BBS Battle Royale Chapter One-"Setting Traps"

The year is 2006. It's a rough year for NG. The Flash Portal had fallen into disrepair, the BBS had lost most of it's reasonable posters, and on top of that, the traffic of NG shrunk dramitcally. With the money made from Alien Hominid, and the forced release of Dad & Me, NG had enough money to make NG more well known. So the admins had a conference in England.

liljim- We have enough money to broadcast NG greatly. But how do we market our site to an even greater extent?

Tom- We could always do commercials.

Wade- That's too common. How many people do you know actually like commercials?

liljim- We can have NG logos put up in movies.

Tom- Who'd pay attention to that?

Wade- Well...we do have enough money to make our own channel for cable/digital T.V.

liljim- Yes, we do, but that alone just doesn't seem all that appealing.

Tom- What if we had shows that would show people how to make flashes?

Wade- Sounds good, but it wouldn't be a guranteed that they would come to NG because of that.

liljim- I don't know what to do then.

Tom- I just got an idea!

Wade- What?

liljim- Yes, what do you have planned?

Tom- We can make that channel, but make it even more interesting than possible. Let's make the users that already come to NG adverise us.

Wade- What are you getting at?

liljim- What kind've angle are we talking about?

Tom- BBS Battle Royale. We take about 50 members or so from NG that post, and stick them on an island to kill each other. Think of how much traffic we'll get.

Wade- Yeah, I understand. I got an idea that'll bring in even more money. We can have people bet to see who lives and dies. There can only be one winner right?

liljim- Yes, only one winner. We could set up cameras all over the island, and make it a 24 hour televised event. And every three hours, a results poll will show up for people to make there bets.

Tom- There is already one problem with this.

Wade- Yeah, the dead, right?

liljim- We have nothing to worry about. Since the users are advertising for us, for every dead person that belonged to a family, we'll send them $800,000.

Tom- This will be worldwide. Think of the ratings we'll bring in. Giving off that much money won't be a big deal.

Wade- For the person who wins, what does he/she recieve?

liljim- How does ten million U.S. dollars sound?

Tom- I wonder what good it would do for the person? Sanity would be too broken to enjoy, at least that's what I would think.

Wade- Then it's settled. All we need to do is think of a way to get the BBS users to do this, to be apart of it, with no questions asked.

liljim- I have an idea. Remember that Mod Meetup thread you put up a few months back?

Wade- Yes.

liljim- And remember how so many people wanted to be apart of it?

Wade- Yes.

liljim- What if were to make a thread called "The Real BBS User Meetup"? Where all you have to do is sign to be apart of this "Free Trip" to meet up with other users.

Tom- That's brilliant! How do we pull it off effectively?

Wade- Easy, so many people are obsessed with their post count, right? Why not make it something like "All you have to do is get 300 posts within a week to qualify". "By then you will automatically get an E-mail confirming that you've met your goal, reply back to the E-mail with your address and a jet will pick you up and take you to the destination."

liljim- Bloody brilliant!

Tom- Well, let's get this plan under way.

Wade- It was nice meeting you again liljim.

liljim- It was all my pleasure. Have a safe trip across the pond.

One week later, Wade posted up the winners that'll be going to the BBS user meetup. These people are...

