Ooooh, talk of Kuja, my second favorite boss in all the Final Fantasies(Sephiroth is just too cool, though). By the way, you were mentioning when you first encounter him in FFIX. You do at the end of disc 1, right before the final boss fight of that disc. You then see him afterwards, in a CG video, riding away on his Silver Dragon.

At 3/21/05 07:49 PM, Westy wrote:

At 3/21/05 07:46 PM, Scoll wrote: Hazzah, just hit 1000blam points!! not long till i enter the '1000 to rank up' levels...

Congrats, but I might catch up on you!

Well i am only 160ish away from being 2 ranks above you... good luck though!

At 10/6/02 04:28 PM, Jessica_ wrote: Congrats on getting to level 11, I just leveled up yesterday.I don't think its nessesary to make a whole new thread about leveling up. :/

Look where this thread is now.
RAISE DA ROOF. I leveled up today

At 3/21/05 07:46 PM, Scoll wrote: Hazzah, just hit 1000blam points!! not long till i enter the '1000 to rank up' levels...

Hazzah! Nice milestone! Good work.

At 3/21/05 08:10 PM, idea_guy wrote: Look where this thread is now.
RAISE DA ROOF. I leveled up today

Congratulation on your level up, although you have a long way to go.

At 3/21/05 06:36 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:

At 3/19/05 05:43 PM, EKRegulus wrote: wooah I missed a lot of pages. 7 days without posting regularly in the LUL in a long time for me.

7 days? Ouch! My ban was well shorter than yours.

I was inactive. Not banned.

Thanks to everyone that congratulated me.
Special congrats to gooch for 20000 b/p pts and bonus for being a hateful parasite.

At 3/21/05 11:25 PM, dave4554 wrote: hey kid how old are you man

I'd stay out of stat threads man...you'll get pwnt so bad...

Experience points: 0/50

ROFL

At 3/21/05 04:42 PM, -Gooch- wrote: Well, this is somewhat of a level up, but not really an official one. 20,000 total blam/protect points! And they just keep coming and coming. :D

Well congratz on that.

Congratz to all the other recent anouncements also.

Hello everyone,

Thanks for everyone who enjoyed the last part of my story. I'm so glad to have a fan such as Myst-. Now all the readers I know of are: RedCircle, ReconRebel, Denvish, NasFlash, Master_Inuyasha, -Mazza-, ShittyKitty and Bahamut7 I think. Also think carmelhadinosaur reads it too and maybe BonusStage (Not sure) and Inuzuka_Kiba possibly.
If there's anyone else who has read the majority of my stories, please let me know. I'd be interested to see who does.

Apart from all the baffled nonsense, just curious to see how everyone is? I mean, I have to find a new way of finding out how everyone is. I got 95% for a maths test I didn't study for and a Medium for an English essay that I wrote about 3 practice essays for and did absolutely crap in my maths test that I spent 3 - 4 hours the previous 3 nights studying and it only gets worse. Oh well, maybe I'm missing something.

I should get some real stats into here soon.

War of the Portal - Part 3
1 - “Revelations”
After moving north to the abandoned military base, the team have assembled and prepare for war against the uprising submissions.

The Elite Guard Supreme Commanders, Crono-, D0GMA, gfoxcook, ramagi, ReconRebel and YoinK_VineS were in charge of all. They commanded everyone and were in charge of everything that went on within the base. They organised meetings, discussed matters of high importance and most importantly – planned for the war.

