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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-25 07:24:02


At 3/24/10 11:29 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Well Phantom, the most common mistakes you miss are spelling

I just had to quote this to show how long out resident B/P leader has been away, effectively.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-25 08:52:34


Ok, I think I see what you're doing, but by the time I had posted this, I was apparently not thinking as clearly as I should have been, so sue me!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-25 20:16:52


Wow, not a single peep in almost 12 hours! That's a first. Guess I'll start something then. Anyone notice how busy the portal has been the last 2 or 3 days? It really picks up around 5:30 EST and gets busier as the evening wanes on. You think this might be the preparing for this year's Pico Day? I know it's still a month and 4 days and 3 hours and 43 minutes away.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-25 20:17:42


At 3/24/10 11:55 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Yeah really that's all having good grammar is, is just watching where you put things and how to spell everything correctly. But I can be pretty hard for some people to get it down when they have been using a certain kind of grammar for their whole life.

I hear ya on that one. I type You as Ya or you're and your as yer as a way to make light of my Philly accent, and people always think i cant spell these words right.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-26 06:35:55


At 3/25/10 08:16 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Wow, not a single peep in almost 12 hours! That's a first.

Not really, in the early days, we could just let it free wheel for days at a time, but it always came back.

Guess I'll start something then.

Don't. There is no need to talk for the sake of talking. Value the chance to contemplate and do something else with your life.

Like me for example:

I spent yesterday evening putting the finishing touches to the New Chapter of my tale of a pack of werewolves, based in Worcester. Have a read, see what you think.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-26 11:19:39


At 3/25/10 08:17 PM, PantyWipe wrote: I hear ya on that one. I type You as Ya or you're and your as yer as a way to make light of my Philly accent, and people always think i cant spell these words right.

Holy crap! A Yankee tryin' to pass fer one of us Southern Folk! Friggin' Yankee! Y'all are ruining the South ya know! At first the South and East parts of the USA were too damn crowded and then Manifest Destiny came along. Cool, move out west and north give us more space. Now, 150 and some odd years later it's reversing itself. STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE SOUTH AND EASTERN/NORTHERN(if you're coming up from Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Florida, South Carolina, etc.) PARTS OF THE COUNTRY!

jk jk

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-26 15:06:56


At 3/26/10 11:19 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
At 3/25/10 08:17 PM, PantyWipe wrote: I hear ya on that one. I type You as Ya or you're and your as yer as a way to make light of my Philly accent, and people always think i cant spell these words right.
Holy crap! A Yankee tryin' to pass fer one of us Southern Folk! Friggin' Yankee! Y'all are ruining the South ya know! At first the South and East parts of the USA were too damn crowded and then Manifest Destiny came along. Cool, move out west and north give us more space. Now, 150 and some odd years later it's reversing itself. STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE SOUTH AND EASTERN/NORTHERN(if you're coming up from Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Florida, South Carolina, etc.) PARTS OF THE COUNTRY!

jk jk

Oh, here we go again... The rambunctious redneck is flying the Confederate flag, trying to scare away the rest of the world. Sorry, my friend, but we're not going out that easy! We kicked your butt once before, and it was your dear old General Robert E.Lee who finally wised up in April 1865 and surrendered to General Ulysses S. Grant. (side note - and this is really gonna make you steamed - I can trace back my family lineage to General Grant, and I am considered a DAR - Daughter of the American Revolution). The south should never have tried to break away; instead, they should have tried negotiation and growing up a little bit. You guys had the temper tantrums that forced the start of the Civil War, and we had to slug it out for four years until you realized how dumb it really was.

It's all about being UNITED - and when you start posturing about "the south" and chasing away Yankees, all you're really doing is perpetuating the ignorance that brought this country to its knees. Come on already - we've been a country over 230 years - don't think it's about time ALL of us acted like adults and moved on already?

We don't need to give up our heritage, our traditions and our values - but we do need to give up the grudges that hold us all back, and teach our children not to make the same mistakes we made.

Life is just too short for fussin' and fightin', my friend...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-26 15:20:05


At 3/26/10 03:06 PM, byteslinger wrote: Stuff

I know this is all jokes and everything what with the tongue sticking out faces and the jkjk's, but regardless, that was probably about the most compelling argument against the super ignorant, extremely vocal types that you stumble across in the south. If I ever get in an eDebate with someone about this type of thing, I'm probably just going to copy and paste that message. :p

Anyways, how's everyone been doing? I've been lurking lately, but haven't seen anything I felt compelled to reply to. You guys know how it is. I think my super busy period is finally over and I can go back to getting on NG daily again, which is nice. As of 3/10/10, I am officially a civilian. Done and out of the Army and moving on. My girlfriend and I are living together in Ohio now and I feel happy again for once. This is my first experience living with a girlfriend though and it's super weird. Probably just growing pains, but still annoying. Haha. Definitely good to be back though. :)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-26 21:46:24


