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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-21 23:20:04


At 8/21/09 11:16 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: If? Hahah, if. Yeah.
Automatic zeroes from me for now on.

That's what i was getting at. :) In the NGPD we get yelled at by mods for saying stuff like that. Gotta get used to how we've got a lot more slack to say things in the EGB. Haha.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-22 00:55:12


Welcome to the Barracks, michelinman!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-22 09:53:32


At 8/22/09 12:55 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Welcome to the Barracks, michelinman!

Hey Hey! There's someone I know. I didn't know you were in the EGB, otherwise I wouldn't have applied! Haha. I'll probably be seeing you around more often then. And I'll respond to your philosophy question one of these days in the atheist army thread, I've just been being lazy about it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-22 16:48:41


Ugh, I can tell that I'm going to be stuck at Sergeant for quite some time if all I'm able to amass in a week's time is 76 B/P. Sadly, school, homework, life, and work take priority. Also, I hope to opt out of my computer class through a Credit by Exam option. I can't drop the course from my schedule, I just won't have to go any more and I won't have to spend $50+ on gas per week.

Thank god the name of the course is Intro to Computers and it's stuff I already know. ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-22 21:53:46


At 8/22/09 09:42 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Sorry Ihaven't been on a month,coming on from my father's laptop,hate these styles of keyboards. >_> I amwondering if I have missed anything at all, it explains the fact of why I have missed many depositis, BP, reviews and the such, problem with other computer is it is completely ruined and every time you start it up and log in on admin account you are logged out, any ideas of how to fix it?

Also it seems things have calmed down a bit which is good for the most part. If I can fix comp I should be able to come back more frequently. :) Check other forums for a moment then I'll be gone again I guess. :(

No sorry I'm hopeless with computers but you missed last weeks Clock Day, which I thought was brilliant. I got around 76 b/p points more then my 35 from last year. I wish I could get 70ish b/p per week but the Clock Day fever has gone, I wish I could find it to b/p more. Well P-Bot back to normal posting on the right day instead of a day behind.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-22 22:14:43


Sorry to interrupt the current conversation, but this oddity in the portal had me. It seems either the DD created a new preloader, or this is just a random person/fan of the DD submitting under their name. Either way, it's worth a look.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-22 22:33:28


At 8/22/09 10:14 PM, SupraAddict wrote: Sorry to interrupt the current conversation, but this oddity in the portal had me. It seems either the DD created a new preloader, or this is just a random person/fan of the DD submitting under their name. Either way, it's worth a look.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 9058

I watched it, nothing to bad since they are known to submit much worse garbage. Aside from the fact that there is a nazi duck in the flash..... Interesting note if you watch the whole thing :::about 10 seconds::: the ending says "by chris queer". I assume it's who i think it is.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-22 23:06:51



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 00:11:21


At 8/22/09 10:14 PM, SupraAddict wrote: Sorry to interrupt the current conversation, but this oddity in the portal had me. It seems either the DD created a new preloader, or this is just a random person/fan of the DD submitting under their name. Either way, it's worth a look.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 9058

But that's impossible, it's MeatwadSprite! That would cause a Category 5 Shitstorm if he was really yeeked. I actually know a whole bunch of people (almost all spammers) who would like it, but could you imagine if the fanboys went into Nerd Rage Mode about this? It would be almost as bad as when it happened to the mods.

Anyway, I took a good look and saw what evidence there was either way.

Why it might not be yeeked:
They didn't Duckify the account. They put DD>NG and shit all over the mods' pages, one would think that if they got their hands on him they'd do the same and make a front page news post.

Why it might be:
Most recent favorite is probably spam, given the low score, though I didn't watch it so I wouldn't know.
Am I hallucinating, or did he just 10 a Fleek submission?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 09:38:17


Hey guys have you checked this out?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1096 982
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1096 917

Look at the daily awards: That's right, the DD got two of them :/

At 8/22/09 09:42 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Also it seems things have calmed down a bit which is good for the most part. If I can fix comp I should be able to come back more frequently. :) Check other forums for a moment then I'll be gone again I guess. :(

Oh that's bad. I hope you can fix your computer soon :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 14:54:17


LONG TIME NO SEE SCTE3, how've you been dude?