1. DaSadGirl
2. SSG
3.TheBoneThug
4. M-A-R-C-U-S
5. the_phantom_16
6. Britkid
7. Zen_Gaijin
8. Sarai
9. Seizure_Dog <By Sarai's request
10. Mr. Pope
11. Crashman
12. Mustache_Man
13. Chip_Pan_Man
14. The_Green_Kirton
15. Kaabi
16. FatBoyBillyBob
17. SiCcMaDe
18. Chumbawamba
19. -Rule-
20. NGCA
21 -King_Nothing-
22. supa_sag
23. rottenmyscabies
24. seventy-one
25. Minion777
26. Lost_Chances
27. -Dick_Dastardly-
28. Sanjay
29. PsychoMonkeyParade
30. theabominablematt
31. Donthurtme
32. protege-moi
33. Break_the_Silence
34. auronYRP
35. ViciousDave
36. MFProd
37. BareNakedMike
38. Thunder_Joe
39. Chaos_Mage
40. GrahamJones
41. Mast3rMind
42. -shake-
43. Andersson
44. Indian_Wrestler
45. BlueFlameSkulls
46. Re-Spawn
47. -Mitsubishi-
48. -Canas-
49. Daschimp
50. XwaynecoltX
51. JackRabbitStudios
52. 2ndPrize
53. -Dawkins-

You see the names on Mast3rMind's computer screen as you see the user himself seat back in relaxation and says...

Mast3rMind- Wow, out of all things to win, I for one didn't expect to win this. I mean hell, I don't win shit. I guess it'll be cool seeinng the other NG users. I wonder what's going to be like?

Meanwhile....

Wade- Hey bro, are you sure you want to do this? Because once this starts, we can't stop.

Tom- I'm sure. The people of NG brought this on themselves, so why not have them pay for it? Right?

Wade- Ok then.

Back to Mast3rMind's apartment....

Mast3rMind- The note said to wait outside my apartment building at 10:00 A.M. It's going on 9:59 A.M.

All of a sudden you see a huge jet fly across the horizon and drop in from of Mast3rMind's apartment building.

Mast3rMind- Man, that is one big ass jet!

Pilot- Are you Mast3rMind?

Mast3rMind- Yes-

Pilot- Alright then. Get aboard, you were the last person on my route that needed to be picked up.

Mast3rMind gets on the jet to see at least ten other people. There are "I am" post it on the people, so it's easy to know who's who.

Sarai- Hey Mast3rMind, what's up?

Mast3rMind- Hey, how's everyone doing. Zen_Gaijin, holding it down. -Canas-, I barely know you, TheBoneThug, what's up, Britkid, ViciousDave, and the rest of you.

-Dawkins- It's hard to believe that we've won. It just seems so fishy.

Sarai- What do you mean? We all won fair and square, what's to be afraid of?

-Canas- I don't know, but I'm getting pretty damn sleepy.

Mast3rMind- Come on, this is exiting, how could you be..*Yawn* sleepy?

Everyone on the jet begins to fade into sleep. People are trying to fight it off, but it's not working. They wake up hours later in house. Wade walks in.

Wade- Welcome to the first of day hell.

End of Chapter One

So how often are you planning to update this thread?

At 10/22/05 10:59 PM, Thunder_Joe wrote: So how often are you planning to update this thread?

As often as possible.

Fr33kyS8AN

Strength: resistance to pain, archery

Weakness: hates gerbils, loves hamsters

Excellent story so far! I'm glad I was here to post that I wanted to be in it before it was too late! I'm bookmarking this page.

At 10/22/05 10:38 PM, Mast3rMind wrote: Tom- BBS Battle Royale. We take about 50 members or so from NG that post, and stick them on an island to kill each other. Think of how much traffic we'll get.

It's just like Tom to say that...

At 10/22/05 10:38 PM, Mast3rMind wrote: 9. Seizure_Dog <By Sarai's request

Strength- I'm a talking dog. I'm a cute version of Cujo.

Weakness- Amnesia, epilepsy.

Catch phrase- Where the hell am I?!

HOORAY! I made it through the first chapter!
*gets self horribly drunk*

*talks to plant*
Heh.. Hey babeh. Wanna haf a good time?

At 10/22/05 11:07 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Excellent story so far! I'm glad I was here to post that I wanted to be in it before it was too late! I'm bookmarking this page.

Thanks for saying so. I plan on getting at least two more chapters done tonight.

At 10/22/05 11:10 PM, Seizure_Dog wrote: Strength- I'm a talking dog. I'm a cute version of Cujo.