But one day, ramagi held some flowers, pink roses that she had been carefully planting in the small garden she found that was previously overgrown. She was ready to confess her love to a handsome man she was too blind to see love for earlier before. She never knew that both YoinK_VineS and -Mazza- were both in love with her and if she had, she would have taken both sooner. But she knew that she could only have one and that would be YoinK_VineS. Yes, she thought, she would give him the flowers and propose to him with her golden ring, kneeling on left knee. How romantic! She knew that -Mazza- and YoinK_VineS hated each other, but she didn’t know until recent it was because of their combined love for her. She smiled at the thought of marrying YoinK_VineS and her mind trailed off. She sniffed the flowers and sighed. She would have to apologize to -Mazza-, who she felt would be terribly hurt as well. Oh how bitter life could get!
Pressing her scented red coated lips together, she sauntered towards YoinK_VineS’ room. Everyone in the base had their own rooms and it was even more unfortunate that YoinK_VineS was next to -Mazza-‘s. Stopping before the door, she prepared to knock. At the sound of voices in the room, she stopped. Her eyes shifted to the slightly ajar door where she could see two people moving closely together. Her eyes bulged in horror as she gasped at what she saw.
YoinK_VineS planted his lips around -Mazza-‘s, kissing passionately and hugging his warm tender body. They caressed one another while speaking lovingly words as ramagi stared in sheer shock. YoinK_VineS’s eyes shifted to ramagi’s at the door, and he smiled, standing up.
“Oh come in ramagi,” Smiled the man. ramagi knew that he loved him; oh it just had to be the truth. “We have something to tell you.”
-Mazza- grinned as he glanced back to YoinK_VineS, who spoke. “We’re engaged!”
ramagi continued stared in shock as -Mazza- stood up to hug YoinK_VineS. Her heart was broken…

RedCircle studied the child like submission, which seemed happy to walk around the room. It could walk and talk now, but RedCircle was sad that it could only speak Ancient tongue and not English. ReconRebel and Alkador watched the submission stutter. “O-obumbrata m-mundi.”
“What does that mean Alky?” Asked ReconRebel, who took another sip of his alcoholic beverage.
“It literally translates to ‘world covered in shadow’. It sounds like a warning to me.”
“He’s been saying that for some time,” Added Qwoxyl, who was reading a book on the history of the Ancients ones. His eyes shifted back to its pages, fully indulged in the true history of their lives. It seemed that in their time, they preyed to gods and served under their service. It was funny how people relied on such false religions back then.
“Mala urite!” Cried the submission as he closed his eyes and fell on the floor to a fast sleep. The others stared at Alkador as Inuzuka-Kiba entered the room, in wonder of such silence.
“Evil…rise…?” Alkador speculated. “It’s grammatically incorrect, but…I don’t know.”
”What’s all this?” Questioned Inuzuka-Kiba.
“The submission has just said something new,” Replied carmelhadinosaur, who had been sitting next to Qwoxyl. “And it doesn’t sound very good at all.”

gfoxcook studied the design of machine as he continued to mutter ancient words.
“If we can make a perfect copy,” Said D0GMA. “Then we may stand a chance.”
“It’s a rather interesting design, you have to agree.” Smiled Crono-.
“Very.” Added the_phantom_spancker.
“If we can use to our advantage,” Said _lightning_. “Then this little baby shall be our weapon against the submissions.”
The small group stared at the relatively large white coloured tank as gfoxcook continued to attempt an exact, workable copy. This had been his forty fifth.

XwaynecoltX stared around from the tower as he sighed. “I hate being tower guard.”
“It can’t be that bad,” Entered a smiling XkwiziTOnE, who managed to carry three cups of coffee into the room with bubbles of white cream standing on top. No, this was no normal coffee, but the cappuccino, his specialty. With the automatic door shutting behind him, he handed one to Afterburner.
“Anything new?” Asked Afterburner.
“Not really,” Replied XkwiziTOnE. “Just the same old.”
Eldarion entered the room with a cup of coffee in his hands as well. “Just thought I’d keep you company. Oh hello XkwiziTOnE, how are you?”
“What’s that?” XwaynecoltX pointed to the horizon as he saw a beam of pink white light burst into the sky.
“That,” Gulped Eldarion. “Doesn’t look very good at all.”

Congrats to:

-Gooch-: 20,000 B/P. 2/3 of the way there!
-Master_Inuyasha: Being a total FF geek ;)
-Scoll: 1,000 Blams. Nice, Almost to EG Private.
-idea_guy: Lv...3....
-Tal-con: 1,600 posts, minor milestone. Three zeroes is so much better. Happy so

At 3/22/05 04:24 AM, Alkador wrote: YoinK_VineS planted his lips around -Mazza-‘s, kissing passionately and hugging his warm tender body. They caressed one another while speaking lovingly words as ramagi stared in sheer shock. YoinK_VineS’s eyes shifted to ramagi’s at the door, and he smiled, standing up.
“Oh come in ramagi,” Smiled the man. ramagi knew that he loved him; oh it just had to be the truth. “We have something to tell you.”
-Mazza- grinned as he glanced back to YoinK_VineS, who spoke. “We’re engaged!”
ramagi continued stared in shock as -Mazza- stood up to hug YoinK_VineS. Her heart was broken…

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

At 3/21/05 07:50 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote: Ooooh, talk of Kuja, my second favorite boss in all the Final Fantasies(Sephiroth is just too cool, though).

