At 1/8/11 12:22 PM, PJChavira wrote: Sir Yes Sir!!!!

At ease, civilian! If you've come to visit, you're more than welcome. But if you've come to enlist, well you're just a bit premature. To request admittance into the EGB requires that you have a level of Private or higher (2,500+ B/P), a bronze whistle (or better), a decent history of meaningful posts and reviews, and no recent activity associated with spam or hate crews.

Most of our members have been trained in the Newgrounds Police Department (NGPD) first. If you are interested in helping to keep the portal clean and fair, please PM TailsPrower - he is currently in charge of the NGPD, and I'm sure he'll gladly answer all your questions.

As the Recruitment Officer for the Elite Guard, I am always glad to see young, energetic people requesting to join - and when you are ready (and qualified) , please feel free to contact me, and we can start the admittance process.

Until then, brush up those skills, and fight the good fight! We'll be here, ready when you are.

At 1/8/11 12:47 PM, ihatesonic1 wrote: Do I have to join the forum to be part of this elite?

If admitted, and honestly odds aren't looking bad for you (but it would be nice if your posts from now on would be a little longer, with more content and not so..."general forum" in style. Try to gather something meaningful to say before you respond.)

Anyway, if admitted, you will be asked to join the forum in order to be able to, if need be weigh in on other recruits and other discussions that might not be suitable for the thread alone.

At 1/8/11 12:40 PM, byteslinger wrote: If you've come to visit, you're more than welcome.

I'm surprised no-one's noticed the referral link in his sig yet. Or that his whole post history seems to have been written just for the sake of whoring out said sig. But meh; that's probably just me having too much time to sit in front of this computer anyway.

At 1/8/11 07:17 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

At 1/8/11 12:40 PM, byteslinger wrote: If you've come to visit, you're more than welcome.

I'm surprised no-one's noticed the referral link in his sig yet. Or that his whole post history seems to have been written just for the sake of whoring out said sig. But meh; that's probably just me having too much time to sit in front of this computer anyway.

Now that I look at it, you're probably right. Looks like someone trolling for new victims on the ever famous "just-go-to-this-site-and-click-around-t o-get-free-stuff" scam.

He shall be now and forever SHUNNED...

*Dramatic music, fade to black*

At 1/8/11 12:06 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Possible stolen alert

I am not sure about this one, however I saw the same signs as the last to things I posted. It had the same Hentai Kitty preloader,

I've passed him to Wade, the same as the last ones. We will win - we have the odds on our side.

At 1/8/11 07:17 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

At 1/8/11 12:40 PM, byteslinger wrote: If you've come to visit, you're more than welcome.

I'm surprised no-one's noticed the referral link in his sig yet. Or that his whole post history seems to have been written just for the sake of whoring out said sig. But meh; that's probably just me having too much time to sit in front of this computer anyway.

Note how I've done things subtly here? We have ways of making the system work for us ;)

At 1/9/11 05:27 AM, Coop wrote: Note how I've done things subtly here? We have ways of making the system work for us ;)

Knew someone'd do that. :P

Besides, the last PM (not to you, I know, but still) I sent about that guy got a response that pretty much read "Can't be bothered to delete it". Now I know which mod CAN be bothered, I needn't point it out in public again. Thanks, Coop! :)

At 1/9/11 07:33 PM, ihatesonic1 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/55 8850
hardcore p0rnz

I think you need help distinguishing real porn and virtual porn. That was not actual real life people... So it isn't really worthy of a whistle.

On another note I finally got a new badge!!

At 1/9/11 07:33 PM, ihatesonic1 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/55 8850
hardcore p0rnz

Are you retarded? The people have to be real for it to be rule-breaking. The characters in this flash are computer generated.

At 1/9/11 07:45 PM, ihatesonic1 wrote:

At 1/9/11 07:42 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:

At 1/9/11 07:33 PM, ihatesonic1 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/55 8850
hardcore p0rnz

I think you need help distinguishing real porn and virtual porn. That was not actual real life people... So it isn't really worthy of a whistle.

I thought it applied to both virtual and real

Actually this submission is a bit of a grey area - while it isn't "hardcore porn" like the last cutieleaf game I reported, it is also not really much of a game as much as it is a slideshow of video clips spliced together. However, because the buttons actually progress the story action as opposed to just play another video clip, this little hint of interactivity saves it from "porn slideshow" as well.

I say, we leave it alone - hopefully she has learned her lesson from having both of her first submissions flagged and will stick to the virtual stuff.

