I see I missed out on a lot while taking my slumber... My B/P isn't as fast as I want it to be because I have at least one massive thing that takes up loads of time, school. If I didn't have to go there or maybe have Sunday off like most of you bastards if not all of you...I could represent Israel as an actual nominee for B/P in NG... There aren't too many. Well there a few but in the north side of the country so I represent the north side. Damn those other Israelis who discovered NG...Ah... Enough bitching.

BTW: Frag, that's some crazy shit... I hope everything works out.

At 2/7/06 12:28 AM, LittleWashu wrote: end of day report

B/P 79
flagged flash movies 2
flagged reviews 1900

Oops, you just ruined the competition. :P I don't want to hear eplanations. If someone can gain 79 points for 1 day, she must have lots of spare time. Guess what, I will have a big Italian test tomorrow, a math (Calculas III) test on Wednesday plus tons of homework. I am sorry to say that, but I cannot compete against your speed since you are going nuts just like Eagle and Slash. I don't want to feel down because how fast my rival is. So sorry, the rivalry is dead now because you just destroyed me. Better luck with finding another rival.

At 2/7/06 12:10 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Forgive the triple post, but...

First First Lieutenant Major_Punk's double-post, then your triple-post...what is going on here?

Day's end report:
A paltry 119 points. This really drags my average for this week so far down...all the way to a PITIFUL 149 a day :'(

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have 101 points so far. So, unfortuately, I won't be skipping a day today. Probably tomorrow.

At 2/7/06 01:34 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Oops, you just ruined the competition. :P I don't want to hear eplanations. If someone can gain 79 points for 1 day, she must have lots of spare time.

What does that make me? HUH? :-)

At 2/7/06 02:46 AM, EagleRock wrote:

At 2/7/06 12:10 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
A paltry 119 points. This really drags my average for this week so far down...all the way to a PITIFUL 149 a day :'(

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have 101 points so far. So, unfortuately, I won't be skipping a day today. Probably tomorrow.

I am the tortoise to you hares. I'm scoring around 30 points a day so far, which is alright for me.

At 2/7/06 01:34 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:

At 2/7/06 12:28 AM, LittleWashu wrote: end of day report

B/P 79
flagged flash movies 2
flagged reviews 1900

Oops, you just ruined the competition. :P I don't want to hear eplanations. If someone can gain 79 points for 1 day, she must have lots of spare time. Guess what, I will have a big Italian test tomorrow, a math (Calculas III) test on Wednesday plus tons of homework. I am sorry to say that, but I cannot compete against your speed since you are going nuts just like Eagle and Slash. I don't want to feel down because how fast my rival is. So sorry, the rivalry is dead now because you just destroyed me. Better luck with finding another rival.

it is alright I understand I would feel the same way if I had that much to do as well. But no I don't have a much time as you think I just came on and off and each time I came on the portal was spammed with stuff so that was just luck for me. but no I am not going like eagle and slash on the count that they get over 100 each day now If I would have gotten 100 or more then it would have been accurate. well back the portal to find more jerks

At 2/6/06 01:55 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: O.o... Wow...Cool and shiny... Congratulations man, don't forget to post the same thing in the forums...

Thanks and I posted on the forum because you told me to. :P

At 2/6/06 01:55 PM, LittleWashu wrote: congrats on leveling up sir! that bring you one step closer to the top 50 B/P. And I agree with you it is agood feeling to see that you leveled up another rank. well back tothe portal for me

Yep, one step closer to the top 50. I expect to be around the 58th person to reach EGSC. Thanks for the congrats!

At 2/6/06 02:00 PM, EagleRock wrote: Congratulations to you, sir! Enjoy that third star! Also, enjoy the next rank up, as you are only 2,000 points away from the greatest percentage boost in the whole system!

Thanks! And General, that's the best thing about it/ The 7% VP boost. However, I HATE the fact that I have to gain 4500 more B/P to get to EGSC. Well, it's a big rank anyway.

At 2/6/06 05:20 PM, Andersson wrote: Congratulations, sir!

Thank you Mr Andersson.

I am glad to see you rank up at last. Even though you have done it quickly. =)

Quickly? I was a Major Genral for around 40 days. I do not call that quick. Being that rank for less than a month is what I call quick.

