Reporting to join. Please let me join :salutes:

A lot of people are leveling up and joining I hope K-Pingu updates the site soon :)

At 2/19/06 01:38 PM, LittleWashu wrote: i am emailing wade about that so don't worry about it

Thanks! Hopefully he'll get a few emails about George and gets Wade's attention.

At 2/19/06 02:21 PM, Biff777 wrote: Sir it wasn't the stolen fishy game. It was a game just like it but with diffrent types of fish.

Yeah, and I remember flagging that flash. :| Too fucking bad it happened to pass UJ.

At 2/19/06 02:27 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Reporting to join. Please let me join :salutes:

Welcome to the EG Barracks. *salutes*

At 2/19/06 02:31 PM, Biff777 wrote: A lot of people are leveling up and joining I hope K-Pingu updates the site soon :)

Wait...what site...I havent been in charge of updating any site since I left the NGPD...and even then I was a slacker...

And in other news, I'll be in and out this week, and I'm not sure how much BP I'll get, as it's reading week, and I'll be doing lots of swimming etc.

At 2/19/06 04:07 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 2/19/06 03:43 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I have decided to change my utlimate b/p goal from 250000 to 300000. We will have lots of fun in the future. ;)

Guess who is gaining on you... If I work really hard all day I might make Major as soon as today, late tonight but still today... You are not my biggest opponent, RemRulzz is... But he doesn't know about the list so you and LittleWashu are up next, watch out... He he he...

Oh yea? For me, it is just the beginning of the fun. You may pass Washu and me very soon due to your pace now. But unless you also set your utlimate goal to 300000, I don't see the competition here. A lot of people get bored after they reach EGSC and retire. But I can tell you that it is not my case. So... >:)

Who else protected Warbears? I love it, I'm still playing it... Really good game. If I make the 2000 best that are allowed to vote on best of the month I'll surly give a score of best game.

At 2/19/06 02:27 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Reporting to join. Please let me join :salutes:

Age: 80
Job: Student
If you are not serious about your age, I strongly doubt that you will be serious about the Barracks if we allow you to be with us. But of course, you are always welcome to be back when you have a more serious attitude.

At 2/19/06 03:07 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:

At 2/19/06 02:27 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Reporting to join. Please let me join :salutes:

Age: 80
Job: Student
If you are not serious about your age, I strongly doubt that you will be serious about the Barracks if we allow you to be with us. But of course, you are always welcome to be back when you have a more serious attitude.

Yes ofcourse. Because we all know the internet is such serious business.

The promotional give away you ask? Staff to the sergeant. Make that into a compound and you get this

Rank: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant
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BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 2,579 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 1,455 quality entries.

At 2/19/06 03:07 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Age: 80
Job: Student
If you are not serious about your age, I strongly doubt that you will be serious about the Barracks if we allow you to be with us. But of course, you are always welcome to be back when you have a more serious attitude.

Of course sir, i have no changed it to my real age does this mean i can join? *salutes*

At 2/19/06 04:25 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Of course sir, i have no changed it to my real age does this mean i can join? *salutes*

Sure. As Chief Barracks Officer, I welcome you here! Please feel free to check out the Barracks Forums and join up.

At 2/19/06 04:29 PM, EagleRock wrote: Sure. As Chief Barracks Officer, I welcome you here! Please feel free to check out the Barracks Forums and join up.

thank you sir i will now sign up on the forums *salutes*

At 2/19/06 04:25 PM, wastedwizard wrote:

At 2/19/06 03:07 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Age: 80
Job: Student
If you are not serious about your age, I strongly doubt that you will be serious about the Barracks if we allow you to be with us. But of course, you are always welcome to be back when you have a more serious attitude.

Of course sir, i have no changed it to my real age does this mean i can join? *salutes*

Dude, I just read through your posting history. I can see that you posted lots of one sentence posts in the general forum. I often do it there as well. But do not bring the habit (of posting one sentence posts) here. By the way, you are welcome to be with us, for now.

