But what could be better than being Supreme Commander of the Eliete Guard???

Screenie Time:

Rank: Elite Guard Second Lieutenant
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BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 6,982 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 3,018 quality entries

10,000 B/P's Man oh man, the milestones just kep on coming lately!!! I'm proabily gonna hit 7,000 Blams tomorrow as well

At 1/11/05 07:23 PM, Sentinel_specter wrote: 9,000th B/P Point. I was dissapointed when i found out I need 9500 to level up. Oh well, 9,000b/p is still cool.

OMFG1337BQQLOLZOR

..... Congrats man.

At 1/11/05 07:39 PM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: and for me n Inuzuka for stealing EK's list! haha.

Roffle, it's not the first time that it happens. It won't be the last. Lazy, lazy Kiba... At this rate, he's soon going to be as lazy as wayne :O

At 1/11/05 08:06 PM, BonusStage wrote: Proof

At least he admitted it. Dogma should consider adding Kiba to his hall of shame :O <Kidding, of course>

At 1/11/05 09:05 PM, BonusStage wrote: Kiba's confessions

Reminds me of Piconjo's confessions. :) His confession isn't as funny as Piconjo's stuff though.

At 1/11/05 11:21 PM, RedCircle wrote: Has anyone noticed that the difference in amounts of bp's are in sets of 5?

yes, I think I did. I never typed about it because I thought everyone knew it.

At 1/12/05 12:01 AM, YoinK_VineS wrote: too bad there are not 4 more ranks after the elite guard supreme comander rank.

Lijim listened to you and implemented your idea! We should use you to convince him to add more ranks. :)

At 1/12/05 12:10 AM, DRD1982 wrote: 10,000 B/P's Man oh man, the milestones just kep on coming lately!!!

OMG, anal secks please? ... Congrats on reaching 10000 b/p pts. It's a big milestone.

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As for me, I just reached 8.00 voting power. Screenshot time!

At 1/12/05 12:20 AM, EKRegulus wrote:

At 1/12/05 12:01 AM, YoinK_VineS wrote: too bad there are not 4 more ranks after the elite guard supreme comander rank.

Lijim listened to you and implemented your idea! We should use you to convince him to add more ranks. :)

heh, i don't know if that would work. Adding more BP ranks is almost like adding more levels.. well they are levels.. they are BP levels. I've talked to liljim already about adding more levels before and he said that... that part isn't his final decision. So really... we would have to wait for Wade or Tom to make some final decision on adding any level of some kind to this site.

but... maybe when they see so many users at the Elite Guard Supreme Commander (EGSC) rank, then maybe they'll add more BP ranks... who knows? This year is definitely full of mysteries so far.

Alkador congratulates:
- -TRA- for silver whistle. It's good to see some new, isn't it? I'm sure you'd prefer that than The Rotting Whistle.
- Nowan for Elite Guard Private. Damn, you're beating me. I'll be there soon, so I'm looking forward to it myself.
- Sentinel_specter for 9,000 b/ps. That's really cool of you. I hope to see you around for your level up.
- DRD1982 for 10,000 b/ps. Sorry for calling you DDR1982. And keep them coming.
- EKRegulus for 8.00 VP. I wonder if anyone can steal my lists?

At 1/11/05 07:23 AM, Qwoxyl wrote: Yes, they probably would. Never say anything like that again.

Say what?

- Bahamut7 for his Elite Guard Private First Class. May the platinum dragon from AD&D be with you.

That's it. *BIFF!*

What, did I solve something ancient? It was something I figured out when I tried to find a god of the dragons. Recon can tell you all about it.

What is the cool feature?

Nothing that special, as I've learnt. It's a zoom feature that you can use with ctrl + mouse scroll or plus or minus.

Yikes, I'm lucky to see 1 person online when I use it, never seen more than 4 on at once.

Lol, when you start to add people not from your school, and weird people that use the computer too much, that's when things start to become a little too creepy.

