At 6/23/11 05:00 PM, Ismael92 wrote: I know that you're probably not interested in my life, but as I said before, I owe you an explanation, and an apology.
Damn, I was wondering what happened to you. I assumed you moved on with your life but it's good you gave a hello to us to show you still appreciate us.
Well, this is shaping up to be a good day after all...
Despite hearing about aldlv's discharge, from out of the blue we hear from our prodigal son, Ismael92 - and our favorite Brazilian, RogerBK!
First off, guys - all apologies accepted. I know that time can get away from you, and real life should always take precedence over this little artificial world we live in. Contrary to your own claims, most of us DO care what happens to you IRL, and if you ever want to just blow off some steam or need someone to just listen - and not judge - I, and many other EGB members, are always willing to lend an ear. Of course, we wouldn't expect you to tell us all the details in a post, but PMs and e-mail are always an option.
We appreciate the fact that you both were respectful and considerate enough to remember to check back in and let us know what's going on. Truth be told, we usually worry about the "worst things that could happen" when you're out of touch - but when we get posts like this, we can all breathe a little bit - and help you in any ways we can.
Ismael: you were gone for so long and you didn't answer roll call - so you were marked as AWOL and inactive. Based on your long and thoughtful apology, I will be willing to reactivate you on the roster, knowing that your activity levels may be low - but you'll stay on the radar (even if it is the edge). Let me know, and we'll put you right back in the middle of things.
Roger: It's always good to hear from you, especially after all the crap you've been through. Do what you can on the portal and in the forums - but just keep in touch once a week or so. This way, we won't be worried so much! You are still on the active roster, as you did answer roll call, and did show activity up until about a month ago.
Anyway - welcome back, soldiers! Good to know you're still around!
Stolen Flash Alert!
Original Link
All this thief did was add some catchy background music to the swf; this was game was actually stolen once in the past as well.
Sorry for my recent absence, I had a bout with tonsillitis (which is pretty hard to get rid of). So I'm just trying to get better before I start becoming super active again :D
At 6/23/11 09:01 PM, byteslinger wrote:
our favorite Brazilian, RogerBK!
hah! I knew you guys love Brazilians!!
and help you in any ways we can.
Well, thanks, you guys are really awesome because of this... It's really nice to come here after some weeks and see that you guys really care about us! :D
Roger: It's always good to hear from you, especially after all the crap you've been through. Do what you can on the portal and in the forums - but just keep in touch once a week or so. This way, we won't be worried so much! You are still on the active roster, as you did answer roll call, and did show activity up until about a month ago.
Yeah, thankfully, I'm still in the roster, I'll make sure to report you guys before an inactivity period.
Anyway - welcome back, soldiers! Good to know you're still around!
Thanks Bytes! I'll try to go back to the portal and keep B/Ping like I did in my early NG days... :D :D
Also, nice to see you again Ismael!!
*Salutes*
It is grand to see you on here Ismael92 I did wonder where you had got to hopefully, you will be active if you do come back back. You as well as Lizzardis did a great job of the Roaster every month. Well I'm using Safari as my browser at the moment it seems to a lot quicker then Camino, but it like the browser that Macs come with I think. So I will see if it worth sticking with.
Archer I'm a good shot!
At 6/23/11 05:45 PM, Bahamut wrote:At 6/23/11 05:00 PM, Ismael92 wrote: I know that you're probably not interested in my life, but as I said before, I owe you an explanation, and an apology.Damn, I was wondering what happened to you. I assumed you moved on with your life but it's good you gave a hello to us to show you still appreciate us.
Don't worry, if I ever decide to move on and leave NG permanently, I'll first come here and tell you about it. So if I ever disappear without previous notification, feel free to assume that I'll eventually come back :)
At 6/23/11 09:01 PM, byteslinger wrote: Despite hearing about aldlv's discharge, from out of the blue we hear from our prodigal son, Ismael92 - and our favorite Brazilian, RogerBK!
