At 4/2/05 04:35 AM, Alkador wrote: How is everyone?

Hey, did you see my earlier post? You goofed the chapter numbers on WotP.

War of the Portal - Part 3
5 - “Megadeath”
Note: Chapter 3; Quartus Mensis Balatro (April Fools) was suppose to read Chapter 4. ShittyKitty also noticed this. That chapter is not a part of the story, meaning that this will continue from Chapter 3; Annihilation. Hope you enjoyed the joke and the rest of the story.

“Fire the annihilator now!” Roared gfoxcook, as he realized that there was no time remaining to let machine fully charge.
“It’s not fully charged!” Spat ReconRebel.
“We have no choice!” Demanded ramagi. “We have no choice but to destroy this – this monster will…” She smashed her fingers at superior speed against the keyboard.

The annihilator hummed as the electricity charged at a powerful voltage, forming together as one bond, melding with the metal tip that would fire the weapon. Aimed at the oncoming monster, the machine shone a bright blue light as it fired a blue beam of energy from the point, destroying any form of matter it touched. Light drifted away as darkness temporarily engulfed the area. brokensaint69 gasped, unable to dodge the blue beam of death. The beam filled his body and the monster screamed, feeling life torn apart. Emotions, life, death…he saw a white light…at the end of the tunnel. But the beam took it away, everything. The blue beam stretched further, tearing a black hole through towards the horizon, destroying even any from of sound it touched. The machine began to melt and the beam faded as it collapsed.

“Target destroyed!” Smiled ramagi. “Annihilator has melted due to heat because it was not charged, but we faced no choice. The sonic boom was destroyed as well.”
“Submissions still approaching.” Commented ReconRebel. “Laser towers one and two are down!”
“What’s the SAM capacity?” Asked YoinK_VineS.
“Forty percent,” Replied Crono-. “We can’t hold our base defence forever!”
“You guys have to do something!” Growled XkwiziTOnE, shaking. “If the submissions get us…”
“They will eat us…and grow stronger…” Whispered Inuzuka-Kiba, who was unaware that no one heard him. He knew that his time in the portal was a rough one and he witnessed submissions eat one another to gain strength. Surely, humans would provide much more for them…
“I have a plan.” Replied D0GMA, adjusting the black veiled cloak that had partially unravelled in the suspense. “I will need your rod ramagi. And gfoxcook…we have to stop them ourselves.”
“There’s too many!” Shrieked ramagi. “You can’t kill that many!”
“Hang on.” A thought came to _lightning_ as he stood up. “My name…”
“What about it?” Queried Eldarion.
“That’s it!” Blinked XwaynecoltX as he realized the logic.
“I don’t get it either…what do you mean?” Qwoxyl was short on nerves.
Alkador smiled. “As I read in a story once…lightning destroys air and quake destroys ground.”
“gfoxcook!” Smiled Afterburner. “Use lightning and earthquake powers to defeat them!” He sighed as there was no sign of him or D0GMA in the room.

D0GMA and gfoxcook stood together atop on the commander tower balcony, with a great wind rippling through the air. The SAMS were running low, the laser towers were weakening and time was short.
“Do you think you can summon the strength?” Asked D0GMA. “You do know that the greater the will, the less words of Ancient tongue needed to initiate that power?”
“Yes, I did.” Responded gfoxcook, taking a deep breath.
Holding hands, they focused on destroying the enemy, to summon a power to defeat them all. They breathed in unison as they became one, at heart, of the soul of life. Emotions blurred away as their thoughts were poised on stopping the threat. Life…was on a string and they poured all their willpower at once into one another. Feeling each other’s emotions, they realised the power that they held. They shared the same body as they felt each other melded in one another. This was the same process that YoinK_VineS and ramagi had accomplished, only this – connection was so strong it felt as though nothing could break through. The two spoke at once.

Universus noster vis vires! Muto humus claustrum!

The sky flashed with lightning from the heavens without sign of clouds as hundreds of submissions fell. The ground below rose with huge spikes, giving way and swallowing the oncoming submissions. Lightning and earth melded as one, as the attack forged together, with hailstones of earth cascading from the sky like bolted meteors of death, while the plasmatic ground released volts of electricity powerful enough to destroy bodies. Blood, death, supreme power. The lightning and earth continued to meld more as bolts of earth slammed against monsters trying to escape, pushing to the ground. Lightning burst from the ground, striking the enemy. The world turned upside down as the ground became air and the air, ground. Hundreds were slaughtered in such a power, a power that had the most devastating effects.

The remaining submissions realized they were no match for the power, avoiding the few laser towers that continued firing. The returned towards the near empty citadel as they had no choice but to run.

