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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-01 07:48:03


At 8/31/12 03:33 PM, Spretznaz wrote:
At 8/31/12 09:35 AM, byteslinger wrote: With that, Will all active EGB members please weigh in on Private Sectus' admission discussion?
"Your account has not been activated yet."

Argh, sorry man, dropped the ball on that one. I somehow must have missed the signup email that I get sent automatically when somebody tries to sign up. You should be all set now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-01 10:31:27


This:

is the same game as this:

but then with the characters switched. Does that count as shovelware?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-01 19:31:50


I hope that the whistle feature is brought back some day I miss having ability to flag stuff. I like new angry face icon with the message with it. I read that there will be a sequel to Plant Vs Zombies maybe next year, I would love to play a sequel to that game. gamesgrow is that another alt just posted the name sure sounds similar maybe n, but I lost rack of the alts that account has used over time. Well it is now almost autumn I wonder what new games or movies it will brig to this site.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-01 20:00:42


At 9/1/12 07:31 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I hope that the whistle feature is brought back some day I miss having ability to flag stuff. I like new angry face icon with the message with it. I read that there will be a sequel to Plant Vs Zombies maybe next year, I would love to play a sequel to that game. gamesgrow is that another alt just posted the name sure sounds similar maybe n, but I lost rack of the alts that account has used over time. Well it is now almost autumn I wonder what new games or movies it will brig to this site.

I don't think we will need the whistle back with this new system. every time something is posted that breaks the rules the portal mods reverse publish it. But while we don't gain anything if we vote 0 or 1, the people who vote to protect don't get anything either, plus justice is served as well so it is a fair trade.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-01 20:14:30


Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2012:

Milestones::
byteslinger - 80K saves
Coop - 79K saves, 109K total B/P
Cootie - 25K saves
Decky - 8K saves, 10K total B/P
Gimmick - 19K saves, 21K total B/P
Jolly - 31K saves, 37K total B/P
Tycrane - 27K saves, 29K total B/P

Promotions::
No promotions this month.

Entering The List::
GameJunkie
J-Rex
Jackho
Spretznaz

Leaving The Barracks:: None

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 109,280 | 1,294 | 41.74 | A | +002.78 | Coop Sup. Commander | 2 | D
02) 93,900 | 0,889 | 28.68 | B | -028.99 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 4 | D
03) 80,294 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 56,092 | 0,071 | 02.29 | D | -025.26 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F
05) 52,984 | 0,071 | 02.29 | --- | -025.26 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander NEW | --- | ---
06) 51,861 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F
07) 37,086 | 1,397 | 45.06 | A | -001.06 | Jolly Sup. Commander -1 | 12 | C
08) 32,109 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | ArtDanVal Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F
09) 30,460 | 0,330 | 10.65 | C | +028.40 | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander | 2 | D
10) 30,348 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | idiot-buster Sup. Commander -2 | 0 | F
11) 29,975 | 1,549 | 49.97 | A | -003.97 | Tycrane Commander | 2 | D
12) 29,729 | 0,675 | 21.77 | B | -024.16 | Cootie Commander -2 | 0 | F
13) 26,223 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | sixflab Commander -1 | 0 | F
14) 21,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Lizzardis Lt. General -1 | 0 | F
15) 21,218 | 1,626 | 52.45 | A | -002.63 | Gimmick Brig. General -1 | 0 | F
16) 19,225 | 0,025 | 00.81 | D | -080.32 | Asandir Colonel | 0 | F
17) 19,221 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Ismael92 Colonel -2 | 0 | F
18) 11,335 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | IzzyDude Praporshchik -1 | 0 | F
19) 11,271 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | AnalPenguinFarming Praporshchik -1 | 0 | F
20) 10,678 | 0,839 | 27.06 | B | -038.98 | Decky Sgt. Major | 21 | B
21) 10,061 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major -2 | 0 | F
22) 9,922 | 0,139 | 04.48 | D | +027.52 | BrokenDeck Sgt. Major -1 | 1 | D
23) 9,352 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | NGFan14 Sgt. First Class -1 | 0 | F
24) 8,402 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | PossiblePancakes Sgt. First Class -1 | 0 | F
25) 7,368 | 0,017 | 00.55 | D | +112.50 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant -1 | 10 | C
26) 6,409 | 0,033 | 01.06 | D | +000.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant | 1 | D
27) 6,406 | 0,002 | 00.06 | D | -098.17 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant -2 | 2 | D
28) 6,283 | 0,026 | 00.84 | D | -023.53 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant -1 | 5 | C
29) 5,683 | 0,136 | 04.39 | D | +097.10 | BenwaHakubi Sergeant -1 | 0 | F
30) 5,414 | 0,099 | 03.19 | D | +086.79 | ZJ Sergeant -1 | 0 | F
31) 5,073 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Afro-Mann Sergeant -1 | 0 | F
32) 4,801 | 0,000 | 00.00 | --- | +000.00 | Spretznaz Corporal NEW | --- | ---
33) 4,584 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | +000.00 | Luke Corporal -2 | 0 | F
34) 4,289 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EmmDubya Corporal -2 | 0 | F
35) 4,199 | 0,000 | 00.00 | --- | +000.00 | Jackho Corporal NEW | --- | ---
36) 4,062 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | MultiCanimefan Corporal -3 | 0 | F
37) 3,505 | 0,000 | 00.00 | --- | +000.00 | J-Rex Pvt. First Class NEW | --- | ---

