How everyone doing today,
I tell ya the world up here in England is so fucked up all last week we were predicted really bad snow showers we got a few semi ish ones but today I wake up and we're in blizzard; what the fuck is up with weathermen!?

I dont think I'm going to reach my targt for a Blam/protect rank up by the end of the week but hey, we can hope...

A mighty small congrats list for Coop83 today:

Yoink_VineS: 10k Saves.
-StormWolf- EG 1st Lieutenant. (Are you happy now, little bro? I've congratulated you.)
Baron_Von_Bad_Guy: 7k Posts
-Kyle: 8k Blams
Mr_Fluffykins: EG Master Sergeant
Bonus Stage (Or whatever the fuck your name is today) EG Lieutenant General.

At 3/4/05 04:22 AM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: How everyone doing today,
I tell ya the world up here in England is so fucked up all last week we were predicted really bad snow showers we got a few semi ish ones but today I wake up and we're in blizzard; what the fuck is up with weathermen!?

We've been having snow on and off lately. Little snowfalls, really short, it hasn't been settling, but it's been like it for a while now. According to ForecastFox, it's 7 degrees outside and is raining lightly. >:(

At 3/4/05 06:17 AM, BittersweetSymphony wrote:

At 3/4/05 05:13 AM, Coop83 wrote: Bonus Stage (Or whatever the fuck your name is today) EG Lieutenant General.

heh, it's the name of a song that means more to me than almost anything :), thanks for the congrats :D

Bittersweet Symphony, by The Verve, correct?

Whatever happened to StarshipTrooper? He came and bitched about not depositing for years and then he left again...

Congrats to Baron Von Anus ;), Kyle Bonus and Mr Fluffykins, well done guys, glad your still posting Baron.

Rooty, you should get Bob on AIM before you leave for school, he has his AIM on almost all the time, so get talking, i want to hear your cornish accent aswell :)

At 3/4/05 06:57 AM, Rooty-the-Pie wrote: Whatever happened to StarshipTrooper? He came and bitched about not depositing for years and then he left again...

Same with the user WhyteMage or whatever.. he was a level 15 light user who stuck around for a week and a bit... but then he disappeared. I wonder if he's still depositing.

At 3/4/05 05:13 AM, Coop83 wrote: -StormWolf- EG 1st Lieutenant. (Are you happy now, little bro? I've congratulated you.)

What????! I will not be happy until you congratulate me when I reach SC. Well I guess this will have to do for now.......oh and less of the little. Age is not everything.

Hello everyone!

Wanna see a topic that went a little off track?

<_< >_>

At 3/4/05 08:10 AM, RedCircle wrote: Hello everyone!

Wanna see a topic that went a little off track?

<_< >_>

That topic truely deserves a place on general......

At 3/4/05 08:10 AM, RedCircle wrote: Hello everyone!

Wanna see a topic that went a little off track?

Man, everyone knows AIM conversations suck. Oh, a mod did it? Yeah, it rocked...

:P

Anyway, I don't understand what happened to Macdeth, he used to be okay, then he turned into a mental.

At 3/4/05 09:11 AM, deck_head_tottie_alt wrote: Anyway, I don't understand what happened to Macdeth, he used to be okay, then he turned into a mental.

Drummers are retarded. Mine steals cars... :(

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What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

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Why do drummers have 1/2 ounce more brains than horses?
So they don't disgrace themselves during the parade.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.

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What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.

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Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.

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How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.

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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have machines to do that now.

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Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
He had to break a window to get the drummer out!

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We know a guy who was so dumb his teacher gave him two sticks and he became a drummer, but lost one and became a conductor.
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Two cowboys were waiting in their fort for the Indians to attack. They listened to the distant pounding war drums.
One cowboy muttered to the other, "I don't like the sound of them drums."
Just then, a distant voice came over the hill, "It's not our usual drummer!"
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A guy wanted to play bass in a band. The band told him, "Okay, but you will have to have 1/3 of your brain removed." So the guy went into surgery. When he woke up, the doctor said, "I'm terribly sorry, but we made a mistake and accidentally removed 3/4's of your brain!" The guy said, "Uh, that's okay. Got some sticks?"
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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So they don't have to retrain the drummers.

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How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always slows down.

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How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.

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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
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I asked my drummer to spell "Mississippi"...
He said, "the river or the state?"
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How do you know if a drummer's platform is level?
The drool comes out of both sides of his mouth.

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How do trumpet players park in the handicap spots?
They put drumsticks on the dash.

