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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-23 18:09:58


This one looks stolen...

Form here.

The guy who submitted signed up today... the e-mail is different... What do you guys think?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-23 18:11:39


I hate FUI2!

Seriously it's ridiculously difficult.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-23 18:31:04


At 7/23/09 04:18 PM, KidneyThief wrote:
At 7/23/09 03:58 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Well I'm pretty sure it is, just ask Krev. She's a blood spatter analyst.
Something about the title "blood spatter analyst" is just absolutely bad ass.

Yeah, she's our Dexter.

That and you need to be a scientific minded person. Which I am. I didn't take 5 science courses for nothing ya know. Nor did I graduate high school with a 3.0 GPA for nothing either.
And that is why I am not a science major! Haha. My biggest problem in high school was always my foreign language class, which is why I dropped my Spanish course after the 2 year requirement and took a semester of Flash animation and delved into the world of art. Science had never been my strong point, but holy shit chem nearly killed me. It was mostly because of my teacher since he was such a tough grader, but I'm not one for memorization. I got 60's on every single lab except for the bottle rocket which I naturally got a 100 on haha! Fortunately I pulled off a (miracle) 70 for the year and my average was balanced by the 100 I got for my semester grade in animation. I still want to learn Spanish, I just can't do it in a graded environment, but I hope to never take a chem class again as long as I live.

Well, I'm pretty good at science, and maths. The only science which is somewhat difficult for me is Physics, and that's mostly due to the Physics teachers I've had in the past. Anyway I'm not in College/University yet, and I have no idea of what I'm going to do when I'm older. Maybe something related to science, but I'd also like to study programming and even some web design.

At 7/23/09 05:01 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Well I'm back from Florida and Miami

Welcome back ;)

At 7/18/09 09:05 AM, Fro wrote: Well guys since we have been doing art related things here such as finding stolen/hateful art I thought it would be a good idea to do it in the official club now. I'm sure some of you will be up to it as I've seen you post multiply art pieces here that have been deserving of deletion.
I knew it would only be a matter of time until a club like that was made. I may have to bob in there a few times because I hope to be more active in the Art section, looking out for some stuff. However I can't view the scouting section which is a real bummer because my art (well, picture) hasn't been scouted yet. It did do, but then I lost my abilities thanks to my scouter.

You need to have 4 submissions in the art portal in order to get scouted. Yeah, that's kinda a new thing.

At 7/18/09 12:30 PM, Calipe wrote: I contacted a mod and asked her to delete those comments because they are like 350 and to delete them all manually would take a long time.
May I ask which mod you asked? Only because if it happens again to myself or any other user I would like to redirect them to her because it looks like the comments were deleted.

You should better PM Wade, he is the one who handles that stuff. When you tell a mod, he/she contacts Wade who proceeds to delete the abusive stuff.

At 7/18/09 07:33 PM, Porkchop wrote: So guys, who had any bets about when the Regs lounge in General would be locked?
Jeez, about time! I hope that place gets deleted. Too many convis going on at once and to be honest....General is just one big regulars lounge. Most of the users in there were not even regulars! I wonder when its going to be unlocked....It was like that when i went away to Florida 5 days ago!

Yeah, that forum is pretty much a lounge itself. Though gumOnShoe's intention was good, to bring people together, it was a nice attempt to make the General forum better.

At 7/23/09 06:11 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I hate FUI2!

Seriously it's ridiculously difficult.

Haha, I laughed just when I saw the title.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-23 19:04:10


Good call Sir-Nuts, and yea I do recall seeing you around the BBS, congrats on the rank up and welcome back.

As far as criminal justice courses are concerned Lizz, here in the states, the first year classes at Durham Tech(should you decide to move here to Durham, NC for college) are:

1st Semester

Intro to Criminal Justice
Criminology
Law Enforcement Operations
1 social science
English 111
College Student Success

2nd Semester

Constitutional Law
Organization & Administration
Court Procedure & Evidence
Corrections
English 112

3rd Semester

1Social studies credit
Psychology 150
1 major elective

4th Semester

Investigative Photography
Ethics & Community Relations
Criminalistics
1 major elective

Eh, just go here for the CJC Program of Study

FYI, it seems as though they mix it up every semester Lizz. So I wouldn't count on that staying status quo.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-23 19:16:05


Now that Osama's son got blown away...

Who do you think he'll...well you know...

Damn you Stamper!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-23 21:58:09


At 7/23/09 01:39 PM, KidneyThief wrote: However we are currently writing the script for an animation we are going to submit as a series here on NG which I hope will be a huge success. Meanwhile I'm working on some smaller animations, I'l be sure to keep you guys updated!