At 2/19/06 04:07 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Rank: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant

Congrats on the promotion Staff Sergeant. :salute:

At 2/19/06 04:04 PM, Major_punk wrote: Online ownage.

Ouch... That was interesting... Major_Punk, may I remind you of the good old " Court-martial " in case things get that far.

At 2/19/06 04:07 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Rank: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant

Congratulations, enjoy the new rank.

At 2/19/06 04:25 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Of course sir, i have no changed it to my real age does this mean i can join? *salutes*

Yay... New guinea pig... eh... I meant fresh meat... Eh…Oh forget it, welcome to the Barracks, where odds are every one is in a higher position than you! ( <-- is the barracks official initiation ceremony, invented by me ). You are now [art of the home boys, and now… Get back to work on the portal!

At 2/19/06 05:03 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: You are now [art of the home boys,

*Part of. If any one ever brings this up I'll ram a sword up your privet organs violate you to death, moving on why haven't you bastards answered me? I was asking about the great new game Warbears on the portal now...

At 2/19/06 05:03 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

Congratulations, enjoy the new rank.

Thank you sir. Question. Does the submission "one-short" look like a fileswap? Looks too good if you ask me. Might have seen it somewhere I'm not sure.

At 2/19/06 05:08 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Thank you sir. Question. Does the submission "one-short" look like a fileswap? Looks too good if you ask me. Might have seen it somewhere I'm not sure.

Unsightly, author has a portal award and a nice one, logic says he wouldn't do something to jeopardize it. In short, negative.

At 2/19/06 05:11 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

Unsightly, author has a portal award and a nice one, logic says he wouldn't do something to jeopardize it. In short, negative.

Thats good to know. I've seen so many submissions stolen and fileswaps being made I don't know who has done what.

At 2/19/06 05:37 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Thats good to know. I've seen so many submissions stolen and fileswaps being made I don't know who has done what.

It's ok.. The barracks is always willing to help... man I need to get an outer-internet life... But why should I?

At 2/19/06 06:01 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 2/19/06 05:37 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Thats good to know. I've seen so many submissions stolen and fileswaps being made I don't know who has done what.

It's ok.. The barracks is always willing to help... man I need to get an outer-internet life... But why should I?

No reason to. trust me the outside life is nothing spectacular. I like personal seclusion because I get to make my own world. The outside is filled with lies and hurtful people who think they own your life and a simple "fuck you" does absolutely nothing so personally stick with the inside life. You'll find living conditions much more pleasing.

Don't worry, I'm not planning on getting a life any time soon. it's too much high maintenance if you ask me.

At 2/19/06 06:20 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Don't worry, I'm not planning on getting a life any time soon. it's too much high maintenance if you ask me.

And expensive. So I take a loan out once in a while to give couple more years going. To think I'll still be living with my parents for the next 32 years until I can actually take care of myself. Damn over pampering. You make a grown man look like a kid again. Crap. Thats not normal. Living with your parents beyond twenty? I gotta but at the same time I can't get a life. Its like monopoly. I'll by a piece of my life back with every asset but eventually I'll land on a " go straight to jail" space and I only have so many "get out of jail for free" cards.

Alright I'm calling it a day early, I need my sleep.

End of day report:

125+b/p. Raising my average to 64.00/day.
2 reviews, 1 response, 1 flagged submission and 24 posts.

Unrelated
The fileswap "-Dad's Home-" was finally put where it belongs. In the graveyard.
The author is deleted.

Also wismty has become the 51st EGSC.

End of Day:
B/P: roughly 45, with 10-15 pending in the next 45 minutes.
abusive marks: 5 or so.

At 2/19/06 10:17 PM, Major_punk wrote: Unrelated
The fileswap "-Dad's Home-" was finally put where it belongs. In the graveyard.
The author is deleted.
Also wismty has become the 51st EGSC.

