*Decky wakes up, turns on his computer and decides to see what has been discussed in The EGB whilst he was asleep.*
At 12/14/12 02:41 AM, gamejunkie wrote: And I'm not talking about bowel movements.
*spits morning coffee everywhere*
Shovelware. Generic Match 3 puzzle game.
Shovelware. Generic 'Christmas Themed' Whack-A-Mole Game.
This was posted yesterday
and I guess it was deleted by a Portal Mod before anyone here posted about it because it's not in the Obituaries for yesterday. Well anyway here it is again. Resubmitted without any changes.
gamesgrow alts no doubt of course making many Xmas games. Shame that these authors don't get the message about there flashes being removed. I hope that my internet will be okay this month, with Sky sucking so much compared to the other one.
Archer I'm a good shot!
At 12/14/12 07:50 PM, EJR wrote: Nope. We didn't remove anything.They probably just unpublished it and put it back up today.
No problemo! Just wondering.
How about this one? Shovelware? Basically a Generic Knife Slash Fruit Game with a Christmas theme. Yippee!!
Good morning, afternoon, evening to you wherever you may be. Here is a Stencyl Tutorial game. This actual game/ tutorial thing has been submitted so many times now it's ridiculous. Ye olde Slingshot Rock at Castle Stencyl Tutorial.
Shovelware porn...well kinda porn.
This guy is clearly just a promoter for some porno games website.
At 12/16/12 04:50 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Shovelware porn...well kinda porn.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/607740
This guy is clearly just a promoter for some porno games website.
http://ronpimpster.newgrounds.com/
It doesn't have any advertisements, so for right now they're alright.
Shovelware. Just a generic slider match 3 game.
Shovelware dressup, serial offender.
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Unpublished Submission
Everyday I'm shovelin'
Generic shovelware Mario game
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Unpublished Submission
Serial offender, plus 2 offenses in one.
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I've been told to post here, so here goes.
In the end of this game, there are -links- that redirects to actual porn sites.
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This submission contains age-rated material and requires an account to view.
Two things:
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Serial offender with this generic cake decorating game
More shovelware, generic soccer/hockey goal scoring game that I've probably seen 50 times this month.
At 12/18/12 09:43 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Two things:
Ugh you beat me.
At 12/18/12 09:46 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote:At 12/18/12 09:43 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Two things:Ugh you beat me.
This isn't a race. Did you completely miss the whole thing last week or something?
At 12/18/12 09:49 PM, Spretznaz wrote:At 12/18/12 09:46 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote:This isn't a race. Did you completely miss the whole thing last week or something?At 12/18/12 09:43 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Two things:Ugh you beat me.
What thing?
Also this-
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Unpublished Submission
At 12/18/12 09:49 PM, Spretznaz wrote:At 12/18/12 09:46 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote:This isn't a race.At 12/18/12 09:43 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Two things:Ugh you beat me.
This.
If you complain about somebody beating you to posting a submission first it really comes off as if you're just reporting submissions for 1+ post. Don't be like that.
At 12/19/12 04:44 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Also this-
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/608000
Again, no ads = Not shovelware.
If they're spamming the portal with submissions that have links to their site(s) then we might consider it shovelware then, but they've only submitted one submission this year.
Old alt from Nextdifferencegames. Hidden pictures shovelware, as usual.
At 12/19/12 04:08 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Old alt from Nextdifferencegames. Hidden pictures shovelware, as usual.
Whoops,
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Well having seen some games links on this page made me think of Tom Fulps news post about indie games. I don't think I have played any indie games or a on the list. It is nice to see indie games being more in the domain then maybe before here is the news post
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1327357
I like the look of the games.
Archer I'm a good shot!
Generic shovelware ATV
At 12/20/12 05:06 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Generic shovelware ATV
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/608128
And it looks like his other stuff is also riddled with shovelware.
OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM - ELITE GUARD BARRACKS
Date: 20-Dec-2012
To: All members of the Elite Guard
From:EGSC byteslinger
RE: Inactive Members On The Roster
Please be advised that the following 11 (eleven) members of the Elite Guard will be placed on "INACTIVE" status as of January 1, 2013 due to the fact that (a) they have had little or no activity whatsoever in the past 6 months (no blams, protects or posts in the EGB forums) and (b) they have not contacted anyone to the contrary that they wish to remain active:
Seargent Afro-Mann
Praporshchik AnalPenguinFarming
Sup. Commander ArtDanVal
Corporal EmmDubya
Sup. Commander idiot-buster
Colonel Ismael92
Praporshchik IzzyDude
Corporal Luke
Corporal MultiCanimefan
Sgt. First Class NGFan14
Commander sixflab
If any of you wish to remain active, please contact me either in this forum or via PM; otherwise, you will quietly be dropped from the roster and placed on inactive status. If in the future you wish to reactivate your position, just let me know and we'll get you back to the Barracks in a flash (no pun intended).
This is not meant as a punishment - it's purely a matter of housekeeping and making sure the active roster is as accurate as possible. Thank you for your understanding.
*Salutes*
PS: It's now 00:25 Friday morning, 12-21-2012 - and I'm still here. In fact, so is most of the world. Looks like the Mayan apocalypse was like a Justin Beiber concert - a lot of hype up front, but nothing delivered at show time. Oh well, let's go check with Nostradamus and see what his next guess is....