“Ambush is backing away,” Smiled ramagi as she breathed slowly. “gfoxcook and D0GMA succeeded!”
Everyone cheered together as they all gave hugs. -Mazza- ran to YoinK_VineS as they gave each other a warm kiss, while YoinK_VineS squeezed -Mazza- on the buttocks, winking at the man with a grin on his face. ramagi glanced at the two as she left the room unnoticed.
“I think they just did the impossible.” Smiled RedCircle, as he continued to look at the large monitor above them, watching the few submissions vanish away.
“The point is they just did and we have to be very grateful to them.” Comforted the_phantom_spancker.
“I’m shocked…” carmelhadinosaur stared in awe as he smiled, looking upon the success of his comrades.

They had succeeded yet again. The submissions had fled and they had won their first battle. This war seemed to be hopeful. Yet none but gfoxcook and D0GMA saw the thousands of dead bodies littered beyond the military base, shocked at death. They had defeated the enemy, but with a cruel and deadly power they could not use again. D0GMA grunted, leaving the area. gfoxcook only stared at the chaos before him.
“What’s done is done and cannot be undone,” He said. “It’s only a matter of time before they strike again…” He left the balcony without looking backwards. The others were not aware of the horrific outcomes of war.

At 4/2/05 12:52 AM, carmelhadinosaur wrote: Hehe, no problem! I like responding to all of my reviews that will come... meanwhile O_o

Heh, that's what I would probably be like when I make a flash myself. Anyway, congrats to:

FBIpolux - 5PPD. That's nice.
ReconRebel - 45000 b/p points. _lightning_ won't miss a day of depositing.
BonusStage - 8000 posts. I should time you for how it long it would take for you to get to 9000 posts, LOL.
Dream_of_Duke - 2000 blams. That's good.
deck_head_tottie - Level 13. The beginning of the real weapons. You must be happy.
wismty - 7VP. Heh, that's good.
Kiba - 16000 b/p points. Nice.
Alkador - Another great story. Heh, that one was good.

At 4/2/05 06:32 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: ReconRebel - 45000 b/p points. _lightning_ won't miss a day of depositing.

;)

At 4/2/05 03:02 AM, wismty wrote: What I'm trying to say if you mods have any way to trace posts,

Clicking on the "Posts" link under people's name is the only thing close to that, and everyone can do it.

because when I posted the second topic (demodding mods) I checked that you weren't online, but 2 mins later you appear and close the topic, and ban me,

Ron linked me to it in the mod chat.

then I get out of my ban, post in this topic, and you appear again, I just think that's a little wierd, are you guys able to track users posts?, or is it just a coincidence? or am I paranoid?

I went to the Wi/Ht forum to see if I could post something (Since I didn't go here as ron since he usually doesn't.) and saw that you posted last here so I figured why not post about it.

Anyway, my april fools joke rocked, I fooled many people, a few mods included >=)

The jjm part was kind of easy to spot (But as I have stated in MY topic that I posted to mock ozcar's moderating habits... Most of the BBS is retarded) so it worked out anyway. If you did (Uppercase i)i(Uppercase i) it probably would have been more believable since uppercase i's look like lowercase l's... but those were probably taken since people do that to impersonate him all the time.

At 4/1/05 05:04 PM, Coop83 wrote: W00t! I've finally achieved another (small, but signigficant) NG Milestone:
Blam / Protect: Ranked # 498 out of 714,174 users

Congrats top 500 is where things start to get a bit more competative.

At 4/1/05 10:33 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Recently passed the 45k mark for blam/protect points. Go me. Watching _lightning_ and myself creep towards the top 100 for experience is driving me nuts. Now if he'd just miss one deposit...

But,.... where is the gif? congrats Recon = )

At 4/1/05 11:31 PM, BonusStage wrote: MOFGMOFGMOFGMOFGMOFGMOFG 8000 POSTS CONGRATS MEH PLZ :O

Congrats Bonus, you spammy bitch.

At 4/1/05 11:39 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Yes, I just passed the milestone of 2000 blam points. That's awesome. :D

Congrats that pretty good.

At 4/2/05 01:03 AM, deck_head_tottie wrote: I've got some wood!

Ewww... Congrats, its a cool level
.

At 4/2/05 01:47 AM, wismty wrote: Thanks for voting, wismty!
Your experience points gave you a voting power of 7.00 votes.

Hey congrats wismty, thats almost as much as my total VP lol.

At 4/2/05 03:25 AM, CleanSyko wrote: 16,000 b/ps total. ;) Congrats to all else who deserve it. And now it seems things may have calmed down somewhat with April Fools' passing. :D

wow, congrats i had no idea you were such a portal freak lol

At 4/2/05 05:00 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 3
5 - “Megadeath”

Thankies Alkador : ) and congrats on making the regs list .

Isn't this like showing off ur stats?

At 4/2/05 10:10 AM, AnzRage wrote: Isn't this like showing off ur stats?

