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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-02 01:24:09 (edited 2015-09-02 01:25:16)


At 9/1/15 11:11 PM, byteslinger wrote :
However, I would love to see some fresh faces in here, eager to help out our cause and add some life to this place. Any ideas on how we can bring up our membership? I certainly am open to suggestions.

You could try changing the requirements to become a member. Maybe have some nice and pleasant user or users handle recruitment? When I asked if I could, I was rudely told NO. I can't be the only user who was turned away in a negative way.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-02 01:48:15 (edited 2015-09-02 01:48:35)



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-02 02:15:12


At 9/2/15 01:24 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 9/1/15 11:11 PM, byteslinger wrote :
However, I would love to see some fresh faces in here, eager to help out our cause and add some life to this place. Any ideas on how we can bring up our membership? I certainly am open to suggestions.
You could try changing the requirements to become a member. Maybe have some nice and pleasant user or users handle recruitment? When I asked if I could, I was rudely told NO. I can't be the only user who was turned away in a negative way.

You were rudely told no? I doubt that. The only person with the authority to flat out reject you is byteslinger (and EagleRock I suppose) and I didn't see that in the first few pages of her post history.

Beside that one of the main rules to join the EGB is that you mustn't have a lot of one liner posts on the BBS, and you do. I don't think that's an unreasonable rule at all.

I don't think complaining about being rejected is really the ideal EGB attitude. You should instead work upon improving whatever was the reasoning you were allegedly rejected for. I think you should work on your post and review length and then reapply. (and again, you've not been rejected unless byteslinger says you have been)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-02 03:39:31


At 9/1/15 03:51 AM, jonthomson wrote: Amazing that the last eight submissions to the Portal are all shovelware

Don't you understand jonthomson ?
They never sleep . . .

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-02 12:16:45


At 9/2/15 02:15 AM, Jolly wrote: You were rudely told no? I doubt that. The only person with the authority to flat out reject you is byteslinger (and EagleRock I suppose) and I didn't see that in the first few pages of her post history.

Thanks for calling me a liar.


Beside that one of the main rules to join the EGB is that you mustn't have a lot of one liner posts on the BBS, and you do. I don't think that's an unreasonable rule at all.

There was a post asking for ideals to help find new faces. I was only trying to help. You could of ignored my post or at least thanked my for my input.


I don't think complaining about being rejected is really the ideal EGB attitude. You should instead work upon improving whatever was the reasoning you were allegedly rejected for. I think you should work on your post and review length and then reapply. (and again, you've not been rejected unless byteslinger says you have been)

How about you get off your high horse and stop trying to judge me? Your holier than thou attitude is not going to help recruit anybody.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-02 12:55:00


At 9/2/15 12:16 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 9/2/15 02:15 AM, Jolly wrote: You were rudely told no? I doubt that. The only person with the authority to flat out reject you is byteslinger (and EagleRock I suppose) and I didn't see that in the first few pages of her post history.
Thanks for calling me a liar.

I wasn't really calling you a liar. I'm saying I think you're mistaken. I don't think you were rudely told no because I don't think anybody with the authority to tell you no responded to you.

I don't think complaining about being rejected is really the ideal EGB attitude. You should instead work upon improving whatever was the reasoning you were allegedly rejected for. I think you should work on your post and review length and then reapply. (and again, you've not been rejected unless byteslinger says you have been)
How about you get off your high horse and stop trying to judge me? Your holier than thou attitude is not going to help recruit anybody.

Look, all I was doing was trying to point out part of what we consider when voting on new members to join. The EGB isn't just a thread for reporting rule-breaking submissions. You need to do more than that to be accepted, there's certain requirements you should meet. I was just trying to suggest what you work on before you reapply, because those things are taken into consideration in the voting process.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-02 13:52:27 (edited 2015-09-02 13:52:40)


At 9/2/15 12:55 PM, Jolly wrote: The EGB isn't just a thread for reporting rule-breaking submissions. You need to do more than that to be accepted, there's certain requirements you should meet. I was just trying to suggest what you work on before you reapply, because those things are taken into consideration in the voting process.

I understand. If I chose to reapply I will let your your club know. Have a nice day.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-02 16:00:07


At 9/2/15 01:52 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 9/2/15 12:55 PM, Jolly wrote: The EGB isn't just a thread for reporting rule-breaking submissions. You need to do more than that to be accepted, there's certain requirements you should meet. I was just trying to suggest what you work on before you reapply, because those things are taken into consideration in the voting process.
I understand. If I chose to reapply I will let your your club know. Have a nice day.

