Grats Mazza, and Good Guy o, on rank up and blam protect acheivements, well done, thats pretty sweet. So theres 16 EGSC's, there will be 300 hundred or more by the time i get there, lol.

GRATS TO ELDARION lol, i kid.

Finally something worth while for me to post. I don't like to post just one accomplishment only to post another later. So here's my 9k blams and 3k saves.

I was aiming for an even 9k and 3k and a perfect 3:1 ratio, but I'm not turning down blam points.

No response is neceessary, I just felt like posting this.

At 2/21/05 10:14 PM, phileeguy wrote: No response is neceessary, I just felt like posting this.

That's pretty sweet man, congrats. It's funny, I actually saw that in your profile about 20 minutes ago when I was looking to see how far you had pulled ahead during my stint of inactivity. It's horrible really, I don't even have a chance anymore lol. What the hell though, I'll keep going anyway. Rank up will likely come sometime tomorrow...

At 2/21/05 10:23 PM, Pure_Greatness wrote: It's horrible really, I don't even have a chance anymore lol.

Don't say that, of course you have a chance.... a snowballs chance in hell.

What the hell though, I'll keep going anyway. Rank up will likely come sometime tomorrow...

That's the spirit.

At 2/21/05 05:35 PM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: /Th is what im talking about its time we stood up agsint certain mods (ill name them in private) who is with me?
How do any of the Wi/Ht mod regulars feel about my rebellion do any of you guys wanna join me and stand against your fellow breedrin?

Yeah! Another rebelion! I'm with you spancker, unless TheIronFist come back to haunt me ...

Nah, seriously, I didn't follow the topic closely enough to have an opinion about this whole mod thing.

At 2/21/05 10:14 PM, phileeguy wrote: No response is neceessary, I just felt like posting this.

boo ya, you're getting one anyways XD aha.
i reached 3,000 protections at the same time as 7,000 blams...
and from then on i've been getting around 2 blams to 1 protect, thats pretty coo'!
anyhoo, i got another month and a half to my next rank up if my calculations are correct... probably a bit less than that :)

At 2/22/05 12:38 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote:

At 2/21/05 10:14 PM, phileeguy wrote: No response is neceessary, I just felt like posting this.

boo ya, you're getting one anyways XD aha.

Ok thx.

anyhoo, i got another month and a half to my next rank up if my calculations are correct... probably a bit less than that :)

Probably, you only need 190. You have around 75 per day on D0GMA's mini. Should only be a couple of days if you slow down a bit as many do during the week. Plus you only need 90 for your next rank (as of now, HT will change that). So an early congrats for you.

At 2/22/05 12:44 AM, phileeguy wrote: Probably, you only need 190.

wtf???
i thought i need 12,500...
...oh fuck you're right! i thought i needed like 400 or something... weird...
my calculations = fucking dumb.

You have around 75 per day on D0GMA's mini.

umm... no. i get from 20-40 a day...
that must have been from the weekend, when i was on the portal from 1pm - 10pm.... no mo 75's for me :(

Should only be a couple of days if you slow down a bit as many do during the week. Plus you only need 90 for your next rank (as of now, HT will change that). So an early congrats for you.

ya, it should take me around 5-6 days at my rate.
and i'm looking forward to getting a rusty pipe, they're kick ass :)

At 2/22/05 01:02 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: wtf???
i thought i need 12,500...

Actually...dude...it is 12,500. Trust me, I'm aiming at the same spot.

At 2/22/05 01:28 AM, ShittyKitty wrote: I'm aiming at the same spot.

We all are ;)

Quiet day...

Congratulations to:
- Swive: BP top 50. I should have congratted you yesterday for this
- Zerok: Level 12. I'll get there soon enough.
- BareNakedMike: EG Staff Sergeant. Keep those points a-comin'
- phileeguy: EG 1st Lieutenant. 'nuff said.
- the phantom spanker: Making me look like a compleet goober. Thanks for that.

At 2/19/05 08:54 AM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: Has drimarki made an appearnace, he could be like the roddimus prime (transformers hero), and could save the day from uni..I mean evil submissions :-S

As a matter of fact, he has. But he appears to have vanished from the storyline for reasons unknown. If you put a little thought (for those who have read all of part 1, particulary the end), it's not that difficult to figure out why.

At 2/19/05 09:09 AM, D0GMA wrote: That's actually on my "to do" list ... right after I go through and read all of the previous entries. I'll put it up in the Archives as its own set of sub-pages.

Really? That's really cool, you're so nice D0GMA. I posted the pages before, but I guess they were missed.

People who can't find the pages to my story:
If anyone wants the pages, just e-mail me so I can give you all the pages they occured on. It's easier to read on BBS with the HTML tags. E-mail = Alkador@gmail.com

At 2/19/05 04:46 PM, Rooty-the-Pie wrote: Anyhoo, Captain_Bob still hasn't got back to me about DJing on Radiogrounds, but I live in hope.

