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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 11:00:02


Music to a picture, no animation.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 16:26:28


YouTube material


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 19:36:41


Okay, this guy gives credit to the original author, but he didn't upload it himself, would this still be considered stealing?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 20:03:33


At 6/28/16 11:51 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 6/28/16 11:46 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: Also, just in case I'm not a true member of this club yet, can I join this?
You're ranked as Police Officer, which I think is the minimum required B/P rank. However, you still have a normal whistle level, and the requirement is a Silver Whistle. Keep reporting things and your whistle rank will grow. :)

(I believe I'm correct on that all, but @byteslinger, confirm please?) :)

First off, you are always welcome here if your intention is to help us keep the portal clean and free from rule-breaking material. With the passing of the NGPD a few years back, we've loosened up a little bit to keep users interested in the EGB.

We still have our standards, and as others have pointed out, one of which is a silver whistle. Years ago, you could go from normal to silver in about a day or so of accurate and helpful whistling on submissions; now, the only thing you can really work on are reviews to submissions themselves. It does require a little more patience and understanding to properly judge a submission as improper, and bad calls can set you back really fast. But it can be done, and it is part of keeping Newgrounds clean.

Also, you need to have total BP of 2,500 or more (Private). You are well on your way there; your blam/save ratio is about 1:4, which is actually better than the average of 1:6 based on coarse daily statistics - keep up the good work! Most of your reviews are helpful, with an occasional one-liner tossed in here and there, but nothing detrimental.

Overall, you would have been a perfect candidate for the NGPD; if you continue your good work and efforts, you'll be ranked up to Private (with a silver whistle) in no time, and if you're still interested then, we'll submit you for admission.

In the meantime, please continue being a helpful and positive guest in the Barracks; if you have any questions, comments or just want to know more, feel free to IM me (or any other active EGB member) any time.

See you at the front lines!

EGSC byteslinger,
Chief Recruitment Officer / Acting CO


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 20:10:13


At 6/29/16 08:03 PM, byteslinger wrote:

Thank you very much for responding! I would've totally tried to be in the Police Department if they were still around. It's going to take me a bit before I actually get that far despite the ratio, so hopefully I'll still be interested or the Barracks will still be active by that time.

I shall try to post here if I have any questions with rating submissions as improper until that time!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 20:32:10


Can anyone verify if this is stolen?

It's already on this site, but I'm not sure whether to report it or not.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 23:14:04


At 6/29/16 08:32 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: Can anyone verify if this is stolen?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677164
It's already on this site, but I'm not sure whether to report it or not.

It's another one of those games that you can find on a bunch of different sites uploaded by a bunch of different people. Don't do anything to this one.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-30 08:31:06


It's just cutscene material from what appears to be The Force Unleashed with a splash screen at the end.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-30 08:36:21


At 6/30/16 08:31 AM, Porkchop wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677225
It's just cutscene material from what appears to be The Force Unleashed with a splash screen at the end.

Removed. Same account actually uploaded a full Marvel movie earlier as well, so it might be advisable to look out for its activity in the next few days.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-01 05:08:07


At 6/29/16 08:10 PM, poopmcfarts wrote:
At 6/29/16 08:03 PM, byteslinger wrote:
Thank you very much for responding! I would've totally tried to be in the Police Department if they were still around. It's going to take me a bit before I actually get that far despite the ratio, so hopefully I'll still be interested or the Barracks will still be active by that time.

I shall try to post here if I have any questions with rating submissions as improper until that time!

Hey poopmcfarts.
I post here as a non E.G.B. member too, still learning the drills and working on my numbers.
Also fellows in here are nice, that's the other reason why I like it in here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-01 06:37:07


At 6/29/16 11:14 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 6/29/16 08:32 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: Can anyone verify if this is stolen?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677164
It's already on this site, but I'm not sure whether to report it or not.
It's another one of those games that you can find on a bunch of different sites uploaded by a bunch of different people. Don't do anything to this one.

I found the original developers :
https://twitter.com/AntWorkshop

Now it is safe to say it is indeed stolen.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-01 17:28:27


At 7/1/16 06:37 AM, LexaHergon wrote:
I found the original developers :
https://twitter.com/AntWorkshop

Now it is safe to say it is indeed stolen.

Good work!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-01 23:00:33


Barracks Roster as of July 1st, 2016:

Finally, summer is here - now all of us geeks have a reason to hide inside and stay away from the huge glowing ball of hydrogen fusion that turns our skin red and hurts our eyes. I'll take this over snow and cold any day, so I can't complain.