Phantom or Thething was the first to mention my grammar. I had not had it mentioned for a while but its okay
SlntCobra1. Its funny being called Phantom for short even though my name is phantomlassuk. I did not need any fillings for my dentist appointment. Which was cool on thursday, oddly I played the same game Saints Row 2, which I played back last time I went to the dentists six months ago! I hope my posts are clear enough I do check them.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-26 23:50:51


This is the 3rd odd little hentai game I've seen in 2 days now. There's nothing wrong with it in-and-of-itself, but I'm not liking the link the author puts in the comments on each of them (it's a pretty obvious referral / malicious link). Also of note is the spammy nature of the comments and the fact that he seems to insist on submitting each one with a new account, making me think some part of what he's doing is wrong, and he knows it:

What (if anything) do you do when someone starts abusing the author comments section like this?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-27 00:02:21


by the way gang, i started up my own club... like to see ya come by and say hello, especially if youd like some more comments on yer news page.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-27 00:17:21


At 3/27/10 12:02 AM, PantyWipe wrote: by the way gang, i started up my own club...

So did I. It couldn't have failed more if I tried. :(

like to see ya come by and say hello, especially if youd like some more comments on yer news page.

Meh; I'm bored of whoring that blog post out now. I've had the same damn thing there for over 6 months now, since I don't really use my blog as a blog (more a store-room for useful links and lists and random assorted crap like that).
Maybe if I write something new there I'll give it a go, but not right now (I have enough comments anyway :P).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-27 02:49:11


Finally, he's here for you, he's the last member of the EGB CREW.

This kid's so strong, it isn't funny.
Can make a spammer, cry out for mummy.

Can load up a flash, with relative ease, makes blammin' flash, seem such a breeze.

He may move slow, he can't jump high.
But this private's one hell of a guy!

Sup?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-28 16:09:11


At 3/27/10 02:49 AM, puddinN64 wrote:
Sup?

Well alrighty then that was either boredom, or enthusiasm either was it was pretty good honestly. But has not been anybody around here in a bit so figured I would drop in and see how things are going.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-28 16:55:40


Has anyone seen the amount of pure crap that the portal has seen the last 12 hours or so? It's like it's getting back to like it was when the fight for the 500,000th submission was going on. It's getting rahter heavy handed. Then again, it is approaching summer and kids are going to have more free time, so I suppose it is only natural that the portal will pick up in the coming months.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-28 18:02:04


At 3/26/10 11:50 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: This is the 3rd odd little hentai game I've seen in 2 days now.

Make that 4 odd little hentai games, all with dodgy links in the author comments.

OK, this is getting weird. It looks like he's just exploiting the moron hentai fanbase here (which I really don't see the problem with >:D), but... I dunno. Anyone daft enough to investigate the link?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-28 18:10:45


I did a little investigating on the link, and it takes you to a sharing site and in order to download the games, you need to fill out a quiz or a survey to unlock the download. And we all know what happens when those little quizzes or surveys are filled out, SPAM OUT THE WAZOO! As well as a nice hole in your wallet where your money used to be. I didn't finish the quiz because I knew what was coming.

I say we keep an eye on her.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-28 20:37:43


I have gotten a few blams recently I would not say that everything passes. But I don't really spend that long on the flash portal maybe less then fifteen minutes or so. I have more saves than blams, but I vote on what I think a flash deserves. Looking at those hentai links the author comments are spammy, but maybe its okay a one to keep a eye on.

Hello puddingN64 been a while?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-28 21:07:31


Anyone else having trouble blowing their whistles on the submission?

Also, Sir-Nuts, check your userpage, I left a comment for ya!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-28 21:31:57


At 3/28/10 09:07 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Anyone else having trouble blowing their whistles on the submission?

Problem? What kind of problem? You need to be more specific. I didn't experience anything weird while flagging the flash.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-28 21:36:55


I mean that it's not contacting the NG servers. I can vote, move about the site, etc. just fine and dandy, but blowing the whistle is a bit difficult right now. It's really irritating.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-28 23:08:25


At 3/28/10 08:37 PM, phantomlassuk wrote:
Hello puddingN64 been a while?

THERE. IS. NO. FUCKING. G. IN. MY. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME !!!

And yes it has been a while. What all is new?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-29 00:01:12


At 3/28/10 11:08 PM, puddinN64 wrote: THERE. IS. NO. FUCKING. G. IN. MY. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME !!!

Dude, take a chill pill. Lassuk and I have already been over this. She's going to work on her grammar/spelling/punctuation and get it up to par with the rest of us. Having only a gentle nudge here and there, nothing more. So just take a chill pill dude. Also, is that any way for a 17 year old to be acting? I think not.

