At 1/3/05 10:45 PM, j00bie wrote: dude, he passed Yoink..
I still have 500 on him, and am not caring by any means neccesary.

He's just saying "You're next", which is Australian for... "im a faeg lololol"

Yeah.. you are right.. I was thinking Yoink in my mind and I typed j00b. O_o
It's probably the weird sentences of Bonus that messed up my head again.

Here's today's:

11. Pure_Greatness 2/5/2004 M 2,160 12:00:11 AM, Jan 4, 2005
12. carmelhadinosaur 6/23/2003 M 5,085 12:00:06 AM, Jan 4, 2005
13. staphita 7/16/2001 M 12,283 12:00:11 AM, Jan 4, 2005
14. Recon_Rebel 6/23/2002 M 8,830 12:00:09 AM, Jan 4, 2005
15. DRD1982 2/25/2003 M 4,680 12:00:09 AM, Jan 4, 2005
16. Vagrant6 11/8/2002 M 2,475 12:00:07 AM, Jan 4, 2005
17. TheJoe324 6/20/2001 M 10,228 12:00:07 AM, Jan 4, 2005
18. BIKERBOYZ 7/3/2003 M 680 11:59:48 PM, Jan 3, 2005

Am i first?? :o

Level 14!!!!

Rank: Elite Guard General
BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 18,000 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 8,685 quality entries.

I just hit 18k blams.. w00t. so now i'm about 2,000 blams away from 20k blams... and less than 1,400 saves away from 10k saves.

Yes! About time! I finnally made it to my first Elite rank in B/P points! You guys still are the 3l337 here but im pretty dang happy.

At 1/4/05 12:01 AM, carmelhadinosaur wrote:
Am i first?? :o

According to the time, yes, but I don't even know what to believe anymore considering that list can be pretty screwy at times. I totally forgot about depositing until I was voting on a UJ submission and it prompted me to, I was surprised I still ended up doing it only 11 seconds in.

At 1/4/05 12:02 AM, DRD1982 wrote: Level 14!!!!

Very nice, congrats! I think it suits you, I don't know why but it just does.

At 1/4/05 12:10 AM, YoinK_VineS wrote: Rank: Elite Guard General
BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 18,000 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 8,685 quality entries.

I just hit 18k blams.. w00t. so now i'm about 2,000 blams away from 20k blams... and less than 1,400 saves away from 10k saves.

Congrats man, those are some sweet numbers. Won't be long now, EGSC is just over the horizon =D

At 1/4/05 12:18 AM, mineworker wrote: Yes! About time! I finnally made it to my first Elite rank in B/P points! You guys still are the 3l337 here but im pretty dang happy.

Congrats! The first one is a great accomplishment, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise =P You're well on your way, just keep at it...

At 1/4/05 12:23 AM, Pure_Greatness wrote:

At 1/4/05 12:10 AM, YoinK_VineS wrote: Rank: Elite Guard General
BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 18,000 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 8,685 quality entries.

I just hit 18k blams.. w00t. so now i'm about 2,000 blams away from 20k blams... and less than 1,400 saves away from 10k saves.

Congrats man, those are some sweet numbers. Won't be long now, EGSC is just over the horizon =D

Yea. thanks, i'm aiming for EGSC and getting closer everyday. There are some users behind me who seem to be racking up about 1,000 bp per week which is insane... they probably don't have work or school. Right now i just have work... but school starts off again on January 24th for me. Too bad there's no races for the road to EGSC... but that's alright.

At 1/4/05 12:02 AM, DRD1982 wrote: Level 14!!!!

Congrats on level 14 DRD1982.

At 1/4/05 12:01 AM, carmelhadinosaur wrote: Here's today's:

Am i first?? :o

yes. yes you are.
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DRD - congrats on level 14.
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YoinK - congrats on 18k blams. only 3.5k left till egsc!
good luck to you.
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check it out everyone, nearly 1,000 responses...

At 1/4/05 03:03 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: DRD - congrats on level 14.

