At 4/2/09 01:06 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Milestones:
Coop83 - 55,000 B/P
Idiot-Finder - 45,000 B/P, 30,000 Blams
aldlv - 25,000 B/P
Sir-Nuts - 18,000 B/P
ever-vigilant - 16,000 B/P
RohantheBarbarian - 12,000 B/P
Marsupial - 7,000 B/P
DumbassDude - 7,000 B/P, 5,000 Saves

Congrats everyone, quite a lot of milestones this month.

Promotions:
byteslinger - General
lilhunter03 - Lieutenant General
RohantheBarbarian - Lieutenant
Marsupial - Master Sergeant
DumbassDude - Master Sergeant

Not very many promotions this month, it has been a slow month in the portal though.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
20] 07,593 | 1,489 | 49.6 | --4.57 DumbassDude Mas. Sgt. 3

It's been a rather slow month, a lot of times the portal didn't have any under judgement flashes, they seemed to all burst out at one time or another. I'm sure the coming month will be alot busier, yesterday was a good start.

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 2,240
Coop83 - 1,127
lilhunter03 - 1,029
aldlv - 997

Congratulations guys, how many months is that now Byteslinger? :]

At 4/2/09 01:06 PM, Ismael92 wrote: The April Fools thingy was funny, a lot of stuff changed and I got screenshots of everything. It would have been cooler if the flash gang had changed too...

Yeah, that would have been a good idea. Like all April Fools days I'm sure they think of things that would have been better or would have worked well after the day is over. It's like that with a lot of things in life. You always think of the awesome ideas after the event is over.

I also got plenty of screen shots, but let a lot of them go because I knew they would be in the archive in the wi/ht.

As you should know by now, the EGB went through some restructuring, and the members list was updated and is now more accurate, since it shows the active people. 13 members were removed from the roster, either because they can't be active or they are AWOL. You can check more info at this thread in our forums (you need to be logged in to read it).

Always sad to see members go, but if your not active there isn't much you can do about it.

Milestones:
Coop83 - 55,000 B/P
Idiot-Finder - 45,000 B/P, 30,000 Blams
aldlv - 25,000 B/P
Sir-Nuts - 18,000 B/P
ever-vigilant - 16,000 B/P
RohantheBarbarian - 12,000 B/P
Marsupial - 7,000 B/P
DumbassDude - 7,000 B/P, 5,000 Saves

Congrats to everyone on their milestones. Keep up the hard work protecting the portal.

Promotions:
byteslinger - General
lilhunter03 - Lieutenant General
RohantheBarbarian - Lieutenant
Marsupial - Master Sergeant
DumbassDude - Master Sergeant

Same here. Great job on all of your level ups. Keep up the hard work.

Entering the list:
sonofkirk
Corky52
KrevZabijak

Welcome to you two. And yes.. I finally remember that Krev is a female. Finally got it right.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username

08] 30,987 | 0,183 | 06.1 | + 1.80 Shanus Sup. Com.

Hard to believe that the next member that I have a chance of passing won't happen until I'm at the last B/P rank. Actually, I probably won't end up passing Shanus because of the inactivity I will have when I reach the final rank. I'll just be out to blam spam submissions and bad flashes when that happens.

09] 26,181 | ???? | ???? | ???? Corky52

*Jumps right in the top 10*

Doesn't matter.. because of byteslinger. I'll be bumped down to number ten before I know it.

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 2,240
DumbassDude - 1,489
Coop83 - 1,127
lilhunter03 - 1,029
aldlv - 997

Congrats to everyone in the top 5. My goal will be to bump one of you guys out next time around if at all possible.

At 4/2/09 02:18 PM, Coop83 wrote:

Only 4 of us getting the 1,000+ mark this time? Well, I'd better keep on pushing. I want 50/day again, it's frustrating not being able to reach that potential.

Only four members that were on the list before this update. :P

I had over 1,000, but obviously I don't get a gain since I'm new to the list.

"You're welcome" to everyone who said "thanks" or something similar.

At 4/2/09 02:18 PM, Coop83 wrote: Thanks for the update, Ismael.

I don't know why, but when I read my name in your post it felt weird...

And hot...

And then many people called my by my name... God, my name sucks, ha...
...

At 4/2/09 03:49 PM, Corky52 wrote: *Jumps right in the top 10*

Doesn't matter.. because of byteslinger. I'll be bumped down to number ten before I know it.

You would still be in the top 10, though.

Also, everything about the BBS getting deleted was an April Fools joke, more info here.
lol

At 4/2/09 09:50 AM, EagleRock wrote: So how's the Barracks?

sir *salute*

glad to hear from you sir, it's been a long time...
we are fine, and as slash told things are going well, we had got a few new good members, and the portal had been interesting, kinda slow, but isn't bad with, has the normal spam (maybe a little more than normal...) and a lot of happy savers, just like the time i enter the barracks...

but the cool thing is that getting blam isn't as hard as it was a few months ago...