You're trying for that? That would so cool and I wish you luck there. Now, just beat RC and...

If I have enough time, I'll put up the installment.

War of the Portal - Part 2
Part 2 - 11 - "The Lab"
Note: Blame RedCircle for any spelling, name or grammar mistakes.

The group walked undercover as they entered what seemed to be a half ruined corridor. It appeared twisted and scorched by explosions from the apparent gas pipes that spread throughout the whole entire complex.
"This is it," Said ramagi. "The biotech laboratory."
"It took a while," Replied M-A-R-C-U-S. "I suppose we can relax now."
the_phantom_spancker's ears twitched as he felt vibrations slowly resonating of the walls. "What's that?" He asked as he stopped moving.
"I guess we can't relax just yet." Smirked TheJoe324.
The vibrations appeared to grow stronger until it felt like a large earthquake. XwaynecoltX broke the silence. "The others!"
"It couldn't be," Responded YoinK_VineS. "Such an earthquake as far away as that would require...no, it's too much."
"You did say," Afterburner added. "That the man was capable of powers never seen before. It could be him."
"It's a possibility," Answered -Mazza-. "Who knows what hidden power he has."
"And..." ShittyKitty paused for a second. "What if it's not them?"
"What are you trying to suggest?" Asked RedCircle as he noticed his submission's had bulged and appeared to be moaning in a quiet voice. At what?

ramagi stopped as the others suddenly noticed that she had found the room, the lab that would seemingly save the world. "This is it," She replied as she opened the door. The others quickly followed behind her as they entered the huge, glass shard littered floor. Most of the chemicals appeared to be in their place against the wall safe in their holders and some had fallen to the deadly fate of the assumed eruptions from the submissions.
"I'll get working on it now." ramagi said as she quickly proceeded to obtain pen and paper, quickly formulating calculations on her paper. -Mazza- stared at her hands, her elegancy at writing. His eyes rolled up to her arms, soft and smooth, working to her shoulders, yes, her soft tender shoulders ready for someone to rub. He focused between them as she bent down, looking for something beneath the table. Little did he know that the majority of the other people were doing the same.

Another violent shake diverted their attention as they looked around.
"What IS that?" Wondered XwaynecoltX.
“Whatever it is, let me focus on this task,” ramagi said as she quickly gathered chemicals, mixing them over a small Bunsen burner flame.
The wall shook as they heard a roar cry from outside the room.
“What the hell is that?” Moaned FIGMENTUM.
“It’s that experiment,” Gasped ramagi, appearing to rush in her experimentation. You guys better go distract it while I do this. It’s attracted to heat!
“What are we waiting for then?” Smiled Afterburner.
“Let’s go.” Suggested Crono-.

Everyone except for ramagi left the room as they walked down the shaking corridor. The distorted growls grew louder and louder until they stepped through what seemed to be a steel inch thick door with a huge hole punched in the middle.
“It says this is the specimen area,” Said MPA. “This is where that strange creature must be.”
They entered one of the large rooms to find an oversized rat. the_phantom_spancker tried to leave the room, but no one else followed. Its red eyes glowed as it gave out a huge roar. RedCircle gasped as the rat stared at him.

The deadly rat stared at him as the man tried to violently tear his head away, but his eyes were fixated on the rat’s red glowing eyes. He suddenly felt a burning pain surge through his body, as if electrifying and tearing him apart at the same time. He screamed in a terror of pain as he tried to close his eyes, but they were focused on the rat, the one that was killing him. He gave one last scream as his body spontaneously combusted. The rat smiled.

RedCircle fell to the floor as he escaped the rat’s nightmare. Everyone screamed as they charged away from the room. The rat scream as it fired a red beam of laser at the wall, burning the material apart. D0GMA ran to RedCircle, picking him and the submission up, grunting as the rat lunged towards the escaper. The group charged down the corridor and ShittyKitty quickly entered the lab ramagi was in.
“Hurry up, there’s a giant rat!” He gasped, quickly leaving the room in fear.
ramagi sighed as she completed the experiment, yet she had one chemical that seemed to not be in the lab. Quickly charging out the room, the group raced through the twisted corridor and exited the building hearing the cry of the giant brown haired rat echo behind them. They charged away from the city as fast as they could.
The rat chased after them in the street as they stopped and faced no other choice to confront it. Ramagi swore as she placed the vial in her pocket.
“I only need one ingredient…naphthalene.”

She stopped talking as the rat loomed on the group, ready to kill with its huge eyes.

To be continued…

The deadly rat stared at him as the man tried to violently tear his head away, but his eyes were fixated on the rat’s red glowing eyes.