Anyway, yea, MeatwadSprite heading the [DD], something is very wrong here. Not to mention, Ultor is in on this whole thing as well.

All in all, something's up.

I CALL BULLSHIT!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 15:40:49


As if that's not the understatement of the year? lmao

Sorry kid, you need to have 2500 B/P the rank of Private and a bronze whistle or better to apply. Nice to see enthusiastic people. Once you get 50 post of good quality and the rank of Portal Security, 400 B/P you can apply at the NGPD.

Come back when you meet out base requirements.

If there's nothing else, then off with you civilian, and good luck.

SALUTE!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 20:53:40


Actually they got three. 2nd and 3rd were there to help steal the 1st award.

Remember our old friend Leek from clockday?

Well, at least he isn't attacking us, but I whistled this flash for racism.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 20:53:47


****UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT****

Evidence: It's racist towards black people.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 20:55:07


Is this game racest towards african americans... i would think so.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 20:55:10


I just posted that, hehehe. ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 20:57:56


At 8/23/09 08:55 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: I just posted that, hehehe. ;)

Wow 3 in a row for the same flash submission. All thats saying is that our members are all up to par with finding and posting abbusive things :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 21:06:56


Yup we are indeed.

Jolly good show gents. I think I'll go play croquet. Lizzardis, would you care to join me old chap?
What say you old bean? Spot of tea?

lmao, jk jk jk


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 21:08:30


Shit I saw that? how more racist can it be what the fuck are they thinking?! its so racist even the title screams racist. Cant begin to understand why the fuck they would submit that. And DD hacking the awards t shit lots of abusive content passing good job there did not catch that. I was lurking bit did not see that why are the Uzi Union being racist? Anyway I added another game to my collection Warriors Orochi 2 for XBox 360.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 21:20:02


At 8/23/09 09:06 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Yup we are indeed.

Jolly good show gents. I think I'll go play croquet. Lizzardis, would you care to join me old chap?
What say you old bean? Spot of tea?
lmao, jk jk jk

Oh yes, I love croquettes. But probably you meant cricket, even though badminton looks better.

Also, good job spotting those abusive flashes.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 22:04:33


If I had to pick one of those three, I would most definitely pick badminton.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 22:21:55


At 8/23/09 10:04 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: If I had to pick one of those three, I would most definitely pick badminton.

I have messed around with the others and find them just point less, with Badminton i do like to play when i get the chance. I do make a idiot of myself while doing so, hiting all kinds of things over the net. Including my cellphone, my brick of a phone the envy2. The third try it went strait through the paddel or what ever it's called.

And enough one liners @;-}>


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 22:22:57


At 8/23/09 10:04 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: If I had to pick one of those three, I would most definitely pick badminton.
Resist temptation to make cock joke. Resist temptation to make cock joke.

IS IT BECAUSE YOU LIKE PLAYING WITH shuttleCOCKS?!

Fuck.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-23 22:30:08


Anyone see District 9 yet? Such a great movie.

The plot itself was pretty generic (pretty much Blood Diamond + Close Encounters of the Third Kind, which are, in themselves, kind of generic), but the acting, script, and universe that was created are amazing. There was a good 45 continuous minutes or so where I was literally sitting on the edge of my seat with my mouth open.

It's hard to explain the plot without opening up the spoiler tags, but you can call most of the major events as you're watching them. But the action is pure awesome, i.e. a gun that shoots lightning and causes people to explode in tiny meat chunks. There's also a mech that Wikus (the unfortunately named main character) controls that shoots a taser type amo. Except, instead of a pin, a spear head a good 2 inches wide is shot, and proceeds to explode. Wikus also shoots a pig (there's a debate on whether the pig was picked up by the mech's gravity gun or there is a gun that can fire pigs).

