Congrats to ReconRebel for 15000 Saves!
Congrats to PsychoJester for Level 13!
Congrats to -Myst- for 100th Rank in B/P!
Congrats to Nike_Dunk for Level 10 and Police Sergeant!
Congrats to _matt_ for 2000 Blams!

Predictions of mine d:

In 20 days, i'll have 6k (+5) XP.
In 50 days, i'll have 6k posts.
In 3 days, i'll have 19k b/p.
In 20 days, i'll get a new badge.
In 20 days, i'll have a 9.28 VP.

Congrats to:

-_matt_: 2,000 Blams. Nice. Not far from your third arrow, now.
-Nike_Dunk: Police Sergeant. Not great, but a milestone none the less.
-Myst-: Top 100 B/P. Nice, now for the top 50.
-PsychoJester: Lv 13. Don't worry, I missed a lot of deposits too.

Thanks to:

-Master_Inuyasha. Yes, it does feel good.
-Pure_LionHeart
-BonusStage

At 3/17/05 05:51 AM, Rooty-the-Pie wrote: I decided to change my aura in honour of St. Pat's day. Seemed like a good thing to do at the time.

Yes, quite a good idea.

I'll change mine as soon as my country decides to celebrate St. Patrick's Day.

At 3/17/05 11:10 AM, carmelhadinosaur wrote: Predictions of mine d:

In 20 days, i'll have 6k (+5) XP.
In 50 days, i'll have 6k posts.
In 3 days, i'll have 19k b/p.
In 20 days, i'll get a new badge.
In 20 days, i'll have a 9.28 VP.

I like that list you made. Do you mind me using that sort of thing every now and again?

Jen_the_Great - Level 20. I don't think HT will level you down now. Try depositng just after 12:00AM EST for a definate hammer keep.
_matt_ - 2000 blams. Not bad.
PsychoJester - Level 13. No more fists for you, happy?
RedCircle - 15000 saves. That scares me.
-Myst- - Top 100 b/p. Could you donate some b/p points for me please? :P

And about St. Patricks day. Um, I dunno.

At 3/17/05 12:01 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: I like that list you made. Do you mind me using that sort of thing every now and again?

Oh hellol yeah!
I love inspiring people without even trying to!
Like with the numbers in my sig... (1)(2)... :P

At 3/17/05 12:10 PM, carmelhadinosaur wrote: Oh hellol yeah!

ROFL, ment no...
Ok, from the beginning:

Yes, i agree for you to use it every now and then :D

Sorry for the double :P

Congrats to Shoopufzilla! Nice job.

I think I'll change my aura as well, just for today.

Good news, looks like I'll start B/Ping again. I've been grabbing a few here and there lately, but really, I have nothing better to do, so away I go.

This means I can also start depositing for myself again. I'll have to drop Tom a line and thank him for the past bit in a minute.

Hi I was wondering on how do u gain exp here cause ive only been a member for about a week but i haven't gained any exp since i got 30 pts..... i was just wondering thx

At 3/17/05 01:21 PM, TFHphobos wrote: Hi I was wondering on how do u gain exp here cause ive only been a member for about a week but i haven't gained any exp since i got 30 pts..... i was just wondering thx

Well, not really the right topic to ask that, but I'll upload this simple instruction.

Just noticed I(Well, really Tom did it by depositing for me) got my Voting Power up to 7.77. A nice little number, methinks.

At 3/17/05 12:47 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote: This means I can also start depositing for myself again. I'll have to drop Tom a line and thank him for the past bit in a minute.

Good to hear your getting back into newgrounds again Pure, and your welcome for the depositing and all : )

At 3/17/05 02:02 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote: Just noticed I(Well, really Tom did it by depositing for me) got my Voting Power up to 7.77. A nice little number, methinks.

Congrats, and not long till 8 VP considering your b/p ing again.

10,000 total blams/saves...30,000 here I come :)

BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 7,734 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 2,266 quality entries.

-->KDOG

At 10/6/02 02:56 PM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: IM A LEVEL 11 NOW
SO IM MAKING THIS TOPIC FOR EVERYONE THAT GOES LEVEL UP 2 LET US KNOW
AND JUST 2 TELL ALL U LEVEL 10'S AND UNDERS THAT IM HIGHER THEN U!!
LOL

Me too! This is really a Gr8 Day : )

Notice the 8's.