"Prodigal son"? Heh, don't say that, or else people around here will think I'm more important than I really am... Or something...
Ismael: you were gone for so long and you didn't answer roll call - so you were marked as AWOL and inactive. Based on your long and thoughtful apology, I will be willing to reactivate you on the roster, knowing that your activity levels may be low - but you'll stay on the radar (even if it is the edge). Let me know, and we'll put you right back in the middle of things.
Yeah, I know I was removed from the roster, it's what I expected after being inactive for so long. However, from now on I'll do my best to come here more often, so I'll accept the offer of being added to the roster once again. Thank you for all the kind words :)
At 6/24/11 11:25 AM, RogerBK wrote:At 6/23/11 09:01 PM, byteslinger wrote:our favorite Brazilian, RogerBK!hah! I knew you guys love Brazilians!!
Of course! What's not to love about all your sungas and stuff?
At 6/25/11 08:49 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: It is grand to see you on here Ismael92 I did wonder where you had got to hopefully, you will be active if you do come back back.
You don't have to worry anymore. I'm here again and I'm planning to stay for a while :D
At 6/26/11 03:07 PM, Martin wrote: I know i'm not apart of the elite guard barracks or anything but this user "awesome14" has been uploading stolen flash submissions to the portal recently.
Damn! I saw that user post those Samus games and I thought that he obviously ripped off the design/images from the author "PlayShapes", but I didn't think much of it at the time......
Now it seems quite obvious that this thief is simply ripping games from Hentai Sites (most of these games he's posting are stolen from here;NSFW).
I would advise sending Tom a pm reporting these stolen games, I'm sure he'll be able to get those removed quickly! ;)
What you guys think of this?
I don't think it classes as stolen more remastered but still it's worth a look.
Has there been a decision made about the roster manager position?
Cause the 1st of the month is this week, and since I applied for the position I'd like to know before hand whether or not I might have to do the roster.
At 6/27/11 02:45 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Has there been a decision made about the roster manager position?
Cause the 1st of the month is this week, and since I applied for the position I'd like to know before hand whether or not I might have to do the roster.
Truth be told, we still haven't made a decision yet. We do have a few members who are interested, and we're still kicking it around a bit. The hardest part is getting the Officers to weigh in - seems a lot of them (us) are busy IRL and there's a bit of a lag in communications. But that happens once in a while, and we just muddle through it.
Unless we decide by Friday, don't worry about it - if no one has been chosen yet, I'll just run the roster (temporarily) on July 1st - and hopefully we'll have made a decision soon afterwards.
Sorry about the delay - as soon as we make a decision, you will all know!
At 6/26/11 01:57 PM, Ismael92 wrote:At 6/23/11 09:01 PM, byteslinger wrote: Ismael: you were gone for so long and you didn't answer roll call - so you were marked as AWOL and inactive. Based on your long and thoughtful apology, I will be willing to reactivate you on the roster, knowing that your activity levels may be low - but you'll stay on the radar (even if it is the edge). Let me know, and we'll put you right back in the middle of things.Yeah, I know I was removed from the roster, it's what I expected after being inactive for so long. However, from now on I'll do my best to come here more often, so I'll accept the offer of being added to the roster once again. Thank you for all the kind words :)
Let's welcome back Ismael92, as he is now back on the active duty! He's be placed back on the roster, and hopefully, he'll be around for a long time!
*Salutes*
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this game looks stolen.
This one looks pretty obvious, I mean, it still has the Meet-And-Fuck logo plastered on it.
Someone slap me, I hate to double post, but I wasn't finished typing.
The guy claims to have permission (Whether or not that is true I don't know) but we've seen that claim before so I don't know what to believe. As far as I can tell, it was posted here, in early 2010.
He also has another game with the same logo.
Hey Isamel, just to clarify the things... I DO NOT wear those sungas :P
Anyway, bytes, what are you guys talking about the Roster Officer?? Is Lizz ok?