Yeah thats exactly what it it, watch this:

OMG 3000 Experience !!!!!!

At 4/2/05 10:12 AM, Tom_s00 wrote:

At 4/2/05 10:10 AM, AnzRage wrote: Isn't this like showing off ur stats?

Yeah thats exactly what it it, watch this:

OMG 3000 Experience !!!!!!

I guess the mods and every also like showing off so they don't care anymore. 12,000+ b/p!!

Well, I am back, and now, thanx a whole bunch to Bonus I am lvl 10. Mwahahahahah. Why has everyone, except Bonus, ignore my post? We all used to be friends. Sure you hated me at first, but then we talked. Was everyone relieved when I left? Come on people. I know that I am whining, but seriously, you guys aren't mad at me because of something I did are you? And can some1 please make me a sig? =)

Oh, almost forgot, Anz, your signature says at the end staring, not starring. You might want to fix that. Unless you want people to stare in your project, lol.

I'm now an Elite Guard Master Sergeant! I'm very happy, because I only have one more silver badge after that! Well, since it's back to school on Monday, I'll be slowing down on b/p. :( Also, some days, my sister has gone off the internet a little early, so I'm not really surprised that the ranking up didn't take too long.

Well, here's my new badge:

At 4/2/05 11:42 AM, Dire_Wolf9 wrote: Why has everyone, except Bonus, ignore my post?

Don't worry, i posted this on the last page, and no one but Bahamut replied to it P :

200 people exactly used my sigs!!!
Also, i want to post those two accomplishments together, so, 6 more b/p im getting a big EG STAR!!! :P

Yet, i remmeber you, i made your sig before you even got here, eh? :D

Congrats to BS for 8k posts, Bahamut for EGMS, and for Kiba (CleanSyko is GENIUSSSS :P) on 16k b/p!!

At 4/2/05 12:20 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: I'm now an Elite Guard Master Sergeant! I'm very happy, because I only have one more silver badge after that!

Congrats on that, I am almost to Captain myself, =) (I think, whatever the last police badge is)

At 4/2/05 12:25 PM, carmelhadinosaur wrote:

At 4/2/05 11:42 AM, Dire_Wolf9 wrote: Why has everyone, except Bonus, ignore my post?

Don't worry, i posted this on the last page, and no one but Bahamut replied to it P :

200 people exactly used my sigs!!!
Also, i want to post those two accomplishments together, so, 6 more b/p im getting a big EG STAR!!! :P

Well Congrats on that!

Yet, i remmeber you, i made your sig before you even got here, eh? :D

You made me 2 sigs as the matter of fact.

Saturday's aren't quite the same without list updates :-(

At 4/2/05 12:52 PM, jonthomson wrote: Saturday's aren't quite the same without list updates :-(

Dude, don't make me cry. =(

Isn't Chris going to continue? At least that's what I thought.
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Hello Dire! Long time no see.

At 4/2/05 01:36 PM, BonusStage wrote: good for you sir :D

I also got 4444 blams. :D

I FINALLY CAUGHT SOMETHING ON SCREENSHOT ;)

Congrats!

At 4/1/05 11:39 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Yes, I just passed the milestone of 2000 blam points. That's awesome. :D

Awesome indeed. Congrats.

At 4/2/05 01:03 AM, deck_head_tottie wrote: I've got some wood!

You wood is giving me wood.

At 4/2/05 01:47 AM, wismty wrote: Thanks for voting, wismty!
Your experience points gave you a voting power of 7.00 votes.

Awesome!! Congrats on that, man!

At 4/2/05 03:25 AM, CleanSyko wrote: 16,000 b/ps total. ;) Congrats to all else who deserve it. And now it seems things may have calmed down somewhat with April Fools' passing. :D

Wow! Congrats, man.

At 4/2/05 10:12 AM, Tom_s00 wrote: OMG 3000 Experience !!!!!!

Awesome! Congrats!

At 4/2/05 10:14 AM, AnzRage wrote: I guess the mods and every also like showing off so they don't care anymore. 12,000+ b/p!!

Yeah, you just can't make new threads about stats(Unless you're a mod, eh Joe?). Congrats.

At 4/2/05 12:20 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: Well, here's my new badge:

Congratulations, man!

Welcome back, Dire. I think I remember you.

At 4/2/05 12:54 PM, RedCircle wrote:

Hello Dire! Long time no see.

Hello to you too, I still remember all of you guys. And yes it has been quite a long time.

heh so people DO remember the little boy, glad to see that ^.^

Well so they do. And who are you calling little???
Rrrraaaaarrrgghhh! *Pumps shotgun*

At 4/2/05 01:42 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: I also got 4444 blams. :D

Congrats!

At 4/2/05 01:45 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote: Welcome back, Dire. I think I remember you.

