Unbelievable! These Numa parodies never freakin' end! Annoying or not it's free blam points so I shouldn't complain. Did you read the Chinese Numa Guy's comments? "Let's see if this goes as far as the original Numa Numa Dance." BLAM! Newgrounds is turning into Star Search (lol).

At 4/9/05 11:30 AM, FBIpolux wrote: 3,000th post!

Congrats

I know, I've been posting alot those days...

Well i can't really tell you if you have or have not but they're alot of crazy posters out there now

At 4/9/05 07:15 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Unbelievable! These Numa parodies never freakin' end! Annoying or not it's free blam points so I shouldn't complain. Did you read the Chinese Numa Guy's comments? "Let's see if this goes as far as the original Numa Numa Dance." BLAM! Newgrounds is turning into Star Search (lol).

Good more blam points for the rest of us maybe I will be able to hit 20k if i keep on coming here sometime soon. Or just start coming more like i use to be on here all the time last year.

Thanks to Tom_s00, schneelocke,-Bahamut-, -Mazza-

congrats to
MegaGold: 500 reviews is good.
FBIpolux: on 3,000th post
HairydragonballZ: Corporal well good luck at keeping blams and saves equal. if your going for rank ups its not wise

At 4/9/05 05:01 AM, The_Redangleprince wrote: This is an accomplishment. I invite all of you to join The Redangle Roayle Family. be a part, of the revolution.

Ok I just change to knight. Jester was taken it was my first choice.

At 4/9/05 07:15 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Unbelievable! These Numa parodies never freakin' end! Annoying or not it's free blam points so I shouldn't complain. Did you read the Chinese Numa Guy's comments? "Let's see if this goes as far as the original Numa Numa Dance." BLAM! Newgrounds is turning into Star Search (lol).

I saw that one I had to wait 48 seconds just to Blam it. At least its not worst than that crap with just a pic and black circle over the mouth moving with only two frames.
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6.66 base VP, 6,660 Exp and 6,666 Blams [missed the screenshot by just one both under it and over it >;...(]

Ph33r my locking power.

Oh ya! My blam/protect level is now Police Sergeant! Man I have been leveling up on a lot of things over this week. I rock!!!

You know, I've just realised that my lock message in the reviewers' thread has a typo (no need for an apostrophe in the its) in it. Still, I'm not going to delete the post, unlock it, repost and then relock just for that. Fuck it.

ya i lvled up 2 days ago...now its gonna take forever to get to lvl 10!!!

At 4/9/05 08:44 PM, supertrunkten wrote: ya i lvled up 2 days ago...now its gonna take forever to get to lvl 10!!!

That's some scary shit supertrunkten (the point gap) but you must be planning to stick around or you wouldn't have the level 30 icon as a profile pic. Congrats on the level up!

At 4/9/05 08:16 PM, jonthomson wrote: Ph33r my locking power.

That was a surprise O_o
Oh well, Top Reviewers List, RIP ;_;

Congrats to all who achieved anything recently, I just got one of my one: 4,444 blams :D

This is kinda cool... 1234 blams :)

At 4/9/05 02:37 PM, HairydragonballZ wrote: I just got Corporal !!! , and I am trying to keep my blams and saves even

Cool. Congrats.

P.S. I still click the link in your signature regularly. ;)

At 4/9/05 08:07 PM, The_Redangleknight wrote: 6.66 base VP, 6,660 Exp and 6,666 Blams [missed the screenshot by just one both under it and over it >;...(]

Damn, that's crazy! Congrats on the amazingly coincidental milestone.

At 4/9/05 08:16 PM, jonthomson wrote: Ph33r my locking power.

What the fuck? Why did you lock the Reviews List? Not that I ever really checked it out, but I'm suprised.

By the way, you didn't lock it, technically, did you? You had to get an Admin to do it, didn't ya? I was under the impression mods couldn't lock a topic of a certain age.

At 4/9/05 08:20 PM, MegaGold wrote: Oh ya! My blam/protect level is now Police Sergeant! Man I have been leveling up on a lot of things over this week. I rock!!!

Rock on! Congrats!

At 4/9/05 08:44 PM, supertrunkten wrote: ya i lvled up 2 days ago...now its gonna take forever to get to lvl 10!!!

Holy shit, is that point gap ever getting bad. I fear what will happen in a few more years. Yesh.

At 4/9/05 09:20 PM, Eldarion wrote: Congrats to all who achieved anything recently, I just got one of my one: 4,444 blams :D

Nice one. Congrats.

At 4/9/05 09:20 PM, Vince50 wrote: This is kinda cool... 1234 blams :)

Interesting number. Congrats.

