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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-17 12:20:06


Well, this is a little off topic, but it's always nice to post good news!

Today, SlntCobra1 turns 21!

Let's all wish him well in his birthday thread !


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-17 21:05:31


Just thought I'd let you all know I will not be around much in the next couple weeks probably, I am in Palm Springs, going to be in the California desert for military training. But don't worry I'll be back!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-18 05:36:33


hey guys im back. and I just ranked up to Staff Sergeant for my BP. im going for Master Sergeant now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-18 09:35:45


At 7/18/11 05:36 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: hey guys im back. and I just ranked up to Staff Sergeant for my BP. im going for Master Sergeant now.

Congrats dude, I myself will be ranking up to Private First Class pretty soon, at this rate I'll be in the bottom ranks of the roster for ages.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-18 14:21:29


Stolen flash:

Original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlw u4

This one's pretty straightforward. No alterations have been made to the flash except the screen was widened and the guy just added in a replay screen at the end of the video. This one's stolen for me.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-19 11:21:17


Stolen flash:

Obviously it's stolen from Meet'N'Fuck

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-20 07:53:55


And even better news still....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EAGLEROCK!!!

Yes, today is our fearless leaders birthday. Let's wish him well here on his birthday thread!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-20 09:59:17


Hi EGB members :).

Just popping in to say that I'm now at a nice, round 2,500 rank for B/P.

It's nice to have a easy number like that to remember, shame that it'll be different by tomorrow really :(.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-20 12:06:09


Can I join?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-20 12:43:31


At 7/20/11 12:06 PM, Gimmick wrote: Can I join?

Greetings, Private. I am EGSC ByteSlinger, Recruitment Officer for the Elite Guard.

While I am glad to see your enthusiasm about joining the Elite Guard, you are not quite ready for admittance yet.

You need to have at least a bronze whistle - and you have an awful lot of 1-line posts. Nothing that can't be fixed in a few months, but you're on the right path, Private.

For more information and all the pertinent details, please read:

The Barracks Manifesto

The Barracks FAQ

In the meantime, work on improving that whistle, and keep fighting the good fight!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-20 13:52:47


At 7/20/11 07:53 AM, byteslinger wrote: And even better news still....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EAGLEROCK!!!

Sweet, happy birthday Eagle.

Yes, today is our fearless leaders birthday. Let's wish him well here on his birthday thread!

I'll go and echo these sentiments in the birthday thread right this instant.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-20 14:01:12


This is stolen, and to prove it, I just have to quote the author comments:

"not made by me originally uploaded -

http://dagobah.net/flash/

pony_Space.swf"

original source: http://dagobah.net/flash/pony_Space.swf"


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-20 21:00:27


At 7/20/11 12:43 PM, byteslinger wrote: You need to have at least a bronze whistle

Dang

In the meantime, work on improving that whistle, and keep fighting the good fight!

I'll try my best.

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-20 21:31:23


Again Happy Birthday to out leader EagleRock! Welll I going to play Oblivion again I managed to get the official strategy guide which for some reason seems to be expensive for a cheap price. I guess the guide was rare? Decent looking good value for money. I must get round to reviewing some more flashes ones I like would be good ,I have got plenty on my favorites list.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-25 18:12:57


This looks like a chocobo game here

stolen from here?

http://www.clickteam.com/website/us a/

This looks like one of them but I may be wrong. No one posted here never knew it to be so quiet here, its lonely here at the moment guess everyone is busy.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-25 23:51:19


I'm interested in joining, after seeing a post about this thread on the WI/HT forums. I've read through here a bit before but never really understood the main purpose.

I think I have it now though, do I qualify?

The main post doesn't really say anything about qualifications but from what I read in the post on the WI/HT forums this is like voting on flashes fairly, and making sure no stolen submissions get past judgment, etc.

Can somebody give me a bit of briefing on what the main purpose/what this club is all about, by any chance?

I'm interested, because I like seeing a healthy Newgrounds.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-25 23:58:43


Ah nevermind, I see you need a Bronze whistle. Perhaps another time.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-26 23:09:59


Congratulations! You just destroyed someone else's hard work! This Flash has been blammed.

Ahh, this never gets old.

What a lovely day in the Portal. It's the first time in a week I've had the time to sit down and watch ALL the flashes under judgement at a time. It was fun!

There's been a lot of stupid stuff lately, though. Flashes that don't fit the frame, spam, those retched Madness Interactive mods... Heck, a lot of things look like they could be stolen but they're just cookie-cutter knockoffs and stuff like that.

Why do people submit madness mods? Makes no sense.

Ah well, life is good lately. Got a job, school's out for summer, can't complain.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-26 23:32:45


Stolen Flash

This one seems obvious enough.