At 2/6/06 05:49 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: My goal indeed is not to be merely a Supreme Commander, but to be the best of the best. I want to pass every single person...it might take a few years, but I don't intend to stop until I'm ranked number one. And then, maybe I'll think of retiring. Maybe. lol.

Well, I guess I gotta call you another MPA. I remember him B/P'ing crazy until he overtook ramagi.

At 2/6/06 05:50 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Sweet. Congratulations sit.

*sir :P Thanks, however.

While waste away with an inferior rank I'm glad to see we have such a tremendous power as you on our side. Only two more ranks and you'll be bunched with the best. Cheers sir.

Yep, with the best, which is around 55 - 60 people when I get there.

At 2/6/06 07:30 PM, Major_punk wrote: Congrats to both Phantom and Bahamut on there most awesomest rank ups!

Thank you Major_punk!

At 2/6/06 09:23 PM, EagleRock wrote: On a side note, i personally liked this B/P I managed to get a screen of:

Great numbers to get for First Lieutenant. Congrats! *salutes* I remember when I got to EG Captain, I had 9500 blams and 3000 saves. Those are pretty cool numbers as well and I didn't even plan to try and get at those exact numbers when I reach Captain!

At 2/6/06 10:58 PM, Major_punk wrote: Todays milestones. 2000 exp, 1337 posts and 50% review/response rate. =)

And you're now just like me with response rate. You will aim to go over 50% response rate however and not keep at a response rate like 50.

I better get used to around 50/day because this'll be my pace for the next few months.

It's not so bad. That's what my pace is for almost every week and I'm fine with it. A little higher pace would be nice, however.

At 2/7/06 08:50 AM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 2/7/06 12:28 AM, LittleWashu wrote: end of day report
B/P 79
flagged flash movies 2
flagged reviews 1900

it is alright I understand I would feel the same way if I had that much to do as well. But no I don't have a much time as you think I just came on and off and each time I came on the portal was spammed with stuff so that was just luck for me. but no I am not going like eagle and slash on the count that they get over 100 each day now If I would have gotten 100 or more then it would have been accurate. well back the portal to find more jerks

Good for you. What makes me so frustrated is that the portal has been extremly slow whenever I am online. :( There is nothing I can do if I get unlucky. More importantly, I can never stay focused when the laptop is on when I am studying, so I have to shut it down. Eagle, Slash are b/p machines, you are leaning towards them, I have to say. Of course, if I say "Oh, screw my GPA, I don't care.", I can also gain 80 per day, but that is just not the case. I hate to mention, but the fact is that my gf is a Police Captain already which means that she has stolen 1000+ points from me since we share the same laptop. (She does not have a PC.) Add that 1000+ points, our gap should be WILD OPEN. I am not whinning. However, considering all the negative factors, I am fine with an average of 35 per day. :/

Oh, great! No UJ submissions...Eagle, I would advice to change the DEFCON level to 4 right now, even 5 should be an option.

At 2/7/06 01:21 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:

At 2/7/06 08:50 AM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 2/7/06 12:28 AM, LittleWashu wrote: end of day report
B/P 79
flagged flash movies 2
flagged reviews 1900

it is alright I understand I would feel the same way if I had that much to do as well. But no I don't have a much time as you think I just came on and off and each time I came on the portal was spammed with stuff so that was just luck for me. but no I am not going like eagle and slash on the count that they get over 100 each day now If I would have gotten 100 or more then it would have been accurate. well back the portal to find more jerks

Good for you. What makes me so frustrated is that the portal has been extremly slow whenever I am online. :( There is nothing I can do if I get unlucky. More importantly, I can never stay focused when the laptop is on when I am studying, so I have to shut it down. Eagle, Slash are b/p machines, you are leaning towards them, I have to say. Of course, if I say "Oh, screw my GPA, I don't care.", I can also gain 80 per day, but that is just not the case. I hate to mention, but the fact is that my gf is a Police Captain already which means that she has stolen 1000+ points from me since we share the same laptop. (She does not have a PC.) Add that 1000+ points, our gap should be WILD OPEN. I am not whinning. However, considering all the negative factors, I am fine with an average of 35 per day. :/

Oh I believe you on that one because I saw what you could do when you had free time so I already know that I did see you on the list when you had all that time and what you got. oh your girl is at police captain that is good soon we will have another elite guard here helping us so even though you are not getting much we will soon have another with us and I won't be the only girl here :). but the points she gain may not exactly be what you gain for all you know you might have gotten more or less because you 2 don't vote the same way what you think is good she might think is crap. but you go at your own pace school is more important then NG is

It's picking up a bit now...but the portal will need to go turbo for a while if I plan to get a very good haul today...
Tabbed browsing makes b/p'ing and the BBS so much easier... <3
Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

hey punk, if you got the voting power of both the NGPD and EGB i asked from K-Pingu a while ago, now would be the time to post them.