Top 5 Gainers::
Gimmick - 1,626 (17.77% of total)
Tycrane - 1,549 (16.93% of total)
Jolly - 1,397 (15.27% of total)
Coop - 1,294 (14.14% of total)
byteslinger - 889 (9.72% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 73.83% of B/P points (6,755 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Jolly (20)
Gimmick (11)
Tycrane (9)
Coop (3)

Total gain for month: 9,150 (18 Active Members)

That's 295.16 per day, or 16.40 per day per active member.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-01 23:12:30


Yet another gamergoogle alt.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-02 05:20:51


At 9/1/12 08:14 PM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2012:

Yay it's roster time, it came around quick this month. Thanks Byte!

Milestones::
Decky - 8K saves, 10K total B/P

Finally got past the 10,000 total B/P milestone, only around 20 more to go now. I'm going to try and get my save and blams to a more respectable ratio from now on, this includes trying to get 2,000 blams before i get 10,000 saves. Wish me luck.

Promotions::
No promotions this month.

Strange that there wasn't even a single promotion this month, Hopefully I'll be getting my next one before the next roster.

Entering The List::
GameJunkie
J-Rex
Jackho
Spretznaz

Congrats to you guys for appearing on your first roster, get to the portal and make us all proud.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
19) 11,271 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | AnalPenguinFarming Praporshchik -1 | 0 | F
20) 10,678 | 0,839 | 27.06 | B | -038.98 | Decky Sgt. Major | 21 | B
21) 10,061 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major -2 | 0 | F

At this rate I'll be passing AnalPenguinFarming by next month.

Well that's my roster reply post over for another month, cheers again Byte :).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-02 12:13:08


Same deal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-02 12:14:58


And...gamesgrow AGAIN


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-02 12:15:59


At 9/2/12 12:14 PM, Spretznaz wrote: And...gamesgrow AGAIN

Did I seriously just forget the link?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-02 23:27:32


I demand theese doesn't make judgment

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602281

(en francais)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602265

(Spanish)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-02 23:44:55


At 9/2/12 11:27 PM, killerrob wrote: I demand theese doesn't make judgment
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602285
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602281 (en francais)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602265 (Spanish)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602242

This isn't a blam crew. Don't post submissions that you think should be blammed. Only post rule breaking submissions.

I removed two of those because one is shovelware and the other just appears to just be a re-skinned chocobreak. There's no rule against non-English submissions.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-03 15:06:14


At 9/2/12 11:44 PM, Jolly wrote:
At 9/2/12 11:27 PM, killerrob wrote: I demand theese doesn't make judgment
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602285
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602281 (en francais)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602265 (Spanish)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602242
This isn't a blam crew. Don't post submissions that you think should be blammed. Only post rule breaking submissions.

I removed two of those because one is shovelware and the other just appears to just be a re-skinned chocobreak. There's no rule against non-English submissions.

Jolly only one of those I saw was removed which was the first one. The chocobreak one is still there. But on another note

Not sure about this one, but it looks like a shoverware game to me so I thought I would post it here.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-03 23:37:03


Gamergoogle. They seriously can't take a hint?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-04 03:16:41


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-04 03:25:16


At 9/3/12 03:06 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Jolly only one of those I saw was removed which was the first one. The chocobreak one is still there. But on another note
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602323
Not sure about this one, but it looks like a shoverware game to me so I thought I would post it here.

Thanks for posting about it. Another portal mod may have republished it. I'm going to let it stay for now.

At 9/4/12 03:16 AM, gamejunkie wrote: gamesgrow alt
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602347

Removed.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-04 16:09:08


At 9/1/12 08:14 PM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2012:

Thanks for the update, byte. Great work.

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 109,280 | 1,294 | 41.74 | A | +002.78 | Coop Sup. Commander | 2 | D
02) 93,900 | 0,889 | 28.68 | B | -028.99 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 4 | D

Well, still piling on the pressure and I'm hopeful to catch 110 B/P, 80k Saves and more importantly, 30,000 Blams. These should all happen during September 2012. Should.