Too bad I can't do all these things on the Roster, it seems to be pretty hard. I'd be willing to do it if I COULD do it... lol
At 6/27/11 05:53 PM, RogerBK wrote: Anyway, bytes, what are you guys talking about the Roster Officer?? Is Lizz ok?
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/3873 19/1284
He decided to quit doing the roster.
Too bad I can't do all these things on the Roster, it seems to be pretty hard. I'd be willing to do it if I COULD do it... lol
It's not, besides the intros and I believe managing who joined/left, everything is done automatically.
http://wkrconcepts.com/egb/index.php?pid =3
At 6/27/11 06:14 PM, Jolly wrote: and I believe managing who joined/left
I'm not sure if byte does that or the roster manager does.
The roster manager is 95% automatic - all you need to do is add any new members or mark current members inactive and the program does the rest. Every night, it scans for the daily activity of all active members (it's tied to some processing with NG Logs, for those who are curious) and it updates daily and monthly history. It also generates the monthly roster and the cut/paste code that can be placed in a post on the EGB Forum here. All calculations are handled by the program, and it does make the reporting a whole lot easier.
It does have a few glitches, like when a member changes their name it gets confused - I need to make a program change for that, but until then, I have to patch the database manually for now. It also sometimes puts "leaving the barracks" members in the prior month. Not a big problem - just gotta clean it up.
But the Records Officer is more than that - this is just the toolbox, and not the position. It helps the RO, but it doesn't provide the human touch. So we need to find a person who can fill that position and be not only a record keeper, but a good Officer as well.
Hope this clarifies things!
As you were, soldiers!
*Salutes*
Stolen Flash:
Unpublished Submission
Original Author:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQfSx6zEe y0
Author comments:
"This guy diserves most of the credit for filming the video all I did was edit it a bit in Vegas pro 10 and import it into Flash Cs5.5. Subscribe to his channel!"
Uhm, sorry for asking that, I should have searched trough the forum... My bad.
Anyway, I didn't know the EGB stats in your site was done automatically, I tought Lizz was the one behind it... :x
Thanks for explaining bytes, it seems to be easy, if you guys need, I'm available to do it, it'd be cool.
Fucking hell, it's too damn cold here... Today, here in my city, the temperature was -1°C... Ugh, that's too cold for a tropical country like Brazil... Hey Ismael, Uruguay should be way colder now, huh?
Stolen Flash
Original Link
http://www.kongregate.com/games/jigmin20 0/awesome-little-maze-game;
Basically, I believe that this game is a tutorial game (similar to Chocobreak, which comes with GamesFactory 2) that comes with "Stencyl" when you download the program. This guy's other game was stolen from Stecyl.com as well, where it was a downloadable game (link).
At 6/28/11 01:48 PM, Pride wrote: Stolen Flash:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/57 3449
Original Link: http://www.kongregate.com/games/jigmin20 0/awesome-little-maze-game; http://www.stencyl.com/
Huh, for some one of my original links didn't work. Anyway, here is the other "original link" to the game in question.
Sorry for the double post
Stolen Submission
Original Link
http://www.gamesofdesire.com/action/the-
queen-of-the-elves-land/
True Author: VadimGod/GamesofDesire
Published: January 28th, 2010
I've noticed lately that this guy has been submitting quite a few submissions that he had no part in making, and now he's claiming that VadimGod gave him permission to submit all of his games.......I don't buy it.
Even if Vadim did give him permission, FAQ clearly states: "Users MUST NOT upload movies/flash that they did not make".
I've already sent Tom a pm about this guy, so I guess we'll have to wait and see.
At 6/27/11 03:16 PM, byteslinger wrote: Let's welcome back Ismael92, as he is now back on the active duty! He's be placed back on the roster, and hopefully, he'll be around for a long time!
