At 8/20/12 08:02 AM, VicariousE wrote:

At 8/20/12 07:32 AM, Spretznaz wrote: Today's pile of crap (or this morning's, really):

Excellent round-up!

Yes, "babyxuxule" is a gamesgrow alt.

I'll get the hang of this yet - just trying to be careful not to make a false accusation. Though, who would notice? Back in the day, The Elite Guard Barracks was the last word in Flash Portal security - some of the new members from last year's YouTube influx, have got to realize there's more to the BBS than just General :P

I remember those days especially back then the thread was still young. I remember I was the first person in charge of information about the whistle back then, and I remember helping in getting the whistle thing added into the requirements back in the old days.

However now until the system gets back to it's original strength savewhore, statwhore, and everyone else who loves messing with the portal will rule. The nerf (downgrade) really weakened the portal defense and has upset the already fragile balance we once had.

Great news for all members of the Barracks!

As you may have noticed, a few of us (myself, Asandir and SCTE3 off the top of my head) have a shiny new gold aura. Along with this shiny aura are some new teeth for dealing with stolen/shovelware/malicious movies and games. So allow me to thank everyone who's been reporting flashes to the thread in the last few months and ask that you keep up the hard work. Be vigilant, report flashes as you find them, and give as much information to us as you possibly can as to why the flash needs to be looked at. Rest assured, rule-breaking flashes will be dealt with far more effectively from now on.

At 8/20/12 07:31 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: As you may have noticed, a few of us (myself, Asandir and SCTE3 off the top of my head) have a shiny new gold aura.

God dam, more gold aura to be jealous of. Congrats to you guys and with this is there any news of a new whistle system? really want to get it higher then a bronze now.

At 8/20/12 07:31 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Great news for all members of the Barracks!

As you may have noticed, a few of us (myself, Asandir and SCTE3 off the top of my head) have a shiny new gold aura. Along with this shiny aura are some new teeth for dealing with stolen/shovelware/malicious movies and games.

Welcome to the mod team! All your hard work and persistence has finally meant something!

Show those spammy flashes what for!

At 8/20/12 07:31 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Great news for all members of the Barracks!

Fuckin' FINALLY! They actually bothered with their portal mods thing!

This is awesome, although... Do we have our flash whistles back yet? Are we still going to have to post stuff here if anything is to be done about it?

Either way, congrats on making me and everyone else who's ever had anything to do with this club jealous. Oh, and a word of warning: Make sure your accounts are as secure as they can possibly be. You're all more of a target now than ever before. Sooner or later, you WILL be the subject of spam-crew shitfuckery. Most of you already know about what I'm referring to and / or have been the focus of it already, but just for the knowledge of newer ones (Asandir comes to mind; he joined after the last major wave of it), it might be worth passing the message around. :)

At 8/20/12 07:31 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Great news for all members of the Barracks!

As you may have noticed, a few of us (myself, Asandir and SCTE3 off the top of my head) have a shiny new gold aura.

And I thought that they'd never get around to it...This is amazing news, especially since the report/deletion system isn't botlenecked through one person anymore. I'm guessing this means the new whistle system is coming fairly soon?

And I like the new error screen-much better than the old one.

Guess who:

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Same old shite.

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Ugh! More Soccer Champ Manager Bullshit.

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Also, I get the feeling that

http://suning.newgrounds.com/

and

http://jinquan.newgrounds.com/

are alt accounts that have recently started submitting shitty shovelware stuff too. Should we start posting their crap here too?

At 8/21/12 10:50 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Ugh! More Soccer Champ Manager Bullshit.

4 hours later and it's gone already, along with all the previous ones.

I already love the new system. :D

My Stars Games is the user pic on the account that submitted this, but it doesn't jibe in anyway with the content - there's also 3 fans, no reviews, posts or other data and this is the only submission.... tell me this isn't spam account, bro.

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Guess who again:

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More babyxuxule shovelware crap.

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At 8/22/12 05:34 AM, Jolly wrote: More babyxuxule shovelware crap.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601525

Sorry, never mind, didn't realise that had already been posted. I thought I had already checked the submission in the previous post.

Stolen. Clearly marked SENORGIF.com

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At 8/22/12 11:41 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Stolen. Clearly marked SENORGIF.com
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601544

I love you Portal Mods so fucking much already. That was what 15 minutes before it got deleted. I'm thoroughly impressed.

Ok Portal Mods, what say you to this? Recently made account featuring a swf video of a game trailer - legit or not?

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At 8/22/12 07:50 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 8/22/12 07:04 PM, VicariousE wrote: Ok Portal Mods, what say you to this? Recently made account featuring a swf video of a game trailer - legit or not?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601564

Removed, just advertising an off site games that people can buy in a few months.

Wow that was quick oh and I didn't say this before but congrats on become a mod SCTE3

Wow almost everyone I speak with these days is modding up lol

Extremely important question here: if I vote zero on something and it's removed by one of the mods, do I get my blam point? Because everything that's been removed so far isn't showing up in the obituaries.

At 8/22/12 10:16 PM, EJR wrote:

At 8/22/12 10:10 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Extremely important question here: if I vote zero on something and it's removed by one of the mods, do I get my blam point? Because everything that's been removed so far isn't showing up in the obituaries.

It's just unpublished, not blammed. You will not receive a blam point if you vote 0 on a flash that is unpublished.

That blows, but I can handle that. SCTE3 is now a mod?! Sweeeet :3 Big congratulations are in order!

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Shovelware aside, it actually tells you to click on its ad before letting you finish the game.

At 8/22/12 10:59 PM, Spretznaz wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601580
Shovelware aside, it actually tells you to click on its ad before letting you finish the game.

Gone in 4 minutes. I'm now double-stamping the new mods with my official seal of approval, if that's even possible.

At 8/22/12 10:30 PM, VicariousE wrote:

At 8/22/12 10:16 PM, EJR wrote:

At 8/22/12 10:10 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Extremely important question here: if I vote zero on something and it's removed by one of the mods, do I get my blam point? Because everything that's been removed so far isn't showing up in the obituaries.

It's just unpublished, not blammed. You will not receive a blam point if you vote 0 on a flash that is unpublished.

That blows, but I can handle that. SCTE3 is now a mod?! Sweeeet :3 Big congratulations are in order!

True but the people who push to protect this shit won't get a protect points either so I can live with it.

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They just resubmitted.

At 8/22/12 11:48 PM, Spretznaz wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601581
They just resubmitted.

Hopefully they will get the message that NG has a mod team now watching the portal and that their shit won't even last 4 minutes now. Finally the system that was suppose to be in play is working.

Gamesgrow is bad, right? Because here's another one from them...

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At 8/23/12 12:11 AM, SFS1313 wrote: Gamesgrow is bad, right? Because here's another one from them...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601585

It's already gone.

At 8/23/12 12:13 AM, Spretznaz wrote: It's already gone.

Wow, that was quick! Color me impressed.

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