Also, isn't it odd how many more up-and-coming (har har) female artists in recent times are using hentai and porn as a segue into Portal popularity? I am not saying all of them are doing it, but a surprising amount are showing up with adult content more often than not - at least not as much as I had seen in past Portal history.

At 1/9/11 07:44 PM, Zimi wrote:

At 1/9/11 07:33 PM, ihatesonic1 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/55 8850
hardcore p0rnz

Are you retarded? The people have to be real for it to be rule-breaking. The characters in this flash are computer generated.

First off, there is no need for name calling. Ihatesonic1 had made an observation about what he considered porn, and you seem to have a different opinion about such.

Now, to clarify the concept of porn: whether it is "live action" or "virtual", if it resembles humans doing adult sex acts that are inappropriate for this site, then yes, it can be considered pornography. Despite my vote, it still passed - yet I must agree with ihatesonic1 - it is still porn, even if it's a sim.

If the characters were more cartoonish, or done in parody, then yes, maybe it wouldn't be porn as much as an "adult cartoon". What we are trying to do here is keep the balance between freedom of expression and illicit materials, and this particular flash, IMHO, is porn. It's not a game - all of the scenes are linear, and the ending is always the same. It is nothing more than a thinly disguised animated porn slideshow.

Sorry, ArtDanVal, but that "click-the-arrow" feature doesn't compensate for the adult visual content. I guess we'll have to see what the admins have to say after they kick it around a bit...

At 1/9/11 08:36 PM, byteslinger wrote: It is nothing more than a thinly disguised animated porn slideshow.

Sorry, ArtDanVal, but that "click-the-arrow" feature doesn't compensate for the adult visual content. I guess we'll have to see what the admins have to say after they kick it around a bit...

Perhaps, but I am going to give it the benefit of the doubt and not flag it. If I know the author well enough, I think that any future submissions of his (it's a G.I.R.L.) will be exactly the same as this one - erotic video clips with an arrow button that goes to the next scene without deviation, much like a slideshow. If there's anything I'd flag it for, it is for stealing the video from some other website.

Submitting straight-up porn and hentai is discouraged, but there's nothing in the rules that prevents it from coming in unless it happens to be "hardcore", "illegal", or in slideshow format - this Flash is not guilty of anything. Because the rules are much more lenient for virtual or "drawn" adult content, the acts shown in this video are not "hardcore" - if it were a real person, it would most definitely be flagged under the "hardcore adult" clause.

Still, I know for a fact that an admin is closely monitoring the Portal now and killing adult Flashes dead - if they're in poor taste or blatantly pornographic. If this particular Flash happens to pass, expect it to be deleted - along with the author - within a few hours to days.

At 1/9/11 08:36 PM, byteslinger wrote: Now, to clarify the concept of porn: whether it is "live action" or "virtual", if it resembles humans doing adult sex acts that are inappropriate for this site, then yes, it can be considered pornography. Despite my vote, it still passed - yet I must agree with ihatesonic1 - it is still porn, even if it's a sim.

I have to say byte, I disagree with you on this point. The rules clearly state "photos or video of hardcore adult acts". When you talk about pornography, hentai is included in the definition of porn, so it's important to differentiate. I think the rules are put in place to only disallow actual footage of "real-life" pornography, and that virtual porn, even if it looks real (I think it looks like virtual porn clearly) is counted as fine for the site. Yes, the interactivity is limited, but it is still there. I've seen plenty of hentai flashes where the interactivity was much less than that.

It is nothing more than a thinly disguised animated porn slideshow.

That you might be able to convince me more on than the whole hardcorde porn thing. My understanding though is that they do not want slideshows because it's just images one after the other. This isn't really images, although it probably is just as simple to put together as a regular slideshow. Again, the line is thin, and I err on the side of the blatantly rule breaking before I whistle.

Sorry, ArtDanVal, but that "click-the-arrow" feature doesn't compensate for the adult visual content. I guess we'll have to see what the admins have to say after they kick it around a bit...

I guess that'll have to be the decider here for me at least.

Possible Stolen Flash

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  turtle defense

  by fortunacus

  join leo, raph, mike and donna defend their land!!!!!!

  Game

  9,638 Views

  (Everyone)

Author's comments give it away. "this game is available for distributed anywhere, feel free to grab this file, thanks"

I haven't found a link yet, anyone else have better luck?

At 1/9/11 11:22 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Possible Stolen Flash
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/55 8869
Author's comments give it away. "this game is available for distributed anywhere, feel free to grab this file, thanks"

I haven't found a link yet, anyone else have better luck?

