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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-13 19:39:42


Some people. I can but only imagine at how pathetic their lives must be to have to steal someone else's work. Sad.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-13 21:32:15


At 2/13/06 07:39 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Some people. I can but only imagine at how pathetic their lives must be to have to steal someone else's work. Sad.

I seriously doubt that any thief feels sad or pathetic when they are stealing. People can do anything when you do not care about their faces. I am always excited to see those rule-breaking submissions and abusive reviews. I mean, if they never submit flashes that break rules and write abusive reviews. How can we get the whistle points and possibly promote the whistle level? Are they pathetic? Yes, but they choose to be pathetic. All we should care is to clean up the portal since some people will always be stupid enough to challenge the rules. It is just like this: if there is no crimes in the world, most of the police will lose their job. So from a certain aspect, we should thank those pathetic idiots.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-13 22:15:21


At 2/13/06 06:45 PM, LittleWashu wrote: At 2/13/06 06:45 PM, Major_punk wrote:
I posted that already and it is marked for view

Ugh, sorry about that, I literally posted it seconds after you.
At least it's been marked that's what counts.

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End of day report:

71+b/p. Raising my average to 62.19/day. =)
0 reviews, 0 responses, 14 posts, 1 flagged submission.

Hmm... my end of day report seems a little empty so I'll just add this for the hell of it:

Percentage of my total points (exp+rev+blam+save+posts)

13.0% Experience (2070)
01.4% Reviews (229)
50.1% Blams (7967)
26.2% Saves (4168)
09.1% Posts (1449)
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100% Total points (15883)

I <3 stats =)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-13 22:28:43


Ok, let's see...
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Total points: 21378
Exp points: 19.1%
Blam points: 43.5%
Protection points: 23.1%
Reviews: 2.0%
Posts: 12.3%
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Thanks for the mini calculator, Major_punk, it was pretty effective. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-13 22:32:27


At 2/13/06 05:30 PM, Major_punk wrote: When he made his first post his said NG Mafia. So I assumed he was from the Mafia.

It's changed now but I'm 100% sure it said NG Mafia when he posted last night, so I was using that as my reference.

I understand now. You saw it says as his "rank" as "NG Mafia Member." What happened was I made the rank incorrectly and listed NG Mafia Member as a nonspecial rank (where you have to have a certain number of posts to obtain it, just like other forums). Therefore, it acted as the default rank instead of Barracks Guest, which is supposed to be the real default value. That is fixed now, as well as any ranks that might have been affected by this.

At 2/13/06 10:28 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Thanks for the mini calculator, Major_punk, it was pretty effective. :)

What mini-calculator? I'd like to test it out for myself.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-13 22:50:12


http://www.newground..m/portal/view/295354
resubmitted crap without improvement when will they learn?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-13 22:52:52


At 2/13/06 10:32 PM, EagleRock-My-World wrote: What mini-calculator? I'd like to test it out for myself.

I dont believe it is a "Mini-Calculator" so to speak.

But for it just add up your totl of B/P, EXP, REV, and all then get your total EXP and divide by the total number giving you the percent out of your total.

Such as mine would be...

16.4% Experience (2470)
00.4% Reviews (64)
52.9% Blams (7972)
24.0% Saves (3611)
06.3% Posts (958)
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100% Total points (15075)

Math is fun!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-13 22:54:23


At 2/13/06 10:32 PM, EagleRock-My-World wrote: At 2/13/06 05:30 PM, Major_punk wrote: When he made his first post his said NG Mafia. So I assumed he was from the Mafia.

It's changed now but I'm 100% sure it said NG Mafia when he posted last night, so I was using that as my reference.
I understand now. You saw it says as his "rank" as "NG Mafia Member." What happened was...

I don't understand all this hi-tech admin mumbo-jumbo. But I get the point, I thought I was going crazy, thanks for the expliantion.

At 2/13/06 10:28 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Thanks for the mini calculator, Major_punk, it was pretty effective. :)

Hey, you got the hang of it pretty quick, thanks =)

At 2/13/06 10:32 PM, EagleRock-My-World wrote:
What mini-calculator? I'd like to test it out for myself.

It's not really a calculator, but more of knowing how distributed your stats are, yanno like strengths and weaknesses.

A few weeks ago I had this "activeness scale" that I kept personally and I would take users of interest to me and rate them from 1 to 10.
Pretty much the main point of it was the lower the percent your exp had the more active you were. But ofcourse that was really flawed and didn't reflect how active the person was very well so I haven't done it in awhile.