At 1/11/05 08:59 PM, aviewaskedx- wrote: wow you guys post long posts, lol just wanted to say hey, almost at 3k posts! :)

Are you like an alternate account of that avieaskewed or something? The name is strikingly farmiliar.

At 1/11/05 11:21 PM, RedCircle wrote: Has anyone noticed that the difference in amounts of bp's are in sets of 5?

Nope and you've saved my life. I thought after EG thingy, it was 1,000. Thanks.

Inuzuka-Kiba, you seem to be having depression or something? Calm down, no one is against you or so I hope. And if they are, it was planned weeks in advance.

How is everyone?

well, since we are all copying our chat convos, this one is important atm :P
if i dont post now, no story for y'all!

"-|Alkador White Angel|- says:
and im only updating the story if someone posts"

*posts*
now gimmy my story!

The War of the Portal
11 - "A Loss"
By Alkador.

Sixteen people stood at the edge of the red barren plains, their dark black clothes flickering in the wind. None dared speak a word as silence filled them all. Not even the loose red sands would make anyone cover their eyes. They held all their feelings in. For this silence was not any kind of silence you would have. This was a silence for a hero that had shown the meaning of true courage.

The people thought back to that day, exactly one week ago. People reminisced that very day, a day that would be written in the books of history as a day of glory, but also a day of sadness.

Inuzuka-Kiba clambered down to his aid. “I won’t let go – I promise!”
"Vis viris vocare contego omnis iam."
“I can’t hold on any longer!” Cried Drimarki.
"Contego intestinus universum!"
The two guards spoke together once more. “It is done! The portal is sealed!”

That was the very day the portal was sealed. It was a sealing of a threat that dared to destroy the world. The people stood still and strong. For them, the sealing meant nothing. It was the loss that had touched them all.

Inuzuka-Kiba ensured that Drimarki would not fall. He gritted his teeth as he threw his other arm to Drimarki's wrist. "I promise!" With all his strength, he pulled the man up slowly as BonusStage and Recon_Rebel protected them both.
"Are you ok?" Asked TheJoe324. "We have to get out of here before the portal caves in and seals itself fully!"

Although not everyone was within the portal at the time, the strong words that the men used to explained afterwards was more than enough to give reason for this day. It would not be a day of mourning, but a day of memory, a memory of someone special.

The world shook as the hole above them seemed to rise a few feet higher. The island had lowered itself and the world was still shaking madly.
"We can't get out!" Panicked RedCircle. "It's too high now!"
"We just need a boost!" Replied BonusStage, aware of the island slowly crumbling away.
TheJoe324 ran to Jonthomson, giving his hands to push the guard up to the hole so he could climb through the hole that was slowly moving higher in the air. Gfoxcook went afterwards. TheJoe324 ensured that he was safely boosted up by Recon_Rebel, who also aided RedCircle. BonusStage helped RedCircle, who still wore his tattered black hood and jeans up first, and then Drimarki helped BonusStage up.
"You go first!" Cried Inuzuka-Kiba. He squatted as Drimarki put his foot on Inuzuka-Kiba's linked fingers, being boosted towards the hole. He made his way through, managing to turn around, throwing his hand down to the last man. The world shook again as the island dropped another few feet, too high for any boost.
"Don't worry about me!" Cried Inuzuka-Kiba. "Save yourself!"
"I c-can't!" Roared Drimarki. "You promised that you wouldn't let go and I promise to get you out!"
Above the crater, TheJoe324 pulled Drimarki's arm. "There's not enough time left. We have to get out of here!"

"It would have been an honour to meet this man," Said -Mazza-, a man who had never had the chance to meet Inuzuka-Kiba.
"He sacrificed himself before all of us," Said M-A-R-C-U-S. "That is what a hero is."
"It's just that things didn't work out the way we wished them to," Said RedCircle, who stared at the ground.

