Dear Newgrounds
LMAO YOUR ASKING NEWGROUNDS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Prepare for a barage of flamming, messed up answers my friend, before a quick and decisive "talking to" by someone.
At 10/11/05 07:13 PM, ROFL_CAKES wrote: A bunch of stuff in caps lock
There has to be at least someone that has gotten laid around here. And its my job to find out excactly WHO, and learn their secrets
At 10/11/05 07:14 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: There has to be at least someone that has gotten laid around here. And its my job to find out excactly WHO, and learn their secrets
Did I not just tell you?
At 10/11/05 07:14 PM, Kaabi wrote: Rape. Duh.
I said sex with ME. Not me having sex with her.
At 10/11/05 07:14 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: There has to be at least someone that has gotten laid around here. And its my job to find out excactly WHO, and learn their secrets
Listen a lot for the first couple of weeks. Once you're in there, develop a filter to prevent the incessant babble from reaching your brain, otherwise you'll surely go insane.
You know it makes sense.
Tell them your a level 12 Paladin, that <UALWAYSU> works.
This sounds like a B&W bum for adult swim...but anyways...why are you asking a internet site?....ohh wait...i did ask newgrounds to marry me...ok then..carry on!
duh, pick-up lines.
hello. would you like me to buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
hey baby, your place or mine.
Theres one simple rule you gotta abide by
"where the drunk girls is, you is"
Getting laid is as simple as right place at the right time
Think you're pretty clever...
tell her u post on newgrounds, if that dont work, time to do a 5 knuckle shuffle
hmmmmm rape, but why the hell would you ASK NEWGROUNDS!!!!!
dam, you're slower then my x-girfriend. and she sucked my cock like 4 times a day, and i boned her. :)
Crack rock steady, are you ready to rock?
Listen a lot for the first couple of weeks. Once you're in there, develop a filter to prevent the incessant babble from reaching your brain, otherwise you'll surely go insane.
You know it makes sense.
But i just can't go talk with them. Once i start a conversation i start acting all silly and stuff for no reason. How do i keep myself from being shy? I want secks now!
At 10/11/05 07:18 PM, Shagz2Dope wrote: <UALWAYSU>
We even have a premade way to do that for god sakes. HOW can you fuck up something as simple as HTML tags?
At 10/11/05 07:26 PM, S_a_T_u_R_n wrote: lets all have an online orgy
im in
At 10/11/05 07:12 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: How do i get hawt girls to have sex with me?
Just be all "yo"
...Does that answer your question? Maybe thisll help...
At 10/11/05 07:14 PM, Kaabi wrote: Rape. Duh.
yup best way
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At 10/11/05 07:14 PM, -Shadic- wrote: by telling her your stats on the internet.
Fo sho. That always works, use that method and you'll be such a playa.
using this method may result in the repulsion of the opposite sex.
XBOX LIVE /// KevRS
At 10/11/05 07:24 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote:Listen a lot for the first couple of weeks. Once you're in there, develop a filter to prevent the incessant babble from reaching your brain, otherwise you'll surely go insane.But i just can't go talk with them. Once i start a conversation i start acting all silly and stuff for no reason. How do i keep myself from being shy? I want secks now!
You know it makes sense.
Stop thinking about sex (yeah, I know it can be hard (no pun intended (well, not much))), and just be honest about yourself. It doesn't matter if you act silly, if you find the right girl, she'll appreciate you for what you are. And if you find yourself being nervous, or shy, just say so - don't try to mask it, cos you'll just end up coming even more unstuck.
The best thing you can do is NOT to put on a mask.
At 10/11/05 07:21 PM, MsiUrine wrote: Theres one simple rule you gotta abide by
"where the drunk girls is, you is"
Getting laid is as simple as right place at the right time
i couldnt agree more! i have been fortunate enough to have gotten it with japanese twins......... hehehe.........