At 4/2/09 01:06 PM, Ismael92 wrote:

thanx a lot for the update...

aldlv - 25,000 B/P

whohoo..

09] 26,181 | ???? | ???? | ???? Corky52

just one person away from EGSC... not so bad...
i'm the highest General right now... and just 1 hundred something away from Com.

10] 25,362 | 0,997 | 33.2 | --8.87 aldlv Gen.

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 2,240
DumbassDude - 1,489
Coop83 - 1,127
lilhunter03 - 1,029
aldlv - 997

I was a Top gainer??? wow... i would never imagine, was a bad month for me...
and i didn't even got the half of byteslinger... damn

March update.

april update????

Does this count as flaggable hardcore porn? I whistled it anyhow.

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

Warning: He's um.. blowing himself.

At least he's wearing a hat?

I'm crudely doubleposting again. It's blammed now.

Apologies.

Thanks for the roster Ismael92 I gained around 15 b/p points on April Fools day 13 saves and 2 blams lots for me. I totally forgot it was the roster. The time goes by so quick. I have over 601 points before my next badge. I cant believe I fell for the joke I really thought the BBS was going it was so good the job all the mods and and admins played. Gotta say they really did a good job kidding people. Although lots of talk about The lit Portal. I like the idea of new portal though congrats to the users on the list. Again thanks for dropping by EagleRock sir!

At 4/2/09 01:06 PM, Ismael92 wrote: The April Fools thingy was funny, a lot of stuff changed and I got screenshots of everything. It would have been cooler if the flash gang had changed too...

Well a lot of China related flash where on the Front Page, I don't think it would have been possible to change all flash. A lot of people took it too serious, I found it funny that any flash rated higer than 13+ was blocked.

Top 5 Gainers

I don't think I'll ever make this list, lmao.

At 4/2/09 10:24 PM, aldlv wrote:

At 4/2/09 01:06 PM, Ismael92 wrote: March update.

april update????

This one was the April update. At the end of every roster, I put a link to the previous one, in this case, the previous roster was in March, so that's why the link says "March".

At 4/3/09 06:23 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: I cant believe I fell for the joke I really thought the BBS was going it was so good the job all the mods and and admins played. Gotta say they really did a good job kidding people.

Hahaha yeah, it was funny, they did a great work :D

Your opinions on qualifying as stolen?

Original:

http://www.funny-games.ws/attack_of_the_
furries_2.html

Here:

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  Attack of the Furries 2

  by BrightWhiteLight

  Tower defense game with (optional) resource management, 6 dificulty levels, 18 turrets

  Game

  5,668 Views

  (Ages 13+)

At 4/3/09 05:49 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Your opinions on qualifying as stolen?

It has already passed judgment, so I can't check the author's e-mail, but it does look suspicious. However the author also submitted the 1st game last year:

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  Attack of the Furries

  by BrightWhiteLight

  Tower Defense game featuring RTS elements, over 20 furry creeps and special ability tiles.

  Game

  10,091 Views

  (Ages 13+)

So I'm not sure at all... What do other people think?

just to let you know, the author's email was googlemail. not gmail, goglemail. which was odd.

Not odd at all. People overseas often have to use googlemail since they can't sign up for the gmail service.
Both my friends in london have googlemail.

At 4/3/09 07:22 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Not odd at all. People overseas often have to use googlemail since they can't sign up for the gmail service.
Both my friends in london have googlemail.

my mistake krev. i thought he was just using a fake email, i didn't know googlemail actually was something real.

Hey could y'all help me out with a petition? (I feel rude asking) It is to make rude author comments reportable. I am so sick and tired of racist slang in them I decided to make a petition, please click the link in my sig.

I found a piece of crud that definitely needs to be whistled:

Out Of Reach

It's in German, and it has 2 separate mini-clips (collab) of cartoon pedophilia. Definitely does not belong on Newgrounds.

recruit tersad999 reporting for duty sir!

At 4/4/09 12:20 AM, tersad999 wrote: recruit tersad999 reporting for duty sir!

While we appreciate your enthusiasm, you have not reached an appropriate user level to join the EGB. You have to be at least a Private, with at least 2,500 blam/protect points, and a bronze whistle.
In addition, we prefer that at least 25% of your total points are blams, and that you also show some positive activity in your forum posts and flash reviews.

You have some time until you'll get there. For now you can ask to join the Newgrounds Police Dept. which has basically the same goals as The EGB, but is geared for newer members of Newgrounds.

If you have any more questions, please contact the leader of the EGB, SlashFirestorm

At 4/4/09 12:17 AM, byteslinger wrote: I found a piece of crud that definitely needs to be whistled:

Out Of Reach

It's in German, and it has 2 separate mini-clips (collab) of cartoon pedophilia. Definitely does not belong on Newgrounds.