Congrats to:

-Bahamut7: 777 posts. Nice!
-Myst-: EG Captain, 10.00 VP. Nice, I'm hoping I'll get 10.00 VP soon too. But I probably won't.
-Baron_Von_Bad_Guy: 7,000 Posts. Post count does matter, but to some people it can matter in a bad way. Like spam.
-Kyle: 8,000 Blams. May you get 10k soon.
-Mr_Fluffykins: EG Master Sergeant. Yes, near the gold badges indeed.
-ramagi: 40,000 Blams. Told you you'd get it soon.
-BonusStage: EG Lieutenant General. Comment below.
-TsarMatt: Lv 15, EG Private. Oh wait, I'm supposed to be mean and ruin your day by not congratting.
-Rabid-Echidna: EG Lieutenant Colonel. You're not the only one trying to break through 9.00.
-Alkador: Another great story. Zombie Kiba-thing!
-LUL-er: Lv 7, lol.

At 3/3/05 08:27 PM, KRAZY_kiba wrote: Hey guys, I could really care less about any one else right now so just, semi-not-caring congrats to everyone. Why don't I care?

Because now after I punch you in the gut a can take a wire around your throat and slit it open. ;)

Hah...hah.....*Backs up slowly*

At 3/3/05 11:34 PM, BittersweetSymphony wrote: Your mom goes to college :D

Wait, how did you know my mom was a teacher?

I AM NOW A THREE STAR GENERAL, FINALLY, IT TOOK SO LONG, on the the 7% gain :D

Congrats on EG Lieutenant General.
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Just noticed the more detailed voting system, it's very handy.
And I forgot to mention this yesterday:

Experience: Ranked # 555 out of 693,193 users!

Yes, a little late, but whatever.

At 3/3/05 01:43 PM, Tom_s00 wrote: Boom ! i better be first !

Yep, thanks. :D

At 3/3/05 06:44 PM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: Hey, hows everyone doing tonight?
Anyone noticed the weird score displays when you vote for a movie?
Now it shows you exactly how you have affected the score,
What is everyones thoughts on this new feature?

Yeah, I noticed the score change. When I saw it, I was like what the hell, but it was only some change. I thought it was my VP then and I thought it was an early April Fool joke.

At 3/3/05 09:37 PM, ericgrabuski wrote: What is the purpose of this board?

Other people have explained the purpose of this topic, but I hope you're going to be active in the Wi/Ht forum. There isn't a reason why you don't want to be here, unless it doesn't interest you too much.

At 3/3/05 11:22 PM, ramagi wrote: Congratz to
Bahamut7 777posts

Thanks. When was the last time you properly congratted me like that?

At 3/4/05 02:59 AM, Alkador wrote: How is everyone?

I'm fine. I read your story a few days ago (all of the parts and I wasn't concentrating on the flash portal and the forums much, because of that, LOL). Well, you've made another great part of your story. I'm looking forward to see your next one. Anyway, congrats to:

-StormWolf- - Elite Guard First Lieutenant. Yep, a very gold badge. I hope that makes you happy.
Baron_Von_Bad Guy - 7000 posts. Spammer, er, I meant that's good.
-Kyle - 8000 blams. You shouldn't take too long to get another 2000 blams.
Mr_Fluffykins - Elite Guard Master Sergeant. Yes, you shouldn't have problems getting 2000 more b/p points.
ramagi - 40000 blams. Now you're going to get another 10000 blams. Oh well, happy blamming.
BonusStage (I don't care what your alias is right now) - Elite Guard Lieutenant General. Well, you need two more stars on your badge now.
Kiba - Level 12. That's good, but you could've had your alias as normal to get a good screenshot.
TsarMatt - Level 15. I want those chains.
Rabid-Echidna - Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel. Hmm, you have problems blamming/saving at the right time?
-Mazza- - 555th highest EXP. Heh, good number. I wonder how long it will take you to get to the top 500.

At 3/3/05 07:19 PM, Baron_Von_Bad_Guy wrote: Finally, 7000 posts.
3000 more to go until I reach 10,000!

Congrats Mike im glad you take pride in your post/ count. Good luck on getting to 10k.

At 3/3/05 07:27 PM, -Kyle wrote: Woo. 8,000 blams.

Good job dude : ) congrats.