Aw...second? He's my favorite main boss like, ever! :D

By the way, you were mentioning when you first encounter him in FFIX. You do at the end of disc 1, right before the final boss fight of that disc. You then see him afterwards, in a CG video, riding away on his Silver Dragon.

Ah, well it has been about 3 years since I last played it. :'( I could go on and on about FFIX, 10 pages worth[posts actually]but this is not the place for it. XD

At 3/21/05 08:10 PM, idea_guy wrote: I leveled up today

lolz k :D

At 3/22/05 02:31 AM, Alkador wrote: Now all the readers I know of are:

Everyone should read it. It's an awosome story you've got going. :)

Oh well, maybe I'm missing something.

Probably. I used to love math, but when I hit 5th grade, I just, lost it. :/ So I started studying Science, history, biology, geography, human anatomy[take this class if you can]. So yeah, in my oppinion, Science > history/geography > all :D

I should get some real stats into here soon.

lol Take your time, 'tis not a race.

At 3/22/05 04:24 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 3

XD Nice. I found this one to be the BEST! :D

At 3/22/05 04:37 AM, -Mazza- wrote: Congrats to:
-Master_Inuyasha: Being a total FF geek ;)

You know it! :D

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Aww...come one. Who wouldn't want to suck face with such a sexy beast? ;D

Experience: 7592
Reviews: 1573
Blams: 9621
Saves: 3951
Posts: 7265
Total: 30002

#666 for exp.
The most evil thing about it is how slowly it takes to pass people at this point, and how it gradually gets longer and longer to do so.

HT will probably annoy me tomorrow, since it would be the first time he would push me down a level, I might wait until he deposits first so I can't lose the pipe.

Congrats to Gooch for 20,000 b/p. 2/3 of the way is much better than the last rank up or 195/300 (13/20).
Scroll for 1,000 blams. 1,000 bad movies you'll never have to see again (of course some will be resubmitted, but the majority are gone, in some way... they're still on NG, but would be hard to find without knowing the link, you know what I mean, and if you don't, too bad, forget it, just accept your congratulations then, I mean if you want to of course.)
jonthomson for 30,000 penta points. You're not far from 10,000 blams, too bad it's a 2X list now.

At 3/19/05 08:57 AM, BonusStage wrote:

At 3/19/05 06:49 AM, Qwoxyl wrote: 27,000 points. Fortuantly the Top 50 list prevented me from missing a screenie

Ha that's a nice little situation XD

It couldn't have worked better if I had planned it, although it probably wouldn't have worked at all if I planned it. Now if only blams and saves were listed, I would only miss half as many screenshots.

Im sorry Alkador im only reading the parts im in them ):(
Sorry for being such a selfish asshole! Muhoohohohoo..

Oh yes, and if anyone was getting hopes for the thread i said i was going to do today 'i'll draw your favourite food', im sorry, i knew it, i relyied on not having homeworks and stuff to do today from school, but damn teachers likes to torcher me, so i guess i'll make it tommorow... :)?

Whats Good Members? Just returning in from a busy schedule - how is everyone?

Congrats jon and Qwoxyl. Interesting milestones you have there, especially jon.

At 3/21/05 07:46 PM, Scoll wrote: Hazzah, just hit 1000blam points!! not long till i enter the '1000 to rank up' levels...

Congrats, dude : )

At 3/22/05 04:24 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 3
1 - “Revelations”

Thanks Alkador ! how the hell do you manage to write these things so quikly ?!?

At 3/22/05 06:58 AM, Qwoxyl wrote: #666 for exp.
The most evil thing about it is how slowly it takes to pass people at this point, and how it gradually gets longer and longer to do so.