Now I'm off to protect my third place position on the money rankings of RetroGade from that damned Ekregulus. Damn bastard! :P

At 4/9/05 09:27 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote:

Why did you lock the Reviews List?

Because you touch yourself at night. Thirsty gibbon. Spawn more overlords. It's clear in the lock message.

At 4/9/05 09:27 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote:

At 4/9/05 08:16 PM, jonthomson wrote: Ph33r my locking power.

God, you have no clue how much I love you and how much I hated that thread. ^_^ *waits for all the people who liked it to totally turn against me* :(

I was under the impression mods couldn't lock a topic of a certain age.

Well they aren't supposed to be able to but there is a super secret ultra special way that only a few mods know how do to that allows them to lock topics like that. No further info. >_>

I'll be reaching 3,500 posts sometime or another tonight so it's like a half-mile stone. :O

Well, everytime I try and to a multi-quote, my CPU freezes. I've deleted all of my cookies, so here is to hoping. Now, as it stands, yes, Bounus, you are still a n00g, if you don't know what one is, then ask DanMalo yourself. :P And thanks for the explination Wylo, that '9' in your XP is pretty cool. And yes Red, Alphonse is the name of my truck. But it's badass, and can take one hell of a beating, not to mention it's the same colour as his suit. ;D And I laugh at the guy bitching about us and the rest of the Wi/Ht?, if you don't like this thread, or this forum, you can leave, no one is threatening to stab you in the eye if you come here. And yes, JOIN the Redangle empire, if you don't, I'll have to send my attack squad to your houses to convert you to the Redangle side. >: D And iamhere, I do belive you are iamnones alt, am I correct? Otherwise, don't be afraid, we are kind and friendly folk here, stay a while, and enjoy your BBS experience, not all of us are dick wads who flame and bitch in eveyone of our posts. :D And no Kiba, I don't hate you for hating the reviewers thread, I'm only going to request that I can sodimize your corpse later on tonight. ;D And ramagi, I'd watch it in that thread about you in the General Forums, it's a fanboy breeding ground it is. : X

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Congratulations to all of those with some nice acivements, and I like that number Eldarion, nice job on that.

On another note, it seems that I've just hit 2k experience. :O I'll be level 11 soon, and reach 7k posts, and a rank up, all within this month! :D

At 4/9/05 08:16 PM, jonthomson wrote: Ph33r my locking power.

OUCH...

That was brutal.. but i supose none other then the mods have say so in this matter, even though it was still a thread for the reviewers to discuss reviews and whatnot...

~X~

Voting Power of 6.09 votes! That's 6.09 when you flip it upside down too! OMG! Oh and 200th protection point also.

i was going to post a happy post of me and my new b/p rank up....

but i never knew THIS pic would come in such handy.

At 4/10/05 01:55 AM, BonusStage wrote: ahah so that's Mr. Marcus? What a loser he is, right Marcus?

my favourite thread got locked >:'( im allowed to be a looser :'(

At 4/10/05 02:03 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote:

At 4/10/05 01:55 AM, BonusStage wrote: ahah so that's Mr. Marcus? What a loser he is, right Marcus?

my favourite thread got locked >:'( im allowed to be a looser :'(

How about stupid too? You could've taken a hint from the post BonusStage made and spelled loser correctly.

At 4/10/05 02:22 AM, Afterburner wrote: How about stupid too? You could've taken a hint from the post BonusStage made and spelled loser correctly.

i just got PWND sideways :|

i guess im just a stoopid.... ugley... lo0oooooo000000000ser....

but i didnt want that thread locked, damnit!!!

At 4/10/05 03:20 AM, BonusStage wrote: Also i found this travesty while getting points for other people i deposit for, because they're lazy. I do declare it is a horrible waste of a review.

what a sick c*nt XD haha.
i did that for Menyut Zovut Shnur or whatever it's called... except i dont think that my review was a waste like that one XD hahah. i used to have a screen shot of it, but i think i lost it because i got a new computer :(
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im no longer in an angered state due to the top reviewers thread being locked, therefore i will now post my newest accomplishment: my b/p rank-up to EG Major, and an increase in my VP of 0.13 :)

War of the Portal - Part 3
9 - “Creation”

“Mala urite! Mala urite!” Cried the submission as RedCircle tried to calm him down.
“All units retreat into their tanks,” It was YoinK_VineS on the speaker. “I repeat all units retreat!”
RedCircle sent the control panel down and in seconds, Qwoxyl climbed down. “What’s all this about?”
“Things are heating up. I suggest you close the door.” Qwoxyl complied with RedCircle and closed the hatch. They stared at the huge cloud in fear. The submission continued to cry.

“What do we do now?” Wondered Alkador while Denvish drove.
“I don’t know.” Replied Denvish. The tank shook suddenly as they ran over another submission. “No one has fired since that cloud appeared.”