LmFAO! Man, who comes up with this.

At 2/21/05 05:35 PM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: /Th is what im talking about its time we stood up agsint certain mods (ill name them in private) who is with me?

You obviously have a vendetta against FUNK after he locked your thread. Are you sure this isn't just an elaborate scheme to exact revenge on one guy?

How do any of the Wi/Ht mod regulars feel about my rebellion do any of you guys wanna join me and stand against your fellow breedrin?

I'm not a mod, but I'm a Wi/Ht regular. In my perspective, I don't think you stand a chance. For starters, you've barely been 'back' a week, which doesn't do much for your credibility. Wade has already had a whinge at the BBS community for trying to worm their way out of bans and complaining about the mods is even in the rules. This stunt has been tried many times before, what makes you think you'll be able to succeed where many others have fallen? Granted, mod support would cancel out my credibility argument, but you still have a long way to go before the mods you personally don't approve of are demodded. There has NEVER been a permanent BBS demodding and I can't see that changing over a single disgruntled, infrequent visitor.

But hey, that's just the way I see it. Get the ball rolling and prove me wrong.

At 2/22/05 06:00 AM, -Undertaker- wrote: LmFAO! Man, who comes up with this.

I assume you found it funny and I've been writing it for a few months now. It's mainly serious, yet this the most insane one I have ever written.

I got the idea after noticing the rats after you deposit with Pico at the vault. Amazing how from little things, big things grow or however that goes.

Grats Zerok on the level up, Mike oand Phileguy on the b/p acheivements well done guys.

Yet again Alkador, you confound me with a peice of writing that made me laugh out loud, so is Red dead or what? 0o0o0o0o0o and all that shit. Well done, i cant wait for the next installment. 1 more save for 1337 saves, but fuck it, im not posting it here.

At 2/22/05 04:41 AM, Coop83 wrote: Congratulations to:
- phileeguy: EG 1st Lieutenant. 'nuff said.

Uhh thx, but I was posting more on the lines of 9k and 3k blams both within the same hour of each other. I've been EGFL for about 1k points/1 week now.

Anyways congrats to Mike, Zerok and Swive as well as any others I've missed.

Hearty congratulations to:

Swive - Top 50 BP, happy retirement
-Mazza- - 14000 blams
good_guy_o - EG Supreme Commander
Zerok - Level 12
BareNakedMike - EG Staff Sergeant
j00bie - Top 60 BP
Eldarion - EG Master Sergeant
AreYouReady - Top 80 BP
phileeguy - 9000 blams/3000 saves/12000 BP

At 2/21/05 05:18 PM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: I sorry for double posting but it is offical the mods on NG are fucking stupid nowaday (this doesnt apply to Ramagi, Jon Thomson or anyone other mods I know to be true....especally Tanner)

What's ironic is the fact that of all the current mods, ramagi probably has the least patience with borderline topics/users. She's a stern mistress ;)

but I asked why the gerneal forum was so hash on locking topics and the topics were locked themselves they need to get rid of some of these shit mods and implement some new good ones...

Well, maybe it shouldn't have been locked, but if you read the rules, you'll see there's one that states that complaining about locked threads is an 'offence' - and those rules are basically the mods' bible (although different mods interpret them in different ways). Also, bear in mind that there are 2 fairly new mods (_Mary_, ramagi) and 5 very new mods (Osamarama, Afro_Ninja, Maus, RedCircle, and myself), who are still striving to find the right balance between keeping the rules enforced and not infuriating the masses

How do any of the Wi/Ht mod regulars feel about my rebellion do any of you guys wanna join me and stand against your fellow breedrin?

Heh, tempting as that offer is, I shall remain here on the fence. I can see things from both sides, and being a mod gives you a WHOLE new view on the BBS.. and it's not generally a particularly pleasant one. Having said that, I'll always be a Wi/Hter at heart

Hmmm.

I'm not going to be joining in the rebellion either, although I agree that a couple of the mods can be quite unfair at times. C'mon, a topic about snow shouldn't have been locked. Too much gets locked and too many people get banned on these boards. Such sad times are these when users have to say "omfg pleaze dont ban me!!!1" when replying to a topic with a controversial idea.

War on mods
Exactly my point that topic about ssnow was just general chat, so what is Fight_the_power's excuse for locking that topic, I now understnad why the_funk locked my topic, as DEnvish said "it is an offense to bitch about locks" but I wasn't bitching merely seeking an explaination.
When I say waging war against the mods i dont really mean attacking that would be crazy they have the power to destroy me!

Banned from reveiwing
Can you guys do me fa vour and read throuh a couple of my reviews and tell me if you think I am an abusive reveiwer, ive lost my power to reveiw over something (i think it was the piconjo reveiw :-S) but tell me do you think i will lose my precious account?....i hope not, i got alot of credibility and points on this baby!