Stolen from:

Original link

Author comments tipped me off, and a quick Google search showed it was on a few websites.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-27 07:14:02


At 7/26/11 11:09 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:
Ahh, this never gets old.

It never does for me either ;)

It was fun!

Dang, school ruined it for me, but I guess I shouldn't care so much about it.

Why do people submit madness mods? Makes no sense.

This, whenever I see a madness mod I immediately 0 bomb it. It's either not loading no matter how good my internet connection is, or it's just plain crap.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-27 09:16:07


Nylux Here, serial number 0345, battle group 6 of the Galactan Shock troopers. i've served my people for many years, but our home world is in desperate need of an alliance, what with our numerous enemies. (the regent, the mutagen, ect) i have 6 others who stand with me. my question to you Sergeant Eagle Rock, is could The Elite Guard serve as an ally? //end transmission...//


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-27 10:44:49


At 7/27/11 09:16 AM, Nylux wrote: Nylux Here, serial number 0345, battle group 6 of the Galactan Shock troopers. i've served my people for many years, but our home world is in desperate need of an alliance, what with our numerous enemies. (the regent, the mutagen, ect) i have 6 others who stand with me. my question to you Sergeant Eagle Rock, is could The Elite Guard serve as an ally? //end transmission...//

I'm not sure what you're going on about here, civilian, but you're not in the Elite Guard. Basically, that is what the Blam and Protection rank (B/P) of people used to be called, referring to army ranks, i.e. after Police.

We keep the portal tidy, by maintaining a vigil against spam and other such things entering Newgrounds. Our goals are simple - watch every flash, vote on it according to what you think it deserves, leave the occasional review and have fun.

That is what Newgrounds should be about, not about the points

says the guy with nearly 94,000 B/P to his name...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-27 11:05:57


At 7/27/11 09:16 AM, Nylux wrote: Nylux Here, serial number 0345, battle group 6 of the Galactan Shock troopers.

Looks like somebody's been watching too much SyFy channel...

:I've served my people for many years, but our home world is in desperate need of an alliance, what with our numerous enemies. (the regent, the mutagen, ect)

Funny. Our home world has numerous enemies as well. We call them "republicans".

:i have 6 others who stand with me.

Great. Two more to go and your softball team is complete.

:my question to you Sergeant Eagle Rock, is could The Elite Guard serve as an ally? //end transmission...//

Now I know you're not serious. First, it's Elite Guard Supreme Commander Eaglerock. Second, you clearly have no clue what this club is about. While I can appreciate cosplay and I was a DM many moons ago, the Elite Guard is geared to the (semi) real task of keeping the Portal clean and setting a good example to all users. Yes, we even dabbled in some fan-fic for the EGB, but that itself was based on what we do here.

Finally, despite your enthusiasm and your creativity, you are still just a civilian. You need to be rank Private or higher, with a bronze whistle or better, and generally be a user in good standing.

So, next time your ship orbits Earth, stay a while, rank up - and keep in touch.

And remember our motto:

"To infinity...and beyond!" no, wait....that's not it....

"Make it so!".... ummm...nope..

"All your base are belong to us"....not quite...

Oh, wait - we don't have a motto. My bad.
Anyway, keep fighting the good fight - and keep your O2 levels between 15-22% and you'll be just fine!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-27 11:17:25


At 7/27/11 11:05 AM, byteslinger wrote: "All your base are belong to us"....not quite...

Look at the bottom of each page.

"newgrounds.com - Your #1 online entertainment community. All your base are belong to us."

Alternatively, I'd say that our motto is something catchy. Something like "Let's fucking do this!", declared as we head back to the portal.

What say you?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-27 13:14:27


At 7/27/11 10:44 AM, Coop wrote: I'm not sure what you're going on about here, civilian, but you're not in the Elite Guard. Basically, that is what the Blam and Protection rank (B/P) of people used to be called, referring to army ranks, i.e. after Police.

thank you for clarifying. this is simply a charter, made so that Newgrounds enforcement agency can have fun doing their job.
i thought you were talking about another fictional group.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-27 16:06:36


At 7/27/11 11:17 AM, Coop wrote:
At 7/27/11 11:05 AM, byteslinger wrote: "All your base are belong to us"....not quite...
Look at the bottom of each page.

"newgrounds.com - Your #1 online entertainment community. All your base are belong to us."

Fucking hell, I don't know exactly what it means, but when my base are belong to other people, that's just NOT right!

Alternatively, I'd say that our motto is something catchy. Something like "Let's fucking do this!", declared as we head back to the portal.

It's very badass. Everything gets badass when you put "fucking" in the middle of the sentence.

If Obama said: "I had a fucking dream" I'd go to the USA and support him. This word is fucking magical.