Yes, excellent job sir. <jealous>

YoinK - congrats on 18k blams.

Dammit, jealous again! Good job Vince.

check it out everyone, nearly 1,000 responses...

Awesome Marcus! That's great, and you have a great system of reviewing, if you didn't notice *wink*

War of the Portal
7 - “Answers”
Special thanks to RedCircle.

The group had reached the edge of the portal edge, overlooking the huge ray of red light that came from the centre of a grey building. There seemed to be no life coming from in the building, no sign of lights in the interior. There was an eerie noise that hummed from the source of light and no one had noticed that no submissions had come out of the small hole. They decided that it was time to descend.

"So this is it? This is the portal?" Asked Recon_Rebel, who had little of his beverage left. He sighed as he slipped his last drink on his journey to the bottom.
"Yes, this is the portal. A small building where the guards monitor the flow of submissions." Replied ramagi.
"And who are these guards?" Wondered Qwoxyl, who had noticed that he was the one who seemed to be asking questions.
"There were about forty of them," Responded Slightly_Crazy_Dude. He spoke again after an eerie cloud of silence. "They were the 'moderators' of the portal, the ones who ensure that the portal is safe and kept whole."
"Moderators," Thought XwaynecoltX. "So the rumours are true?"
"Yes," Muttered FIGMENTUM, who seemed to make sure that he did not slip on the rocky edge of the crevice. "Most of them are probably dead too. I only knew Gfxcook, who was a friendly man. He talked a lot though, but that's him I guess."
"And Dobio," Added D0GMA, who adjusted the black silken hood, stainless since the beginning of their journey. "He was a great man."
"What's the Power?" Inuzuka-Kiba interrupted, ignorant of current discussion.
"The power is no toy." Enforced YoinK_VineS. "It is a matter that is not simple to explain. The Power is like a form of control, a control of the energy that resides in the portal. The portal itself, is an ‘inner-world’, where submissions roam. Not much is known about what’s under there, or how submissions are born, but we do know that a large amount of energy resides there. The Power uses this energy to create a flow of power, powers that seem supernatural. But in order to use this power, you need to know the language that was used in ancient times. What ramagi and I said was a simple technique. ‘Combine our powers. Double blast.’. D0GMA, you attempted a protection spell, but you were lacking two requirements.”

D0GMA looked back at YoinK_VineS, now drawn into the talk. “And was what that?”
“First. You need one of the few gems that ramagi and I have. And the second is to know the ancient language. D0GMA, you used the old English language, and you cannot use that to any advantage.”
“I see…” Said RedCircle. “This is all so interesting. But I still don’t understand anything about this ‘virus’ and the increase of submissions. What is that about?”
“Simple,” Commented ramagi. “It seems that one or even a group of the moderators produced a virus powerful enough to create a release of submissions into this world. Something that would make them stronger. But who?”
“I guess we will find out more when we enter that building.” Smiled Drimarki, who seemed confident.

On the other side of the crevice, a hooded figure watched the group reached the bottom of the crevice, hearing every word that they had said. It seemed that they were not alone.

Congrats to:

-ManateeGod: EG Corporal(LV 3? WTF?)
-Marcus: Passing YoinK and getting 999 responses
-DRD1982: LV 14
-YoinK_Vines: 18k blams
-mineworker: EG Private
-Anyone I might have missed and stuff

At 1/3/05 08:29 PM, BonusStage wrote: 1) I prayed for that
2) I prayed some more
3) I knew it wouldn't come true though since you fight him 38457039847583094 times before :,<
4) I've gained 20 levels, and he STILL kicks my ass :,<

You must be incredibly underleveled, then. Or you must really suck.

At 1/3/05 09:24 PM, jonthomson wrote: Christ, the asshat level on the BBS has been off the scale today.

It's always off the scale....Especially in General....

At 1/4/05 04:48 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal
7 - “Answers”
Special thanks to RedCircle.

Again, 'tis a great story.

At 1/4/05 03:34 AM, RedCircle wrote: Yes, excellent job sir. <jealous>

i hear that.