Inuzuka-Kiba looked at the hole as a disc of blue ignited from the hole, expanding along the rocky roof. It was as if an upside down ocean had burst from the small hole. The sealing had truly begun.
"Don't worry about me," Said the man. "I'll be just fine."
The island crumbled away as the island fell into the ocean of crimson, Inuzuka-Kiba still standing on the rock that remained. He stared upwards, thinking about all his friends. The end of his life would be the start of hope for the world. He smiled at the thought as the sea swallowed the man.
"I will never forget you."

"We will never forget you too, Inuzuka-Kiba."

The End of Part 1 of The War of the Portal.

At 1/12/05 04:51 AM, Alkador wrote: "He sacrificed himself before all of us," Said M-A-R-C-U-S. "That is what a hero is."

and there it is folks...
the best line of any story. ever.
....
-|Alkador White Angel|- says:
you lose. RC beat you'

i dont know to what...
maybe he posted before me :S

1/3/2005 (04:41:19) Alkadorsoj: Um, if you actually thought you're gonna die, I'm just joking.

I save all AIM convos you know. ;) There was no need to lie. XD

At 1/12/05 04:51 AM, Alkador wrote: "It would have been an honour to meet this man," Said -Mazza-, a man who had never had the chance to meet Inuzuka-Kiba.

Seems I was easily replaced anyway. =) My only regret is I never had the chance to steal -Mazza-'s bat this time. ;_;

Congrats -TRA- , Nowan, Sentinel, DRD1982 and EKRegulus well done guys.

MARCUS

Just make sure you are online at about 1030am GMT, and you will see my 10k post (i think) :)

Nice story Alkador, a really good ending for a story aswell, shame i wasnt in it, you bastard :D

<Alternitive ending>

The team in the portal make it out, and SCD becomes King of the lands. TheJoe, Recon Rebel, Wayne Colt and MPA all feed him graped in the nude, and lick his toes, ramagi lies neked besided him fully satisfied ;)

The world enters a new era of peace, and everyone loves SCD. But on the dark side of the planet RedCircle, MARCUS and Alkador are planning a coup, little do they know SCD knows this and has sent Wade and Bedn to sexxor them up.

</alternitive ending>

My regular account got 2222 blams which is nice and this account levelled up to awesome level 3 and 1.90 VP RAWRRR haha.

At 1/12/05 06:31 AM, _SCD_ wrote::

My regular account got 2222 blams which is nice and this account levelled up to awesome level 3 and 1.90 VP RAWRRR haha.

LOL @ level 3 hahahahahha O_o sees ramagi with smile um thats a nice level 3.....

~X~

Congrats to:

-Nowan: EG Private
-Sentinel_specter: 9,000 B/P points
-DRD1982: 10,000 B/P
-EKRegulus: 8,00 VP
-SCD: 2,222 blams
-SCD's alt: lv 3 and 1.90 VP OMG

At 1/11/05 02:42 PM, TheJoe324 wrote: I wonder if his other account was deleted as well. It was something like "dave_mac_bave" with just one letter different.

Didn't he have like five accounts with one letter different? I think I remember something like that.

At 1/11/05 03:37 PM, BonusStage wrote: Damn i thought i did last time, guess i said i'd think, and then forgot and told myself i already had, ven though i hadn't ):<

Anyways, Naruto <3 (no Kiba though, because anyone who knows that show knows he sucks :)

Okay, I'll try and get started on it after this post.

At 1/11/05 10:32 PM, TheJoe324 wrote: I prefer to call it a "Win-Assistance Device."

I'm sure you do, cheater.

At 1/11/05 11:21 PM, RedCircle wrote: Just noticed the pattern.

Wow, I never noticed that. Lol, thanks for the interesting bit of info.

At 1/12/05 04:51 AM, Alkador wrote: "It would have been an honour to meet this man," Said -Mazza-, a man who had never had the chance to meet Inuzuka-Kiba.
"He sacrificed himself before all of us," Said M-A-R-C-U-S. "That is what a hero is."
"It's just that things didn't work out the way we wished them to," Said RedCircle, who stared at the ground.