That sounds great, I'm looking forward to your work. Have you been busy with university or is this semester relaxed?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-23 22:03:13


At 7/23/09 05:01 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
I contacted a mod and asked her to delete those comments because they are like 350 and to delete them all manually would take a long time.
May I ask which mod you asked? Only because if it happens again to myself or any other user I would like to redirect them to her because it looks like the comments were deleted.

Well actually, I deleted them all by myself even though it took a couple of days to do it; it was quite enervating. Now I know better than to leave my posts open to "real-time comments." Those spammers really need to get a life.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-23 22:17:31


At 7/23/09 07:16 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Now that Osama's son got blown away...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/37 735
Who do you think he'll...well you know...

Damn you Stamper!

It's amazing he was even able to have a son with such a small a-penis

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-23 23:54:35


****MALICIOUS FLASH ALERT****

Re-submitted:

Sorry I don't have the obituary, but this has been submitted repeatedly and blammed time and time again. The issue is, Hooker submits it in big time lapses so that the obituaries for the other ones get lost and no one wants to go searching for it while it gets passed.

I know this is not a right use of the whistle, but the past has shown us all an extremely predictable pattern for this flash, and I say, we whistle it as malicious. WHO'S WITH ME?!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-23 23:54:48



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 00:12:32


He's gone from making videos of himself, to stealing Flashes and admitting in the author's comments that they're not his.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 00:22:31


Hey everyone! Private First Class Zornkatzu (formerly Sergent Mitsubishi) reporting. Its been a long time since I've been on Newgrounds. Never have I seen so much spam being submitted!

I've read a few previous posts about a group called the DD. Can someone maybe give me a heads up on who they are?

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 00:33:23


Don't get me started on the [DD].

Alright, ya did.

The [DD] or Duck Division as they call themselves are a malicious group of spammers who submit nothing but crap. They take Rule 34(If it exists, there is porn of it. NO EXCEPTIONS) WAY TOO FUCKING FAR! Recently there's been a massive string of Dre Pickles scat eating shit flashes from the [DD] and some have had that horrible stretched asshole GOATSE thing at the end of a "good quiz" or "game" and it's just disgusting.

The most notable names are as follows:

Chris Beer -- Nothing can be said about how horrible this kid is.
Genderless-Hooker -- STORY THIEF
Simon-Birch -- FILE SWAPPER
0Z0NE -- STORY THIEF
DrewPickles666 -- gay spammer
dd4lyf -- group(?) account

Some more of the recent ones have been submitting what seems like excellent flashes, but once they inevitably pass, they swap the file for something completely disturbing. Hell, Chris Beer even made a death threat to Wade. Not to mention some of the BBS mods have been getting their accounts phished and losing their mod status.

All in all, they're the bane of NG if you will. They're worse than the [BB], [FF], [AA], [SS], [KK], [SocomSquad], and the rest. These guys are malicious at everything they do.

That sum it up for ya?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 00:38:24


At 7/24/09 12:33 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: That sum it up for ya?

Yes, I do believe it did.

Must say I'm not used to this severe a threat. I left Newgrounds back when the Barney Bunch was finally being disbanded. Didn't think I'd see anything this extreme. I'll be sure to patrol the Portal more frequently now and do my part against this new enemy.

Death threats to Wade...wow...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 01:20:19


At 7/24/09 12:38 AM, Zornkatzu wrote: Death threats to Wade...wow...

Oh, did Slnt forget to mention the child porn? Yeah, Beer did that too. And the fileswaps to Drew and Barney are the new incarnation of the Barney Bunch, or so they label themselves. The Ducks just fileswap to the same old picture of gay fellatio.

Anyway, I'm only 40-50 off from my next B/P level. I might just get it by Monday, if I'm not interrupted.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 01:21:17


Yea, they're a fucked up lot. I haven't seen anything more disturbing than them.....oh wait, yes I have, it was a flash submission I saw while I was still in the NGPD, it was pictures of a doctor with a baby's amputated legs in his hands making them dance. A BABY'S AMPUTATED LEGS!!! COULD THAT HAVE BEEN ANY MORE FUCKED UP THAN IT ALREADY WAS?!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 01:49:41


At 7/23/09 09:58 PM, Calipe wrote: That sounds great, I'm looking forward to your work. Have you been busy with university or is this semester relaxed?