2016 is now 50% complete - it's amazing how time flies when you're having fun. I'm still having fun here - in my 11th year in Newgrounds - and I really wouldn't know what to do without it - and without all of the fine folks here in the barracks. I've seen many come and many go - and many hang in there for a long time. This place really is like my "other family" to me - we are all unique (and sometimes a bit crazy and twisted), caring, concerned about the greater good, and have positive many qualities that we share. This place may not be the same as it was a decade ago, but it is what we make it - and I am honored to share the barracks with the dedicated men and women (yes, Lexhergon, there are "girls" in the barracks, including DeftonesFan665, BenwaHaubi, EDM364, Little-Rena and yours truly) who make this place great.

Speaking of great woman, I am happy to announce that EDM364 has been promoted to Sergeant - well done! *Salutes*

And of course, big props to team AGED (Asandir, GameJunkie, Exedor and DeftonesFan665) who I can count on every month to give their best and be true soldiers that "lead by example" and keep the portal clean. We really do have a fine group here, don't we. I salute you all *Salutes*

So, without further adieu, I bring you the rest of July 1st roster:

Milestones::
Asandir - 41K total B/P
Decky - 24K total B/P
DefTonesFan665 - 23K saves, 26K total B/P
EDM364 - 5K total B/P
Exedor - 39K saves
GameJunkie - 56K saves

Promotions::
EDM364 - Sergeant

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 130,281 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Coop Sup. Commander | 0 | F
02) 125,937 | 0,736 | 24.53 | B | -021.28 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 6 | C
03) 81,985 | 0,818 | 27.27 | B | +003.15 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 16 | B
04) 80,295 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
05) 63,489 | 0,140 | 04.67 | D | -049.09 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
06) 58,825 | 0,219 | 07.30 | C | +003.79 | Exedor Sup. Commander | 48 | A
07) 56,964 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F
08) 52,653 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | 0 | F
09) 41,109 | 0,347 | 11.57 | C | +035.02 | Asandir Sup. Commander | 23 | B
10) 36,654 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Cootie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
11) 31,606 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander | 0 | F
12) 30,379 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | idiot-buster Sup. Commander | 0 | F
13) 26,666 | 0,852 | 28.40 | B | +009.09 | DefTonesFan665 Commander | 32 | A
14) 25,185 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | Gimmick General | 0 | F
15) 24,278 | 0,321 | 10.70 | C | +072.58 | Decky General | 8 | C
16) 16,869 | 0,062 | 02.07 | D | -050.79 | BrokenDeck Major | 0 | F
17) 14,335 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Chrausner Captain | 0 | F
18) 10,065 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major | 0 | F
19) 7,870 | 0,032 | 01.07 | D | -011.11 | ZJ Master Sergeant | 0 | F
20) 7,403 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant | 0 | F
21) 6,697 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
22) 6,550 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
23) 6,415 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
24) 6,292 | 0,091 | 03.03 | D | +000.00 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 14 | B
25) 5,175 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Jackho Sergeant | 0 | F
26) 5,002 | 0,006 | 00.20 | D | +000.00 | EDM364 Sergeant | 4 | D
27) 3,968 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Sectus Pvt. First Class | 0 | F
28) 2,727 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | ForNoReason Private | 0 | F

Top 5 Gainers::
DefTonesFan665 - 852 (23.50% of total)
GameJunkie - 818 (22.57% of total)
byteslinger - 736 (20.30% of total)
Asandir - 347 (9.57% of total)
Decky - 321 (8.86% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 84.80% of B/P points (3,074 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (41)
DefTonesFan665 (31)
GameJunkie (28)
Asandir (4)

Total gain for month: 3,625 (12 Active Members)

That's 120.83 per day, or 10.07 per day per active member.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-02 00:14:50



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-02 01:59:06


This is one of those games that are on a bunch of flash websites, is this considered stealing?

I can't find the developer anywhere though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-02 04:01:36


At 7/1/16 11:00 PM, byteslinger wrote:

:(yes, Lexhergon, there are "girls" in the barracks, including DeftonesFan665, BenwaHaubi, EDM364, Little-Rena and yours truly) who make this place great.

Yes, I was aware here's ladies as well as lads. I hope I haven't said something inappropriate, the correct usage of some English words is still a mystery to me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-02 06:49:37


At 6/29/16 08:10 PM, poopmcfarts wrote:
At 6/29/16 08:03 PM, byteslinger wrote: Stuff
Thank you very much for responding! I would've totally tried to be in the Police Department if they were still around.

As an ex NGPD member it's sad when you hear about people who would have joined if the place was still active. It was a good thread with a friendly bunch that I miss pretty much every time I log on. @TailsPrower is still hanging around though.

It's going to take me a bit before I actually get that far despite the ratio, so hopefully I'll still be interested or the Barracks will still be active by that time.

If you keep at it you'll be suprised how quickly your Police Officer rank turns into a Private. The portal is pretty active at the moment and the number of blams seems to have gone up too so I wouldn't worry about the ratio.

At 7/1/16 11:00 PM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of July 1st, 2016:

Roster Time!

Finally, summer is here - now all of us geeks have a reason to hide inside and stay away from the huge glowing ball of hydrogen fusion that turns our skin red and hurts our eyes.