Of course, I'm here to stay :D
At 6/27/11 05:53 PM, RogerBK wrote: Hey Isamel, just to clarify the things... I DO NOT wear those sungas :P
Thank god :P
At 6/28/11 11:50 AM, RogerBK wrote: Anyway, I didn't know the EGB stats in your site was done automatically, I tought Lizz was the one behind it... :x
Yeah, thanks to Byte, updating the roster is a nearly effortless task for the records officer. Before she automated the process with all of her nifty magic, the RO would have to go through the hassle of looking at everyone's profile and updating the data manually... It was a truly gruesome experience... *looks down with a terrified look on his face*
Fucking hell, it's too damn cold here... Today, here in my city, the temperature was -1°C... Ugh, that's too cold for a tropical country like Brazil... Hey Ismael, Uruguay should be way colder now, huh?
Yeah, it's been freezing cold lately. I'm not sure of the temperature because whenever I want to know how cold it is I just stick my head out of the window (seriously). However, I just listened to the weather forecast and it looks like we'll be getting -2ºC tomorrow morning D:
At 6/28/11 07:00 PM, Ismael92 wrote:At 6/27/11 05:53 PM, RogerBK wrote: Hey Isamel, just to clarify the things... I DO NOT wear those sungas :PThank god :P
Hehehehe...
Yeah, it's been freezing cold lately. I'm not sure of the temperature because whenever I want to know how cold it is I just stick my head out of the window (seriously). However, I just listened to the weather forecast and it looks like we'll be getting -2ºC tomorrow morning D:
lol, I do the exactly same thing as you... It works for real. Also, I simply hate getting up at 7AM to go to school during the Winter.
Anyway, did you guys see the amout of crap passing trough judgement?? I didn't B/P too much today, but I just saw some flashes that passed, and they look like crap... (Well, at least their names look like crap :P)
*Salutes*
The weather here in England was really hot the temperature was 30 degrees around 86 in fahrenheit but its now cooler thankfully. Anyone looking forward to the new game called The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim? looks pretty cool like Oblivion which I'm getting back again. A real RPG I hated Fable 3 as real letdown after the first two I thought. The portal I have not noticed but I don't go on there very often.
Archer I'm a good shot!
Stolen Flash:
Upload by original author:
As promised, here's the roster as of today. We haven't officially selected a replacement for the Records Officer position yet, but hopefully, by next month, someone will be chosen. Besides our intrepid Lizzardis, we also bid adieu to aldlv and Scheizenhammer - but on a happier note, Ismael92 has returned to active duty. There was a lot of shifting in ranking, but that's what happens when members leave (and return):
Barracks Roster as of July 1st, 2011:
Milestones::
ArtDanVal - 18K blams
byteslinger - 64K saves, 76K total B/P
Coop - 65K saves, 92K total B/P
Cootie - 15K saves, 18K total B/P
Jolly - 16K saves, 18K total B/P
Little-Rena - 51K total B/P
sixflab - 17K saves, 21K total B/P
Tycrane - 10K saves, 10K total B/P
Promotions::
Jolly - Colonel
Entering The List::
Ismael92
Leaving The Barracks::
aldlv
Lizzardis
Sheizenhammer
The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 92,995 | 1,240 | 41.33 | A | -005.78 | Coop Sup. Commander | --- | D
02) 80,289 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | --- | F
03) 76,034 | 1,557 | 51.90 | A | -014.26 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | --- | C
04) 51,603 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | --- | F
05) 51,151 | 0,509 | 16.97 | C | +008.30 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | --- | F
06) 31,818 | 0,039 | 01.30 | D | -038.10 | ArtDanVal Sup. Commander +1 | --- | F
07) 26,978 | 0,153 | 05.10 | C | -027.14 | RohantheBarbarian Commander +1 | --- | D