3/3/05 08:26 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote:

now i am a Elite Guard Master Sergeant
only 2000 more points till i start getting gold badges

Congrats on your rank up Fluffykins, gold badges rock : p

t 3/3/05 11:34 PM, BittersweetSymphony wrote:

I AM NOW A THREE STAR GENERAL, FINALLY, IT TOOK SO LONG, on the the 7% gain :D

Congrats mate = )

3/4/05 01:34 AM, TsarMatt wrote:

Yeah, I am level 15 and I didn't get a parade. I don't think I got one for becoming an Elite Guard Private either. This is the worst Christmas ever >:(

Congrats its a cool level but what the hell is you sig pic all about ?!?!

At 3/4/05 02:14 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Still trying to break 9.00 voting power, but I've pretty much given up on ever making top 50 since the minimum is brigadier general now. But my goal is to at least make it to that level.

Congrats, and your right the top 50 is getting so dam unachiveable is stupid.

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Lots of quality snow today : ) too bad it didn't last : (

Oh, just noticed something. I've just entered the top 400 for b/p.

Blam/Protect: Ranked # 400 out of 693,193 users!

Now to head for the top 300. :D

At 3/4/05 06:30 AM, Level-Up-Lounger wrote: Yay for level 7. 10 days until level 9.

Come on, people, deposit for us!

Us? Do it yourself Gollum >:(

At 3/4/05 08:10 AM, RedCircle wrote: Hello everyone!

Wanna see a topic that went a little off track?

Haha, what an idiot. It's funny how he tried to use the fact that he was a drummer against you, of all people. LOL :D

Congrats to all of you who achieved anything worthwhile lately :)

Congrats to all!!

(sorry if i skipped anyone..)

Anyways, 18500 b/p :P

is it me or has the portal been VERY slow today?

At 3/4/05 02:30 PM, carmelhadinosaur wrote: Congrats to all!!

(sorry if i skipped anyone..)

Anyways, 18500 b/p :P

You seemed to have skipped everyone. >:( But congrats!

At 3/4/05 02:33 PM, Toocool100 wrote: is it me or has the portal been VERY slow today?

Not really, although it's kinda slow right now. Oh well, there should be a flash uploaded within the next 15 minutes.

At 3/4/05 02:33 PM, Toocool100 wrote: is it me or has the portal been VERY slow today?

Yeah, on the day that I don't have to go to school. :( I hope more are submitted tonight.

Thanks to everyone who congratulated me, except Bahamut7 for being weird and saying I should take a screenie of level 12...that's just rank-ups...not level ups. :(

Congrats to everyone who deserves it, except Bonus. Because he isn't good at changing names and is trying to copy me. Poser. :{)

It's been a busy week, and the weekend shall be the same way. :'(

At 3/4/05 02:33 PM, Toocool100 wrote: is it me or has the portal been VERY slow today?

Yeah, there's been a noticable paucity of submissions. Shame, it's the first day since Monday that I've been well enough (caught this cold bug that's been going round) to go on NG for any amount of time, and on Monday I was out all day... my weekly b/p stats will suck :-(

Lol, random landmark post. There's a possibility that it'll push me to exactly 4 PPD as well.

omg lol wtf 7k posts. Nice :D

At 3/4/05 05:35 PM, jonthomson wrote: Lol, random landmark post. There's a possibility that it'll push me to exactly 4 PPD as well.

Ah, tis a shame. It seems that you're stuck with 3.999 PPD on your 7,000th post. One more will push you to (or over) the mark though. Well, enjoy your little milestones while they last. I hope I'll be able to hit 4 PPD eventually. Like, maybe I'll try to get there by 2006, but don't count on it. :p

At 2/28/05 01:17 PM, Tom_s00 wrote:

At 2/27/05 05:55 PM, Master_Inuyasha wrote: Indeed. More b/p points for all of us! Huzza! And maybe it will encourage the staff to make more levels and badges. But if they don't, eh.

I fucking hope so more levels especially that would rock : )

Indeed. I want a cool scythe like they have for the level 24 on RG. It must be a sign! Level 24 on NG > ALL --::-- Level 24 on RG > ALL :: It's gotta be a sign!

Wow 299 entrys yesterday thats pretty sick ! i hope everyone capatilised on this oppotunity for b/p points : p

Well, appparently some assfuck has a similar IP as me, so I'd get the error message of me already voting on it. >:( Pisses me off it does. It's been happening more frequently too. >:'(

and a ne sized text box ! it seems to have sorted the old problem firefox had with the picture in the box not fitting.

Indeed, it is quite nice. I can see what I'm deleting and quoting to better.

At 2/28/05 04:08 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: People I stupidly missed:

HAHA! Everyone makes mistakes, it's not that bad.

