00:00
00:00
Newgrounds Background Image Theme

TerrorTurtle just joined the crew!

We need you on the team, too.

Support Newgrounds and get tons of perks for just $2.99!

Create a Free Account and then..

Become a Supporter!

The Elite Guard Barracks

3,296,541 Views | 62,324 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-27 19:14:54


Youtube material


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-27 19:34:47


This looks stolen, but I can't find out where it's stolen from.


"Ya'll can kiss my ass" - James Allen "Red Dog"

Sig by illicit.

Are you bored and have nothing to do? Then click this!

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-27 22:58:08


At 6/27/16 07:34 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: This looks stolen, but I can't find out where it's stolen from.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677028

If you don't have proof that it is stolen, don't bother.

Better answer is asking to 'verify' if it could be stolen or Youtube content.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-27 23:00:05


At 6/27/16 10:58 PM, solitonmedic wrote:
At 6/27/16 07:34 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: This looks stolen, but I can't find out where it's stolen from.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677028
If you don't have proof that it is stolen, don't bother.

Better answer is asking to 'verify' if it could be stolen or Youtube content.

That's what I meant to do. Sorry about that.


"Ya'll can kiss my ass" - James Allen "Red Dog"

Sig by illicit.

Are you bored and have nothing to do? Then click this!

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-28 00:54:02 (edited 2016-06-28 00:54:42)


At 6/27/16 05:37 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 6/27/16 05:23 PM, poopmcfarts wrote:
Please tell me if this should be removed.
It doesn't break any rules as far as I know, so it's okay. ...the rules say nothing about any form of bestiality. But I think as long as it's animated, it's okay.

Yeah, it's in poor taste, but because it's animated or drawn, it ...skirts by. I bumped up the rating and voted 0, tho.

At 6/27/16 07:14 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677068
Youtube material

Ugh. Kill it with fire and zeros.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-28 00:58:44


I have not seen this since before my hiatus.

My hiatus was over there being too much indestructible shovelware. Revenge is sweet.

The Elite Guard Barracks

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-28 01:03:31


At 6/28/16 12:58 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: ...Blammed!

You have done well, my son.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-28 04:17:00



Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-28 14:04:48


Most of the video is a gray screen. Can anyone verify if this can be filed under spam?


"Ya'll can kiss my ass" - James Allen "Red Dog"

Sig by illicit.

Are you bored and have nothing to do? Then click this!

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-28 14:18:33


At 6/28/16 02:04 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677113
Most of the video is a gray screen. Can anyone verify if this can be filed under spam?

I mean, it's got no animation, it's done on a shitty webcam, contains copyrighted music and is pretty shit. Y0u sh0uld v0te fairly.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-28 14:20:58


At 6/28/16 02:18 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 6/28/16 02:04 PM, poopmcfarts wrote:
I mean, it's got no animation, it's done on a shitty webcam, contains copyrighted music and is pretty shit. Y0u sh0uld v0te fairly.

0h I see, thank y0u f0r telling me t0 v0te fairly.


"Ya'll can kiss my ass" - James Allen "Red Dog"

Sig by illicit.

Are you bored and have nothing to do? Then click this!

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-28 14:47:00


This is a picture, not an animation.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-28 14:53:36


At 6/28/16 02:47 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677111
This is a picture, not an animation.

Again, do we file this as spam?


"Ya'll can kiss my ass" - James Allen "Red Dog"

Sig by illicit.

Are you bored and have nothing to do? Then click this!

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-28 14:54:47 (edited 2016-06-28 14:55:14)


No animation. Looks like gameplay.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-28 23:38:56


At 6/28/16 02:18 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 6/28/16 02:04 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: Most of the video is a gray screen. Can anyone verify if this can be filed under spam?

The new categories for reporting are kind of confusing. We don't often punish for wrong category reports. Now, if you report it as porno and this obviously isn't ... well, I guess we can't tell exactly what's going on ... still, if you tried to report in the correct category, and were not grossly off, you'll be fine. If this passes, I'll remove it for being broken.


I mean, it's got no animation, it's done on a shitty webcam, contains copyrighted music and is pretty shit. Y0u sh0uld v0te fairly.

Music copyrights aren't as important in the animations as they are in the Audio Portal, similarly to how copyrighted game sprites aren't as important in animations as they would be in games.

So yeah, vote to your heart's content. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-28 23:46:47


At 6/28/16 11:38 PM, Exedor wrote:

Thank you for telling me this, this should help me a lot.

Also, just in case I'm not a true member of this club yet, can I join this? I like trying to guard the portal, and I can see myself being a part of this group.


"Ya'll can kiss my ass" - James Allen "Red Dog"

Sig by illicit.

Are you bored and have nothing to do? Then click this!

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-28 23:51:54


At 6/28/16 11:46 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: Also, just in case I'm not a true member of this club yet, can I join this?