Weakness- Amnesia, epilepsy.

Catch phrase- Where the hell am I?!

Sorry, blame Sarai. It's on her, she wanted this more than anything.

Not a bad start to what should be a pretty interesting story. Good luck with writing it.

At 10/22/05 11:13 PM, Mast3rMind wrote: Sorry, blame Sarai. It's on her, she wanted this more than anything.

lol, nah. It's cool. I probably would have signed up anyways, but would have been too late :P

So it's all good :D

Awesome story so far dude, If this were a reality I would go crazy.

Wow. That's really good Mast3rMind. The story is great so far! I'm loving the story. Great idea for the admins to get us involved into the Battle Royale island.

Quality work mast3rmind, intrested to see how it unfolds.

Thanks everyone, I'll be posting the second chapter tonight. I feel that since my internet is finally starting to move somewhat fast, I might as well try to take oppritunity of it, while I can.

Wow, I love the plot, briliantly designed. you must have put a lot of forethought into this. Keep going.

AWsome that was fast, glad to see it get started, probably one of the better stories i seen in awhile...

Nice work....

~X~

BBS Battle Royale Chapter Two- "Wanna Play?"

In a house with over fifty people sprawled out on a hard wood floor, people are waking up to realize that Wade is in front of the room. Waiting patiently for them to wake up. Mass confusion clouds up the room, with only a little fear to be felt among themselves.

Wade- Welcome to the first of day hell. I call it day hell because during the day, it's simply hot as hell, you know? AC is a good thing.

The room is speechless.

Wade- Ha ha ha. Come on now, don't tell me that I;m the only one that's going to make discussion? Oh well, maybe it's better this way. Oh! I think I know why most of you are silent, you want to know what you're doing here, right? Well, for one thing, I didn't lie to you. This is a NG user meet up, it is that indeed. One that'll be talked about for years.

A person raises his hand, taunting for a question.

Wade- Hmmm, yes Chumbawamba.

Chumbawamba- What the fuck is thing around out necks.

Wade- That's the collar. It's to keep track of all of you, and to make sure that you don't get any funny ideas. Any other questions?

Another hand is raised

Wade- Yes Crashman?

Crashman- We're not here for a normal meet up, are we?

Wade- That's right, you people here aren't. You are all here to make NG some money, make us known all over the world to bring in traffic. I believe another question is in order here.

Another hand is raised

Wade- Yes, Chip_Pan_Man

Chip_Pan_Man- I want to go home.

Wade- You can, if you can kill everyone else here.

The room is now filled with people in complete shock of what Wade has just said.

Chip_Pan_Man- No, you can't do that!

Wade- Umm, I actually I can. Amazing huh? Remember all the things you had to sign to make sure that you could be here? There were some things listed there that all of you missed. You guys signed for the time of your lifes. Ha ha ha!

Chip_Pan_Man- No, fuck you! I ain't killing nobody!

Wade- You so sure about that? You either cooperate, or not live to see another day. What's your pleasure?

Chip_Pan_Man sits idle in deep thought. He remains quiet now sensing that Wade is not playing around.

Wade- Now that I don't see anymore hands in the air, I can explain what the deal is, and everything to a reasonable extent. The collars have already been explained, but there is an added incentive to them. We will have danger zones on this island. If you are in the danger for more than ten second, you can say goodbye to your head. Ha ha ha! Talk about a new meaning of BLAM! Ha ha ha!

SNORE!

Wade- Hmmm..someone's sleeping on this discussion of knowledge huh? SiCcMaDe, is it? So, you wanna sleep in on this? Fine by me, I'd just hate to disturb you.

Wade reaches into his pocket and pulls out a remote, then presses the buttons "1" and "7" setting off SiCcMaDe's collar.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

SiCcMaDe- Yawn..what's going on?

Wade- So now you want to wake up. Go back to sleep, for good!