YES! I'm in the story! I'm so cool :P

Too bad it's over already :(

At 1/12/05 05:51 AM, Inuzuka-Kiba wrote: Seems I was easily replaced anyway. =) My only regret is I never had the chance to steal -Mazza-'s bat this time. ;_;

You can have it in a week or so.

Took me a while to filter through all the posts.
DRD1982 10K BP
Sentinel_specter 9K BP
EKRegulus 8.00 VP
SCD: 2,222 blams also foralt lv 3 and 1.90 VP (You are dreaming)

Thnaks everyone!!

Hey EK, 8.00VP feels good doesn't it. Congratualtions!!!

At 1/11/05 07:23 AM, Qwoxyl wrote:

At 1/10/05 07:02 PM, Eldarion wrote:

At 1/9/05 08:02 PM, Qwoxyl wrote: Poor Eldarion, no one got him a screenie and now that he has 889 posts, he will never get a real screenie. It's too late now.

;_; all hope is lost.... unless....

At 1/9/05 10:20 PM, ramagi wrote: I took ascreenie earlier but it didn't come out well.
Since no one else posted one.

OMFG <3
Thanks ramagi, for a while there I thought it was too late :P

Well I wasn't making fun of you, no need for the :P. Good thing you got the screenie.

Hehe, I never thought you were making fun of me, I just thought that :P meant the same as :) or :D. Does :P mean sarcasm or something?

At 1/11/05 10:49 AM, Tom_s00 wrote: Eldarin

>:( bad start, you spelled my frickin username wrong. This better be good.

your revews rule you must take alot time over them. Everywere i look i see a review by you.

lol, thanks a lot Tom. All is forgiven ^_^

At 1/11/05 06:33 PM, Inuzuka-Kiba wrote: You all win. ___________. )_:<

lol, and so the fad passes....
Unless _____ is the new thing?

At 1/12/05 12:10 AM, DRD1982 wrote: But what could be better than being Supreme Commander of the Eliete Guard???

High Protector and Guardian of the Portal?
Grand Master and Commander-in-Chief of the Elite Guard Supreme Commander's Union of the Two Towers of Zion?
Ultimate Saviour of Newgrounds HQ?
Tom Fulp's Personal Ass Wiper?

At 1/12/05 06:31 AM, _SCD_ wrote: Congrats -TRA- , Nowan, Sentinel, DRD1982 and EKRegulus well done guys.

STFU, n00b :D

<Alternitive ending>

The team in the portal make it out, and SCD becomes King of the lands. TheJoe, Recon Rebel, Wayne Colt and MPA all feed him graped in the nude, and lick his toes, ramagi lies neked besided him fully satisfied ;)

The world enters a new era of peace, and everyone loves SCD. But on the dark side of the planet RedCircle, MARCUS and Alkador are planning a coup, little do they know SCD knows this and has sent Wade and Bedn to sexxor them up.

</alternitive ending>

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while, SCD!
The ramagi bit was the best. LOLROFL I'm still laughing :D

Congrats to:
DRD1982 for 3,000 saves, 10,000 b/p points
MPA for 10,000 saves and double-listing.
FIGMENTUM for 4,444 saves
Nowan for Elite Guard Private
Sentinel_specter for 9,000 b/ps
EKRegulus for 8.00 VP
Slighty_Crazy_Dude for 2,222 blams
_SCD_ (who the fuck?????) for LV3 and some shitty VP number :)

At 1/11/05 11:33 AM, Tom_s00 wrote:

At 1/11/05 11:30 AM, leeboy105 wrote: It's just an NG account with an associated e-mail account set up for communal use by people that post in the Wi/Ht? level up lounge.

Ah ha and wat might the password be ?

I told you, email me and I'll give you the password... o_O

At 1/11/05 07:23 PM, Sentinel_specter wrote: 9,000th B/P Point. I was dissapointed when i found out I need 9500 to level up. Oh well, 9,000b/p is still cool.