Also, can someone explain what is a DM?? I got curious... :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-27 17:12:11


At 7/27/11 04:06 PM, RogerBK wrote:
At 7/27/11 11:17 AM, Coop wrote:
At 7/27/11 11:05 AM, byteslinger wrote: "All your base are belong to us"....not quite...
Look at the bottom of each page.

"newgrounds.com - Your #1 online entertainment community. All your base are belong to us."

Yup. I knew that. I just like the phrase.

Fucking hell, I don't know exactly what it means, but when my base are belong to other people, that's just NOT right!

Alternatively, I'd say that our motto is something catchy. Something like "Let's fucking do this!", declared as we head back to the portal.
It's very badass. Everything gets badass when you put "fucking" in the middle of the sentence.

If Obama said: "I had a fucking dream" I'd go to the USA and support him. This word is fucking magical.

Or maybe: "Blam'em all and let Wade sort them out"...
or possibly: "Let's go bash the trashy Flash!"
or there's "The Elite Guard - 'cause we give a fuck!"


Also, can someone explain what is a DM?? I got curious... :P

DM = Dungeon Master. I'm an old-school gamer. Way back when role-playing games hit the street, it was all done with books, funny geometric dice, paper, pads and small figurines. Google "Dungeons and Dragons by Gary Gygax" - you'll see what I'm talking about. The DM played the part of the overseer and designer of the dungeon or area that the players inhabited. She made sure that all the rules of the game were followed, gave out information as needed, and controlled non-player characters. She also ruled on outcomes of battle and spell effectiveness (using dice and various manual battle tables on paper). It was great fun!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-27 17:42:35


At 7/27/11 05:12 PM, byteslinger wrote:
or there's "The Elite Guard - 'cause we give a fuck!"

It has fuck in it. The best motto ever,

Also, can someone explain what is a DM?? I got curious... :P
DM = Dungeon Master. I'm an old-school gamer. Way back when role-playing games hit the street, it was all done with books, funny geometric dice, paper, pads and small figurines. Google "Dungeons and Dragons by Gary Gygax" - you'll see what I'm talking about. The DM played the part of the overseer and designer of the dungeon or area that the players inhabited. She made sure that all the rules of the game were followed, gave out information as needed, and controlled non-player characters. She also ruled on outcomes of battle and spell effectiveness (using dice and various manual battle tables on paper). It was great fun!

Oh, right, I knew it was something related to the old school RPGs, but I thought it was called Game Master or something like that. I always wanted to play these kind of RPGs, but I'm a forever alone geeky teen. It's hard to find other people who likes the same thing as me... :'(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-29 08:25:58


At 7/27/11 04:06 PM, RogerBK wrote:
At 7/27/11 11:17 AM, Coop wrote:
At 7/27/11 11:05 AM, byteslinger wrote: "All your base are belong to us"....not quite...
Look at the bottom of each page.

"newgrounds.com - Your #1 online entertainment community. All your base are belong to us."
Fucking hell, I don't know exactly what it means, but when my base are belong to other people, that's just NOT right!

That should help explain

Alternatively, I'd say that our motto is something catchy. Something like "Let's fucking do this!", declared as we head back to the portal.
It's very badass. Everything gets badass when you put "fucking" in the middle of the sentence.

If Obama said: "I had a fucking dream" I'd go to the USA and support him. This word is fucking magical.

Or even if Martin Luther King Jr. said it. Come to think of it, if you have a fucking dream, you're in Hollywood.

At 7/27/11 05:12 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 7/27/11 04:06 PM, RogerBK wrote:
Or maybe: "Blam'em all and let Wade sort them out"...
or possibly: "Let's go bash the trashy Flash!"
or there's "The Elite Guard - 'cause we give a fuck!"

1 makes us sound like a blammers club; 2 sounds like something the army chant while jogging and I'm just not so keen on number 3.

Also, can someone explain what is a DM?? I got curious... :P
DM = Dungeon Master. I'm an old-school gamer. Way back when role-playing games hit the street, it was all done with books, funny geometric dice, paper, pads and small figurines. Google "Dungeons and Dragons by Gary Gygax" - you'll see what I'm talking about. The DM played the part of the overseer and designer of the dungeon or area that the players inhabited. She made sure that all the rules of the game were followed, gave out information as needed, and controlled non-player characters. She also ruled on outcomes of battle and spell effectiveness (using dice and various manual battle tables on paper). It was great fun!

I still play these games. I've been playing since I was 12 and it just pans out nicely. D&D, Exalted, World of Darkness, 7th Sea - I'm playing a lot of these game at the moment.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-07-29 13:46:43


At 7/29/11 01:36 PM, daethdrain wrote: Can someone go to YouTube and ask mondo media of they have a newgrounds account?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/57 5779
Stolen

Original
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%
2F&gl=US#/watch?v=TaHZtfOBnAA

That link doesn't work for anybody using a desktop computer or anything.
Better link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaHZtfOBn AA