At 6/26/04 04:46 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote: Then get your butt back in the Portal! lol You gotta get back into those habits you used to have. Because you've had that rank for a while. :)

Yeah i better had get back into the portal. And yeah i better get back into those habits, i haven't had this rank for as long as i had sergeant, i had that for at least a month and a half. This one i've had for about two to three weeks.

At 6/26/04 04:58 PM, BonusStageUnlocked wrote: you are one of the kindest people on the BBS, i only didn't change mine b/c my name is to long

:-O What about me eh? Joo mak meh cri :'( Just loking man i know that i'm not as kind as pure.

At 6/26/04 04:48 PM, MPA wrote: and LOL that has to suck seeing that morph!

God you shouldn't have pointed that out! >: (

:-P

At 6/26/04 05:11 PM, BonusStageUnlocked wrote: though now you've complimented me twice ^_^, you are pretty damn kind too,

Yay! Being considered as kind is better than being considered as....whatever else there is.

OR ARE YOU :O

I don't know, AM I?! :-P

At 6/26/04 04:58 PM, BonusStageUnlocked wrote: I just changed my friend's name to Pure_carter1, w/ his permission of, there is no doubt that you are one of the kindest people on the BBS, i only didn't change mine b/c my name is to long

Cool. Thanks. I do what I can. I guess my alias does kind of go with my demeanor. :)

At 6/26/04 03:15 PM, Voycoon wrote: I just turned teh Level 11! Yea for me
At 6/26/04 04:35 PM, BonusStageUnlocked wrote: YES just got 4,000 :D ^_^ *3 mores random happy face smilies* time to get the next 1000

Grats =)

At 6/26/04 04:48 PM, MPA wrote:
and LOL that has to suck seeing that morph!

ahahahahahaha

At 6/26/04 05:32 PM, Crossofdevil wrote: wat r u ppl talking about?

The spaces between people's ears.

Have you ever read more than the first post in a thread? I keep seeing you giving "help" in threads when the question was answered better and more thoroughly hours or days before you decided to pipe in.

Aside from constantly running into Cross' posts :-P~~~~~ I'm in a good mood. I actually had my entire afternoon off, instead of being parked in front of the laptop working on the list, and Holland won. First time ever for them to win a shootout. You might be able to tell I'm a little skippy from my latest review. I really should expand on it ... turn it into some whole story line I can c&p for the twits.

At 6/26/04 06:50 PM, D0GMA wrote: Just wait at the terminal and another lucky contestant will be along shortly to join you.

That was an awesome review. LMFAO

Bahahahaha! Oh Dogma, that was one of those truly priceless reviews. That's just great man. lol

At 6/26/04 06:50 PM, D0GMA wrote:

At 6/26/04 04:48 PM, MPA wrote:
and LOL that has to suck seeing that morph!

ahahahahahaha

You laugh at my immence pain :-(

You might be able to tell I'm a little skippy from my latest review

Man that was a priceless review, if only i was that funny...

At 6/26/04 06:50 PM, D0GMA wrote: Have you ever read more than the first post in a thread? I keep seeing you giving "help" in threads when the question was answered better and more thoroughly hours or days before you decided to pipe in.

Yeah, he won't be doing that again for 4 days. I originally gave him 2, but then I noticed he did it MANY more times than I had originally thought. I don't see what's so hard about reading an extra 2 or 3 posts instead of just the first one. (And if he DID read them, that makes his replies even more worthless.)

/me bows/curtsies

Oh what a dastardly deed this devil of a Dogma has done!
Can Batman avoid the Dogsled of Blam?
How will Robin stop scratching himself when he's covered in Dogmatics?
Will Alfred realize the tea has been poisoned with Dogbane?
Can we ever avoid ending an episode without Doggerel?

Tune in next Review Batfans!
Same Bat-Time!
Same Bat-Station!

At 6/25/04 10:00 PM, FlGMENT wrote: And damn Recon, where'd you dig that ancient screenie from? Did you take morph's advice and read through a bit of our history?

