At 11/5/05 07:04 PM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote:At 11/5/05 06:59 PM, Shoujou wrote: *makes sandwiches in the kitchen*Anything Else? Beer? Nachos? Handjob?Quiet possibly the perfect woman here guys. You better snap her up quick.
Not enough bruises or cuts.
Dude, that's not fucking funny, you're retarded.
*realizes who posted it*
OMG Leik Slightly_Crazy_Dude, total win lol!
REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat
At 11/5/05 07:07 PM, Bou wrote:
Not enough bruises or cuts.
Thats because she behaves herself.
Remember kids.....Only beat up your girl if you are hungry, depraved of sex, or bored.
At 11/5/05 08:50 PM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote:
Thats because she behaves herself.
Remember kids.....Only beat up your girl if you are hungry, depraved of sex, or bored.
This is one of the better things I have heard in years. I thought I was the only who thought this about women. All women should where something like this to so they never forget.
MY GOD where are these laws stating that you have to spend all your hard earned money on us ladies? SAY NO! If a girl wants you to pay for everything, she's a selfish, high-maintenance bitch and you should tell her to get a job. My boyfriend doesn't pay every time we go out, or buys me a bunch of stuff all the time!! So find a girl who cares more about money and maybe you won't be such a bitter prick.
OH and if you think "we want fucking sex, we get it" BUY A WHORE she'd be more then happy to serve you for a couple bucks.
I realize you are most likely an attention whore who was just posting that for a response, but whatever.
At 11/5/05 09:00 PM, wideawakeitsmorning wrote: blah blah blah
ROFL LMAO! Women do not belong on the internet, the kitchen is the proper place.
At 11/5/05 09:09 PM, Wicked_Clown17 wrote:At 11/5/05 09:00 PM, wideawakeitsmorning wrote: blah blah blahROFL LMAO! Women do not belong on the internet, the kitchen is the proper place.
*rolls eyes* k...
Slightly_Crazy_Dude: High level. High authority. Biggest bullshitter ever.
At 11/5/05 09:16 PM, xavierfaceuk wrote: Slightly_Crazy_Dude: High level. High authority. Biggest bullshitter ever.
Careful, He Bitch-slapped my ass all around the apartment last time i forgot to cut the crusts off his sandwich.
Oh, I'm so bloody terrified.
They always have to be Glaswegian, don't they?