At 2/7/06 04:56 PM, Gugfruit wrote: oh god i want to join this crew

how can i join this awesome crew hum?

man protect the portal is all i do all i do is protect

Well, civilian, you only have 4 b/p's! To become an official member you must be of Elite Guard rank (1500+). If you're really interested in joining us, get out on the portal and start getting points! Once you become a Security Guard, you can join the NGPD (link in sig) while you work towards Elite Guard. And feel free to post here if you have any further questions. Good hunting!
---Barracks Recruitment Officer Slash

However...looking at your profile...it seems you have ties to a less-than-admirable group. If you're truly serious about wanting to join, read my previous post. If you're only here to spam/flame, I recommend you refrain from posting.

At 2/6/06 10:21 PM, EagleRock wrote: At 2/6/06 10:13 PM, Major_punk wrote: Fuck now you got me really interested. =P

Me too! I'd like to hear more about this if you would be so kind, sir.

yaya reached EGSC on April 28th 2005. Done.

At 2/7/06 01:07 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

:...I could represent Israel as an actual nominee for B/P in NG...

Heh, I wish I could represent Canada but theres no way, unless I plan on passing ReconRebel but that'll never happen. I won't represent Ontario either thanks to Wylo. = /

So it's Recon on the westcoast, -poxpower- in the prairies, Wylo in the middle and Pure on the eastcoast. No room for me I guess... unless I go north. =(

At 2/7/06 11:28 AM, Bahamut- wrote:

And you're now just like me with response rate. You will aim to go over 50% response rate however and not keep at a response rate like 50.

I actually aim to stay above 40% but I just thought the combination of those three numbers was pretty nifty lookin. I'll start reviewing again shortly but I don't really enjoy all that much.

I better get used to around 50/day because this'll be my pace for the next few months.

It's not so bad. That's what my pace is for almost every week and I'm fine with it. A little higher pace would be nice, however.

50/day is fine for me to, it's actually my daily quota but for the past... oh maybe 6 weeks I've been averaging near 100/day. Big drop.

At 2/7/06 04:51 PM, Mutant_BusterJr wrote:

hey punk, if you got the voting power of both the NGPD and EGB i asked from K-Pingu a while ago, now would be the time to post them.

?

I was told you didn't need any help. I have the EGB voting power but not the NGPD. I don't quite understand what your talking about. If you want I could quickly try and pull together the NGPDs voting power but I'm not sure if it will be ready before page 101.

Want me to do that?

At 2/7/06 01:34 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:

At 2/7/06 12:28 AM, LittleWashu wrote: end of day report

B/P 79
flagged flash movies 2
flagged reviews 1900

Oops, you just ruined the competition. :P I don't want to hear eplanations. If someone can gain 79 points for 1 day, she must have lots of spare time. Guess what, I will have a big Italian test tomorrow, a math (Calculas III) test on Wednesday plus tons of homework. I am sorry to say that, but I cannot compete against your speed since you are going nuts just like Eagle and Slash. I don't want to feel down because how fast my rival is. So sorry, the rivalry is dead now because you just destroyed me. Better luck with finding another rival.

Isn't calculas just the best. I just took an intro to calc test, gotta history essay due tommmrow on propaganda, then theres a cumulative test in Spanish I have to take this week and we're doing some retarded project for " black history month"....so its gonna suck all the way through. B/P you ask? Not even wortt mentioning. Rate I'm goin at----to slow. Perhaps I can take off tomoorow... but that is unlikely. Got contacts today....they hurt. Rivals? Only myself.