And yes it has been a while. What all is new?

Well Byte put out chapter 22 of her fanfic. I'm not sure if you've been keeping up or not, so just in case you haven't, here's the start of the whole thing:

"Through A Mirror Darkly".

Speaking of which, Byte, I'm assuming you based the title off of Elder Scrolls Oblivion "Through A Nightmare Darkly", am I correct in assuming as such?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-29 01:17:38


At 3/29/10 12:01 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
At 3/28/10 11:08 PM, puddinN64 wrote: THERE. IS. NO. FUCKING. G. IN. MY. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME !!!
Dude, take a chill pill. Lassuk and I have already been over this. She's going to work on her grammar/spelling/punctuation and get it up to par with the rest of us. Having only a gentle nudge here and there, nothing more. So just take a chill pill dude. Also, is that any way for a 17 year old to be acting? I think not.

And yes it has been a while. What all is new?

Easy, kids! Or I'll turn this Forum around and go straight back home! Now, shake hands and play nice.

Well Byte put out chapter 22 of her fanfic. I'm not sure if you've been keeping up or not, so just in case you haven't, here's the start of the whole thing:

"Through A Mirror Darkly".

Thanks for the kind words , Cobra. Glad you like it so far.

Speaking of which, Byte, I'm assuming you based the title off of Elder Scrolls Oblivion "Through A Nightmare Darkly", am I correct in assuming as such?

Sorry, my friend, but the title actually was derived from two other titles that did have some influence on the general feel of my story.

One was "Through the Looking Glass", which was, of course, from Alice in Wonderland. The different dimensions and alternate personas certainly do bend through the surreal, and sometimes you're just not sure what reality REALLY is.

The other is from "A Scanner Darkly", a sci-fi book from Philip K. Dick (which was made into a crappy movie in 2006). In this book, the protagonist becomes his own antagonist due to a drug abuse issue that, ironically, he's trying to stop. The drug splits his personality into the "cop" and the "druggie", and depending on which one is dominant determines what he perceives and remembers. It shows how a basically "normal" guy under the wrong circumstances and influences can become both a hero and a villain at the same time - which is an underlying theme in my story as well.

In addition, the concept of a "dark mirror" infers that what you see is not a true reflection of what really is to be seen - and that, by the nature of darkness, is something a bit more insidious.

So, that's how I came up with my title. But, you had a good guess there!

Now, on to Chapter 23 (under construction) - working title: "Unlearning and Undoing"

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-29 12:44:51


At 3/29/10 01:17 AM, byteslinger wrote: One was "Through the Looking Glass", which was, of course, from Alice in Wonderland. The different dimensions and alternate personas certainly do bend through the surreal, and sometimes you're just not sure what reality REALLY is.

Who really is sure what anything is anymore these days? Hell, just look at the new healthcare legislation recently turned law. No one, not even CONGRESS knows just exactly what the fuck it is! The only things I do know is that in order for a dependent to stay on their parent's health insurance they had to have 12 hours of classes is no longer in effect. That got annoying real quick. Also, the dependents can stay on till their 26.

The other is from "A Scanner Darkly", a sci-fi book from Philip K. Dick (which was made into a crappy movie in 2006). In this book, the protagonist becomes his own antagonist due to a drug abuse issue that, ironically, he's trying to stop. The drug splits his personality into the "cop" and the "druggie", and depending on which one is dominant determines what he perceives and remembers. It shows how a basically "normal" guy under the wrong circumstances and influences can become both a hero and a villain at the same time - which is an underlying theme in my story as well.

Something reminiscent of Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde eh?

In addition, the concept of a "dark mirror" infers that what you see is not a true reflection of what really is to be seen - and that, by the nature of darkness, is something a bit more insidious.

Insidious huh? Sounds ominous! Can't wait!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-29 12:48:12


Here it is, another confrontation with a Charger fan.

Anyway not much seemed to be going on.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-29 13:21:53


Dude, if you want to have a job, you had better be making sure your spelling is spot on. Otherwise it's not gonna help in you in the long run. That's all I'm trying to do. You really need to break the bad spelling and grammar habits while you're ahead. I'm not trying to be a Grammar Nazi by any means of the word.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-29 14:42:56


At 3/29/10 01:21 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Dude, if you want to have a job, you had better be making sure your spelling is spot on. Otherwise it's not gonna help in you in the long run. That's all I'm trying to do. You really need to break the bad spelling and grammar habits while you're ahead. I'm not trying to be a Grammar Nazi by any means of the word.

All Hail Darth Cobra!!!!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-29 14:53:12


At 3/29/10 02:42 PM, byteslinger wrote:

All Hail Darth Cobra!!!!

I'll hang a lampshade on his whining one day, right now...


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