Congrats on being evil for a while, it suprising how many people deposite everyday without fail.

HT will probably annoy me tomorrow, since it would be the first time he would push me down a level, I might wait until he deposits first so I can't lose the pipe.

No way dude beat him to it, and get double the level up congratness, : )

At 3/22/05 08:53 AM, XkwiziTOnE wrote: Whats Good Members? Just returning in from a busy schedule - how is everyone?

Im good can't complain yourself?

At 3/21/05 09:30 PM, EKRegulus wrote: I was inactive. Not banned.

Sorry, I thought you were. :S Anyway, congrats to:

Scoll - 1000 blams. Very nice number.
Alkador - An interesting part of the story. Part 3, I see.
jonthomson - 30000 points in total. No fair, you've got more than three times as much points as I have.
Qwoxyl - 666th highest EXP, Why do I see a few people getting that rank?

At 3/22/05 04:24 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 3
1 - “Revelations”

YoinK_VineS planted his lips around -Mazza-‘s, kissing passionately and hugging his warm tender body. They caressed one another while speaking lovingly words as ramagi stared in sheer shock.
-Mazza- grinned as he glanced back to YoinK_VineS, who spoke. “We’re engaged!”

HAHAHAHAHA! Dude! You just made my day hahaha! I was a little annoyed by this overromantic part until I saw that! lol, good way to start the third part hehe! :)

Just leveled up on Retrogade !

At 3/22/05 01:24 PM, Tom_s00 wrote: Just leveled up on Retrogade !

There are levels there too? I think I'd need a good breifing about that place. All I know about it is that it's a images version of newgrounds or something like that ...

Anyway ... congrats

At 3/22/05 01:34 PM, -Myst- wrote: There are levels there too? I think I'd need a good breifing about that place. All I know about it is that it's a images version of newgrounds or something like that ...

You pretty much just summed it u, a photoshop version of NG, just without b/p points, and there are a hell of alot of mods lol, you should check it out sometime myst.

Anyway ... congrats

Thanks

At 3/22/05 01:24 PM, Tom_s00 wrote: Just leveled up on Retrogade !

Well, i already congratulated you there, but what the hell. Congrats!

For Myst: The RetroGade Report

Retrogade is similar to Newgrounds in a few ways. They have levels and an experience system, they have many NewGrounds users there(including admin like gfox, QuikFox and ShittyKitty, who's running the site now, I think), they reviews and that as well. The main difference is that there are photoshops instead of flashes, which is still cool, 'cause there are great ones on there(QuikFox and Louisa are just two of the best artists there).

The main attraction is the RG Cash System, a unique system to be sure. You gain RG cash for voting on submissions, reviewing and posting, plus you can get donations from people and you can do the same for them. You spend money to add polls and pictures to your posts and topics, as well as buying differing colored smiley sets.

A new, exciting system was just added to increase your cash flow: The RG Lottery. Now you can buy tickets with your RG cash and enter for a chance to win more RG cash. SK is also going to be implementing a Roulete game, for the same purpose: gaining RG cash.

They have forums as well, of course, which are similar to here, yet not very busy. The site does not have many active users, but is nearing it's 1000th profile creation.

Whew. I'm not used to long posts.

Sidenote: Only 100 more to go. Can't wait to reach that plateau. :)

At 3/22/05 01:24 PM, Tom_s00 wrote: Just leveled up on Retrogade !

Heh, congrats, even though I don't go on that site anymore.

Oh, there's something I kept on forgetting to mention. I want to thank everyone that gave me a warm welcome on the C&C forum. I thought I would be saying something wrong, but with the warm welcome from people that were familiar to me, I feel more comfortable with C&C now. Thanks again!

I strongly advise radiogrounds about now, its the official 80's and Ramen day over there, and its kickin !

At 3/22/05 03:12 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: Oh, there's something I kept on forgetting to mention. I want to thank everyone that gave me a warm welcome on the C&C forum. I thought I would be saying something wrong, but with the warm welcome from people that were familiar to me, I feel more comfortable with C&C now. Thanks again!

Yeah, Clubs & Crews is a fairly friendly place for people to discuss related interests. Such a great forum. It seems a lot friendlier now than it was, though, I will admit. That just may be for the clubs I'm in, though.