Dammit, jealous again! Good job Vince.

ya ya!

Awesome Marcus! That's great, and you have a great system of reviewing, if you didn't notice *wink*

haha, thank you. and when you say 'system of reviewing' im guessing that you're reffering to my main structure of the reviews i write?
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Alkador, nice story...
but when when when will i be in it?!?! bah! lol.

At 1/4/05 06:19 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: Alkador, nice story...
but when when when will i be in it?!?! bah! lol.

Yes yes, I haven't forgotten. Now that I've actually developed a storyline, sticking people in won't be as easy...I'll see if I can wedge you in...the portal.

Hope everyone's enjoying it.

At 1/4/05 06:55 AM, Alkador wrote: Yes yes, I haven't forgotten. Now that I've actually developed a storyline, sticking people in won't be as easy...I'll see if I can wedge you in...the portal.

lol, okie dokie, that will be nice.

Hope everyone's enjoying it.

:)
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not a level up at all (not even close infact), but a little round number anyway.
9,800 bp. :D

Congrats to:

j00bie - 3333 protect points
-TRA- - 1700 posts
DRS1982 - Level 14
YoinK_VineS - 18000 blam points
mineworker - Elite Guard Private
M-A-R-C-U-S - 999 review responses, 9800 blam/protect points

At 1/4/05 06:19 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote:

At 1/4/05 03:34 AM, RedCircle wrote: Awesome Marcus! That's great, and you have a great system of reviewing, if you didn't notice *wink*

haha, thank you. and when you say 'system of reviewing' im guessing that you're reffering to my main structure of the reviews i write?

Um...yeah. What were you thinking of? Your spelling? =O

(THE THUMB: CHOPPED OFF)

Alkador, nice story...
but when when when will i be in it?!?! bah! lol.

Make him a girl...HahahaHAhaH XD

Congratz to
j00bie - 3333 protect points
-TRA- - 1700 posts
DRS1982 - Level 14
YoinK_VineS - 18000 blam points
mineworker - Elite Guard Private
M-A-R-C-U-S - 999 review responses, 9800 blam/protect points
Bahamut7 for posting a list I could use.
I'm at school so I don't have a lot of time.

I did have time to do this.

At 1/4/05 09:56 AM, ramagi wrote: Bahamut7 for posting a list I could use.

First, Inuzuka-Kiba, then you? Who's going to steal my congrats list next? But congrats for the 36000 blam points anyway. Also, I'm now in the top 1000 blammers/saviours and I'm trying to get to the top 500.

Huge Congrats to Marcus for his 999 responses, DRD1982 for his Lvl Up, YoinK_Vines for his 18K Blam *I wish my total BPs was around that roll eyes*

At 1/4/05 09:56 AM, ramagi wrote:
I did have time to do this.

Holy Shit 36K Blam... will you ever stop? Why don't you give me some of those Blam point... I need them more than you :-)

At 1/3/05 09:19 PM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: well, its not really a rank up, but yesterday i was looking through www.newgrounds.com/portal/stats and realised that i was 2 reviews behind YoinK at the time.

Haha Congrats MARCUS and nice screenie too = )

At 1/4/05 12:02 AM, DRD1982 wrote: Level 14!!!!

Pipe !!!! congrats DD1982 on your level up, thats one of my favourites.

At 1/4/05 12:10 AM, YoinK_VineS wrote: Rank: Elite Guard General
BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 18,000 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 8,685 quality entries.

Gratzios YoinK......

At 1/4/05 03:03 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: check it out everyone, nearly 1,000 responses...

Couldn't have waited till 1000 no ?

At 1/4/05 06:55 AM, Alkador wrote: Hope everyone's enjoying it.

I sure as hell am keep them coming Alkador = )

At 1/4/05 09:56 AM, ramagi wrote: I did have time to do this.

theres no stopping the' ram-rod ' Congrats on the 36 k

20 points for a rankup and the portal's dead. Still, there's been more than a fair share of morons to ban today to keep me occupied.