The camera work in the first part is great; the premise of the movie is that they're making a documentary on Wikus, so you get erratic camera work mixed in with some interviews mixed with some security camera footage. What I hated was that it was shot like that throughout the movie, which doesn't work when Wikus is supposed to be alone or when there shouldn't be a camera around.

The special effects are great, although you never really get a sense that there's 1.5 million aliens (the number claimed at the beginning of the film). Otherwise, everything blends in perfectly.

Overall, I loved it. Not terribly original, but it's so well acted, writtened and pretty well directed.I highly recommend seeing if you get the chance.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-24 03:30:57


At 8/23/09 10:22 PM, michelinman wrote: cockjoke

*lul*

At 8/23/09 10:30 PM, TheThing wrote: Anyone see District 9 yet? Such a great movie.

I'm waiting for a really good CAM, or an early DVD-SCR or R5 release. I want to see it SO bad.

The plot itself was pretty generic (pretty much Blood Diamond

Fucking loved that movie.

there is a gun that can fire pigs

That's my decision. The gun shoots pigs.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-24 11:35:26


At 8/23/09 10:30 PM, TheThing wrote: Anyone see District 9 yet?
stuff

Nope, and in case y'all didn't know, I LOATHE SPOILERS!!!

I tell ya, there are shitloads of movies that I want to see so bad but haven't been able to because of the damn ticket cost, cost of gas, and other financial issues. The most recent movie I saw in theaters was "Wanted" which was in July of 2008.

So yea, damn economy and damn mortgage bill. >_<


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-24 13:39:40


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;
_ylt=At9cubymKcVEAE6N9It4DKfsy6IX;_ylv=3 ?qid=20090824100459AAkxKqE

I decide to have some fun by posting the roster from my last year's ESPN fantasy team

Only one I'm not sure of was TE since I could find the record for some reason, but yeah my WR corps were that lame and my RB corps were that deep

Even deeper if you considered the fact that Willie Parker and Matt Forte were on the bench roster

Carson Palmer was originally the starter until he got hurt, some idiot cut Philip Rivers and I picked him up from a scrap heap.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-24 15:00:26


Hahah, idiots, or very very small small league.

of course you could win.
Source(s):
you drafted with idiots

Yes. You abused the system, we all love you for being good at something that's got the word "Fantasy" in it. xD

Good luck! (Oh wait, you don't need it.)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-24 18:19:07


At 8/24/09 03:30 AM, KrevZabijak wrote: I'm waiting for a really good CAM, or an early DVD-SCR or R5 release. I want to see it SO bad.

I think this might be a movie that has to be seen in theaters; nothing beats a dude getting shot by lightning and exploding on a 20' screen.

The plot itself was pretty generic (pretty much Blood Diamond
Fucking loved that movie.

Good movie, but the plot itself is generic; 2 unlikely heroes team up in order to bring x to y.

there is a gun that can fire pigs
That's my decision. The gun shoots pigs.

I was cracking up when that happened.

At 8/24/09 11:35 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
At 8/23/09 10:30 PM, TheThing wrote: Anyone see District 9 yet?
stuff
Nope, and in case y'all didn't know, I LOATHE SPOILERS!!!

Nothing I said was major to the plot, and you probably could have predicted want I did say. Hell, I was calling shit way ahead. But I still enjoyed the movie.

The most recent movie I saw in theaters was "Wanted" which was in July of 2008.

I'm trying to think of the last movie I saw in theaters, and I can't remember. I think it was The Dark Knight.

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At 8/24/09 03:00 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Hahah, idiots, or very very small small league.

of course you could win.
Source(s):
you drafted with idiots

Yes. You abused the system, we all love you for being good at something that's got the word "Fantasy" in it. xD

Good luck! (Oh wait, you don't need it.)

Bit of a typo on my post, meant to say "couldn't find" regarding TE

In all fairness, no one thought Turner would have the year he had last season and Forte's a rookie

Had Parker been healthy my team would've been 13-0, oh well

10-3 isn't bad as long I won the championship though

Also the draft was mostly autopicked, the only pick I made was the first round when I drafted Peterson

It's a good thing I picked up Rivers, especially after what happened to Carson Palmer...


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