It's not stolen. That user has quite a few past flash submissions. They probably just want people to re-host it on there flash website so they get more ad revenue.

At 1/9/11 11:57 PM, Jolly wrote:

At 1/9/11 11:22 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Possible Stolen Flash
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/55 8869
Author's comments give it away. "this game is available for distributed anywhere, feel free to grab this file, thanks"

I haven't found a link yet, anyone else have better luck?

It's not stolen. That user has quite a few past flash submissions. They probably just want people to re-host it on there flash website so they get more ad revenue.

Sorry about the double post, but immediately after I posted that, I realized that same user has several medal games.

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  Hurry up bob!!!

  by fortunacus

  Bob trapped on lava cave, go up as high as possible!!! get power up to support him

  Game

  222,245 Views

  (Ages 13+)

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  Armored Ashura

  by fortunacus

  a horizontal side scrolling shooting game, with an unique boss and wide special weapon

  Game

  283,585 Views

  (Ages 13+)

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  extreme building runner

  by fortunacus

  george chased by kingkong while dating his girlfriend

  Game

  28,077 Views

  (Everyone)

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  cute creatures couple twi

  by fortunacus

  CLICK 2 OR MORE NEIGHBORING CREATURES TO REMOVE THEM

  Game

  17,234 Views

  (Everyone)

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  Egg Matching Pair Panic

  by fortunacus

  Click on an egg to reveal what inside Match the pairs of identical creature

  Game

  40,266 Views

  (Everyone)

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  Wind Rider : Grand Prix

  by fortunacus

  You are invited to join the Skybike Grand Prix, Start your engines, Ride the wind!!!

  Game

  71,123 Views

  (Everyone)

It's defiantly a legit submission.

At 1/9/11 07:33 PM, ihatesonic1 wrote: hardcore p0rnz

Damnit, I don't want to be mean right now, but come on, you're not a complete fucking idiot, are you man? I just asked you to try and make longer posts and now you post with two words, this is not progress.

Just sit the fuck down for a moment and try and type something constructive, something that has content and for fuck's sake, something that is at least one complete sentence.

At 1/9/11 07:44 PM, Zimi wrote: Are you retarded? The people have to be real for it to be rule-breaking. The characters in this flash are computer generated.

People like you is why I'm glad the EGB has a member who's also a moderator.

At 1/10/11 12:02 AM, Jolly wrote: It's defiantly a legit submission.

Just to correct a tiny error: Definitely is not Defiantly. Defiantly means in-spite of something and in contrast to it. Some browsers change to it, just a note, not a grammar Nazi, I'm a grammar Jew.

At 1/9/11 07:33 PM, ihatesonic1 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/55 8850
hardcore p0rnz

It isn't hardcore porn, however I have seen that somewhere before, and I have gut feeling that it is stolen. It is following the same pattern that be and Coop have been seeing for the past few days. User having fresh accounts, posting stolen hentai games/videos to spam the portal.

I am going to see if I can find the original source of this myself and if I do I will e-mail wade on it. One more thing I know it was said several times by other EGB members but work on your posting ok?

Well starting of the day with a brand new level! Bout time this one came around with my deposit rate being so sporadic. As for the current state of the portal just when it's looking up it gets flooded by bullshit that drags it right back down. But things need to change there that's for sure dude to the piles and piles of shit that passes through on a dayly basis.

I have noticed that illwillpress is back again on Newgrounds only snag is I have seen these latest episodes on youtube. It is odd seeing them weeks now on Newgrounds still good, but not sure about Germaine I like the older ones lots better. Still good though. Cool new level 21 is a good level ages since I was level 21 I will be my favorite level 39 in 2 months.

At 1/11/11 10:32 AM, Pandamir wrote: Well starting of the day with a brand new level! Bout time this one came around with my deposit rate being so sporadic. As for the current state of the portal just when it's looking up it gets flooded by bullshit that drags it right back down. But things need to change there that's for sure dude to the piles and piles of shit that passes through on a dayly basis.

Bullshit getting through the portal? No kidding? Earlier today I made a thread ranting about how some 0.1 KB flash that didn't have a download to an extrenal source got passed Judgement. I mean come on even with today atrocious stat whoring it should have been blammed. But some how it managed to squeak by. It was deleted later, but still as I said in my thread before Poozy lock it the Admins need to bring back the consequences for bad voting.