I wonder how wismy feels as he cannot see his name on the official top 50 b/p user's list as an EGSC. Anyway, congratulations on him. I laughed my ass off to know that the deleted author stole "Dad's Home" since it is so well known. He certainly dug his own grave. :) I saw Warhammer asked if a submission with the author's profile unclickable was a fileswap. For me, I will not whistle unless I am sure that it is stolen. I have seen many great flashes with the authors' profiles unclickable. So Warhammer, here is the tip: do not whistle unless you are sure that it is a fileswap. Even if a fileswap sneaks in because it was not realized. We can always email Wade and he will get things done. I hope that you can learn something from my post, Warhammer. :)

B/P 60
submissions marked 0
Flagged reviews 1000 I am slowing down for now

Day's end report:

135 points. Not bad. Not super, but not bad. I think I fixed my internets now, so hopefully tomorrow will be a nice, non-interrupted day of straight B/P'ing, lol.

Hey, does this sound like a good idea? As part of my duties as Barracks Recruitment Officer, I could do a basic background check on people who wish to enter. Nothing super-probing, just a check of their recent post history, recent reviews, check any websites they link to, in order to see if they're just a spammer or something. And I'd bring anything I find to the attention of my fellow soldiers to discuss. I wouldn't be dragging up a lot, only things I'd think could be a problem. Y'all know I'm pretty easygoing, so I wouldn't be flaming or disrespectful towards anyone, just report any problems. Sound good? If not, that's fine. But just letting you know I'd have the time to do that, since I've always got a page open on the Barracks and am online 16 hours a day, lol.

Back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

At 2/20/06 12:11 AM, LittleWashu wrote: Flagged reviews 1000 I am slowing down for now

You're still not human, ma'am.

At 2/20/06 12:13 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

Here it comes...

135 points. Not bad. Not super, but not bad. I think I fixed my internets now, so hopefully tomorrow will be a nice, non-interrupted day of straight B/P'ing, lol.

Your internets will never be fixed, and I'll have to suffer through you being signed on and off msn, giving me that little "SlashFirestorm has signed on" window every 5 minutes or less.

exaggerating

Hey, does this sound like a good idea?

No

yes

But just letting you know I'd have the time to do that, since I've always got a page open on the Barracks and am online 16 hours a day, lol.

Do I even NEED to comment on how you spend about 2/3 of your full 24 hour day on the internet?...

Days end report:
BP: 10, meh
Milestones: 800 posts. I'm spending too much time in the General forums nowadays, and even had a post deleted (a first for me. It was borderline and probably misinterpreted)...im a rebel...

Well, I know I'm not going to get anything more done tonight, so I'm away.

eh, what the hell. why not...

*Sergeant Salute*

At 2/20/06 12:13 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

135 points. Not bad. Not super, but not bad. I think I fixed my internets now, so hopefully tomorrow will be a nice, non-interrupted day of straight B/P'ing, lol.

Hey, does this sound like a good idea? As part of my duties as Barracks Recruitment Officer, I could do a basic background check on people who wish to enter. Nothing super-probing, just a check of their recent post history, recent reviews, check any websites they link to, in order to see if they're just a spammer or something. And I'd bring anything I find to the attention of my fellow soldiers to discuss. I wouldn't be dragging up a lot, only things I'd think could be a problem. Y'all know I'm pretty easygoing, so I wouldn't be flaming or disrespectful towards anyone, just report any problems. Sound good? If not, that's fine. But just letting you know I'd have the time to do that, since I've always got a page open on the Barracks and am online 16 hours a day, lol.

Back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

Sounds like a good Idea man. I mean everyone is welcome in this club but it would be good to know something about the people that come in. for example when I came in here I was known for my feeding whistle points for the masses. it will be a good way to know what every potential member's strength is. it will also help us know who the spammers are as well because the last thing we need is someone who joins us and the person is a known spammer. but hey that is eaglerocks call