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At 12/11/15 06:03 AM, Radaketor wrote: Just a picture moving around and doing random shit while some weird music is playing.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/667242
It does have animation, so v0te appr0priately. ZabuJard always uploads weird and stupid spam, so always remember to give his submissions nice, round scores.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 12/11/15 06:29 AM, jonthomson wrote:At 12/11/15 12:41 AM, gamejunkie wrote:what, free to submit whatever they want?At 12/10/15 05:20 PM, jonthomson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/667208You hang in there jonthomson. I'm sure sooner or later gamesrealshitty will get the same treatment as all of the other shovelware submitters.
LOL! That's not what I had in mind but hopefully that will change soon. Hopefully!
The animations he used to make this video aren't even his. He states so in the Author's Comments.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
Youtube material.
Unpublished Submission
and this one too.
Unpublished Submission
Stupid NOOBS.
At 12/12/15 01:27 AM, gamejunkie wrote: The Daily Double.
I'll wager $1000, Alex.
What is shovelware, cookiecutter games?
At 12/11/15 10:09 AM, CamRaNG wrote: Sometimes you don't even have to play them.
Actually, always try them out. Sometimes, the description or title isn't an accurate clue to what the came is really about. But, if you try them and it IS what it seems, then by all means, carry on. :)
Also, can FNaF games be counted as shovelware?
Not yet. Again, sometimes they're FNaF related, but not a clone. And even the clones are not usually fully-cloned. They're often usermade, which makes them ok. If they rip everything from the game (artwork, gameplay, etc), then yes, you can report them, cuz they're too close to the original, and cloned pizza just ain't right.
Fairly old but its straight up Youtube material. Just some twat burning a clay-man.
My god, this has to be the most annoying thing I've seen in three days. Drawing looks like it could have been done in MS paint, and the music is random garbage synths.
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At 12/12/15 04:29 AM, EDM364 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/667278
My god, this has to be the most annoying thing I've seen in three days. Drawing looks like it could have been done in MS paint, and the music is random garbage synths.
There are many things I agree with here. I don't agree with calling that awful audio that plays music though. Speed-drawings are allowed, no matter how bad they are, the userbase seems to vote them through most of the times. As usal, fair voting is recommended.
At 12/12/15 05:42 AM, Asandir wrote: There are many things I agree with here. I don't agree with calling that awful audio that plays music though. Speed-drawings are allowed, no matter how bad they are, the userbase seems to vote them through most of the times. As usal, fair voting is recommended.
The userbase is insane if this passes. I wasn't reporting it for rule breaking. It was just so awful, I figured it was worth a share. The guy has a lot of these. I'm beginning to wonder if they're intentionally horrible, or if he genuinely thinks he's a good artist. If this is intentional, given the high number of submissions, then would it be considered abusive? Used to be, you never had to ask this question, but the Portal is practically all-encompassing these days.
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A picture with music. How original.
Unpublished Submission
No matter how you look at it, Flappy Bird is Flappy Bird. Plus the game doesn't even fit the screen properly. Also considering that it's a 'Blood Shed Edition', I'm not seeing any blood. Another Newbie, another failure.
Unpublished Submission
At 12/12/15 01:47 PM, gamejunkie wrote: A picture with music. How original.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/667310
At 12/12/15 01:55 PM, gamejunkie wrote: failure.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/667312
Both gone.
@Exdeor @Asandir @NekoMika @DeftonesFan665 sorry DF, I would have put your name on the piece of paper but I ran out of room.
Anyway this was me getting a Cortisone injection on Friday. If you've never had one, I can tell you that the pain is excruciating. Pray you never have to have one. I know it's completely non EGB related but what the hey right? I will suggest if you're a bit squeamish then maybe don't watch but it's not too bad. If any of you other EGB'ers want to watch it, go for it. Also if you have trouble playing it with whatever Media Player you use, I suggest Windows Media Player it works perfectly. Enjoy (or not!).
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/5b928ae0a93d530ea86a8e1330e56b2e
Have a great day all.
EGB EGSC gamejunkie
*salutes*
At 12/12/15 10:42 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Cortisone injection
Owowowowow... For carpal tunnel? I didn't watch because of the squeamish warning -- I hate needles -- though I'm tempted to. Ouch!
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At 12/12/15 11:03 PM, EDM364 wrote:At 12/12/15 10:42 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Cortisone injectionOwowowowow... For carpal tunnel? I didn't watch because of the squeamish warning -- I hate needles -- though I'm tempted to. Ouch!
LOL! It's a booster shot for Tennis/Golf Elbow. I had the first one about 3 months ago but my daughter got so involved watching it being done that she forgot she was supposed to be filming. It's bad but not too bad or overly graphic, just a bit of fun. No blood. GO ON, watch it, you know you want to.
At 12/12/15 11:08 PM, gamejunkie wrote: LOL! It's a booster shot for Tennis/Golf Elbow. I had the first one about 3 months ago but my daughter got so involved watching it being done that she forgot she was supposed to be filming. It's bad but not too bad or overly graphic, just a bit of fun. No blood. GO ON, watch it, you know you want to.
I figured it had to be one of the two. Let me just... *click*
We EGB'ers get so involved in our line of work, I think we sometimes forget this place used to be an all out lounge. Happy to see the place used to assist mods in abusive/stolen content removal these days.
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Was blammed once, and resubmitted.
At 12/13/15 01:12 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/667337
Was blammed once, and resubmitted.