Fuckshit McGoddamn, it passed. Someone PM Wadolf? Even though the CPA doesn't extend to cartoons last time I checked (does it now?) I still think NG would like it removed.
Even though NG approved of a cartoon version of Manhattan's junk...

Which was kind of hilarious, I had to admit.

Animated stuff does not equal kiddie porn, and when I asked Wade about it in the past he told me that he probably wouldn't delete it since it doesn't break any rules even though he didn't like it. That kinda hinted that he would delete something if it was extremely graphic or whatever, but that flash doesn't exactly qualify.

At 4/4/09 02:36 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Animated stuff does not equal kiddie porn, and when I asked Wade about it in the past he told me that he probably wouldn't delete it since it doesn't break any rules even though he didn't like it. That kinda hinted that he would delete something if it was extremely graphic or whatever, but that flash doesn't exactly qualify.

Slash, I would respectfully disagree with you. Animated or not, it still sends the wrong message here on Newgrounds. I'm no prude, and I enjoy adult humor just as much as the next geek, but there are things that cross the line, and I still feel this flash did. So I might have blown my whistle point, but I still stand behind my opinion. Nothing against you, of course - you are only passing on what you know from Wade. I am just a little surprised that this flash isn't a rule breaker.

*Salutes*

At 4/4/09 12:04 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Hey could y'all help me out with a petition? (I feel rude asking) It is to make rude author comments reportable. I am so sick and tired of racist slang in them I decided to make a petition, please click the link in my sig.

This is a tuchy subject weather as author's comments can be flagged or not. I think the author has a right to say what he want's if he worked hard on his submission and just one user points put all the flaws in it and then the author calls the user a "stupid shit" Then they can just pm each other because you can only make a review once.

Then if there is a good reason to flag a authors comment when it is racest or threating to the user in question. Maby it would be a good thing to help clean up the site's review section becaue if we can make reviews cleaner and look better why should we not be able to flag the awful responces that the author leaves that just make the site look bad. I do agree with you on that and i don't think it is rude of you to ask @;-}>

I would love to see that feature implemented. It would also, possibly, cut down on the length of time it takes for spammer accounts to get shut down, in a way.
Imagine, an Author/Submitter getting a Review Response ban, like Chris Beer. After a certain amount of time (possibly 6 hours, given how insane his responses are) he either wouldn't be able to respond at all for quite a while, or even submit a flash depending on how severe the implementation of the system would be.
Heaven... heaven, my friends. :)

At 4/4/09 10:46 AM, byteslinger wrote: Slash, I would respectfully disagree with you. Animated or not, it still sends the wrong message here on Newgrounds

Obviously it send the wrong message about the whole matter, but it's a fine line between enforcing the law and depriving freedom of speech. Sure, the guy drew something which is sick in nature, but as Wade said, it's not explicit enough to be deleted.

Now,

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

With this guy, if he's the real author, (hotmail account) then I'll eat my hat.

Nice work Phantom I checked and found it here

http://www.funny-games.biz/bowsers-castl e.html

. I Pm Tom Fulp about this flash it gross a man humping a cake its the same author, I'm sure who got deleted before here the link.

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

NSFW but been rated for Everyone how does this pass? I hate when authors leave abusive comments but I recall I think Wade Fulp saying that the author has the right to say the last word. But often spammers leave abusive comments like racist or homophobic stuff. I flagged that game you linked looked fishy.

This is why I would approve of moderating Author Responses. Those two reviews where the Response takes up half the page for each one, just leaving no room for any other reviews.

Ugh.

OK, so the user

BlankScreen

just submitted something...

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

The rest of his submissions are spam, he has a typical "FUCK YOU" message on his page, but the thing is, good as this is (OK, I may give it a bit of a bonus because the characters are from the Touhou Project, a personal favorite among video game series), it's still suspicious. There's a chance that it's stolen, there's a chance of fileswapping. Not saying to hold it against him until it happens, but... Well, I just saw it and got suspicious. Anyone got a possible source on it?

Did he swap it? Apparently it's just a still image now.

At 4/5/09 02:43 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Did he swap it? Apparently it's just a still image now.

Yep, it was swapped. Luckily I saved the original and am currently uploading it somewhere else so that anyone who would see it could help me find the source. Of course, now that it's been swapped, do we really need a source for the original? I also find it hard to believe that a spammer like him would have ever heard of Touhou.

At 4/5/09 05:05 PM, BlankScreen wrote:

At 4/5/09 04:00 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Luckily I saved the original and am currently uploading it somewhere else so that anyone who would see it could help me find the source.

Good luck ROFL!

Says a man who can't even quote properly on the BBS, and whose name is one of the more popular spam tactics. I actually DID succeed at uploading it, after the 71chan uploader failed me...
http://71chan.co.cc/FinalTest.swf
Had to do it with FTP. But I still got it up, no?