I have nothing to do right now because classes do not start until the very end of August, but my RA training starts the 15th, and I'm going to Martha's Vineyard the week before. I'm not sure how active my semester will be but I am expecting it to be pretty intense since I am starting Maya in my animation course, and I have a bunch of studio courses. Plus I am an RA and I will most likely be working in the Res Life office and hopefully off campus as well. Ironically because I will have so much to do I think it will structure my life and I will actually animate more! I look forward to it all though.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 01:52:54


****MALICIOUS FLASH ALERT****

Re-submitted:

Previously blammed:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/504665


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 06:25:03


Hello Sir-Nuts been long time since you last posted many months you now have The Hunting Knife lovely, you're getting close to level 30. I recently hit level 31 love my Butcher's Cleaver. Yes the DD are the worst spammers I have seen, and they are always breaking rules. So that was the group now I know why SimonBirch got deleted. I have seen the drama of DD and it was horrid but hopefully it will not happen again. I have been busy with consoles I went from XBox360 to Ps3 still got. Been confused by it that it's why my B/p has slipped. Lizzardis glad you had a good time.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 11:13:57


Is it fileswapped?

Don't want to take any chances watching this so...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 12:19:05


Yea, anything by those losers is going to be a file swap.

If you want, I made a list of the file swappers and their M.O's for everyone's convenience


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 12:26:47


Alright, I just saw and APB in the NGPD by Sheizenhammer.

****STOLEN/MALICIOUS FLASH ALERT****

Stolen/Malicious:

Original:

http://spyroflamesredsbum.deviantart.com /art/SPYRO-DRESS-UP-67924574

BLOW THEM WHISTLES!!

sorry for the DP.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 13:33:46


GODDAMMIT!

So sorry for the triple post.

****MALICIOUS FLASH ALERT****

Re-submitted:

Previously blammed:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/504685


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 14:10:54


At 7/24/09 12:38 AM, Zornkatzu wrote: Must say I'm not used to this severe a threat. I left Newgrounds back when the Barney Bunch was finally being disbanded. Didn't think I'd see anything this extreme. I'll be sure to patrol the Portal more frequently now and do my part against this new enemy.

The DD's threat level has actually gone down in the past week or so, since their mod phishing has dried up due to people taking the proper security precautions, and I haven't seen any CP in any Portal in a while now. If the worst they've got now is lame fileswaps, then their fall from "criminal masterminds" to "utterly lame spam group" is complete, and we only need to keep an eye on them and report them to Wade when they fuck with the Portal. Maybe they'll go back to malicious shit, but honestly, I think we've seen the worst they can dish out. No need to give them this much attention.

So, do you want to join the Barracks?


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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 14:28:08


Hey Slash, I looked through his posts, and apparently he's been a confirmed member of the EGB since 3/17/07, but he's been inactive. Your thoughts on this? Then again, I'm not sure if you were the Commander of the EGB then or not.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 16:08:30


At 7/24/09 01:49 AM, KidneyThief wrote: I have nothing to do right now because classes do not start until the very end of August, but my RA training starts the 15th, and I'm going to Martha's Vineyard the week before. I'm not sure how active my semester will be but I am expecting it to be pretty intense since I am starting Maya in my animation course, and I have a bunch of studio courses. Plus I am an RA and I will most likely be working in the Res Life office and hopefully off campus as well. Ironically because I will have so much to do I think it will structure my life and I will actually animate more! I look forward to it all though.

That sounds like a lot of things to do for the upcoming semester. As for my part, I just started my first semester in computer science and I'm loving it. I'm excited because from there I will be able to branch out to any field of interest that has to do with computers, and now-a-days everything has to do with them. This means that I will have a wide field of action.
A dream job for me would be to work in the video game industry as a game developer or head of the programming department.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-24 16:58:13


Stolen flash

Original

http://mmntw26.deviantart.com/art/Breaki

ng-The-Fourth-Wall-Tr-1-130377682


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At 7/24/09 04:08 PM, Calipe wrote: That sounds like a lot of things to do for the upcoming semester. As for my part, I just started my first semester in computer science and I'm loving it. I'm excited because from there I will be able to branch out to any field of interest that has to do with computers, and now-a-days everything has to do with them. This means that I will have a wide field of action.
A dream job for me would be to work in the video game industry as a game developer or head of the programming department.

Yea computers seriously have to do with everything now. If we have a massive black out our society is doomed! Haha! The power went out last night campus wide, funny thing is as the power went out I wasn't too bothered. Then I realized the internet was down too! Oh no! So I walked around the empty dorms with the girl who lives next to me. As we were walking down one of the utterly silent and pitch black (minus our flash lights) hallways, she said too me "It's creepy how absolutely no one is here." Just as she finished saying that the door right behind us creaked open. This spooked me, and I'm not an easy person to spook at all haha. It turned out to be one of the foot ball coaches living there. All in all it was quite fun, it was the perfect setting for a horror flick with the stormy weather and dark silent buildings. The emergency power went out too and we would have had to move all the residents, but fortunately the power came back around 130am while I was doing rounds.