Barracks Roster as of June 1st, 2017:

It's been a busy month around here at the Barracks, and I'm glad. We did some spring cleaning and added our newest member to the ranks, Captain @Guthrie. @GameJunkie, @Exedor , @DeftonesFan665 and @EDM364 have been particularly busy knocking down the crap and mopping up the mess - we salute you for another month of a job well done!

*SALUTES*

We haven't had much chatter about the ROTC program, so maybe we should advertise more, possibly in the General forums - get the word out that if you miss the NGPD, you can now fit into the EGB as a cadet in training! Hopefully, we can pick up a few good candidates in the next couple of months. If you happen to notice a particular new user who is doing a great job on their own, you should reach out and ask if they would be interested in joining.

There was a time when we were well known by all; now, not so much. We just need to get the word out (nicely, without being annoying) and see who listens.

Now that summer is approaching, I know that some of you may actually leave your domiciles more frequently, and that's a good thing - real life can be fun, if taken in occasional small doses. So if you're going to be away on vacation or travel, just let us know when, and we'll make sure your post is covered!

With that said, we now return you to the roster, already in progress:

Milestones::
Asandir - 34K saves
byteslinger - 119K saves, 135K total B/P
GameJunkie - 84K total B/P
Jolly - 67K total B/P

New Recruits::
Guthrie

Note: There is no prior month information for Captain Guthrie, as this is his first roster. Next month (July 1st) his calculations will be complete. Also, apologies to ZJ, JackHo, BenwaHakubi and EDM364 - Guthrie bumped you down a notch. Nothing personal, just how the points go.

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 135,119 | 1,072 | 34.58 | B | +000.66 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 24 | B
02) 84,131 | 0,215 | 06.94 | C | +001.42 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 21 | B
03) 67,040 | 0,088 | 02.84 | D | -031.25 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 3 | D
04) 60,967 | 0,252 | 08.13 | C | +008.15 | Exedor Sup. Commander | 22 | B
05) 43,782 | 0,171 | 05.52 | C | -036.43 | Asandir Sup. Commander | 4 | D
06) 32,717 | 0,380 | 12.26 | C | -031.28 | DefTonesFan665 Sup. Commander | 17 | B
07) 27,736 | 0,082 | 02.65 | D | +026.15 | Decky Commander | 4 | D
08) 15,266 | 0,082 | 02.65 | --- | +026.15 | Guthrie Captain NEW | --- | ---
09) 8,066 | 0,044 | 01.42 | D | +528.57 | ZJ Sgt. First Class -1 | 0 | F
10) 7,693 | 0,102 | 03.29 | D | +229.03 | Jackho Master Sergeant -1 | 6 | C
11) 6,358 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant -1 | 0 | F
12) 5,501 | 0,030 | 00.97 | D | -079.17 | EDM364 Sergeant -1 | 12 | C

Top 5 Gainers::
byteslinger - 1,072 (44.01% of total)
DefTonesFan665 - 380 (15.60% of total)
Exedor - 252 (10.34% of total)
GameJunkie - 215 (8.83% of total)
Asandir - 171 (7.02% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 85.80% of B/P points (2,090 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (52)
DefTonesFan665 (42)
GameJunkie (4)
Exedor (4)
Asandir (2)

Total gain for month: 2,436 (10 Active Members)

That's 78.58 per day, or 7.86 per day per active member.

Thank you all for a great month; keep up the good work - and I'll see you at the front lines.

*SALUTES*

As you were...

This game

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Is just literally following this tutorial

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Why do people even pass these sorts of submissions?

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Youtube material I think?

At 6/1/17 11:31 PM, NeonSpider wrote:

Why do people even pass these sorts of submissions?

Because reasons. Same way people keep voting something other than zero on repeated demo versions of games, mdgani and nsr's daily shovelware, etc etc. At least a lot of the Madness "tests" are getting blammed now (although a lot of the less shitty ripoffs seem to get underdog/review crew weekly as there's a huge review five circlejerk with people that actually like the crap)

At 6/4/17 03:55 AM, jonthomson wrote: there's a huge review five circlejerk with people that actually like the crap

Yup, pretty much. :\

More than half of this movie is not the author's original work

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At 6/4/17 08:34 PM, NekoMika wrote: Roblox gameplay

Game Ovah. :3

To anybody thinking of Flagging the recent Happy Tree Friends movies that have been uploaded. PLEASE, if you're going to report them as stolen (fairly certain they're not) don't just link us Portal Mods to mondomedia.com there's literally hundreds of hours of footage on there and without a direct link to the SUPPOSEDLY stolen stuff it would be a nightmare to find.

*salutes*

At 6/5/17 01:23 AM, gamejunkie wrote: To anybody thinking of Flagging the recent Happy Tree Friends movies that have been uploaded...

It seems he may be using the music and the opening from the show, but the actual content does indeed seem to be created by someone other than the original HTF creators. These are actually pretty good. So, until we discover otherwise...

Gameplay footage (Roblox)

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And this too

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At 6/5/17 11:48 AM, RagonFighter wrote: Gameplay footage (Roblox)

Another one. Same guy :

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At 6/7/17 01:40 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Another one. Same guy :

This guy's pretty dense. Submission gone.

It doesn't seem like the submitter contributed to this work in any way.

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At 6/7/17 06:47 PM, Lizzardis wrote: There used to be a moderator called Malachy...

Wat

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seems to be an exact rip from this site

https://www.hentaiheroes.com/

(popup warning).

At 6/8/17 12:12 AM, GUTHRIE wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/694632
seems to be an exact rip from this site https://www.hentaiheroes.com/ (popup warning).