Well you should, we talked before, and I am not sure, but I think you might have made me a sig. Nice to see that you guys are still here.

You will see most of my posts between pages 720+ to about 820+ of this topic.

I had a huge boost yesterday as I gained 92 b/p points. My rank promoted from 734 to 703, awesome!

At 4/2/05 02:13 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I had a huge boost yesterday as I gained 92 b/p points. My rank promoted from 734 to 703, awesome!

Congrats man! I got somethign like that once. I tried to get 100 b/p points in one day once, but failed. I got about 80-92.

At 4/2/05 12:20 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: I'm now an Elite Guard Master Sergeant!
Well, here's my new badge:

congrats it's a nice badge, get through this rank you'll have your birdie : )

At 4/2/05 12:25 PM, carmelhadinosaur wrote: 200 people exactly used my sigs!!!
Also, i want to post those two accomplishments together, so, 6 more b/p im getting a big EG STAR!!! :P

I will congratulate you on your rank up seeing as your so close to it and will probably have ranked up by the time you read this.

As for the sigs, a huge congrats your probably the biggest sig maker on the site...

At 4/2/05 01:36 PM, BonusStage wrote: I FINALLY CAUGHT SOMETHING ON SCREENSHOT ;)

congrats Bonus ! soon you will be at 20k !

At 4/2/05 03:33 PM, Level-Up-Lounger wrote: Hey everyone, sorry I haven't been around for a while. Seems nobody's really be depositing for me either, since I got to level 9. Anyhoo:

Congrats man, you got a long way to go to lvl 10.

Congrats to everyone but Bonus, 'cos Bonus is a big dirty spammer. ;P

Now was that nice? He is not as bad as you think once you get to know him. He is pretty cool.
But it is funny.
Bonus you dirty spammer you.

Congrats to:

-Coop83: Top 500 B/P. Nice, now for the top 100.
-FBIpolux: 5.000 PPD. Nice.
-ReconRebel: 45,000 B/P. Go for double EGSC now.
-BonusStage: 8,000 Posts. I won't say your a spammer, just this once ;) Also congrats on 19k Blams.
-Dream_of_Duke: 2,000 Blams. Nice. Also congrats on just not getting 100 B/P in one day.
-pieoncar: Lv 12. How frustrating it is to be only one point away from level-upness.
-deck_head_tottie: Lv 13. Don't point that thing at me, please.
-wismty: 7.00 Base VP. Nice, for a second there I thought you'd say 'combined with B/P points'.
-CleanSyko: 16,000 B/P. SO when did you decide to wash yourself? Oh wait, it's just Kiba.
-Alkador: Another nice update.
-Tom_s00: 3,000 Exp. Nice.
-AnzRage: 12,000 B/P. Not far from 10k Blams, too.
-Dire_Wolf9: Lv 10. Lv 10>Lv 9 :P
-Bahamut7: EG Master Sergeant, 4,444 Blams. Nice combo.

At 4/2/05 10:10 AM, AnzRage wrote: Isn't this like showing off ur stats?

Yes, and it's the only thread where it's allowed.

Well, except for the mods, who can make as many stat threads as they want, as long as they disguise it with a long-ass post.

At 4/2/05 04:23 PM, -Mazza- wrote: Well, except for the mods, who can make as many stat threads as they want, as long as they disguise it with a long-ass post.

I love you.

At 4/2/05 02:13 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I had a huge boost yesterday as I gained 92 b/p points. My rank promoted from 734 to 703, awesome!

Nice job! Keep up the great work!

Congrats to the following
Alkador: Interesting story
Tom_s00: 3,000 exp pts not to far away from your new barbed boxing glove
Bahamut7: Master Sergeant nicely done, I like the next badge better.
Bonus: 19,000 Blams and a screenshot to boot.
Dream_of_Duke: 92 b/p per day Yes friday was a good day to blam

At 4/2/05 04:23 PM, -Mazza- wrote: Well, except for the mods, who can make as many stat threads as they want, as long as they disguise it with a long-ass post.

Well anyone can do it. I remember ozcar(before he was a mod) doing when he reached 8,000 and 9,000 posts

Level 8!! Going for the all well-known level 9!
(I just got Police captain too!)

Well I am basically blind at this point, need a break from the PC.

FYI I just posted an update to my exp list.
Links are in my sig.

At 4/2/05 06:18 PM, Kevindeed wrote: Level 8!! Going for the all well-known level 9!
(I just got Police captain too!)

well done.
b/p will help your voting power, but dont forget to deposit everyday, because if you stop the higher levels take longer to reach.
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i sooo dont post here enough, sorry guys.

oh ya heres a level up - i got unbanned XD hahaha.
i replied to a spam topic, shilly me... heh.

im on my way to my next b/p level up, 14,000 b/p.
(like 700 to go).