Alkador congratulates:
- Eldarion for 2,000 saves. Keep that up.
- EKRegulus for 6,000 saves. Someone is doing good.

Hey, look at me! I'm an admin!

Wow, me too. Now, I shall ban and delete your account...on second thoughts...I'll sap your save points.

What a unique thing to happen to me.

I think a few other users got very lucky as well. Somehow.

How is everyone? Finally! School's over and holidays offcially start (Autumn). So I shall be more active on NG more now.

War of the Portal - Part 3
3 - “Quartus Mensis Balatro”

“Fire the annihilator now!” Demanded gfoxcook.
“It’s not fully charged!” Spat ReconRebel.
“We have no choice!” Screamed ramagi. She leapt towards the keyboard as she smashed her fingers at superior speed.
D0GMA lunged towards her as time slowed down. YoinK_VineS jumped to D0GMA as various other people rose up to stop who they believed right. Crono- grabbed and pulled D0GMA as gfoxcook punched the commander in the face.

brokensaint69 flared forwards at incredible speed as he rippled through bodies of submissions, easily missing the lasers and hail fire of missiles that aimed towards him. He targeted himself towards the strange device where a current of blue electricity radiated from. Without hesitation, he flew through the structure, breaking it instantly. Ripples blasted through the air expanding out as a circle of heavy tornadic like winds. He did a complete barrel roll, quickly performing a hundred and eighty degree turn as he finished, turning to face the ambushing submissions. Sighing, he rose vertically just before the fleet of oncoming allies into the sky, laughing with a great evil in his heart.

“Annihilator system has been completely destroyed!” Gasped ramagi. In that instant, a strange boom rippled through the building, breaking all glass and destroying the ability of hearing. Seeming to blast their heads apart, the majority of the group fell to the floor, unable to balance from the crescendo of noise that intruded their ears. Qwoxyl tried to stand as he saw blurriness in front of him, barely able to find a sense of coordination or direction. He fell the floor as he barfed blood.

The laser towers broke under the advanced speed of a sonic boom that brokensaint69 had flown to create. It also affected the hundreds of submissions that flew threw the air, dropping towards the ground like wingless moths. Most of the ground submissions appeared unaffected as they charged forwards, aware of the immunity they faced from the SAMs. They smiled as they began to climb the broken defenceless wall.

“What the…?” ReconRebel swore as he stood up; weary with a huge noise still ringing in his ears. “Is everyone ok?”
Not everyone stood up, yet RedCircle, XwaynecoltX and Alkador were the only ones strong enough to lift themselves up. RedCircle stared in horror as he saw ramagi’s head half cracked from the fall. He saw a pool of blood around Qwoxyl’s head and the worst – shreds of glass sticking out of his submission’s body.
“W-We have to get out h-here!” He cried as his jelly like legs made him step back.
“The s-subm-missions are c-coming!” Gasped Alkador as he quickly charged towards the door, still dizzy. Without realizing, he charged into the wall, quickly gaining sense of direction.
“Everyone…” XwaynecoltX stared at the motionless bodies that were littered on the floor before him. Shocked, he quickly left the room.
“Holy…the submissions are coming!” Recon remembered as the memory of the annihilator being destroyed returned to him.
“You’re bleeding!” XwaynecoltX yelled at ReconRebel, in shock of the blood that was falling down his face.
“There’s no time for that!” Grunted RedCircle. “We have to get out of here now!”

Inuzuka-Kiba lifted his head slowly as blurs moved in front of him. Of course, they had to be his friends. He raised his hand forward, to be lifted up by what seemed to be colours of white. His eyes came into focus as he saw the submission quickly tear his limps and slice its claw through his heart. At once, the roof broke open as submissions flooded in towards the dead and unconscious bodies, pulling at limbs, veins and what flesh remained. A stench of death wafted from the room as the submissions growled like vultures. One black winged demon thought it fun to make good use of carmelhadinosaur’s arm. Their base defence had failed.

ReconRebel lead the others into a dark corridor as they continued to run.
“This will lead to the underground area. After we reach it, we’ll b–“
“Stop!” Commanded a deep voice behind them.
The four of them turned around with the hair’s on their necks rising as they looked at the huge black robed human like creature. He had long silver hair and a pink crystal encrusted on the centre of his dark grey forehead. Dark black eyes stared at the four as he lifted his black glove, pulling his hair back. His dark eagle wings shifted slowly as a deep smile of white teeth flashed on his face.
“You foolish mortals have hidden from us long enough,” His black face did not change in expression. “You will die now!”
Charging to RedCircle, he decapitated his head off, stretching his head large enough to swallow it whole. The other three began to run as Alkador whispered to himself.
“Dobio…you’re our only hope now…”
The submission lunged at ReconRebel, quickly pulling the flail from the man’s arms unharmed, using it to smash his head to the wall. The submission flared a red beam of flame at XwanyecoltX’s chest, burning the life out of him instantly. The monster roared as he charged to Alkador, grabbing his chest and tearing him in half. It was done; they had lost the war. The submission caught breath as he rubbed the silver flail in his hand.
“It was simple. Not even these friends of Dobio could ever possibly revive you.”
The group had spent so long in finding suitable defence, only to be thwarted by the true power of the submissions. All was lost. Only Dobio and his company could stop the threat upon the world now.
brokensaint69 smiled as he spoke once more, leaving the corridor. “April Fools.”