SiCcMaDe- Huh?!

BLAM!! SiCcMaDe's whole head is blown off from his body sending parts everywhere.

SiCcMaDe has been eliminated. 52 remain

-Rule- Holy fucking shit!

Lost_Chances- Holy shit!

2ndprize- Oh shit!

Wade- *Ahem! Clears throat* Now that I have your attention. This island is completly unihabited. There is so much space to hide. Feel free to hide in any house you find or whatever. For an island, this place is quite urban, so some of you will feel right at home. Well, without the hot bath and your parents and blah blah, you get the picture.

Mast3rMind- *Thinking to himself* This is complete bullshit. I'm on an island. I should be chilling with TheBoneThug, Zen_Gaijin, Sarai and others, but they want me to kill? This has to be some fucked up dream.

Wade- Escape by water is impossible. We have life guards placed out there ready to pummel lead into your asses. I think I may have said enough. Many of you are catching the point here. You will recieve a bag. It will include your weapon, some food, and other necessities.

Mast3rMind- *Still thinking to himself* How the hell can I make this work? Maybe I can gather enough people to start a resistance. But who can I truly trust, when I only know these people on the internet? This is truly fucking with my mind.

Wade- There can only be one winner. Remember that. Let's get this underway, shall we? User number one DaSadGirl, step right up and get your belongings.

Mast3rMind- *Still thinking to himself* This is no good, most of the people I know will be out there before me! Who can I trust, who can other people trust?!

An hour passes and Mast3rMind is finally called. He walks outside. No one is there. He reaches into his bag to find...

Mast3rMind- What the fuck?! A butter knife?! What the hell am I going to do with this? Tickle someone's ass with it?! Never mind that, I gotta find Sarai and the others.

He starts walking around the island, minutes fly by and he hears not one thing going on, he doesn't see any dead bodies. An hour passes and nothing but peace has been around. Mast3rMind decides to rest when all of a sudden supa_sag comes from out of nowhere with a Katana charging in on Mast3rMind.

He swings and misses badly.

Mast3rMind- Hey! Hold up! Wait a minute, maybe we can team up and find other people to help...

supa_sag- Help?! Help what?! The fact that we sealed our fate on this god forsaken island?! Noooo! I won't hear it! I won't hear none of this! With everyone I kill, the closer I come to going on home! Oh home, oh home sweet home.

He begins to swing violently now as he begins to drool. He has slipped into insanity now. Mast3rMind dodges the swing, rolls, and grabs his butter knife.

Mast3rMind- Fuck this!

He throws his butter knife and it goes right through supa_sag's eye. While supa_sag was down, Mast3rMind took his chance to grab the Katana and run.

Mast3rMind- Yoink!

supa_sag- My eye! My fucking eye.

Voice- Let me do something to take your mind off that pain.

Arms come from behind supa_sag neck to only break is neck flawlessly.

*CRACK!*

The voice just happens to belong to BareNakedMike.

BareNakedMike- It's going to be a long day.

Meanwhile, you see Sarai and auronYRP hiding in a house.

auronYRP- I'm glad I found someone I could trust. I mean, you're a girl.

Sarai pulls out here dagger and stabs him in the throat.

Sarai- Yeah, I'm a girl, a girl that's playing for keeps.

End Chapter

Excellent. :)

RIP SiCcMaDe ;(

The bastard deserved it for sleeping while Wade was lecturing, though...

So Sarai is going to be the Souma of Newgrounds, eh? Ha ha ha!

At 10/23/05 01:44 AM, Chumbawamba wrote: Excellent. :)

RIP SiCcMaDe ;(

The bastard deserved it for sleeping while Wade was lecturing, though...

So Sarai is going to be the Souma of Newgrounds, eh? Ha ha ha!

Pretty much. I want to make sure that the story isn't completely based on my character, almost everyone will have there spot in the lime light, some glorious, other times will be bad.