It sure is congrats = )

At 1/12/05 12:10 AM, DRD1982 wrote: 10,000 B/P's Man oh man, the milestones just kep on coming lately!!! I'm proabily gonna hit 7,000 Blams tomorrow as well

They sure do we have been hearing alot of news from you on ranks/numbers lately.

Congrats on reaching 10 k, and good luck on getting 7 k saves.

At 1/12/05 12:20 AM, EKRegulus wrote: As for me, I just reached 8.00 voting power. Screenshot time!

Grats EKR, tis a nice round number : )

At 1/12/05 10:57 AM, -TRA- wrote: I told you,

Ah sorry *hides from big bad TRA*

email me and I'll give you the password... o_O

Ohhhhhh ok.

how is this, this long?

At 1/12/05 11:38 AM, moorsy wrote: how is this, this long?

Simple, there are so many members here that would mention some certain thing they got on Newgrounds. And how many people have asked how this topic has lasted for a long time? -_-

At 1/12/05 11:38 AM, moorsy wrote: how is this, this long?

Welcome to NG.

At 1/12/05 11:38 AM, moorsy wrote: how is this, this long?

This isn't the biggest thread though. There's one that goes in excess of 1100 pages:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=92892

Just passed 7,000 Blams!!

Thanks to Alkador, SCD, mazza, ramagi, DRD1982, Eldarion, Tom (Do I ever type your username completely? :D).

Congrats to:
SCD for his 2222 blams on his main account.
DRD1982 for his 7000 blams.

At 1/12/05 01:36 AM, YoinK_VineS wrote: So really... we would have to wait for Wade or Tom to make some final decision on adding any level of some kind to this site.

You convinced them to change something. Maybe you have enough special powers to convince them to change something else :O
Anyway, I was kidding. I know that adding more ranks/levels is an undecided modification that might never happen.

but... maybe when they see so many users at the Elite Guard Supreme Commander (EGSC) rank, then maybe they'll add more BP ranks... who knows? This year is definitely full of mysteries so far.

Yeah, it would be interesting idea. It would a reward for people that keep voting underjudgement flashes even if there is no point to continue except staying/becoming ranked on top. It would give them another reason to keep voting these flashes.

At 1/12/05 02:53 PM, EKRegulus wrote: Thanks to Alkador, SCD, mazza, ramagi, DRD1982, Eldarion, Tom (Do I ever type your username completely? :D).

Everyone should notice that I didn't type Bonus. He forgot how to congratulate or he simply hates me :(

Congrats to:
SCD for his 2222 blams on his main account.
DRD1982 for his 7000 blams.

haha. Everyone is making (or stealing) their congrats list lately which means everyone is copying Denvish because he was first to make these lists regularly. At least, I was original because I added a thanks list when needed.

Should we all go back to our old style. Quoting and congratulating instead of making a short list?

Wow, okay, a few of these are a ways back. However..

Congrats to:

Sentinel_specter- 9,000 Points
EKRegulus - 8 VP
SCD - 2,222 blams
Nowan - EG Private
DRD1982 - 3,000 Saves... 10,000 Points... and 7000 Blams
MPA - 10,000 Saves.
FIGMENTUM - 4,444 Saves.
Slighty_Crazy_Dude - 2,222 Blams

At 1/12/05 04:33 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 1/12/05 02:20 PM, DRD1982 wrote: Just passed 7,000 Blams!!

OMFG another accomplishment *FREAKS OUT*

I just knew that sooner or later someone would freak out with all the accomplishments in a row for me. Relax everyone, I don't have any milestones coming for a while so yes I will shut up and lay off congratulaing myself

At 1/12/05 10:56 AM, Eldarion wrote:
STFU, n00b :D

STUF GFA!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while, SCD!
The ramagi bit was the best. LOLROFL I'm still laughing :D

Glad you enjoyed it mate, atleast someone commented <3

Slighty_Crazy_Dude for 2,222 blams

Thankees.