I'll do yours now:

0.99% Experience (1565)
0.20% Reviews (324)
52.9% Blams (8317)
25.9% Saves (4070)
09.0% Posts (1420)
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100% Total Points (15696)

So with the old scale I had, you would be ranked 9/10.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-13 23:23:39


The potal is on a decent speed and I am about to reach my average. :P Breaking news: Police Captain kickme123 is about to join us. (9 points away) :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-13 23:31:16


At 2/13/06 11:23 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: The potal is on a decent speed and I am about to reach my average. :P Breaking news: Police Captain kickme123 is about to join us. (9 points away) :D

Yes, ir has been pretty nice how the portal has been going the last few days. I barely B/P'ed one fridays-saturday but I am still doing okay. But it feels like I have been going really fast.

Another Elite Guard ^_^ great news to hear.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-13 23:47:48


At 2/13/06 11:23 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: The potal is on a decent speed and I am about to reach my average. :P Breaking news: Police Captain kickme123 is about to join us. (9 points away) :D

Not so fast, sir. Although he is close to rank up, he posted in the NGPD that he wasnt sure if he wants to join us or not. I believe he said something about us being too serious/not too laid back enough for his liking.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 00:06:46


Day's end report:
150 points. Beautiful! More, more, more...:greedy:
No urgent business currently...happy valentine's day, even those I hate this day with a passion, lol. Damn singleness...
Back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 00:09:26


Day's end report:

B/P: 77
Flags: 100 reviews, 1 submission
Reviews: 6 (2 blammed)
..........with replies: 1
Milestones: 50 reviews (gotta start somewhere...)

I think it's time for me to step up my reviewing. Watch out ~X~...someday...maybe...

Happy Hallmark/Consumer-Whore Day


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 00:18:26


end of the day report

B/P 87
submission flagged 2
flagged reviews 1400

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 00:21:45


Well every thing is fine now so all is good. The mafia rank thing was solved. And some stolen entries... I wish I had some time but I have school... Crap.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 02:55:32


Sorry if I haven't posted for a while, but my Internet was down for several hours...oh the B/P missed...

At 2/13/06 10:54 PM, Major_punk wrote: I'll do yours now:

0.99% Experience (1565)
0.20% Reviews (324)
52.9% Blams (8317)
25.9% Saves (4070)
09.0% Posts (1420)
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100% Total Points (15696)

So with the old scale I had, you would be ranked 9/10.

Interesting...so how do you do the ranking? How did you get 9/10 for me?

At 2/14/06 12:06 AM, SlashFireheart wrote: Day's end report:
150 points. Beautiful! More, more, more...:greedy:

And to think I might have beat you today if it wasn't for the Internet...147 points here. Oh well.

Oh, well...it's late. I must head off to the bunks...Good night, soldiers!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 06:13:22


At 2/13/06 10:54 PM, Major_punk wrote: I'll do yours now:

0.99% Experience (1565)
0.20% Reviews (324)
52.9% Blams (8317)
25.9% Saves (4070)
09.0% Posts (1420)
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100% Total Points (15696)

i don't get it 0.99+0.20+52.9+25.9+9 = 97.09%


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 06:59:42


At 2/14/06 06:13 AM, nimmer wrote:
At 2/13/06 10:54 PM, Major_punk wrote: I'll do yours now:

0.99% Experience (1565)
0.20% Reviews (324)
52.9% Blams (8317)
25.9% Saves (4070)
09.0% Posts (1420)
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100% Total Points (15696)
i don't get it 0.99+0.20+52.9+25.9+9 = 97.09%

He mucked up the review percent, sir, it should be 2.06%. Plus his figures aren't accurate due to the rounding so it doesn't add up to exactly 100, sir.

Here's mine...

30.61% Experience (2995)
0.53% Reviews (51)
47.75% Blams (4610)
18.54%Saves (1790)
2.13%Posts (209)

100% total points = 9655

I guess I need t o review and post more then!!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 08:25:40


At 2/13/06 10:15 PM, Major_punk wrote: Percentage of my total points (exp+rev+blam+save+posts)

13.0% Experience (2070)
01.4% Reviews (229)
50.1% Blams (7967)
26.2% Saves (4168)
09.1% Posts (1449)
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100% Total points (15883)

Here's mine:
31.8% Experience (6,540)
0.007% Reviews (143)
29.4% Blams (6,032)
12.7% Saves (2,618)
25.3% Posts (5,201)
TOTAL POINTS = 20,534

I <3 stats =)

Almost as much as me :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 08:26:43


Am I cool enough now?

Total: 18837
XP: 16% ( 3100 )
Blams: 52% ( 9734 )
Saves: 19% ( 3534 )
Reviews: 2% ( 388 )
Posts: 11% ( 2083 )

Not too bad now is it... Well how is every one?