At 10/23/05 01:44 AM, Chumbawamba wrote: Excellent. :)

RIP SiCcMaDe ;(

The bastard deserved it for sleeping while Wade was lecturing, though...

Wade is fucking crazy, did you figure that. Funny death though.

ohh do a chapter with me.this reminds me of saw.and gantz.

At 10/23/05 01:58 AM, TheBoneThug wrote:

At 10/23/05 01:44 AM, Chumbawamba wrote: Excellent. :)

RIP SiCcMaDe ;(

The bastard deserved it for sleeping while Wade was lecturing, though...

Wade is fucking crazy, did you figure that. Funny death though.

50 remain! SiCcMaDe, supa_sag, AuronYRP I hardly knew ye.

Haha i love it, even gets better nice work again, cant waur for more deaths haha....

~X~

These deaths are so creative, I love the story so far. I can't wait to see what happens to me.

I love Battle Royale 2.

Damn, after looking back at what I put as my weakness, I put in something wrong, or something that could be misunderstood, if its all right may I change it? If not then, I'll just carry on and enjoy the show...

BBS Battle Royale Chapter Three "Lousy Neighbors"

50 people remain. SiCcMaDe, supa_sag, AuronYRP are deceased. The battle has just begun, and people have already started playing. What will become of these people?

You see a person walking by with a .44 Magnum. This person is...

rottenmyscabies- A name is a name, and nothing but a name. Why did I choose this name? I don't know, and honstly don't give a damn. I'm talking to myself and I don't care. Am I going crazy? I don't know. Although, now when I think about it, when a person plays with his/herself that doesn't make them crazy, so all in all, I think it's even.

You see rottenmyscabies walk into an apartment complex.

rottenmyscabies- Nice dwelling here. This seems like a perfect place to stay for the time being.

He kicks in a door, and notices the surroundings around him.

rottenmyscabies- Hmmmm...gas stove, T.V., and a bed. Very nice. I better not touch the stove. The last time I had a hot meal, I set the damn on fire. I think I'll some of these potatoe chips up on this cabinet, take a shit, then go to sleep.

Meanwhile, Donthurtme is just outside the same apartment complex.

Donthurtme- Nice, my own little hidy hole.

Donthurtme enters the apartments, interesting enough to be one floor under the same room rottenmyscabies is staying in.

Donthurtme- It's a very strange feeling. I feel safe here. I can't really feel safe with this whack whip they gave me. I ain't no S & M freak. This weapon is just wrong beyond all comprehension.

Donthurtme goes through the cabinet and finds himself a box of cereal and pours it.

Donthurtme- Ha ha, so far, today is looking good. Especially with a bowl of Raisen Bran.

He takes a couple of spoon fulls and looks at the box, the box reads "Total" He looks back down at the cereal to see roaches swimming in it.

Donthurtme- Well god damn! Ruined my whole.... *

Bleeeggghhh!* Pukes violently

Donthurtme- I'm gonna take a nap now.

Meanwhile, just like Donthurtme and rottenmyscabies, Seizure_Dog shows up at the same apartments and enters.

Seizure_Dog- So much damn walking. All of this crap that happened today must some sick dream I'm having. There is no way in hell I can kill somebody.

Seizure_Dog is walking through the apartments when all of a sudden rottenmyscabies comes from out of his door on one side, and Donthurtme comes up the stairs on the other side. rottenmyscabies pull his .44 Magnum and starts shooting, the kickback from the gun is very strong, a custom model, it misses Seizure_Dog and misses Donthurtme by an inch or so making a huge hole in the wall.

Seizure_Dog- Fuck this! I'm out of here!

rottenmyscabies- Where the hell do you think you're going.

rottenmyscabies shoots his gun and misses hitting the floor ahead of Seizure_Dog making him fall through the two floors.

Seizure_Dog- God damn cheap housing! Awww!

