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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-23 21:48:28


lol, I didn't realize yesterday was Madness Day, I just entered NG at 7PM, but I had time to get 15 saves... :3

So, I think that there were a LOT of good flashes in the Portal, and a lot of good art too, special dates alway have good art... :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 00:30:53


At 9/23/10 09:48 PM, RogerBK wrote: lol, I didn't realize yesterday was Madness Day, I just entered NG at 7PM, but I had time to get 15 saves... :3

So, I think that there were a LOT of good flashes in the Portal, and a lot of good art too, special dates alway have good art... :D

It still irks me to see so many people submit crap that people vote to save just because it's a certain ng holiday.I certainly don't vote any differently.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 00:51:29


At 9/24/10 12:30 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote: It still irks me to see so many people submit crap that people vote to save just because it's a certain ng holiday.I certainly don't vote any differently.

I laid down a few 0's on some shitty crew flashes. I'd rather have my honor than stats!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 01:15:21


At 9/24/10 12:51 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote:
I laid down a few 0's on some shitty crew flashes. I'd rather have my honor than stats!

Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees it that way. Personally I didn't get to vote much since I was preoccupied by the newly installed flash on my droid x. Screw the iphone now I can play games and watch movies online on my phone ha ha.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 01:22:26


At 9/24/10 01:15 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
At 9/24/10 12:51 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote:
I laid down a few 0's on some shitty crew flashes. I'd rather have my honor than stats!
Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees it that way.

I am sure that most of the guys in the EGB would agree.

I say guys cuz I think I'm the only female lol

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 03:35:09


At 9/24/10 12:51 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote:
At 9/24/10 12:30 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote: It still irks me to see so many people submit crap that people vote to save just because it's a certain ng holiday.I certainly don't vote any differently.
I laid down a few 0's on some shitty crew flashes. I'd rather have my honor than stats!

I ended up with more Blams than on Clock Day, so I was happy. In fact, I got almost as many points. Madness Day is becoming a bigger holiday than Clock Day, as Tom's offering cash prizes. Way to go :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 07:55:49


-Stolen Flash Alert-

This submission is simply an upscaled version of the flash included popular Flash tutorial over at strille.net, without the highscore board. The graphics aren't changed at all, either, meaning no time or effort was put into it all - all the submitter seems to have done is downloading the included .fla file and exporting it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 08:30:01


At 9/24/10 07:55 AM, mwmike wrote: -Stolen Flash Alert-

I was about to post that but you beat me to it. Voted 0 and reported.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 09:51:53


At 9/24/10 01:22 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote:
At 9/24/10 01:15 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
At 9/24/10 12:51 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote:
I laid down a few 0's on some shitty crew flashes. I'd rather have my honor than stats!
Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees it that way.

As am I. I vote a lot, but I do vote fair, bordering on "occasionally generous"

I am sure that most of the guys in the EGB would agree.

I say guys cuz I think I'm the only female lol

Guess again, sister...check my profile. ;)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 13:15:51


Unsuitable Flash Alert:

Warning: May include Tubgirl. No, wait, not "may".

Does

include Tubgirl.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 16:57:20


There is a new crew on the loose. (New to me at least) called the LugerLeague. I don't know what their deal is but lets stay on out gaurd.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 17:03:55


Everyone agree with you Spiffy, we all vote fairly, I just voted 5 because every flash was good enough to enter the portal... :3

So, good news anyone??


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 17:10:00


At 9/24/10 04:57 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: There is a new crew on the loose. (New to me at least) called the LugerLeague. I don't know what their deal is but lets stay on out gaurd.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54 9112

This is, personally, the first time I've seen the crew on the portal, although I remember seeing a mention of them on the forums (possibly in Cobra's reviewing checkup list).

Also, seeing as that stolen snake game passed through the portal, instead of contacting Wade right away I'll explain the situation to the submitter, and hopefully he'll understand and comply, which should mean we won't have to get the higher forces in on him. :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 17:28:09


At 9/24/10 05:03 PM, RogerBK wrote: Everyone agree with you Spiffy, we all vote fairly, I just voted 5 because every flash was good enough to enter the portal... :3

There is a time and a place for a 5. I saw many things I also gave a 5 to on madness day. I just saw alot of things that were worthy of other ratings as well as things that needed a good ole BLAM!