We don't hate or love any particular group here. We vote on flashes fairly. However, the Goatse Group has yet to produce any decent flash, and has had several submissions put into administrative review. You surely understand my apprehension with a member of it wanting to enter the Barracks.
As for my officer position having a sexual persuation...I guess that's just a personal problem you'll just have to work through.
So, if you intend to become a Barracks member someday, keep b/p'ing. I see you've gained a point since your last post...however, you have quite a ways to go. If, however, your only intentions in the Barracks are to attempt to annoy us, please, again, refrain from posting.

SlashFirestorm should Daily toon 27 be flagged for inapropriate rating and picture spamming? Up to you.

At 2/7/06 07:42 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: SlashFirestorm should Daily toon 27 be flagged for inapropriate rating and picture spamming? Up to you.

Well, actually it's not, it's up to you, lol. Besides, it's gone now. If it was the one with the swastika, then yes, I did whistle it for unsuitable (hateful). I've only flagged for inappropriate rating when it says "suitable for all ages" and it's some hardcore sex thing. Picture spamming really only applies to the BBS.

At 2/7/06 07:47 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

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Well, actually it's not, it's up to you, lol. Besides, it's gone now. If it was the one with the swastika, then yes, I did whistle it for unsuitable (hateful). I've only flagged for inappropriate rating when it says "suitable for all ages" and it's some hardcore sex thing. Picture spamming really only applies to the BBS.

I see, thank you.

DEFCON Update:

Well, I was gone for a long time. Yes, the Portal should have been at DEFCON 4 before, but I'm standing at DEFCON 3 right now. I think the Portal might speed up. If not, it'll definately drop.

At 2/7/06 01:21 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Eagle, Slash are b/p machines, you are leaning towards them, I have to say.

Wow...being referred to in the same category as the Praporshchik is refreshing...makes me think like I can still B/P!

I hate to mention, but the fact is that my gf is a Police Captain already which means that she has stolen 1000+ points from me since we share the same laptop. (She does not have a PC.) Add that 1000+ points, our gap should be WILD OPEN. I am not whinning. However, considering all the negative factors, I am fine with an average of 35 per day. :/

Hah...I'm glad you came to terms with it, sir. Incidentally, why did she become so interested in Newgrounds? Normally girls aren't really into it, and it seems like an odd choice of activity.

At 2/7/06 03:32 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Oh, great! No UJ submissions...Eagle, I would advice to change the DEFCON level to 4 right now, even 5 should be an option.

DEFCON 5 is very rare and is not really an option for many cases. No submissions for about 20 minutes is not cause for DEFCON 5. However, it should have been moved to DEFCON 4 a while ago, but I was too busy to post today. I could barely B/P as it was.

At 2/7/06 05:01 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: However...looking at your profile...it seems you have ties to a less-than-admirable group. If you're truly serious about wanting to join, read my previous post. If you're only here to spam/flame, I recommend you refrain from posting.

Well handled, Praporshchik. I'm glad you were here when I couldn't be.

At 2/7/06 09:08 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 2/7/06 09:07 PM, _Phantom_ wrote:

At 2/7/06 09:03 PM, LindsayLohan wrote: So, is this just like the Police Department or something?

EAT SHIT AND DIE ALLIANCE FAGGOT! (sorry for the spam guys)

Please do not contribute to the problem. It's being taken care of.

Glad I didn't have to deal with it. It appears the post was deleted...the user must be gone.

At 2/7/06 09:08 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 2/7/06 09:07 PM, _Phantom_ wrote:

At 2/7/06 09:03 PM, LindsayLohan wrote: So, is this just like the Police Department or something?

EAT SHIT AND DIE ALLIANCE FAGGOT! (sorry for the spam guys)

Please do not contribute to the problem. It's being taken care of.

I would of preferred his post be deleted also, but oh well. Slash you handled the problem superbly, sir. *salutes*

End of day report:

62 b/p. just above average, which is at 61.27. =)
0 reviews, 1 response, 0 flags, 11 posts. A good weekday.

And that concludes another [short] day on the portal for me.

----------------
Unrelated:
Anyone want to take any guesses of when the top 50 will be full of EGSC's?

My guess is this sunday, the 12th. A historical day indeed.

At 2/7/06 09:51 PM, EagleRock wrote: Wow...being referred to in the same category as the Praporshchik is refreshing...makes me think like I can still B/P!

lol, you're not THAT much slower than me, sir. Compared to most people, you're a speed demon too!