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 08:58:39


Since everybody else is doing it:

Experience: 4820 = 30.83%

Blams: 3317 = 21.22%

Protects: 1743 = 11.15%

Posts: 5670 = 36.27%

Reviews: 84 = 0.537%

Total: 15634 (100%)

Also, I'm nearly into the Top Five Hundred B/Pers. Finally. :/
And I got permission to download SPYBOT S&D and Ad-Aware. Again, finally. :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 09:12:26


At 2/14/06 08:26 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Not too bad now is it... Well how is every one?

At least I own you in the total stats (at least for the next few weeks). I'm not too bad, I think that after tonight at the gym, I'll be hitting the portal big time. I wish the gym would have the TV bikes with web access, so I could check the portal then.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 09:43:18


At 2/14/06 09:12 AM, Coop83 wrote: At least I own you in the total stats (at least for the next few weeks). I'm not too bad, I think that after tonight at the gym, I'll be hitting the portal big time. I wish the gym would have the TV bikes with web access, so I could check the portal then.

Well after all you are a level 14 Praporshchik. I'm proud of my stats for a level 11... Also my only real rival in B/P is Remrulzz... He is almost as good as me... and after I beat him ( already have once, I am currently one point away from him… Damn he is good ) The next target is LittleWashu.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 10:46:19


Well, I had a shit day on NG yesterday. I had to go off two hours fucking early because of my sister who had to do some homework, but when it was usually her time to go on the internet, she was on World of Warcraft, so I'm fucking pissed at her. It sure started to make my life a total bitch at the moment. Hopefully today will be a good day for B/P thanks to Valentine's Day, although I'm not doing anything special today.

At 2/13/06 01:30 PM, -Casualty- wrote: Looks fun...
Reporting!

Welcome to the EG Barracks! *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 11:45:04


At 2/14/06 10:46 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Well, I had a shit day on NG yesterday. I had to go off two hours fucking early because of my sister who had to do some homework, but when it was usually her time to go on the internet, she was on World of Warcraft, so I'm fucking pissed at her. It sure started to make my life a total bitch at the moment. Hopefully today will be a good day for B/P thanks to Valentine's Day, although I'm not doing anything special today.

that is sad man. but consider yourself lucky you have more then an hour a day to use your computer. I have to use the computers at my school if i want to have more then a hour a day and the school is 2 hours away. all the libraries around my way have blocked NG because it has hentai or the it has distastful flash.

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At 2/14/06 11:45 AM, LittleWashu wrote: that is sad man. but consider yourself lucky you have more then an hour a day to use your computer. I have to use the computers at my school if i want to have more then a hour a day and the school is 2 hours away. all the libraries around my way have blocked NG because it has hentai or the it has distastful flash.

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Yeah, I know what it's like going to the library with NG blocked because of stuff like the Flash Bahamut- has an award for. LOL.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 12:12:50


Yay.... I beat RemRulzz by 13 points now but he will probably catch up when I'm asleep or at school... Shit... I need to pass him by a lot more if I want to keep that position...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 12:16:22


At 2/14/06 11:45 AM, LittleWashu wrote: that is sad man. but consider yourself lucky you have more then an hour a day to use your computer. I have to use the computers at my school if i want to have more then a hour a day and the school is 2 hours away. all the libraries around my way have blocked NG because it has hentai or the it has distastful flash.

Too bad my school blocks NG. Besides, I don't use school computers to go on sites like that anyway. There'll be a support stuff with me, so there's no chance of trying to go on a site like NG.

At 2/14/06 12:06 PM, purpleninja wrote: Yeah, I know what it's like going to the library with NG blocked because of stuff like the Flash Bahamut- has an award for. LOL.

Oh yeah, the hentai flash that I was co-authored on. :D Heh, too bad NG has to be blocked because of all the shit on this site. Well, why don't we kill all the perverts? >:) But no since that would kill the popularity of NG. Oh, and I see you took my sig. Now that someone else is using my sig, I'll have to add myself on the sig. XD

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 12:34:45


This is Private kickme123 reporting in. I have just been honarably discharged from the NGPD and request to join your ranks.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 12:42:19


At 2/14/06 12:34 PM, kickme123 wrote: This is Private kickme123 reporting in. I have just been honarably discharged from the NGPD and request to join your ranks.

*salutes*

Welcome aboard, Private! Hope you got your fill of that gold Police Captain badge...you won't be seeing gold again for a looooong time! :-P
You should head over to the Barracks Forums (click on my sig pic) and sign up, if you haven't done so already...that way Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can register you.
Good hunting, and welcome! :salute:


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by the darkness.

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