 8 | C
07) 27,751 | 0,015 | 00.50 | D | -081.71 | Decky Commander | 2 | D
08) 21,873 | 0,015 | 00.50 | --- | -081.71 | Lizzardis Lt. General NEW | --- | ---
09) 16,368 | 1,102 | 36.73 | B | +000.00 | Guthrie Major -1 | 12 | C
10) 8,133 | 0,067 | 02.23 | D | +052.27 | ZJ Sgt. First Class -1 | 0 | F
11) 7,826 | 0,133 | 04.43 | D | +030.39 | Jackho Master Sergeant -1 | 3 | D
12) 6,358 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant -1 | 0 | F
13) 5,524 | 0,023 | 00.77 | D | -023.33 | EDM364 Sergeant -1 | 8 | C

Top 5 Gainers::
Guthrie - 1,102 (33.28% of total)
byteslinger - 1,028 (31.05% of total)
DefTonesFan665 - 367 (11.08% of total)
Exedor - 273 (8.25% of total)
Jackho - 133 (4.02% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 87.68% of B/P points (2,903 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (53)
DefTonesFan665 (43)
Exedor (5)

Total gain for month: 3,311 (11 Active Members)

That's 110.37 per day, or 10.03 per day per active member.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-01 13:09:13


At 6/30/17 10:59 AM, MchectorII wrote: Is Nsrgames a shovelware account?I found out that all of its games got removed.

Here's one of its games:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/695740

Yes. I can put them all back up if you'd like.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-07-01 23:58:37 (edited 2017-07-02 00:02:45)


At 7/1/17 01:09 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 6/30/17 10:59 AM, MchectorII wrote: Is Nsrgames a shovelware account?I found out that all of its games got removed.

Here's one of its games:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/695740
Yes. I can put them all back up if you'd like.

It's alright but you can actually do that?Gee,I thought being removed meant it's permanent.