At 2/7/06 05:01 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: However...looking at your profile...it seems you have ties to a less-than-admirable group. If you're truly serious about wanting to join, read my previous post. If you're only here to spam/flame, I recommend you refrain from posting.

Well handled, Praporshchik. I'm glad you were here when I couldn't be.

Part of my job, sir. I gotta be respectful to anyone who asks about the Barracks, but I will bring up anything unusual I happen to find for other soldiers to know about.

Glad I didn't have to deal with it. It appears the post was deleted...the user must be gone.

Yeah, the spam problem in the NGPD spilled over here, although in a much smaller degree. The mods took care of everything though. Special <3 goes to the mods who helped us all out.

At 2/7/06 10:20 PM, Major_punk wrote: I would of preferred his post be deleted also, but oh well. Slash you handled the problem superbly, sir. *salutes*

They're gone now, again <3 to the mods, lol. Also...heh, starting to acknowledge me as your superior in advance, huh? I like your enthusiasm! :-P

sir

The portal is moving, although slower than I'd prefer...I've broken 100 today, but even if the portal starts moving faster, today will likely be a low day (for me, lol). Hopefully the next few days will make up for it. I'm off...good hunting, everyone! :salute:

hello, I know you hate me for bothering you but how much B/P do I need to get in.

At 2/7/06 10:55 PM, sprint-T wrote: hello, I know you hate me for bothering you but how much B/P do I need to get in.

To be a member? You need to be of Elite Guard rank, which is 1500+. And no, we don't hate you, lol. Feel free to ask any questions you have in the future. Anyone who is interested in joining us in the future is free to post here. ^_^
---Barracks Recruitment Officer Slash

I'll be a qualifying member in a week or so.

Incidentally, think I beat you on average no. of B/P per day, SlashFirestorm. As of today (8th of Feb) I've been a NG member for exactly a month, and my B/P count is 1127 in total.

Just to say hi. I'll be back.

At 2/7/06 11:04 PM, iangb wrote: Incidentally, think I beat you on average no. of B/P per day, SlashFirestorm. As of today (8th of Feb) I've been a NG member for exactly a month, and my B/P count is 1127 in total.

Nah...he makes that in a week.

At 2/7/06 10:20 PM, Major_punk wrote: ----------------
Unrelated:
Anyone want to take any guesses of when the top 50 will be full of EGSC's?

My guess is this sunday, the 12th. A historical day indeed.

This calls for an over-dramatic no.

NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo

Ehh oh well I guess it will be neat to have 50 of them, just the fact that I wont make it to the top 50 unless I start doing a lot better and go into the future a couple months haha.

Hmm I dont have a calendar with me at the moment, it is in a different room. So I will be back to guess the day and we will so who will win.

(_)=D

At 2/7/06 11:04 PM, iangb wrote: I'll be a qualifying member in a week or so.

Excellent!

Incidentally, think I beat you on average no. of B/P per day, SlashFirestorm. As of today (8th of Feb) I've been a NG member for exactly a month, and my B/P count is 1127 in total.

O RLY? lol, well maybe per day, if we take our entire account time into account. I'm too lazy to do that math though, lol. But my b/p daily average as of the last top 300 list update was over 140 a day...heheh...I didn't start seriously b/p'ing until shortly before I entered the Barracks as a PFC...then I became the madman I am today, lol. But your speed is impressive...I look forward to you joining us! :salute:

At 2/7/06 11:06 PM, K-Pingu wrote: Nah...he makes that in a week.

I ALMOST make that in a week, lol. I did get over 1000 a week in the last top 300 list update, but not over 1100.

At 2/7/06 11:13 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I ALMOST make that in a week, lol. I did get over 1000 a week in the last top 300 list update, but not over 1100.

fine...i meant that you wished you could make that in a week, but cant, because you have a job and a social life...sir ;)

Oh noes, ping will be blammed now...

At 2/7/06 11:21 PM, K-Pingu wrote: fine...i meant that you wished you could make that in a week, but cant, because you have a job and a social life...sir ;)

Oh noes, ping will be blammed now...

I have a life, it's just...dedicated to an internets site?
...
....
.....hold me? :'(

lol