At 2/28/05 05:23 PM, ramagi wrote: Yea only need 3K or so to catch up. Good luck on that.

HAHA! Are you trying to be serious about that? XD

At 2/28/05 07:15 PM, KRAZY_kiba wrote: Also it seems that HT will be pushing the cut one point past me so I'll be waiting one day longer than I had expected for my rank up. >_>

He does it to all, so don't feel too bad. He's done it to lots of people if that makes you feel better. :)

At 2/28/05 11:47 PM, -Gooch- wrote: The ugly badge, that is...

Yeah, it's ugly if you ask me. :/ I think it's pretty goofy looking with that bird on it, quite the joke of a badge.

At 3/1/05 04:27 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 2

Nice. I still have to read them all. I'm assuming that is a link to all of them in your sig there eh?

At 3/1/05 06:15 AM, BittersweetSymphony wrote: well yeah <3

OMG....you're cheating on my you whore! You said you only loved me! What about us, I thought we were together! :: runs away crying ::

At 2/28/05 05:23 PM, ramagi wrote: Yea only need 3K or so to catch up. Good luck on that.
Congratz to eveyone else too.

hahaha, only stat I'll ever have on you is posts, aren't i so lucky XD

So, your saying that " You > ramagi " in posts? pwnt

At 3/1/05 10:18 AM, agatio wrote: 1337. I am looking forward to it. Are you?

God, do you realize how many faggots are going to be posting on that page? :P

At 3/1/05 10:22 AM, Chrome- wrote: Now I am in the top 1,000 of Experience.

And congrats for having the guy from Office Space in your profile as well. :)

At 3/1/05 11:51 AM, Scoll wrote: YAY FOR TEH SILVER!

OH SHITS! WASOME! XD Good luck on your 0.0000002% chance on getting gold. At the pace ramagi is going, or has set, you'll get there in about 25-30 years. lol

At 3/1/05 11:58 AM, ShittyKitty wrote: Actually, last night I collected all of the stories here: http://www.jfsoftware.com/wotp

Nice. You should get a trophy or something for all the stuff you've done NG wise and with running RG.

At 3/1/05 01:03 PM, -Myst- wrote: See you next year for another level up ... 176 days ... damn it :.(

176 days, and then some. You'll level up again before the end of this year, don't worry. :)

At 3/1/05 01:54 PM, NasFlash wrote: This new extended post box is cool, makes it nicer for posting, the characters remaining box is a nice adddition also!!

Indeed. Would be better if you knew how many characters over the limit you are too, like when I'm making posts like these. :D

At 3/1/05 03:02 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: Nice to get rid of the level 9 picture and make sure you check D0GMA's Saturday update.

You know, I almost didn't level up that day that I did. I had grow attached to the level nine icon, seeing that I had had it since the middle of april. And just leveled up to ten this past January. >< But the only thing that makes me continue to deposite is the level 24 icon, other than that, blargh...

At 3/1/05 04:20 PM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: Still banned from reveiwing....

Same. :/ But don't fret about it, you'll get off of it soon.

At 3/1/05 05:08 PM, EKRegulus wrote: I guess that being patient is the only thing that you guys can do ;/

I don't know about the rest of you, but I feel that some people will just hate on you. Maybe some users don't like 'said user' and flag all of thier reviews that they deem abusive. The only ones that I have that are abusive are close, if not a year old. >:/

At 3/1/05 06:22 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: I just voted on the top five its kinda cool.

I wish I had started to deposite my exp earlier than I started at, I'd beable to do that too. :'(

At 3/1/05 09:38 PM, Ineffiable wrote: Theres not really much happening here either, but 10+ blams/saves a day and +10 posts a day will soon make me as powerful as you all!

Sure, if your going at the pace of a retarded turtle doing, or say trying to do calculus, then yea, in about 100years you'll pass me. :) I'm never leaving this site, ever. Only on my death bed will I leave this site, and you and everyone else can hold me to these words. I'll become the first user to ever get to 500,000 b/p, or even more so 1,000,000 b/p.

At 3/2/05 04:54 AM, Baron_Von_Bad_Guy wrote: I believe the level 9 icon looks much better than the level 10 icon.

I second that Baron. The level nine icon is cool, and it grows on you. I guess thats why Tom hasn't leveled up from his place. Shit, him and Tom could be the #1 and #2 people in all of experience points if they wanted too, they should've been. :/

At 3/2/05 12:12 PM, Eldarion wrote: Is it just me or is this thread growing a lot faster than it used to?