08) 21,393 | 1,169 | 38.97 | B | +003.18 | sixflab Brig. General +2 | --- | D
09) 19,221 | 1,169 | 38.97 | - | +003.18 | Ismael92 Colonel NEW | --- | ---
10) 18,757 | 1,516 | 50.53 | A | -006.94 | Jolly Colonel +2 | --- | C
11) 18,405 | 0,845 | 28.17 | B | -030.68 | Cootie Colonel | --- | D
12) 13,879 | 0,091 | 03.03 | D | -021.55 | SlntCobra1 Lieutenant +1 | --- | F
13) 11,198 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | AnalPenguinFarming Praporshchik +1 | --- | F
14) 10,983 | 1,350 | 45.00 | A | -001.10 | Tycrane Sgt. Major +1 | --- | D
15) 09,492 | 0,106 | 03.53 | D | -031.17 | SeeD419 Sgt. First Class +1 | --- | D
16) 07,669 | 0,023 | 00.77 | D | +000.00 | HoboPorn Master Sergeant +1 | --- | D
17) 07,089 | 0,026 | 00.87 | D | -018.75 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant +1 | --- | C
18) 06,254 | 0,008 | 00.27 | D | -077.78 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant +1 | --- | F
19) 05,784 | 0,022 | 00.73 | D | -079.44 | RogerBK Sergeant +1 | --- | C
20) 05,638 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Pandamir Sergeant +2 | --- | F
21) 05,395 | 0,210 | 07.00 | C | -026.06 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Sergeant +3 | --- | C
22) 05,367 | 0,037 | 01.23 | D | -060.64 | BenwaHakubi Sergeant +1 | --- | F
23) 04,014 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | MultiCanimefan Corporal +2 | --- | D
24) 03,944 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Andrea364 Pvt. First Class +2 | --- | F
25) 03,527 | 0,094 | 03.13 | D | -050.00 | SpiffyMasta Pvt. First Class +2 | --- | C
26) 03,514 | 0,175 | 05.83 | C | -065.07 | Pride Pvt. First Class +2 | --- | B
27) 02,884 | 0,080 | 02.67 | D | -029.20 | Decky Private +2 | --- | C
28) 02,651 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | TheSongSalad Private +2 | --- | F
Top 5 Gainers::
byteslinger - 1,557 (16.83% of total)
Jolly - 1,516 (16.39% of total)
Tycrane - 1,350 (14.59% of total)
Coop - 1,240 (13.41% of total)
sixflab - 1,169 (12.64% of total)
Top 5 users accounted for 73.86% of B/P points (6,832 total)
Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (30)
Coop (29)
Jolly (6)
Tycrane (4)
Total gain for month: 9,250
That's 308.33 per day, or 11.01 per day per member.
I want to thank all of my fellow Guards for their participation, enthusiasm and support - our roster may be shorter, but those who remain stay true to the principles of the Elite Guard.
Carry on, soldiers!
*Salutes*
At 7/1/11 09:35 AM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of July 1st, 2011:
The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
26) 03,514 | 0,175 | 05.83 | C | -065.07 | Pride Pvt. First Class +2 | --- | B
27) 02,884 | 0,080 | 02.67 | D | -029.20 | Decky Private +2 | --- | C
28) 02,651 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | TheSongSalad Private +2 | --- | F
I'm no longer at the bottom :). Sorry TheSongSalad, watch out Pride you'r next ;)
Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (30)
30 months :O. Thats becoming increasingly more impressive. I'd be gutted if I got that far and then had a month where I just couldn't get online.
Total gain for month: 9,250
Nearly cracked the 10,000 mark. Maybe next month.
Carry on, soldiers!
*Salutes*
*Salutes*
Stolen Flash!
Original Link
http://www.conartistgames.com/flash/TLS-
UnionCity-Alpha096.html
True Author: ConArtistGames
Somebody has been very naughty and tried to rip a game that isn't even fully developed yet, but they fucked up and now they're flash is broken.
Stolen Game
!
Original Link
http://www.heavy.com/games/web-games/201 0/04/ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu-the-game/
True Author: : K. Thor Jensen
The author even admits that he took it from Redit.com and that he had to make sure it wasn't already on Newgrounds, unfortunately it looks like he didn't read FAQ's policy on not submitting work that you did not make *sigh*