At 3/20/05 03:44 PM, Celestial_Avenger wrote: Banning has such different terms here. I mean my entire account being banned from the site by the administrators.

It takes a lot for that to happen to you. A few abusive reviews aren't going to do it.

Now, if you started posting LINK SPAM in your reviews, then you'd have a problem, yes. #;-}>

...

Anyway, just a little tip:

When most people say "banned" here on the BBS, they tend to mean a BBS ban. Those tend to last between 1 and 7 days, though they can be longer.

If people mean review banned, they'll say it that way (unless it's obvious they're talking about the reviewing area of NG). There are also portal submit bans and, as you point out, an IP ban or account deletion, the most extreme bans.

I apologize for getting you all pissed off. I seem to bring out the worst in everyone at all times.

I wasn't all that pissed off... at least not as much as I was acting like I was. I was mostly trying to EMPHASISE my points to drive them home to you and anyone else who doesn't understand review rules from time to time. The only thing frustrating at all about it was that you kept posting between all my posts to you and to other people, so it turned that whole section of the page into a madhouse. #;-}>

At 3/20/05 03:51 PM, Celestial_Avenger wrote: Any, back on topic, and hopefully not my last post ever, just got over 1000 blam/protects.

:::rolling eyes::: Come on now, no need for teh drama. #;-}>

Congrats on 1k b/p. Much more congrats on this, though:

Exp. Points:
4,000 / 4,859

At 3/20/05 05:34 PM, ShittyKitty wrote: * The 4 newest chapters of Alkador's "War of the Portal" series have been uploaded, along with the Part 2 ZIP file. http://www.jfsoftware.com/wotp

BTW, why are all the wotp chapters in .pdf format?

I wish they were .txt or .html or .doc (as I dislike using Adobe Acrobat to read text). ;_;

At 3/21/05 04:51 AM, -LazyDrunk- wrote:

At 3/21/05 04:43 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: I accidently went past 500 posts without marking it because i was helping someone :P

Make sure you mark your 1337th post. I missed mine and am still wallowing in my sorrowful emptiness that is my cold, lifeless heart.

[/sarcasm]

Hm... 1701 posts currently.

You know, I could always ask liljim to delete your 400 most recent posts so you'll have another shot at grabbing that 1337 postcount screenie. Would you like that? #;-}>

Whoa. The following post by jonthomson ---> pid=4699999

At 3/21/05 03:02 PM, jonthomson wrote: Being a mod helps get you threads dedicated to you.

Wowza. I've only got 11 dedicated to me. I am impressed by your total, sirrah!

And before anyone searches for gfoxcook and says "hey! There's only 8!".. you've also got to search for gfox by itself, as that yields 3 more results. #;-}>

At 3/21/05 04:49 PM, jonthomson wrote:

At 3/21/05 03:49 PM, jonthomson wrote: Have a $500 poker freeroll kicking off in about 10 minutes. Seems to be less runners than last week, which is a good sign. Hopefully I'll last a bit longer than last week :-)

No good, checkraised all in with the nut flush draw... except the guy had trips and filled next card. Arse.

Sorry to hear that your poker dreams were quashed within 1 hour, jon. I confess, however, that while I watch some of the Texas Hold-em games when ESPN shows the yearly World Series of Poker... I have no idea what "had trips and filled next card" means, though I know it means one final card helped him to beat you, of course. #;-}>

checkraised me understands... and nut flush draw... sounds familiar. I know I've learned that in the past, just can't remember what it means right now.

...

At 3/21/05 04:21 PM, leeboy105 wrote:

At 3/21/05 03:23 PM, carmelhadinosaur wrote: Too bad NeMeSiSM stopped b/ping tho, i want to see him ranking up to EGSC at least :P

I want to see him get to EGSC also, just to see the massive VP beyond 15. I would even be willing to collect b/p points for the account just for it to get there, such is my desire for the 15+ VP.