At 9/24/10 05:10 PM, mwmike wrote:
This is, personally, the first time I've seen the crew on the portal, although I remember seeing a mention of them on the forums (possibly in Cobra's reviewing checkup list).

I made note of it there as soon as I spotted it. Its best to alert everyone as soon as a potential problem is spotted during patrol.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 17:50:10


I PM'ed that guy about the flash, and I got an absolutely hilarious response. :D

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Ok mike I did not steal that I swear you gode belive me im only 12 why whould I steal! And I didint steal it well if you dont belive me get your fatass over here and take a look at my internet history and my files you will not find any prof that I stole it!Now if my aconnt get bannd I will come to your house and kill you when your are sleeping!this is not a joke!I will kill you! you píce a shit!

Love Tom Leonardsson

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I am quite literally shitting myself, an angry twelve year old flash thief is after me. Shall I be the one to contact Wade?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 17:59:48


At 9/24/10 05:50 PM, mwmike wrote: I am quite literally shitting myself, an angry twelve year old flash thief is after me. Shall I be the one to contact Wade?

I think so. Especially after that threat (I know its probably not serious, but it is seriously not cool)

Get you ban hammer ready wade!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 18:08:15


At 9/24/10 05:59 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote:
At 9/24/10 05:50 PM, mwmike wrote: I am quite literally shitting myself, an angry twelve year old flash thief is after me. Shall I be the one to contact Wade?
I think so. Especially after that threat (I know its probably not serious, but it is seriously not cool)

Get you ban hammer ready wade!

I've decided to piss around a bit, considering his threats were just that hilarious, but I'm still offering to just let him choose to remove the Flash, although I have a feeling that he won't accept the offer once again. If he doesn't then I'll send a message to Wade about it, both on NG and on Facebook, then let him do as he sees fit.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 23:12:14


Tom is way faster than Wade, he removed every flash of a guy in 5 minutes after my PM...

Tom's fucking awesome. :3


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-24 23:28:11


Looks like the LugerLeague is a real crew. I think this situation is going to go from bad to worse as this might be the tip of the iceburg. Who knows what sort of havoc they will bring.

OPEN FIRE!!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-25 00:51:39


At 9/24/10 09:51 AM, byteslinger wrote:
At 9/24/10 01:22 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote:
I say guys cuz I think I'm the only female lol
Guess again, sister...check my profile. ;)

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Ya don't forget our resident mama bear lol.

At 9/24/10 11:28 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Looks like the LugerLeague is a real crew. I think this situation is going to go from bad to worse as this might be the tip of the iceburg. Who knows what sort of havoc they will bring.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54 9146
OPEN FIRE!!!

Remember we're not a blam club and we don't condone mass voting because it violates the site rules

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-25 01:19:41


At 9/24/10 11:28 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Looks like the LugerLeague is a real crew. I think this situation is going to go from bad to worse as this might be the tip of the iceburg. Who knows what sort of havoc they will bring.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54 9146
OPEN FIRE!!!
Remember we're not a blam club and we don't condone mass voting because it violates the site rules

My appoloigies. That wasn not what was intended, I posted the link so that people in here would know the status of the new crew. The Open fire bit was just a bit of fun. I can understand how that can sound like I am condoning zero bombing. (That and a lot of the time I am always talking about blamming things that need to be blammed so I can see why people would think I blam the hell out of everything)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-25 02:00:55


At 9/25/10 01:19 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote:
At 9/24/10 11:28 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Looks like the LugerLeague is a real crew. I think this situation is going to go from bad to worse as this might be the tip of the iceburg. Who knows what sort of havoc they will bring.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54 9146
OPEN FIRE!!!
Remember we're not a blam club and we don't condone mass voting because it violates the site rules
My appoloigies. That wasn not what was intended, I posted the link so that people in here would know the status of the new crew. The Open fire bit was just a bit of fun. I can understand how that can sound like I am condoning zero bombing. (That and a lot of the time I am always talking about blamming things that need to be blammed so I can see why people would think I blam the hell out of everything)

It's okay - we can't fault you for your enthusiasm. No harm done - just be a little more aware of how your posts can be misinterpreted. English is a tricky language, and as you see, sometimes what you think you'd like to convey loses something in translation when it gets written.