You're ranked as Police Officer, which I think is the minimum required B/P rank. However, you still have a normal whistle level, and the requirement is a Silver Whistle. Keep reporting things and your whistle rank will grow. :)

(I believe I'm correct on that all, but @byteslinger, confirm please?) :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 00:10:36 (edited 2016-06-29 00:10:51)


At 6/28/16 11:51 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 6/28/16 11:46 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: Also, just in case I'm not a true member of this club yet, can I join this?
You're ranked as Police Officer, which I think is the minimum required B/P rank. However, you still have a normal whistle level, and the requirement is a Silver Whistle. Keep reporting things and your whistle rank will grow. :)

He needs to be at least a Private in terms of B/P rank. You're right about the whistle, though.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 00:14:00


At 6/29/16 12:10 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: He needs to be at least a Private in terms of B/P rank. You're right about the whistle, though.

Well shit.


"Ya'll can kiss my ass" - James Allen "Red Dog"

Sig by illicit.

Are you bored and have nothing to do? Then click this!

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 00:16:17


At 6/29/16 12:14 AM, poopmcfarts wrote:
At 6/29/16 12:10 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: He needs to be at least a Private in terms of B/P rank. You're right about the whistle, though.
Well shit.

You'll get there. Just keep voting on submissions that are under judgment and keep on flagging the bad stuff. :) You can do it!


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 00:30:42 (edited 2016-06-29 00:31:17)


At 6/29/16 12:16 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 6/29/16 12:14 AM, poopmcfarts wrote:
At 6/29/16 12:10 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: He needs to be at least a Private in terms of B/P rank. You're right about the whistle, though.
Well shit.
You'll get there. Just keep voting on submissions that are under judgment and keep on flagging the bad stuff. :) You can do it!

Thank you.

Also, this rule may have been changed but this was one of the rules to join that I have seen.

"Anyone can post here, as long as they are in the Elite Guard or are genuinely interested in the Elite Guard."


"Ya'll can kiss my ass" - James Allen "Red Dog"

Sig by illicit.

Are you bored and have nothing to do? Then click this!

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 00:39:47


At 6/29/16 12:30 AM, poopmcfarts wrote:
At 6/29/16 12:16 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 6/29/16 12:14 AM, poopmcfarts wrote:
At 6/29/16 12:10 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: He needs to be at least a Private in terms of B/P rank. You're right about the whistle, though.
Well shit.
You'll get there. Just keep voting on submissions that are under judgment and keep on flagging the bad stuff. :) You can do it!
Thank you.

Also, this rule may have been changed but this was one of the rules to join that I have seen.

"Anyone can post here, as long as they are in the Elite Guard or are genuinely interested in the Elite Guard."

Anyone can post here as long as they come here to report something or to ask questions about reporting submissions. You know, as long as someone comes here and does stuff of that nature, they're free to post here.

Maybe it wasn't like that back in the day. Maybe only members or people who wanted to be members were the only ones allowed to post here. I wouldn't know because I became a member back in 2013.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 00:44:14


At 6/29/16 12:39 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

I see, sorry about that.


"Ya'll can kiss my ass" - James Allen "Red Dog"

Sig by illicit.

Are you bored and have nothing to do? Then click this!

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 00:45:28


At 6/29/16 12:44 AM, poopmcfarts wrote:
At 6/29/16 12:39 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
I see, sorry about that.

Sorry about what?


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 00:48:50 (edited 2016-06-29 00:49:31)


At 6/29/16 12:45 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 6/29/16 12:44 AM, poopmcfarts wrote:
At 6/29/16 12:39 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
I see, sorry about that.
Sorry about what?

Nothing, just my social awkwardness kicking in which makes me say weird shit like that.

Anyway, I will try to ask questions and stuff like that on here, I just have to wait before I become a member.


"Ya'll can kiss my ass" - James Allen "Red Dog"

Sig by illicit.

Are you bored and have nothing to do? Then click this!

BBS Signature

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 00:50:00 (edited 2016-06-29 00:50:32)


At 6/29/16 12:44 AM, poopmcfarts wrote: I see, sorry about that.

Nah, bro. You're fine doing what you're doing. As far as being an actual member, where you're 'official' and you get included in the monthly roster, that is what you need a bit more rank for. As far as reporting and hanging out and stuff, go for it cuz you're fine. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 01:31:54 (edited 2016-06-29 01:32:23)


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677128
I believe this would go under spam, it's just loud noise and flashing colors that would give somebody a seizure.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 01:36:31


At 6/29/16 01:31 AM, BIG-G wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/677128
I believe this would go under spam, it's just loud noise and flashing colors that would give somebody a seizure.

After about 5 seconds, it actually does something. It's still flashy after that, and noise spammy. Has a great chance at blam, so I'll leave it a bit longer. If it passes, tho...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 02:46:16


At 6/29/16 12:48 AM, poopmcfarts wrote:
Nothing, just my social awkwardness kicking in which makes me say weird shit like that.

Anyway, I will try to ask questions and stuff like that on here, I just have to wait before I become a member.

There is also the Newgrounds Police Dept

But like Exedor said, you are just fine. I don't have a single complaint about you being here.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-06-29 02:47:52


At 6/29/16 02:46 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: There is also the Newgrounds Police Dept

But like Exedor said, you are just fine. I don't have a single complaint about you being here.

The Police Department is inactive I think, and thank you for saying that.


"Ya'll can kiss my ass" - James Allen "Red Dog"

Sig by illicit.

Are you bored and have nothing to do? Then click this!

BBS Signature