I'm afraid I must disagree with you two on this matter. As I've often mentioned (and whined about, yes, I'll admit it)... had I not missed so many deposits between 2000 and 2002, I'd have a 15.80ish VP myself...

but since I did... the only way that can happen is if a lot of people (and most importantly HT, Pimp, Shrapnel, etc.) miss a lot of deposits in the coming years while I get every single one of mine in... or if NG continues under the current system for decades and decades. That's how much damage can result from just 2 or so years of neglect. ;_;

Anyway, my point is that no one can help me with that now. So no one should be helping NemesisM66 now on the other end of the VP equation (b/p, that is, instead of exp) just so he can make it nearly impossible for anyone else on the site to ever get to the #1 spot in VP (like it's not already nearly impossible enough! #;-}>).

In short: he should take his time to get up to 15+ in VP, as that is going to take away a lot of people's hopes and dreams, however awe-inspiring it would be to see it. He will get to EGSC sooner or later, so just be patient and enjoy the fact that he hasn't completely ownzored us all yet. ;_;

At 3/21/05 04:35 PM, Tom_s00 wrote: Now an EGSC HumanTarget that would be something worth seeing, the only thing better than that would be a HT that doesn't deposite.

Something worth seeing!!?!?! More like the worst thing ever to happen in the realm of stats on NG. A complete, total, and utter twin-monopoly. Egad. The HT account/persons-behind-it would then be worse than Donald Trump and Rupert Murdoch and Ted Turner combined! An insanely powerful creature of evil. FEAR!

At 3/22/05 04:37 AM, -Mazza- wrote:

At 3/22/05 04:24 AM, Alkador wrote: YoinK_VineS planted his lips around -Mazza-‘s, kissing passionately and hugging his warm tender body. They caressed one another while speaking lovingly words as ramagi stared in sheer shock. YoinK_VineS’s eyes shifted to ramagi’s at the door, and he smiled, standing up.
"Oh come in ramagi," Smiled the man. ramagi knew that he loved him; oh it just had to be the truth. "We have something to tell you."
-Mazza- grinned as he glanced back to YoinK_VineS, who spoke. "We’re engaged!"
ramagi continued stared in shock as -Mazza- stood up to hug YoinK_VineS. Her heart was broken.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

ROTFLMAO! Ohhhh gooooood, that was great. Hahahahahah...

SLASH ALERT! I gotta show that to my girlfriend.

At 3/22/05 01:19 PM, -Myst- wrote: HAHAHAHAHA! Dude! You just made my day hahaha! I was a little annoyed by this overromantic part until I saw that! lol, good way to start the third part hehe! :)

inDEEEEEED!

We've already seen Mazza's reaction... I can't wait to see Yoink's. #;-}>

... anywho:

At 3/22/05 06:48 AM, jonthomson wrote: Experience: 7592
Reviews: 1573
Blams: 9621
Saves: 3951
Posts: 7265
Total: 30002

Congrats on the 30k+ pentapoints, man. Now just get those damned posts up, eh wot? #;-}>

At 3/22/05 06:58 AM, Qwoxyl wrote: #666 for exp.
The most evil thing about it is how slowly it takes to pass people at this point, and how it gradually gets longer and longer to do so.

Heya, Qwoxy! Long time no talk.

Congrats on the 666 ranking... but PLEASE don't complain about how slow it is to pass people at #666. I stopped paying attention to my alt (gfoxclock's) exp ranking months and months ago, and as a result he zipped from #600 way to around #450 before I even realised it.

Meanwhile, I'm stuck at #131 right now. So don't talk to ME about sluggishness. #;-}>

At 3/22/05 08:53 AM, XkwiziTOnE wrote: Whats Good Members? Just returning in from a busy schedule - how is everyone?

Nammuch, my man. Just curious, though--do you ever post anything but a "hey, I'm back. How is everyone?" post these days? That's all I see from you in my list threads or the rare times when I'm up-to-date on level up! #;-}>

I was just reading some old pages from the pentalist thread... and I noticed you being upset that you got knocked down from like #8 to #9 or something. Anyway... I miss those old days, when you'd post more often in various threads and actually comment on how you were doing on NG, stat-wise, and all. Ahhh, good times.

At 3/22/05 06:48 AM, jonthomson wrote: Experience: 7592
Reviews: 1573
Blams: 9621
Saves: 3951
Posts: 7265
Total: 30002

WoahwoahWOAH! Big numbers ya got there!
Too bad you missed the big number by two...