Anyway I just want the level 10's to know that it gets easier after the first 2,000 points. Im so happy right now... I cant wait till I get my sexy level 12 glove. I might get it on my birthday.

At 3/17/05 06:16 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 3/17/05 04:31 PM, PimpMasterKDOG wrote: 10,000 total blams/saves...30,000 here I come :)

1/3 in such a SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME :o

LOL...shut up. I had 9168 total on ShittyKitty's update a week ago, so this is like warp drive for me.

-->KDOG

At 3/17/05 04:12 PM, Tom_s00 wrote: Good to hear your getting back into newgrounds again Pure, and your welcome for the depositing and all : )

Yup, trying to get back into the swing of things. Hopefully I can get back to posting in here, instead of just popping in for congrats.

I owe you one for that depositing, too. I won't forget, don't worry. :)

Congrats, and not long till 8 VP considering your b/p ing again.

Yup. It's on it's way. :)

At 3/17/05 04:31 PM, PimpMasterKDOG wrote: 10,000 total blams/saves...30,000 here I come :)

BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 7,734 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 2,266 quality entries.

-->KDOG

Congrats!

At 3/17/05 06:16 PM, BonusStage wrote: WHY YES IT IS :D, luck of the irish i bet :o

Love those Irish. :)

At 3/17/05 06:16 PM, Nike_Dunk wrote: Me too! This is really a Gr8 Day : )

Notice the 8's.

Anyway I just want the level 10's to know that it gets easier after the first 2,000 points. Im so happy right now... I cant wait till I get my sexy level 12 glove. I might get it on my birthday.

Congrats. Nice number, too.

At 3/17/05 06:52 PM, PimpMasterKDOG wrote:

At 3/17/05 06:16 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 3/17/05 04:31 PM, PimpMasterKDOG wrote: 10,000 total blams/saves...30,000 here I come :)

1/3 in such a SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME :o

LOL...shut up. I had 9168 total on ShittyKitty's update a week ago, so this is like warp drive for me.

-->KDOG

Yes that is warp drive for you. Congratz. Have fun getting the next 20K.

Congrats to everyone who deserves it. Also, thanks to Alkador for another good addition to the story. Sorry that I've been dead lately. Well, at least when it comes to this thread. I just started ignoring it due to all of the spam Master_Inuyasha spawns. XD <3

At 3/16/05 09:48 PM, -Myst- wrote: or you'll learn that a flail is way more painfull than a baseball bat ;)

lol I'd buy tickets for that match any day of the week. XD

I like newgrounds, but nothing beats life :P

Yeah, but just by a bit.

At 3/17/05 04:22 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: this place really does get better with age though ha...

Just like a fine wine eh? :D

At 3/17/05 05:51 AM, Rooty-the-Pie wrote: I decided to change my aura in honour of St. Pat's day. Seemed like a good thing to do at the time.

Indeed. :D 'Tis a wonderfull day, well, for the most part.

How is everyone?

If I can keep these be-damned deer out of my yard from eating my shrubbery, I'll be just fine.

At 3/17/05 06:22 AM, BonusStage wrote: By george you're all geniuses .... maybe later :D

OMFG BETTER HURRY! >:O

el oh el Gaara > j00 :o

Pah....He doesn't have the long hair and cool points I have. B)

In bed :)

:O :: grossed out ::

omfg anime ):<

WINDSCAREDED! :D

With a big pen0r :O

Down boy, not till you're older.

say huh?

World of Warcraft fewel!

BUT OF COURSE SONNY BOY

DON'T YOU CALL ME, AN OLDER PERSON BOY KIDDO

At 3/17/05 10:23 AM, -Myst- wrote: ... if I haven't promised myself to never do so :P

Thats the lamist excuse I've ever heard. :P Do it NOW! :D

At 3/17/05 10:04 PM, phiIeeguy wrote: I just started ignoring it due to all of the spam Master_Inuyasha spawns. XD <3

:O Well if that's how it's going to be, no e-seck for you! E-love, but no e-secks. :P And I know who you are, you're not who you guise yourself to be. ;D

Congratulations to everyone and thier awsome achivements. :) Much better than what I've got. lol

At 3/17/05 10:44 AM, YoinK_VineS wrote: I like the sig you have there. LNL? Level nup Lounge??? hah okay.

Thanks ya it was a joke before all in good fun, ya this sig is cool thanks YOINK...

~X~

OMG Hope she doesnt find out i posted with her account haha, i need to focus here sigh...