“That man is Dobio?” Asked -Myst-.
“Strange enough it is,” Replied Afterburner, who took the driving himself. “What I don’t understand is why he’s helping us. I thought he wanted the submissions to rule.”
”Maybe he’s had a change of heart.” Suggested the other man.
“Maybe,” Sighed Afterburner, stopping the tank as commanded by YoinK_VineS, with sucking sounds in the speaker made by -Mazza-. “Let us assume that for the time being.”

Dobio stood on the edge of the carved earth cliff as he carried an expressionless face. Using the Power, his voice boomed a hundred fold.
“O holy ones serving the dominion overlord,” He paused, quickly thinking of wise words. ”Mortal fools hither doth believe that they art with ease. Thus, thy body is filled with hate for their blasphemy of thy theism. Destroy these men hither; hence thou will bask in a land so glorious. O destroy thy mortal fools now!”

“He speaks as if he were a god.” D0GMA still stood atop the tank, yet the Power was too risky to use. Of course, Dobio was not helping them, but only working to defeat them. A cunning plan where the backstab occurred at the last second. Betrayal. It was painful and Dobio had no thought of attempting to apologize. He could not be forgiven.

The cloud shook suddenly as it shook the air with a breeze so strong. Moving forwards, it fired a beam of red flame directly from the core at one of the tanks, obliterating it instantly. At once, the other tanks began to retreat away, fearful the clouds’ power. Though it did not stop there, and fired again at a second tank.
“Tank two: RedCircle and Qwoxyl has been destroyed!” Cried ReconRebel, only to speak again. “Tank eight: -Myst- Alkador has been destroyed!”

gfoxcook swore as he stared back in horror. From the flaming remains of tank two, a white light flew out, moving towards the sky. For a second, he was ready to destroy it in rage, but realized it was the submission. It flew to the skies.

Dobio watched the tanks erupt to the submission cloud’s beam. He had no need to watch any longer. Sensing for Jonthomson’s body, he realized that he was dead. A friend now dead. It did not matter, he was only a mere pawn in the man’s plans and his job was done. He walked away, having no need to learn of the outcome.

D0GMA stared as the submission flew to the holy heavens and at once the thought became action. Without hesitation, D0GMA spoke the ancient words of a hidden power that was millions of aeon ago, possibly even far before the world existed. In seconds, D0GMA could feel the emotions and thoughts of the Holy Ones, the submissions that risen into the heavens. The submissions glanced at D0GMA’s mind, nodding, knowing what had to be done.

The eight tanks remaining quickly moved together as the skies grew bright and the winds moved slowly. The cloud of darkness suddenly stopped, looking upwards. gfoxcook stopped his Power as he stared at D0GMA, who muttered an ancient speech before the Ancients were alive. He quickly told Crono- below him to stop retreat and stay still. He stared at D0GMA as he wondered how in the world the cloud could be stopped.

The submission smiled as it flew in the heavens, looking at thousands of white submissions that moved all next to each other to form a perfect circle. He knew that he too had the capabilities of a Geminus Lord and that he would have ruled well in the heavens. But he flew towards the centre of the circle, being the weapon of sacrifice. He would fight for those who cared for him and understood him. Smiling he felt the warmth of light as he too, focused for the ancient words that would require a chance of success.

A blue star appeared in the sky as D0GMA completed the spell of Creation. The Holy Ones were made to watch over the earth, to guard it and keep it safe. But the world was corrupted by the Unholy Ones; causing world to become an imbalance. Since the time of the Flood, there had been an imbalance and it was time to put an end to the chaos.
The star grew bright as it shone brighter than the white sun. The sky turned blue as the weather calmed. Inuzuka-Kiba stared at the dry earth finding shreds of grass moving up from dead soil. A soft wind blew as the world became warm. The blue star grew bright as it came down towards the frozen black cloud. Time stopped as all became frozen, to watch the blue light of the heavens come crashing down upon the world. A blue beam of glorious light tore through the cloud of darkness resting above the citadel, melting the evil instantly. Yet it did not stop and continued down towards the black citadel, the blue beam intensifying, seeming to destroy what it touched. The tower erupted in a ball of blue flame, the flames absorbed by the giant beam. The submissions became non-existent as a white blue ball of light fell down the centre of the beam, like a shooting star, crashing into the earth with a heavy thud. At once, the beam faded, quietly, yet ever so slowly.

RedCircle lifted his head from the foot long grass surrounded by endless plains of flowers as he looked at the blue sky in confusion. Next to him lay Qwoxyl, Alkador and -Myst-. He stood up as he looked around, finding no black tower or dark cloud. Was he in heaven? A voice made him turn around, as he saw his friends smiling, happy of where they were.
“We’re safe now,” Smiled gfoxcook. “We’re all safe now.”