When I want to rally the troops, I'll use words like "Keep fighting the good fight" or "If we don't keep the balance, who will?" or "Did you make a difference today?". It's all in the spin.

Now, stop yer yappin' and whinin', and get your ass back to your post! You got a job to do - now go do it well!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-25 03:07:16


I have found what I believe to be another stolen snake flash. I am pretty sure it is but I want a second pair of eyes to have a look see aswell.

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Anyways back to my post

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-25 03:46:50


At 9/25/10 12:51 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Remember we're not a blam club and we don't condone mass voting because it violates the site rules

I appreciate letting Benwa know this. Thanks for keeping us on the up and up!

At 9/25/10 01:19 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: My appoloigies. That wasn not what was intended, I posted the link so that people in here would know the status of the new crew. The Open fire bit was just a bit of fun. I can understand how that can sound like I am condoning zero bombing. (That and a lot of the time I am always talking about blamming things that need to be blammed so I can see why people would think I blam the hell out of everything)

Apology accepted. It happens...no big deal. The only other thing I'd like to mention, however, is that we are not against any club, either. The only think we dislike are clubs that mass-spam Flash. In that case, we will keep an eye to see if they are using spamming techniques are not, but still vote fairly on all Flash, of course.

Anyway, it's a non-issue, so don't worry. :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-25 06:33:28


At 9/24/10 09:32 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: I'm just letting you know now mwmike, contact Tom if you want a much faster response to these kinds of things.

After a few hours of 'tense negotiating' I ended up convincing Tompan, he started a load of shit about being distressed because he was dumped today, then pretended he didn't know how to delete it, then pretended he didn't know how to delete it, and after six messages of explanations, he finally pretended to delete it, but after another kick up the arse he actually took it off.

I'm assuming the account behind 'Snake Master' is him too. I'll send him a PM as well, and try to get to the core of it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-25 06:50:45


Oh, well, would you look at this?

http://www.emanueleferonato.com/2007/05/
15/create-a-flash-racing-game-tutorial/

Another tutorial that includes an FLA, with no graphics changed at all - bar from the use of painbucket tool no more than about four times. Looking at all this shit, I think contacting Tom would be the best way to deal with this scummy little wanker. :3

Who wants to do the honour?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-25 06:58:10


At 9/25/10 06:50 AM, mwmike wrote: Who wants to do the honour?

Just PM Tom. He plainly isn't listening to you, so fuck him.

...Actually, scratch that: PM Tom, THEN go back to arguing with the little shit. It looks like fun, from what you've posted about it already. :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-25 13:27:10


yeah, 3 B/P pts away next badge... Woot!! Prepeare to have a new Corparal EGB and NG...

Wow, feeling awesome today, I'm soo strange, I don't wanna yell things like "FUUUUUUCKK" or "SHIITT MOTHER FUUUUCKEEERRRRR" to everybody...

Too bad all my friends are in a soccer championship and I have nothing to do... :\


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-25 18:12:05


At 9/25/10 03:29 PM, Rabid-Animals wrote: You can see that he dropped his tough guy act relatively quickly, so my guess is that he was just embarrassed.

I actually stopped pissing with him the moment he seemed to have stopped threatening my life, at at the end I was pretty much explaining how to do something simple to him, with him pretending not to know how for a while. As soon as the flash was removed I thanked him and such, and he seemed pretty happy and such. When I was speaking to him he actually gave the impression that he wasn't an angst-ridden twelve year old - from the way he was speaking later on he reminded me of someone who submitted a load of stolen flashes last year along with a few friends, who shared the first name with him, and the same second name as the other account. Seems a bit suspicious, but I won't jump to conclusions about him.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-26 13:44:15


Now, I'm an official Corporal... Yay!!

Now I'm tottaly awesomeee, wwhoooo!!

Yeah. Now, I have to study, tomorrow I have a Geography test. :(


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