~X~

Uh ... I always thougth Violet-AIM was a boy ... *sigh*

Is she your girlfriend or anything Wayne?

Level 15 ladies and gentlemen.

And ~X~, I'm with -Myst- here, what's the status chief? You two with all your collabs and everything. hah

At 3/17/05 11:35 AM, -Mazza- wrote: Congrats to:

-_matt_: 2,000 Blams. Nice. Not far from your third arrow, now.
-Nike_Dunk: Police Sergeant. Not great, but a milestone none the less.
-Myst-: Top 100 B/P. Nice, now for the top 50.
-PsychoJester: Lv 13. Don't worry, I missed a lot of deposits too.

Holy crap, I've got a ways to go before I reach any checkpoints myslef. Or maybe I'm jus too inactive and lazy. Ah that could be it. Thats a hell of a lot of stuff, and stuff. Man, I had a point to this post, but I quickly lost it. Damn you St. Patties day and your funny tasting elixirs! Now I can't see straight. Gimme a sec and I'll remember what I was gonna say... ah, i'll get it later.

Hey, awesome. The one and only leeboy snagged UOTD. The profile picture seemed familiar immediately, as we had conversed about it some time ago. Congrats dude! Speaking of leeboy, I haven't seen the Chinese restaurant worker in quite some time. What's the deal with the old tiger, anyone know?

I'm sure someone else can provide a screenie of much greater quality than I.

Haha! It looks like leeboy105 is User of the Day. Congratulations! Ever think of replacing that profile pic with a similar gif? ** digs through picture file ** Yup. I still have it. What's the name of the frog anyway?

At 3/18/05 02:14 AM, ReconRebel wrote: Haha! It looks like leeboy105 is User of the Day. What's the name of the frog anyway?

The name of the frog is Kuru kuru I think which is Japanese for the sound of a frog croaking (yeaha, they have some rather strange animal sounds, ducks: gaa gaa.) I've never met this leeboy member, but I have heard of him, so I wish him the best. I think that frog is similar to that 'Hello Kitty', the white one.

Anyway, how is everyone? Too short of a post, because I'm doing 5,000 other things. I'll still get time to do everything I want though.

At 3/17/05 11:05 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: OMG Hope she doesnt find out i posted with her account haha, i need to focus here sigh...

~X~

Haha, you're about to get smacked! I've done that quite a few times with my girlfriends account. Apparently she doesn't realize the LOG OUT button >B(

At 3/18/05 02:14 AM, ReconRebel wrote: Haha! It looks like leeboy105 is User of the Day. Congratulations! Ever think of replacing that profile pic with a similar gif? ** digs through picture file ** Yup. I still have it. What's the name of the frog anyway?

Who is this leeboy105 character? Clearly he's special enough to have his UotD posted in LUL....that has to mean something.

At 3/18/05 02:48 AM, Alkador wrote: Anyway, how is everyone? Too short of a post, because I'm doing 5,000 other things. I'll still get time to do everything I want though.

Not too bad Alkador, and yourself?

At 3/17/05 11:10 AM, carmelhadinosaur wrote: Predictions of mine d:

Somebody's had a little to much time on their hands recently... ;)

At 3/17/05 05:51 AM, Rooty-the-Pie wrote: I decided to change my aura in honour of St. Pat's day. Seemed like a good thing to do at the time.

Haha, that really is a great idea. Too bad I missed it :(

At 3/16/05 04:14 PM, Denvish wrote: Have a look at this report:
http://www.grc.com/dos/grcdos.htm
It's old (2001), but it's fascinating reading. Also, while you're there, grab some of the guy's PC tweaks, I generally run all of the free ones (ie, all except SpinRite) first thing when I reformat.

Indeed an interesting report. I spent about an hour reading through the material and doing some research on my own. I noticed it was pretty old, so that kinda took away some of the fun though. Guess that stuff doesn't happen much anymore?

At 3/16/05 03:53 PM, -Mazza- wrote: Maybe it was pieoncar's script that was the last drop or something. But Wade also said that the scripts -MIGHT- be what's causing the errors, and he asked to shut them down to be sure.

Ah, then I'm uninformed. I wasn't even aware pieoncar was running any scripts. Either way...I think he should look into it a bit more before jumping to conclusions like that. I'd hate to see the end of the NGTL.

War of the Portal - Part 2
19 - “Sors”
Note: Dedicated to the song; O Fortuna.