The threat of the uprising submissions had been stopped. Like Gods, they (mortals) willed for world to be clean, and it was. They willed again, for the world to be beautiful, and it came to be as well. But the Gods who summoned the Power of Creation would not survive and they too, would be gone from the world, to live upon the heavens of time. And so it was thus.

The End of Part 3 of The War of the Portal.

Wow cool story!
Congratulations go to everyone for everything

I've been reading this story since you started it.
Fantastic.
Simply fantastic (in the good way)
Fantasic use of latin
Fantastic character descriptions etc...
Stunning, simply stunning... :P
Keep them comming!

i crash teh party now! MUAHAHAHAHAAA! i come here all the time, i mean i practically live in wi/ht? so everyone knows me here. Nice story Alky! It is good indeed, i am up to part 2 chapter 2. Keep writing before i eat my dinner.

At 4/9/05 09:27 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote:
P.S. I still click the link in your signature regularly. ;)

Thanks, that's why I put it there.....too awesome to keep to myself

Congrats to:

-FBIpolux: 3,000 Posts. Nice.
-HairydragonballZ: EG Corporal. A nice B/P ratio indeed.
-The_Redangleknight: 6.66 Base VP, 6,660 Exp, 6,666 Blams. Damn, someone call an exorcist.
-MegaGold: Police Sergeant. Don't worry, you won't be ranking up so quickly later on.
-supertrunkten: Lv 9. Nah, Lv 10 doesn't take that long, just a few months.
-Eldarion: 4,444 Blams. Nice!
-vince50: 1,234 Blams. Finally learned how to count? :P
-The_Redanglelord: 2,000 Exp. Nice.
-Nike_Dunk: 6.09 VP(?). Actually, it's 60'9 when you flip it over.
-M-A-R-C-U-S: EG Major. Almost the gold leaf, there.

At 4/10/05 04:35 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 3
9 - “Creation”
“Maybe,” Sighed Afterburner, stopping the tank as commanded by YoinK_VineS, with sucking sounds in the speaker made by -Mazza-.

<Insert witty response here>

Great update, though.

At 4/10/05 05:13 AM, Sharagoneal wrote: so everyone knows me here.

Who are you again?

Anyways, I got twenty-one kay B/P points a couple of days ago.
Thousands just don't seem as cool anymore :(
But I'll be getting 5,000 Saves, get into the top 50 for B/P and the top 500 for exp soon, so no big deal, because fives are cool.

At 4/10/05 06:01 AM, -Mazza- wrote: Great update, though.

Thank you very much. I'm shocked to see other people (delsona and PelvicThrusters) to have read my stuff. I'm even more inspired now. I promise to make less long chapters as well.

At 4/10/05 05:13 AM, Sharagoneal wrote:

Who are you again?

Sharagoneal is RedCircle's arch nemesis. I'll be looking forward to see where he posts and such.

I don't really know what to talk about tonight. I've slept a fair bit and such. How is everyone?

ill be level 4 2moro :)

i just started as a ng member tho ive been goin on ng for years

uh the story sounds cool (i dunno what the story is but every1 else is sayin it :P)

At 4/9/05 07:15 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Unbelievable! These Numa parodies never freakin' end! Annoying or not it's free blam points so I shouldn't complain. Did you read the Chinese Numa Guy's comments? "Let's see if this goes as far as the original Numa Numa Dance." BLAM! Newgrounds is turning into Star Search (lol).

I know. The Numa flashes with someone dancing on the webcam piss me off. If it's drawn or sprites, I wouldn't mind it.

At 4/9/05 10:37 PM, The_Redanglelord wrote: On another note, it seems that I've just hit 2k experience. :O I'll be level 11 soon, and reach 7k posts, and a rank up, all within this month! :D

You're not levelling up before me!

Congrats to:

Vince50 - 6 months old account. Good, but it looks like you missed a few days of depositing. X_X Also congrats on 1234 blams.
FBIpolux - 3000 posts. Not really long before you get 3333 posts.
HairydragonballZ - Elite Guard Corporal. Make the most of easy rank ups.
MegaGold - Police Sergeant. Not bad. Keep b/p ing.
Eldarion - 4444 blams. I got that last week, but it looks like you save more.
Kiba - 3500 posts. I can't see how special 3500 posts is.
M-A-R-C-U-S - Elite Guard Major. Nice.
BonusStage - Funny 1337 scrennshot. That is funny.
Alkador - Another part of the story. Part 3 didn't seem to take long like Part 2.
-Mazza- - 21000 b/p points. You still need more b/p to get to the top 50? -_-