Gentlemen, let's not get twisted over this. I do remember when DS petitioned for admittance - it was a split decision, and although his heart was in the right place, there were some issues with one-liners and replies that put him on the fence. If I came across as rude when I pass on the declination to join, I do apologize. I do not, for one moment, think that he is a "bad" person - in fact, he is quite helpful at times. He just wasn't quite ready to be admitted into the barracks.

As to Jolly's point, we do try to maintain a high standard here, and we are all held accountable for our actions, reviews and posts in Newgrounds. That is part of our manifesto. We all need to lead by example and be the best. That is why we are the "Elite" guards.

What has hurt us was the closing of the NGPD. It was there that many of our members started in life, learning all the good habits we need to keep the portal running smoothly and fairly. It was a good place to get together and fight the good fight; and when they reached "private" rank, if they were so inclined, they applied to the EGB - and most of the time, admitted.

With the NGPD closed, there is no more apprenticeship, guidance or direction for new members - and no path for them to follow later in their life here. I had kicked around the idea of adding an apprentice program to the EGB, but it's still under advisement.

Hopefully, this clears things up a bit. We don't need to fight among ourselves - we have to stay united and fight what really matters - and that's all the crud coming into the portal.

Thanks for listening.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-02 19:22:10



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-03 02:32:51



Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-03 11:31:31


Why do old escape games keep showing themselves?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-04 05:44:50



"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-04 06:34:51


At 9/3/15 02:32 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Surprise ! Surprise ! Another 2 from Enagames1

You know, it really wouldn't take too much effort to just not remove these, and just collaborate to get a whole load of people with high vote power to vote zero on two of them to get them a portal ban. Of course, this would probably fall foul of some NG rule, as opposed to uploading fourteen crap games a week, which is fine

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-04 09:05:56


Whack Your Neighbour
This game looks very stolen...

Some proof:
First of all...the original author released his games on newgrounds known as "Doodieman" and then it looks this guy stole one of his games that he didn't release yet and submitted it here without permission because it looks he did not even bother mentioning the original creator.


You bunch of Yoyos!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-04 11:27:20


At 9/4/15 05:44 AM, Radaketor wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/663060
It's a still image.

It works fine. Just click the word 'Escape'.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-04 14:07:49


At 9/4/15 11:27 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 9/4/15 05:44 AM, Radaketor wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/663060
It's a still image.
It works fine. Just click the word 'Escape'.

Huh, weird, i tried to click all over the screen when i first saw it and it didn't work for some reason.
Now it does, though, thank you.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-04 16:25:41 (edited 2015-09-04 16:25:55)


Someone

please

tell me this is stolen from somewhere...

Please.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-04 19:24:16


At 9/4/15 04:25 PM, Exedor wrote: Someone please tell me this is stolen from somewhere...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/663101
Please.

I gave it a nice goose egg. Others should feel free to join me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-05 13:07:01


Just a Jigsaw puzzle.

as was their previous submission that somehow passed judgement.

Also this guy

http://adammartin.newgrounds.com/

just keeps submitting the same Poker game over and over, just with a different girls image every time. Basically its shovelware.

and

Same shit, different pictures.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-05 14:33:40


Not only is this just a fucking lightbulb, I think it's a tutorial from something. I vaguely remember using it in my website development class.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-05 14:42:11


At 9/4/15 04:25 PM, Exedor wrote: Someone please tell me this is stolen from somewhere...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/663101
Please.

You could probably slam it for stealing the song in the background (and not crediting it): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAbhJk4YJns


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-05 16:51:09


The author's description is non English , but the game is made with English. Does anybody know if this submission is legit?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-06 08:03:40 (edited 2015-09-06 08:07:49)


Youtube material.

And, flappy bird clone.


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-06 08:19:52


At 9/6/15 08:03 AM, LexaHergon wrote:
And, flappy bird clone.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/663159

May as well nuke his Pong game as well, who hasn't seen that before

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-06 08:34:01


At 9/6/15 08:19 AM, jonthomson wrote: May as well nuke his Pong game as well, who hasn't seen that before

Nothing against pong so, I just gave it my fa1r v0te.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-06 18:26:15


At 9/6/15 08:34 AM, LexaHergon wrote:
At 9/6/15 08:19 AM, jonthomson wrote: May as well nuke his Pong game as well, who hasn't seen that before
Nothing against pong so, I just gave it my fa1r v0te.

lOl. i l0ve P0ng s0 I gave it a g00d v0te t00.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-07 14:25:09


Stolen Five Nights at Freddies assets.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-08 03:00:20



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-08 13:43:22 (edited 2015-09-08 13:43:51)



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-09-08 23:22:04


Pretty sure this is stolen. I can find it on several other websites and I don't see the name of the user on this game anywhere.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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