The red sun rose slowly as eyes from both hell and heaven watched upon all. Eyes of the heavens could be seen as fading stars and the almighty eye of the sun rose to reveal a day of heat and hell. The red hard ground gave no mercy as heavy twisted winds carried over the dust, propelling loose sand further inland. The wind was warm and came from across the sea, seeming to be impossible. It seemed that weather conditions had turned earth to a state of hell and the world cried out for anyone to help it. Those eyes in heavens wished to help, but the rising sun had to cause them to go away.

In times of the ancients, Alkador had told the others that submissions and the ancient ones co-existed with one another, using powers and creating objects that were more advanced than those used this day. How they had become so advanced, no one had known, but something had caused this technology to become lost. The gods gave up on the ancient ones, departing the world. The submissions had felt that the gods had turned against the ancient ones and a war of impossible calamity began. Destruction reigned for centuries until the ancient ones devised a powerful method beyond scope of current use of the power. Using the power of destruction, they managed to destroy one of the two Geminus lords that existed at the time. Then using the power of protection, the sealed all the submissions beneath the earth, where they existed in their own world that was known as the intestinus universum, the Portal. After the ancient ones had accomplished their task, they began to rebuild their lives and monitor various areas of the portal. Deciding to drop their language due to the potential dangers it possessed, they destroyed all text and relation to the language they found, to ensure that no one in the future could get their hands on any of the power. The ancient ones then realized that submissions that wished to aid the world could be released to cleanse the world of the condition it had nearly torn the world into. These angels watched upon the world and kept it safe. Yet it seemed the fate for the ancient ones had repeated for humanity now and no one was prepared as they.

“That was a really interesting story Alkador,” Smiled RedCircle. “Really.”
“There seems to be similar links to that and the history on the ancient ones,” Replied Gfoxcook. “If what the story says is true, then that must mean there should only be one Geminus lord left. The story said that they destroyed one.”
“There could be more to it,” Commented TheJoe324. “What if another Geminus lord was created?”
“I see it,” ReconRebel pointed over the hill where a small jet of smoke rose from the ground, whilst scanning for any unwelcome parties at the same time. “That’s the geothermal.”
“We’re nearly there.” Optimised XkwiziTOnE.
“Will it be easy to put the cure into the portal from there?” Wondered Qwoxyl.
“Shouldn’t be too difficult,” Replied ramagi. “Just a case of opening and closing it again.”
-Mazza- and YoinK_VineS sighed at the same time, only to flash a look at hatred to one another. They both knew that they were in love in ramagi and that there could be only one winner.
D0GMA interrupted the nonsense. “Alkador, can you speak the ancient words?”
Alkador looked at D0GMA. “Who, me? Yes I can but…I can’t use the Power if that’s what you’re asking.”
They slowed pace as they all stood before the geothermal, unharmed. Jonthomson took a rod from ramagi as he quickly muttered a skill that was used to crumble earth. The ground collapsed before them as they stared into the crimson sea below.
Ramagi stepped forward as she pulled the vial from her side as she slowly removed the lid. She smiled as she moved it over the hole.

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” The others turned around to face Dobio, standing next to Tom_s00, who held Kiba with the golden short sword pressed against his neck.
”Unless you for your friend to die.”

To be continued…

At 3/17/05 11:05 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: OMG Hope she doesnt find out i posted with her account haha, i need to focus here sigh...

lol I don't think she would mind, it's an honest mistake.

At 3/18/05 02:13 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: I'm sure someone else can provide a screenie of much greater quality than I.

lol You and me both, you and me both. :/

At 3/18/05 02:48 AM, Alkador wrote:

At 3/18/05 02:14 AM, ReconRebel wrote: Haha! It looks like leeboy105 is User of the Day. What's the name of the frog anyway?

The name of the frog is Kuru kuru I think which is Japanese for the sound of a frog croaking

Or the american name for him, Keroppi

At 3/18/05 03:01 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 2
To be continued…

Always with the sucpence eh? ;) Very good none the less though, I'm looking forward to the next instalment. :)

I'm too lazy to make a list this time, so congratulations to all of you guys who got to where you wanted. To those who didn't, you'll get there in no time. :D

Nice update Alk. Glad I'm all caught up now...haha.

Oh yeah, and James...I'll try my hand at it now.

Time for a real-life level-up. Guess whose 19th birthday is today. :-D