Don't you know it. Even rainy Cheshire has gone all green and bright, it's intolerable.

I'm still having fun here - in my 11th year in Newgrounds - and I really wouldn't know what to do without it - and without all of the fine folks here in the barracks.

What a touching paragraph. I too feel that Newgrounds has become somewhat of an integral part of my life, it's part of my routine. Everyday I'll watch things on the portal and then lurk in the forums to see if anything has cropped up in my usual haunts, so to speak.

I'm not sure what I'll do when it comes time to leave.

Milestones::
Decky - 24K total B/P

I'm getting ever closer to the tank ranks.

Congrats to @Asandir, @DefTonesFan665, @EDM364, @Exedor & @GameJunkie for this months other Milestones/Promotions.

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
15) 24,278 | 0,321 | 10.70 | C | +072.58 | Decky General | 8 | C

That's not bad at all I think that's one of the best I've done this year so far.

Top 5 Gainers::
DefTonesFan665 - 852 (23.50% of total)
GameJunkie - 818 (22.57% of total)
byteslinger - 736 (20.30% of total)
Asandir - 347 (9.57% of total)
Decky - 321 (8.86% of total)

And I think I'm right in saying that's only the second time I've been in the Top 5 Gainers. It's been a good month.

Thanks for the update Byte, see you in the portal.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-02 08:31:07


At 7/2/16 04:01 AM, LexaHergon wrote:
At 7/1/16 11:00 PM, byteslinger wrote:
(yes, Lexhergon, there are "girls" in the barracks, including DeftonesFan665, BenwaHaubi, EDM364, Little-Rena and yours truly) who make this place great.
Yes, I was aware here's ladies as well as lads. I hope I haven't said something inappropriate, the correct usage of some English words is still a mystery to me.

Oh, heaven's no - no offense was ever taken! I just wanted to make sure you knew that there were some womenfolk present in the forums, and that here in the Barracks, all are welcome. It's actually quite an eclectic mix - and I wouldn't have it any other way!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-02 19:23:27


Judging by the fact that this says "plz don't report" and the fact that I have seen the same vid before that is barely a more than a gif before I think it might be a repost of something that had been blammed.

Also for your reference I am a He. I am FtM if it matters to anyone. As much as I have changed my profile and don't really like talking abt it the past is the past and my NG account is from a long time ago before I knew that being true to myself was an option. I'd prefer to just be treated like a regular guy and not make a big deal out of it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-02 19:24:45


At 7/2/16 07:23 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677343
Judging by the fact that this says "plz don't report" and the fact that I have seen the same vid before that is barely a more than a gif before I think it might be a repost of something that had been blammed.
[...]

Good thing I wasn't the only person who was suspicious


The cake is a liar!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-02 19:27:41


At 7/2/16 07:24 PM, ragnkinson wrote:
At 7/2/16 07:23 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677343
Judging by the fact that this says "plz don't report" and the fact that I have seen the same vid before that is barely a more than a gif before I think it might be a repost of something that had been blammed.
[...]
Good thing I wasn't the only person who was suspicious

Yes it is.

Should we report it?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-02 19:33:01


At 7/2/16 07:27 PM, poopmcfarts wrote:
At 7/2/16 07:24 PM, ragnkinson wrote:
At 7/2/16 07:23 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677343
Judging by the fact that this says "plz don't report" and the fact that I have seen the same vid before that is barely a more than a gif before I think it might be a repost of something that had been blammed.
[...]
Good thing I wasn't the only person who was suspicious
Yes it is.

Should we report it?

I flagged it just now and added the link you provided. No need for any further action. I am sure that the mods only want things flagged once.

Nice catch btw!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-03 12:58:26



The cake is a liar!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-03 14:04:55


At 7/3/16 12:58 PM, ragnkinson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677382
Is this even allowed on NG?

Yes.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-03 20:34:24


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-04 01:55:50


At 7/3/16 08:34 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677390
Youtube footage.

Did you post the correct link? It all seems legit and animated to me.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-04 06:40:48


At 7/4/16 01:55 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 7/3/16 08:34 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677390
Youtube footage.
Did you post the correct link? It all seems legit and animated to me.

I think Benwa saw it as youtube footage because the video is also on youtube (link is in the description btw)


The cake is a liar!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-04 13:59:16


At 7/3/16 08:34 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677390
Youtube footage.

The submitter seems to be the person owning the video though


Listen to drumstep awesomeness xd: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/683617

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-04 21:09:06


At 7/4/16 08:05 PM, SirWaffleThe3rd wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677462
This was stolen from here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27njP_cCjag

Nice find!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-07-05 00:20:49


I don't think this is that much of a problem, but I want to make sure.

Whenever you die, a dialog box shows up that says "SPLAT!"

Also, I'm getting closer to a silver whistle, I just got a Bronze Whistle today!


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