Well, we'll just have to take care o' dis. :)
Gone.
Features racist stereotypes that some might find offensive.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 12/12/15 11:08 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
LOL! It's a booster shot for Tennis/Golf Elbow. I had the first one about 3 months ago but my daughter got so involved watching it being done that she forgot she was supposed to be filming. It's bad but not too bad or overly graphic, just a bit of fun. No blood. GO ON, watch it, you know you want to.
So, did getting the shot make you a pro tennis and/or golf player once again? If not, get your money back...lol jk For real, though, is the shot working yet? I hope it is because Tennis/Golf Elbow sounds very painful. I hope I never get something like that.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 12/13/15 07:10 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: So, did getting the shot make you a pro tennis and/or golf player once again? If not, get your money back...lol jk For real, though, is the shot working yet? I hope it is because Tennis/Golf Elbow sounds very painful. I hope I never get something like that.
Actually it hurts like hell for 3 or 4 days but then there's a vast improvement. So 2 more days and what pain there is should have gone away again. Hopefully for good this time since the idea is for the treatment to actually repair the damaged ligaments and surrounding tissue. But don't you worry, I have more than enough pain killers running around my body on a permanent basis nowadays that I can tolerate huge amounts of pain.
At 12/13/15 07:33 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Actually it hurts like hell for 3 or 4 days but then there's a vast improvement. So 2 more days and what pain there is should have gone away again. Hopefully for good this time since the idea is for the treatment to actually repair the damaged ligaments and surrounding tissue. But don't you worry, I have more than enough pain killers running around my body on a permanent basis nowadays that I can tolerate huge amounts of pain.
Sounds like trouble for your liver, all those meds floating around, unless it's consequently as tolerant. :P Oh, and I did watch, btw. Made me squirm and squeak the entire time. I know what those big needles feel like, squirting even more painful contents into irritated flesh. Usually you have to get a cortisone shot every few years. Arguably, that's better than just dealing with the pain and deterioration of the elbow itself, but you're certainly more of a man than I. I hate needles. Though I find it funny; I can stand stitches with no anesthesia, centimeter deep cuts down my shin, and playing tennis on a fractured wrist for six months.
The last one has a story to it. Long story short, I was in the third grade and got kicked off of the monkey bars, about 15 feet up, landed at an awkward angle on my butt and my wrist, which snapped and went numb, then went to the teacher, who gave me a hard time when it was obviously already sitting wonky and swelling. Then I go to the hospital, wait 3 hours, and the x-ray tech is a lowly intern. She x-rays both of my arms for some reason, and the broken one she does incorrectly. So naturally, the doctor tells me my wrist is fine, though by now I'm in quite a lot of pain. I go to school for the remainder of the year with difficulty writing due to the pain, and my dad decides we should play tennis and see if it gets better. Eventually, it does. Well, my dad was also an x-ray tech at a clinic, and he got curious about the old x-ray films. He knew where they were kept, so he goes down the hill where the radiologists read the films and asks. Lo and behold, he comes back and tells me, "No wonder you were complaining about your wrist! It really was broken!" My "No shit Sherlock," deadpan was never more deserved, lol.
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Unpublished Submission
Stolen and reposted by a different user.
Edit: Original
At 12/13/15 07:34 PM, Zund wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/667325
Stolen and reposted by a different user.
Please post the original submission if you're reporting a submission as stolen.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 12/13/15 07:35 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:At 12/13/15 07:34 PM, Zund wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/667325Please post the original submission if you're reporting a submission as stolen.
Stolen and reposted by a different user.
He posted it in the reviews.
This guy seems to have a lot of stolen stuff.
This one is a YouTube rip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHtC5ObcwVk
I have suspicions about his remaining submission.
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At 12/13/15 07:39 PM, EDM364 wrote:
He posted it in the reviews.
He needs to report it here, though. Not to mention that saying something is stolen in a review is against the rules.
This guy seems to have a lot of stolen stuff.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/665469
This one is a YouTube rip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHtC5ObcwVk
Not to mention that it's just gameplay footage. The mods will get to it.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 12/13/15 07:34 PM, Zund wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/667325
Stolen and reposted by a different user.
Edit: Original
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/574761
Thank you for posting the original submission this time. Also, thank you for helping out.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 12/13/15 07:43 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: He needs to report it here, though. Not to mention that saying something is stolen in a review is against the rules.
This is true, alas people do it all the time. Thanks for tipping him off. I'm having a slow day today. Need more coffee.
Not to mention that it's just gameplay footage. The mods will get to it.
The other one is not only stolen but also minecraft footage. How does this crap keep slipping through the cracks? Gonna see if I can dig for a few more.
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At 12/13/15 07:56 PM, EDM364 wrote:At 12/13/15 07:43 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: He needs to report it here, though. Not to mention that saying something is stolen in a review is against the rules.This is true, alas people do it all the time. Thanks for tipping him off. I'm having a slow day today. Need more coffee.
That's why you flag their reviews to get whistle points *wink wink*.
Not to mention that it's just gameplay footage. The mods will get to it.The other one is not only stolen but also minecraft footage.
Make sure to report that one here, too, then.
How does this crap keep slipping through the cracks?
Savewhores. Just keep on getting your voting power up, so when you blam crappy submissions they'll have a likelier chance of getting blammed. Us users with high voting power, who actually blam the crappy stuff aren't enough, sadly. I wish more people cared.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