CRASH! With Seizure_Dog falling though both floors, that leaves rottenmyscabies and Donthurtme.

Donthurtme- This is gonna suck.

rottenmyscabies reloads his gun and shoots at Donthurtme. He misses him again. Donthurtme pulls out his whip. It may've been an accident but...

WHICA-WHAP!

rottenmyscabies- Awww! My balls! You bastard!

rottenmyscabies pulls the trigger and shoots hole through Donthurtme's chest. In complete shock, Donthurtme spits up blood, and with his remaining strength he tackles rottenmyscabies through the third floor window. On the way down, Donthurtme's whip had grappled the broken window glass wrapping around both that broken shard of glass, and rottenmyscabie's neck instantly breaking it on impact.

rottenmyscabies and Donthurtme are now dead. 48 remaining.

Seizure_Dog- Man, my back hurts like hell.

Seizure_Dog gets up from the rubble to go on outside where he sees the corpses of rottenmyscabies and Donthurtme. Seizure_Dog went and took rottenmyscabies .44 Magnum, the ammo, and both of thier food and supplies.

Seizure_Dog- I can only hope that there won't be anymore deaths.

He walks off, meanwhile, it's now twelve P.M. The intercom sounds off Ambiant music. Wade's voice comes in a moment later.

Wade- Hey everybody! Anyone enjoying the trip so far? It's only been three hours and most of you already making my money. I am proud of you NG users. When some of you possted "I would give my heart and soul for NG" Who ever knew you'd go this far? Kids nowadays, amazing. Anyway, it's time for me to give a shout out to those who are dead and rotting, I mean dead and gone.

SiCcMaDe, supa_sag, AuronYRP, Donthurtme, and last but not least rottenmyscabies. Remember these words of enlightenment. "Whenever life has you down and you can't take it, kill yourself, whenever life has you down, and you just don't care, fuck it. That's right, kill yourself then too. At least that way, there is no hesitation, and you die by your own hand. No harm, no foul. Or better yet, waste not, want not. Ha ha ha. Keep playing, the money coming in so far looks so damn good.

Mast3rMind- Demented bastard. And I don't remember killing supa_sag. All I did was stab him in the eye and take his weapon. I wonder who offed him?

BareNakedMike- It was me. Don't worry, I'm not gonna try and kill you.

Mast3rMind- How can I be so sure of that?

BareNakedMike- Well if you're not going to trust me I can just go way over there past the horizon and possibly end up getting killed somehow, no thanks to you.

Mast3rMind- I don't know whether to sympathetic towards that or whatever. I don;t know man. Trust is one thing that can easily fucked over.

BareNakedMike- Yeah, I know. There is a reason I killed that freaky person back there.

Mast3rMind- Why?

BareNakedMike- Easy, if I didn't kill him, he probably would've killed someone else because you didn't finish the job.

Mast3rMind- OK, I can understand the logic in that, but even so. I have no plans to kill anybody.

BareNakedMoke- Well then, you better start making plans then. I know what you're thinking "If we team up together, we have a decent shot of beating this" Right?

Mast3rMind- Yeah.

BareNakedMike- Where are you dreaming this up man? Only one person wins. Wade made that clear. Only one person leaves this island alive.

Mast3rMind- Hmm...gotta have some faith. If you have none, you might as well have a sign on your back spelling out "Kill me!" Gotta have faith.

BareNakedMike- I'll try some of that "faith" Hope it works.

End Chapter

Aww fuck, I'm the pansy dude that doesn't want to hurt anyone? I'm sure to die!

Glad to see I'm getting some limelight though :D

At 10/23/05 04:16 AM, Seizure_Dog wrote: Aww fuck, I'm the pansy dude that doesn't want to hurt anyone? I'm sure to die!

Not really a pansy, besides, you live to be in another chapter. For now anyways.

Wow I'm amazed who knew so many NG users had such talent. Anyway excellent story MM I look forward to seeing how others users are offed,