Oh and I've lapped PossiblePancakes, on a lap of 100,000 B/P. Perhaps others will give me some sport, over the coming month :)

Top 5 Gainers::
Gimmick - 1,626 (17.77% of total)
Tycrane - 1,549 (16.93% of total)
Jolly - 1,397 (15.27% of total)
Coop - 1,294 (14.14% of total)
byteslinger - 889 (9.72% of total)

Another decent showing. Clock day had something to do with this, but I also made some good gains on other days.

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Jolly (20)
Gimmick (11)
Tycrane (9)
Coop (3)

Jolly's streak nears the 2 year mark and mine is already up to 1/4 of a year, so we'll get there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-05 03:07:48


Gamesgrow yet again.

You're welcome.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-05 07:02:24


Some more gamesgrow


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-05 15:25:07


This appears to be faulty, in that the levels never actually complete once you get the truck in the space. Which doesn't do the whole 'borderline shovelware' thing any favours.

Can anyone get this to actually work as it should?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-05 20:30:24


Thanks for the Barracks Roaster for September the last month went by so quick and Clock Day was like over 3 weeks back now. I did not gain as much b/p for Clock day, but that is not important really I did really enjoy the day though. Autumn or fall is now almost here where has the summer gone. I decided to restart on Plant Vs Zombies and I wonder if the game Darksouls is any good.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-05 22:10:25


Stolen?

Seems to be a

"reupload"

of this.

Reuploading is still stealing, last time I checked.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-06 15:08:25


What's the consensus on shitty hentai quizzes these days? I remember something being said about not allowing pointless slideshows of stolen hentai, and something tells me adding a completely lame quiz format to it doesn't make it any better in the eyes of the submission agreement.

But it's been a long time since I saw one of these so... idk anymore.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-06 18:40:30


Pretty sure this is shovelware. It's just finding stars and Dora screams over and over.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-06 20:56:09


At 9/6/12 06:40 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Pretty sure this is shovelware. It's just finding stars and Dora screams over and over.

Clearly you forget yourself dear Ronald. This is, in fact, another masterwork of the Dora the Explorer genre.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-06 21:57:56


At 9/1/12 08:14 PM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2012:
10) 30,348 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | idiot-buster Sup. Commander -2 | 0 | F

Thanks for the update! I've been gone for a long time, well where have i been? Enjoying summer away from the computer and such. Then comes school, i got a heavy load. Bio, chem and others. I don't wanna be taken off the roster yet, i"ll stop in from time to time to help out the new. I sadly can't see myself being active like i was ever again ! Good to read and catch up!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-06 23:44:56


You know, back in the day, any flash that said 'Vote 5' in it's content or description, was usually blammed.... So what's the modern consensus on this? Are we past the stage where the gullibility of the public should be protected at all costs?

When I see "Vote 5" lately, I tend to just ignore it and vote based on production values and/or concept.

Nowadays, the number of new submissions are fewer.... IDK. Just feelin' mean in my old age :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-07 01:10:15


I lost my Shovel. I hope this Spade I found earlier will do the job satisfactorily. *HEAVE*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-07 02:32:25


So what's the deal with all these re-skinned Motorbike/ATV/Truck racing/jumpy games? Surely this is shovelware? Same old garbage getting made over again and again. And were seeing 5 or more a day now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-09-07 16:16:10


At 9/6/12 11:44 PM, VicariousE wrote: You know, back in the day, any flash that said 'Vote 5' in it's content or description, was usually blammed.... So what's the modern consensus on this? Are we past the stage where the gullibility of the public should be protected at all costs?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602509
When I see "Vote 5" lately, I tend to just ignore it and vote based on production values and/or concept.
Nowadays, the number of new submissions are fewer.... IDK. Just feelin' mean in my old age :P

Back in the day most people followed the trends that were going on when it came to voting. In the old says like you said it was to blam without a second thought. However ever since 2007 the trend change to saving stuff, since less submissions came through the portal, and most of the stuff that came through was not the normal stuff people would blam. However, most of this stuff that came through was the cookie cutter games and shoverware. As time went on and this shit kept coming into the portal people continued to protect more then blam, to the point where everyday seemed to be like clock day.

Now the staff seeing this problem decided to put a no tolerance on shoverware crap on for it to be too late since people have it beaten into their brains that no matter what protect whatever comes through the portal because my chances of getting points are greater if I press 2-5 then 0-1. It didn't help matters when we lost our whistles and the portal mods weren't in place which meant stolen, and other rule breaking shit could get through the portal without even a fight (Which shows up really well in the top protect list)

I miss the old days when something got protected it was actually something worth protecting (with the exceptions of some of the old spam crews using the power to overpower the masses as well as a few other users) and garbage that should pass the portal is actually blammed unlike now were everyday is like clockday.