At 3/31/05 10:58 PM, ReconRebel wrote:

Why would you want to increase your number of blams jon?

I assume you read my later posts which makes the reason fairly clear.

Congratulations go out to:
Tiger_Chick- Police Captain
Scoll- Elite Guard Private First Class
pieoncar-Elite Guard First Lieutenant.. and level 12 soon
EKRegulus- Everything :P
Lazydrunk- VP Blams Etc

Good luck in the future

Happy April Fools to:

pieoncar: Elite Guard First Lieutenant
EKRegulus: loads of acheivements
-LazyDrunk: 2000 posts, 6 VP
Everyone: NG Admin

At 4/1/05 05:45 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 3
3 - “Quartus Mensis Balatro”

Well, you've pretty much reduced the number of remaining characters with this one eh! I like it that way, not being scared of killing our characters. Good story, pretty bloody :P

At 3/31/05 10:34 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I am still on the way of getting the boxing glove. (level 10) But I have been an elite guard private corporal, that is impressive.

Good work on the B/Ping.

At 3/31/05 11:21 PM, EKRegulus wrote: -6000 blams
-Elite Guard Lieutenant General (23500 b/p pts)
-8.83 voting power

'Grats, man.

At 4/1/05 12:36 AM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: I have one though :)

6.00+ VP

2,000 posts

EG corporal

Congrats on the multiple milestones.

Happy April Fools, everyone, though I don't much care for it. Outside the internet, it's just another day for me. Of course, on NewGrounds, the craziness never stops. :)

Hey everyone, just a quick question. Did anyone save the Numagrounds banner? I seem to have missed it. :\

Happy April Fools everyone. This is my 1337th post :)

At 4/1/05 10:19 AM, Rooty-the-Pie wrote: Hey everyone, just a quick question. Did anyone save the Numagrounds banner? I seem to have missed it. :\

It's still there, I'm guessing your browser is still caching the old one. Hit Ctrl + F5 on a page with the banner and it'll load the new one.

At 3/31/05 04:43 PM, Tiger_Chick wrote: Yay, I FINALLY reached Police Captain today! =D
I know it's nothing great but it's about time too...

Hey, congrats on the new Blam/Protect level.
It seems like i have been Police Captain for WAY too long. I have to get back into the blamming : )

At 4/1/05 11:04 AM, Eldarion wrote:

At 4/1/05 10:19 AM, Rooty-the-Pie wrote: Hey everyone, just a quick question. Did anyone save the Numagrounds banner? I seem to have missed it. :\

It's still there, I'm guessing your browser is still caching the old one. Hit Ctrl + F5 on a page with the banner and it'll load the new one.

Yeah, I'm seeing it now. I still think that they should have changed the entire site colour scheme. This year's isn't a patch on last year. :(

Yay, I managed to get 4,444 protection points. ^_^
Congrats to anyone who deserves it. ;)
Please note I have a new s/n for AIM now. Don't bother IMing my old one. :)

Just went up for rank in total experience points which doesn't happen very often at my level. From #71 to #70.

6.00+ VP

2,000 posts

EG corporal

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That's impressive to accomplish those feats in such a short period of time, but mine is even better. (I registered 2 days later than you did)

View Your Reviews (244)
(With Responses Only (75))

75th response was from carmelhadinosaur! So I thank him very much for his response to my review.

Also, I got over 8PPD.

Goatboy really did though the name was going to change to numagrounds...

At least he was smart enough to get half life². :)

ahhh only 16 days to go till I am finnaly level 10 =D

At 4/1/05 03:27 PM, DragonSpeaker wrote: ahhh only 16 days to go till I am finnaly level 10 =D

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Actually, it may take you 17 days. Because according to the fact that your experience points also slightly increase, you may need 1305 points to reach level 10. (By the way, I love the boxing glove too.)

Congrats to:

-Alkador: April Fools updatenesses.
-Kiba: 4,444 Saves. Yay for April namechanges.
-Wylo: #70 Exp. Yeah, I think it's quite unlikely for someone over level 20 to ever miss a deposit.
-Bahamut7: 75 Responses, 8PPD. Liek omfg spamz0rness.
-Missed people. Uhh...April fools?