Congrats to:
-DRD1982 for his level 14.
-Yoink_Vines for his 18000 blams.
-Mineworker for becoming an elite guard private.
-ramagi for her 36000 blams.
-bahamut7 for entering the top 1000 b/p ers.

-Marcus for 1000 reviewing responses. Okay, you told us that you were at 999 and we can't check how many you have so I will assume that you got it after that post or that it will soon happen. 9800 doesn't deserve a congrats.... it's like telling everyone: "omg, guys, I have 1800 posts" Although 10000 b/p pts or 2000 posts would certainly deserve a congrats.

At 1/4/05 12:32 PM, jonthomson wrote: 20 points for a rankup and the portal's dead. Still, there's been more than a fair share of morons to ban today to keep me occupied.

I am sure that is true, I know I have been usign the ban button a lot latly. I currently am driving a link spammer crazy.

At 1/4/05 01:21 PM, ramagi wrote:

I am sure that is true, I know I have been usign the ban button a lot latly. I currently am driving a link spammer crazy.

I noticed. I've been cashing in on the abusive points as well. The BBS hasn't been much better, I've been the only mod on over the past few hours and the morons have been out in force, hence I've banned over 20 people today...

At 1/4/05 01:38 PM, jonthomson wrote: I noticed. I've been cashing in on the abusive points as well. The BBS hasn't been much better, I've been the only mod on over the past few hours and the morons have been out in force, hence I've banned over 20 people today...

Well After that last batch of his accounts I banned. I emailed Wade. Well my email was read. Now all the reviews are gone, with the accounts. You just got some more whistle points. I had an impressive string going of 12 accounts with only 3 of them getting in two reviews, with the rest of the accounts only got in one review.
Sorry to brag, but this brings me so much joy. Plus the fact his last two account names were Ihatenewgrounds and ngadminsuck really make me happy.
Sorry to go off topic. I am going to have a smile on my face the rest of today now. I love IP bans.

Kibatulations to
j00bie - 3333 protect points
-TRA- - 1700 posts
DRD1982 - Level 14
YoinK_VineS - 18000 blam points
mineworker - Elite Guard Private
M-A-R-C-U-S - 999 review responses, 9800 blam/protect points
Ramagi- 36,000 blams; ban spree
jon- ban spree and soon to be rank-up

I feel so bad, I keep having to do this. Damn school, always taking up my time. )':< Well, I should be hitting my own rank-up in a few more days as long as I can manage some b/ps here and there. =) I should hit 7,777 blams later today, but I'll probably miss the screenie, so don't get your hopes up. XD

Congrats to:

-ramagi(OMG NO CAPS): 36k blams
-Bahamut7: top 1,000 B/P
-ramagi and jon: lots and lots of bannings

At 1/4/05 10:00 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: First, Inuzuka-Kiba, then you? Who's going to steal my congrats list next?

Poor you :(
*Steals and hides congrats list*

By the way, did anyone else notice how many topics are getting bumped for no reason at all? It seems that more and more people feel the need to repost answers.
OMGJONPLZBAN

At 1/4/05 05:55 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 1/4/05 12:10 AM, YoinK_VineS wrote: I just hit 18k blams.. w00t. so now i'm about 2,000 blams away from 20k blams... and less than 1,400 saves away from 10k saves.

pfft you'll probably get to 20,000 blams first too, god it is so funny when people get to EGSC and have less than 10,000 saves since the ratio is SUPPOSED to be around 3 to 1 XD

yea, it should be interesting though to see how close the numbers will be to 20k blams and 10k saves... i really hope to get 10k saves before 20k blams though... cuz then the numbers will be aligned better inside of the profile.

also... they should really modify those profiles... *wink* *wink*

Rank up. Yay.

At 1/4/05 08:01 PM, jonthomson wrote: Rank up. Yay.

What's up Captain? =D Good job dude.

I was spaced out of my head last night, so I hope you didn't hate me too much for the "caviar" thing.
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Why is it that if a company is 5 hours late, they don't give a shit, but if you are, then it's the end of the world?

Fuckers.