It's growing. I was gone for 3 days, and like 5-6 new pages spawn. Is that nutters or what?

At 3/2/05 01:58 PM, Denvish wrote: I want to do what's best for Wi/Ht, but I'm currently relying solely on my own discretion, which may not always be right.

Well, I look at it this way or more so, even if the thread, or 'said question' has been answered, there is no need to lock it. Say if it is titled 'n00b question', and it's a new user. They might be asking about experience, answer their question, they say thanks, blah blah blah. Now, say 'said user' is a smart person, they will post in the same therad they made before, and ask about b/p stuff, you post the answer, they say thanks, and so forth. They make keep asking questions frequently asked my new users, so it's a good thing to leave a topic open so if they have another question they can post it in 'said thread'.

At 3/2/05 10:04 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Yeah, level 24 is in my top 5. Never really liked the level 30 icon once I found out it was a weird-ass sword. Lengthen the handle and you turn it into a fierce looking lance.

Yeah, it is very over rated. But it's a lance, spear, polearm, but not a halbred. I'd have to go indepth and find out what it truely is, but it is better than the 29 and 28 icons. But once I hit 24, I'll stop. I'll keep depositing untill I'm one deposit away from level 25, just to leave everone wondering if I'll ever level up to that. lol But at my current rate, it'll take 10 years, unless HT53, Shrapnel, Pimp, and -bomb- stop depositing. :/ Too bad It can't be like the exp numbers on RG. :\ But you'll hit your level 25 icon in a few years, so that will be cool to see, then you'll change your aura and come to the dark side. >:)

At 3/3/05 02:40 AM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: HALF LIFE 2!!!

WASOME! That is by far one of the best PC games I've ever played.

At 3/3/05 04:33 AM, RedCircle wrote: ramagi made me do this.

She's got you whipped eh? If you get rid of the white on the edges, and brighten up the text, it could shine. :)

At 3/3/05 06:20 AM, BittersweetSymphony wrote:

At 3/3/05 04:33 AM, RedCircle wrote: ramagi made me do this.

in bed?

OH SNAP! XD

At 3/3/05 08:27 PM, KRAZY_kiba wrote: Because now after I punch you in the gut a can take a wire around your throat and slit it open. ;)

.......as I gut you like a fish and roast you over and open flame.... :o

At 3/4/05 04:12 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 2
15 - “A Return”

Nice. Now alls you need with Kiba is Akamaru so they both can transform. ;) But awsome story none the less. Down with that evil Canadian! XD

At 3/4/05 04:22 AM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: what the fuck is up with weathermen!?

I would just like to say to all you Engish folk. HAW HAW! Down here in the south of the USA, it's nothing but mid and lower 60s. :D Such great weather, I can stand out on my back porch in a pair of shorts, and stare into the horizon known as Alabama, South Carolina, or Tennesse. :D Sucks for all that snow you have, my weather is GREAT!

At 3/4/05 06:57 AM, Rooty-the-Pie wrote: Whatever happened to StarshipTrooper? He came and bitched about not depositing for years and then he left again...

Yeah well seems like he doesn't really care that much about NG doesn't?

At 3/4/05 07:31 AM, j00bie wrote: Same with the user WhyteMage or whatever.. he was a level 15 light user who stuck around for a week and a bit... but then he disappeared. I wonder if he's still depositing.

He might. Just remeber there are even high users, like level 22s who have no posts what-so-ever, and are still depositing. :o

At 3/4/05 09:11 AM, deck_head_tottie_alt wrote: Anyway, I don't understand what happened to Macdeth, he used to be okay, then he turned into a mental.

Yeah, he used to be cool awhile back, but like Denvish said, alls he does now is spit bile at people. Maybe he's still pissed that he was de-modded. :/ ?

Also, congratulations to everyone who hit a mile stone, ramagi especially, 60k b/p is quite the feat. To everyone else, you guys rock. You all are truely awsome folk. :)

picture kindly pirated from ron. <3

At 3/4/05 04:20 PM, Kiba wrote: Thanks to everyone who congratulated me, except Bahamut7 for being weird and saying I should take a screenie of level 12...that's just rank-ups...not level ups. :(

Yeah whatever.

At 3/4/05 05:35 PM, jonthomson wrote: Lol, random landmark post. There's a possibility that it'll push me to exactly 4 PPD as well.

Congrats on getting 7000 posts. Now another 3000 posts. And congrats on getting 4PPD.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FIGMENTUM ^_^

It's still Friday here, so I win!

You are probably too drunk to even notice right now XD