At 4/1/05 03:21 AM, Alkador wrote: Wow, me too. Now, I shall ban and delete your account...on second thoughts...I'll sap your save points.

Not if I steal yours first.

They really should have added some sort of fake 'Administrate' button to enhance the effect, though.

I think a few other users got very lucky as well. Somehow.

Surely not everyone :O

How is everyone? Finally! School's over and holidays offcially start (Autumn). So I shall be more active on NG more now.

Haha, I've got vacation, too, but mine is for Spring, you crazy Aussie you.

At 4/1/05 03:15 PM, _lightning_ wrote: Goatboy really did though the name was going to change to numagrounds...

Some people really lack common sense :/
General's been full of topics like 'Hey, why are we all admins?' or 'I don't want it to change to Numagrounds!'

At 4/1/05 02:11 PM, Aprils-Fool wrote: Yay, I managed to get 4,444 protection points. ^_^

Congrats, man. Nice number.

At 4/1/05 02:24 PM, Wylo wrote: Just went up for rank in total experience points which doesn't happen very often at my level. From #71 to #70.

Congrats. I can only imagine how rare it is.

At 4/1/05 03:03 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: 75th response was from carmelhadinosaur! So I thank him very much for his response to my review.

Also, I got over 8PPD.

Cool little milestones. Glad to see you changed your alias back, too. Good going.

Congratz too
Tiger_Chick rank up
Scoll rank up
pieoncar rank up
EKRegulus 6K saves and rank up
-LazyDrunk- rank up
Wylo #70 exp wiseI hope that is everyone....

W00t! I've finally achieved another (small, but signigficant) NG Milestone:

Blam / Protect: Ranked # 498 out of 714,174 users

coming soon, Voting power 7.00

At 4/1/05 05:45 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 3
3 - “Quartus Mensis Balatro”

Umm...Alkador...that's Part 3 Chapter 4...chapter 3 was "Annihilation"...

At 4/1/05 03:49 PM, -Mazza- wrote: Congrats to:
-Bahamut7: 75 Responses, 8PPD. Liek omfg spamz0rness.

:'( Thanks, but you know what April Fools is like.

At 4/1/05 03:49 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 4/1/05 03:03 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: Also, I got over 8PPD.

haha you're certainely have fun posting :P

I certainly did today. XD

At 4/1/05 03:55 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote: Cool little milestones. Glad to see you changed your alias back, too. Good going.

Thanks! Yeah, they are little milestones. I'd say 100 responses and 10PPD are real milestones. And my alias before, it was an obvious April Fools joke. It would be insane for me to keep that sort of name. And I did fuck up my profile when I had the other name. XD

At 4/1/05 05:04 PM, Coop83 wrote: W00t! I've finally achieved another (small, but signigficant) NG Milestone:

Blam / Protect: Ranked # 498 out of 714,174 users

coming soon, Voting power 7.00

Top 500? That's good! Congrats.

At 4/1/05 06:06 PM, ShittyKitty wrote:

At 4/1/05 05:45 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 3
3 - “Quartus Mensis Balatro?:

Umm...Alkador...that's Part 3 Chapter 4...chapter 3 was "Annihilation"...

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Congrats. As long as I gain 40-50 b/p points per day, I will be at top 500 soon.

Recently passed the 45k mark for blam/protect points. Go me. Watching _lightning_ and myself creep towards the top 100 for experience is driving me nuts. Now if he'd just miss one deposit...

At 4/1/05 05:04 PM, Coop83 wrote: W00t! I've finally achieved another (small, but signigficant) NG Milestone:

Blam / Protect: Ranked # 498 out of 714,174 users

coming soon, Voting power 7.00

Broke into 500, eh? Awesome! Good work. Good luck on the VP.

At 4/1/05 10:33 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Damn, I missed the 5.000.

But anyway, 5 posts per day, yeeh! :D

2,661 in total (5.019 per day)

Pretty good job, ya spammer! >:(
lol Nah, just joking with ya. Good work.

At 4/1/05 10:33 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Recently passed the 45k mark for blam/protect points. Go me. Watching _lightning_ and myself creep towards the top 100 for experience is driving me nuts. Now if he'd just miss one deposit...

Awesome! Huge milestone there, in my opinion. Good going!

Hi guys, it's been so very very long since I've been here. I have missed all you guys a lot, I am a member on Haloplanet forums =P. Well I am baack.

P.S. Bonus, if you are still depositing form me, thanx, but you can stop now. If you are, man than you are like the best friend ever, well, I will be on tomorrow, and a little today.

Oh, almost forgot, I know that this is the wrong place, but we are all friends, right? Can someone please make me a new sig? Anything will do. As long as you think it looks good. Thanx.

8,000 posts? Bah! You call that high? You're pathetic. Oh, by the by, congrats. :)