Hey phantom, can you please tell me your b-day (for here)?
Thanks!

Anyways, not much an accomplishment, but today i finished watching all of Knox's clay movies O_o

At 2/22/05 11:20 AM, carmelhadinosaur wrote: Hey phantom, can you please tell me your b-day (for here)?
Thanks!

Sure you birthday is 23rd of June

At 2/22/05 11:28 AM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: Sure you birthday is 23rd of June

Thanks!

Hehe, seems to be somekind of a spammy post, because its only one word long (thanks)... damn... oh well i cant leave something without a thank O_o

I seem to be posting really slowly and b/p really slowly, so i forgot who i was competing with in the 10k+ Pentalist, i think it was Toocool100, so he'll probably pass me (if he's not ahead of of me in each case..) :P

At 2/22/05 11:00 AM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: what is Fight_the_power's reason

FightThePower=BIGBADRON. He's a law unto himself... =)

I wasn't bitching merely seeking an explaination.

Some mods wouldn't have locked it... maybe... it's pot luck, depending on which mod is on, and what mood they're in.

Can you guys do me fa vour and read throuh a couple of my reviews and tell me if you think I am an abusive reveiwer,

No, you're not. I don't know for sure, but I think maybe the mention of whistle in your review for Legandary FROg's Orgy is the culprit. Even if you know that a Flash is stolen/abusive, you're not supposed to mention it in reviews in case you influence other people. Having said that, I've done exactly the same in the past
http://www.newgrounds.com/lit/portal_faq.html#review (Number 7)

but tell me do you think i will lose my precious account?....i hope not, i got alot of credibility and points on this baby!

lol, there's no way you'll lose your account for something like that. Only admin can delete accounts, and the user has to have been a pretty persistent asshole for that to happen. Unfortunately, I have no idea how long your review ban will last.

At 2/22/05 11:49 AM, Denvish wrote:

At 2/22/05 11:00 AM, the_phantom_spancker wrote:

FightThePower=BIGBADRON. He's a law unto himself... =)

I know the name but not the characer I think he is unfair none the less

Some mods wouldn't have locked it... maybe... it's pot luck, depending on which mod is on, and what mood they're in.

Too bad it wasn't tanner...is he still a mod, what name is he going by these days?

Can you guys do me fa vour and read throuh a couple of my reviews and tell me if you think I am an abusive reveiwer,

No, you're not. I don't know for sure, but I think maybe the mention of whistle in your review for Legandary FROg's Orgy is the culprit. Even if you know that a Flash is stolen/abusive, you're not supposed to mention it in reviews in case you influence other people. Having said that, I've done exactly the same in the past
http://www.newgrounds.com/lit/portal_faq.html#review (Number 7)

Thank god, i was reall owirred that I was going to lose my account, thanks for calming my nerves, you never cease to impress me...

Congrats to:

-Zerok: Lv 12. It>Lv 10 but it<Lv 11.
-BareNakedMike: EG Staff Sergeant. Nice!
-j00bie: Top 60 Exp. Remember, Mazza hates people who pass him, so you better stay put >:(
-Eldarion: EG Master Sergeant. I feel stupid, I congratted him, too.
-Kiba: Top 80 B/P. Nice.
-phileeguy: 9,000 Blams, 3,000 Blams. Nice ratio, it's close enough.
-Alkador: Another great story I'll read in a little while.

Thanks to:

-Bahamut7. Yeah, I'm aiming for 20,000 Blams right now, and after that 30,000 Blams.
-NasFlash
-Slightly_Crazy_Dude
-Denvish

At 2/21/05 12:33 PM, Eldarion wrote: Did someone say missed screenie?

Thanks <3

At 2/21/05 05:53 PM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: So theres 16 EGSC's, there will be 300 hundred or more by the time i get there, lol.

In a year or so, the entire top 50 will probably be EGSC. I think the admins should start thinking about making more B/P levels or raising the requirements.

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About the whole mod rebellion thing, I probably won't join in. I think most of the mods do a good job, even though I agree some make wrong decisions at times. But no-one is perfect.

Also, I don't think Wade will remove those mods just because you said so.

HAZZA! I finally reached 20 thousand protections :)

now onto 30 thousand -.-

At 2/22/05 05:13 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 2
Part 2 - 11 - "The Lab"

A very long installment today Alkador, thanks much i really enjoy reading your storys : p

At 2/22/05 12:15 PM, Toocool100 wrote: HAZZA! I finally reached 20 thousand protections :)

An exellent achivement there Toocool you are the king of protection points : )good luck in your quest for 30 k.
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No achivements to log, as im haveing less and less time to b/p or post as of this week i've been very busy with other commitments.

I only just noticed I got Police Captain.
:O.
I'm on top of th' werld.