_SCD_ (who the fuck?????) for LV3 and some shitty VP number :)

Dunno who this fag is, he seems to be annoying everyone, what a faggot>

OMG!

I don't get to post an accomplishment much in here, so this is a proud moment for me. My first accomplishment posted in the Wi/Ht? Level up! Lounge!!!!!!!!

I just went from a Normal whistle level to a Silver whistle level in one night. I guess Wade finally went over all those reviews. Yeeha! *tear* i never felt so good... well... you know.

C O N G R A T S Everyone, and SCD its almost time well not yet, that level 3 is just um well its ok i guess...

~X~

At 1/12/05 06:29 AM, BonusStage wrote: Kiba died ... OH TOO BAD

Heh, I didn't even have an important part anyway. Plus everyone should probably be happy. I mean I've seen SCD and RC always begging Alk to kill me, so they got their wish. I don't really mind. XD

That'd be great, though, Kiba is my home boy, don't want no shizznat hapnin ):<

Heh, it probably would happen and all, just because I have bad luck.
Wade thinking: "Hmm, I need to a good test subject to show all of those Wi/Hters I mean business when I say watch the entire flash before voting. Ah, this one looks good." /Kiba nerf ;_;

Laff, i don't know how you got that, but i do believe, YOU are the liar <,< >.>

Screenie here: http://img112.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img112&image=liar7hr.jpg
I don't lie. Zoom in to the top left and see the log I have saved. ;p

At 1/12/05 06:31 AM, _SCD_ wrote: My regular account got 2222 blam.

I had been waiting for you to announce those 2222 blams. You took long enough. >_>

At 1/12/05 07:40 AM, -Mazza- wrote: YES! I'm in the story! I'm so cool :P

Pfft, you're merely a filler now that I'm gone. </heart break> ;)

Too bad it's over already :(

That's the end of part one, it seems I won't ever know what happened to you all since I'm dead. XP

You can have it in a week or so.

Yeah, I've been seeing you get slowly closer to level 14 everyday. ;)

At 1/12/05 10:56 AM, Eldarion wrote: lol, and so the fad passes....
Unless _____ is the new thing?

I didn't want it to be a fad, I just wanted it to be a fun special thing for me, and only me. </greedy.> ):<

At 1/12/05 02:20 PM, DRD1982 wrote: Just passed 7,000 Blams!!

Well Kibatulations go out to you. *sneaks into middle of post* ^_^

At 1/12/05 05:18 PM, DRD1982 wrote: I just knew that sooner or later someone would freak out with all the accomplishments in a row for me. Relax everyone, I don't have any milestones coming for a while so yes I will shut up and lay off congratulaing myself

Haha, you just did what I had just done. First I hit 10,000 b/ps, then 11,111 b/ps, then 2525 experience, then 8,000 blams, now I just passed by 2,700 posts. Damn, I need to get out more. >_>

At 1/12/05 05:47 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: Silver whistle

OMFG(foxcook)!!!! I did the same, from regular to silver in a day. Nice work there, now start doing other things too. ^_^ Also, you are VERY lucky that I noticed you were about to get 1337 posts, I saw when you were at 1332, and I caught the screenie for you. You owe me big time. =P

At 1/12/05 08:29 PM, Inuzuka-Kiba wrote:

At 1/12/05 05:47 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: Silver whistle

OMFG(foxcook)!!!! I did the same, from regular to silver in a day.

My first Congrats. I feel special.

Nice work there, now start doing other things too.

Oh i will, i promise. Now i am pumped.

^_^ Also, you are VERY lucky that I noticed you were about to get 1337 posts, I saw when you were at 1332, and I caught the screenie for you. You owe me big time. =P

OMG! Are you serious!?!?!?! I love you!(maybe too far!?) Can i have it?
I owe you for sure. You are awesome man!