It is. However, the Porntre... er, I mean, the Patreon name is Kinkoid, and so it all appears (so far) to be by the same people. Republished.

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yet more shovelware

i do usually whistle these as shovelware but i have no idea if i retrospectively get points in a year or two's time when the accounts are finally deleted or whether i lose points when they get protected by idiots. my whistle's still deity so idk

At 6/8/17 04:59 AM, Exedor wrote: It is. However, the Porntre... er, I mean, the Patreon name is Kinkoid, and so it all appears (so far) to be by the same people. Republished.

Good catch, I didn't think to check patreon.

At 6/7/17 06:47 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
Aww, shucks. Byte, you never fail to make me blush.
I did try as much as I could to be active on here. The problem was, I just kind of left, with no explanation.

Actually, I kind of know why you left, and that's ok. The good thing is that you're back, and life is better for you.

I can't so much promise that I'll be as active as I once was, but considering I'm at a time in my life where I have time to put into other projects, I perhaps would like to spend more time here. At least if it's my voice driving a conversation, I wont feel so bad about this place becoming a lot dustier than I'd like.

Hey, even once or twice a week would be nice - and there's not so much dust anymore since we did some housecleaning.

Absolutely. If you do a bit of digging you'll see @Lizzardis had been quite active for a while, and he is one of my favourites. If he would like reinstatement, I am sure he'll check out clean and be welcome back. What do you say, Lizz?

You know what? Sign me up!
Perhaps actually being a part of this club again, may give me a bit of a nudge in order to be more active. Perhaps check in once every couple of days, instead of once a month. Besides, the portal isn't going to guard itself, is it?

@EDM364 , this is a case of reinstating an old member that left on good terms. Go ahead and check out his recent history of reviews and posts (as a technicality) to make sure all is well , and report back to me with your recommendation, please.

About that though, I also can't promise that I will be able to report content as well as I'm used to. Perhaps the obvious stuff, but I haven't been well up on what exists, and what doesn't, so please excuse me if I'm a bit rusty in that area. My whistle hasn't been thoroughly blown, in a while. (Yes Byte, you may take that as a euphemism ;P)

Don't look at me - I ain't blowin' your whistle, either - I mean, I like you and all, but a lady has to draw the line somewhere. Besides, you know the saying: "Once you try Byte, there is no other delight" - don't want to ruin it for the young birds on that side of the pond...hehehehe...

I shall sit back and observe the likes of @Exedor & @GUTHRIE. They seem like the true portal guardians who have an eye for spotting stolen or malicious content.

They truly are the masters of their craft.

At 5/21/17 05:35 AM, Decky wrote: It would be good to have Lizz back in the ranks.
Good to see you on Newgrounds again @Lizzardis.

It's good to see you too Decky, I'm very much happy to see that you're still around!

I think, as soon as @Byteslinger and @EDM364 sees this, my initiation will begin. Whilst I know that my post history, rank and overall demeanour will be checked, I don't see it being a problem. On that note... @EDM364, do you like strawberry-flavoured lube, or are you more of a candy-flavoured person?

I prefer Nutella. Great flavor, so many uses...

Just so I know, before I order a couple of gallons of the stuff. Other initiates may just roll over and accept their initiation with small tears in their eyes. Lizzardis on the other hand, will turn this into the part of the century!

I'M BACK, BITCHES!

Let's party like it's 1999! (okay, I'm really aging myself)

Good to see some life again in the Barracks - and proud to still be part of it with you all for so many years.

*Salutes*

At 6/7/17 10:06 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Good to see your still kicking Malachy, also, it’s good to see you’re still lingering around too.

I'm glad to still be kicking too. Welcome back to the site. Nice to see old faces/avatars around

This game looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen :

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Too much nintendo assets.

At 6/9/17 04:01 AM, LexaHergon wrote: This game looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen :
Too much nintendo assets.

Indeed it is. I stomped it.

http://allgamesdeveloper.newgrounds.com/

Seen at least three games off this account which are clearly stolen from http://atozonlinegames.newgrounds.com/ if you look at the intro

Should dups be reported?

June 2017

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Sept 2015

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More dups by the same submitters as above

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At 6/11/17 04:27 AM, yound wrote: Should dups be reported?

Well that's the same guy I posted about directly above you, I did flag one of his while it was under judgment but I guess nobody checks that mod queue anymore

At 6/11/17 06:42 AM, jonthomson wrote:

At 6/11/17 04:27 AM, yound wrote: Should dups be reported?

Well that's the same guy I posted about directly above you, I did flag one of his while it was under judgment but I guess nobody checks that mod queue anymore

Both duplicate games have been removed, plus a few more that I found. I also mentioned allgamesdeveloper to Tom to see what he wants to do about them.

Thanks for the reports, guys.

At 6/11/17 10:20 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 6/11/17 06:42 AM, jonthomson wrote:

Well that's the same guy I posted about directly above you, I did flag one of his while it was under judgment but I guess nobody checks that mod queue anymore.

Yeah sorry, noticed your post was about the same subject only after... ^^'

Both duplicate games have been removed, plus a few more that I found. I also mentioned allgamesdeveloper to Tom to see what he wants to do about them.

OK so in the future: Do report dups. Thanks !

I get a malicious site warning from Google when I open this game

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At 6/11/17 09:15 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: I get a malicious site warning from Google when I open this game
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/694857

Looks a lot like "Popspit.us", in fact it looks exactly like except for the name, and dev also says he's 14 (game reported 2 weeks ago and has been removed) :

At 5/29/17 03:39 PM, yound wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/694178