Maybe after those bad statwhores lose the points they want so badly maybe they will learn to watch the flash movie and vote correctly on it.

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Ages 13+)

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Ages 13+)

Given this guy's past history, I have no reason to believe either of these are his. However... damned if I can find the originals.

They're probably coming from 4chan somewhere... which I refuse to ever go to. Bugger.

At 1/11/11 11:16 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Bullshit getting through the portal? No kidding? Earlier today I made a thread ranting about how some 0.1 KB flash that didn't have a download to an extrenal source got passed Judgement. I mean come on even with today atrocious stat whoring it should have been blammed. But some how it managed to squeak by. It was deleted later, but still as I said in my thread before Poozy lock it the Admins need to bring back the consequences for bad voting.

Maybe after those bad statwhores lose the points they want so badly maybe they will learn to watch the flash movie and vote correctly on it.

Yeah that would be the correct thing to do considering. And well as bad as my depositing is around here i'm happy I finally got the crowbar. And don't know if I have a favorite level that I want to get to but that's probably because I haven't reallly thought about it that much. But will still weild my crowbar proudly and will try to up my b/p rank while voting fairly.

Stolen Flash Alert

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  African Safari

  by friesenfalko

  African Safari - Lions, leopards and wild animals of every kind! Jump into the adventure..

  Game

  3,426 Views

  (Everyone)

Probably from

http://www.gimigames.com/directgame.13.1 .1.html

This is kind of obvious, user profile created on the 7th, with a googlemail.com email account.

Yeaaaa... stolen in my book.

Questionable Flash. The description said it was taken from a users YouTube profile, and slightly edited, but unfortunately there YouTube profile has been closed.

Description:
"Hello I got this webcam footage off pimpinmastadx's youtube. Guys a legend. I edited a little bit but hey you never know if your hero is watching!"

I'm not going to flag it, because I don't have enough evidence.

• 

  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Ages 13+)

At 1/12/11 12:46 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/55 9113
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/55 9115
Given this guy's past history, I have no reason to believe either of these are his. However... damned if I can find the originals.
They're probably coming from 4chan somewhere... which I refuse to ever go to. Bugger.

Sorry about the double post, but I can't believe his account hasn't been deleted yet. Honestly, I would think after stealing 10+ submissions, it would have been. Those are definitely stolen.

At 1/10/11 01:28 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 1/10/11 12:02 AM, Jolly wrote: It's defiantly a legit submission.

Just to correct a tiny error: Definitely is not Defiantly. Defiantly means in-spite of something and in contrast to it. Some browsers change to it, just a note, not a grammar Nazi, I'm a grammar Jew.

Corrected.

Stolen alert

Yet another person trying to pass off chocobreak as their work. When will these people ever learn not to try passing off a tutorial as their work?

The comments says it all

"I didn't steal this, I just posted it here because It isn't there" That is like saying I mess with your lover I just mess with her because you didn't do it yet. Both are wrong and it is easy whistle points here.

At 1/14/11 09:52 AM, LittleWashu wrote: Stolen alert

Yet another person trying to pass off chocobreak as their work. When will these people ever learn not to try passing off a tutorial as their work?

You know what disappoints me most? The fact that pressing play will take you to another unrelated page... and it passed. There's no game at all. Another obvious clue that a majority of portal voters don't even bother to play what they're voting.

At 1/14/11 11:21 AM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:

At 1/14/11 09:52 AM, LittleWashu wrote: Stolen alert

Yet another person trying to pass off chocobreak as their work. When will these people ever learn not to try passing off a tutorial as their work?

You know what disappoints me most? The fact that pressing play will take you to another unrelated page... and it passed. There's no game at all. Another obvious clue that a majority of portal voters don't even bother to play what they're voting.

It is because of shit like is that that people are running around with Blam 45 Saves 26574. I know that Blam points don't come like they used to, but come on they are there if PEOPLE WOULD WATCH THE STUFF THEY VOTE ON!

But on another note their is a small percentage of the voters who think their vote don't have any power because when they vote to blam 9/10 the flash get protected by blind voters. So they get punished for doing the right thing while those abusing the system get more powerful. The sad thing is that are forgetting is that the first 200 votes a movie/game gets has more effect on a flash then any of the others.

I mean a flash can't get TOTW, UDOTW, Review check, or any of the other awards without first passing judgement. If the new voters trying to do the right thing realize this a lot of the spam and shitty flash that would pass would get blammed.

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Ages 13+)

Another Choco Break. These things leave a bad taste in my mouth.