Yeah James, I've slowly been reading a few pages each day (I'm on page 70 right now). Man I was total n00b when I first started posting in here. I'm glad I didn't make my first post until I was level 10, that probably took some of the heat off me. As for the screenie the first one was from Newgrundling. He posted it right after the top 50 blam/protect list updated. The one below is compliments of Drimarki. Haha! I was still an Elite Guard Corporal when he posted it. That seems like ages ago now...

Well, I have ended the Pure Craze and am now back to my sig advertising idea! Anyone want in? Maybe former users like FIGMENT and IKRU?

At 6/26/04 07:28 PM, D0GMA wrote: Oh what a dastardly deed this devil of a Dogma has done!
Can Batman avoid the Dogsled of Blam?
How will Robin stop scratching himself when he's covered in Dogmatics?
Will Alfred realize the tea has been poisoned with Dogbane?
Can we ever avoid ending an episode without Doggerel?

Tune in next Review Batfans!
Same Bat-Time!
Same Bat-Station!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 6/26/04 08:35 PM, MPA wrote: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, know what's awesome? I actually saw that full episode before. He tries to hide that bomb everywhere(Including a fridge, I think) and then he says something like "Where do you hid a bomb!?" if memory serves. I think it was the Joker's bomb, but I could be mistaken.

A little better =)

For submitting the same trash twice in a span of 10 minutes you've won one of our wonderful prizes.

Tell him what he's won Don Pardo.

Yoooooooou and a friend have won a fabulous, all-expense paid trip for two to that exotic Pacific island, Banaland. First you'll hop on a plane from Obit airlines, leaving from right here in sunny Blamsville and embark to that oh so popular destination. You'll spend 15 glorious days and 14 wonderful nights at the newly remodeled Stick Fight Inn. Tour guides will show you the local flora and fauna, from the wild and wooly Vote 5 For Pr0n to the rare and solitary Fuck You Blammers.

And if you don't have a friend, we can even provide you with one too. Just wait at the terminal and another lucky contestant will be along shortly to join you.

Not responsible for taxes, fees, gratuities, lost luggage, monsoon, typhoon, hurricane, earthquake, volcanic eruption, tsunami, or SSJ4 attack.

At 6/26/04 09:50 PM, D0GMA wrote: A little better =)

Yes it is. :)

For submitting the same trash twice in a span of 10 minutes you've won one of our wonderful prizes.

Really? Gasp!

Tell him what he's won Don Pardo.

Where have I heard that name before?

Yoooooooou and a friend have won a fabulous, all-expense paid trip for two to that exotic Pacific island, Banaland. First you'll hop on a plane from Obit airlines, leaving from right here in sunny Blamsville and embark to that oh so popular destination. You'll spend 15 glorious days and 14 wonderful nights at the newly remodeled Stick Fight Inn. Tour guides will show you the local flora and fauna, from the wild and wooly Vote 5 For Pr0n to the rare and solitary Fuck You Blammers.

Oh Dogma. Where do you get your ideas? Oh...

And if you don't have a friend, we can even provide you with one too. Just wait at the terminal and another lucky contestant will be along shortly to join you.

Greatness.

Not responsible for taxes, fees, gratuities, lost luggage, monsoon, typhoon, hurricane, earthquake, volcanic eruption, tsunami, or SSJ4 attack.

SSJ4 Attack! Bahahahahaha! I swear I broke laughing my ass off when I saw that. lol Dogma, you're the king! ...Or Queen? Bah! I'll figure it out one of these days.

At 6/26/04 08:26 PM, Recon_Rebel wrote: Man I was total n00b when I first started posting in here.

Well, you weren't as bad as me. Once I had established my presence with you Wi/Ht guys I spammed about four topics asking silly questions when I should have just posted them in here. Haha, I even asked what that blue face next to author meant! Didn't even occur to me it might have been clickable.

My first ever topic in General received a few "STFU n00b!" pics, which was before I'd ever set foot here. It's laughable now, haha!

At 6/26/04 10:44 PM, FlGMENT wrote:

My first ever topic in General received a few "STFU n00b!" pics, which was before I'd ever set foot here. It's laughable now, haha!

I just looked at your first posts, and one of them says how you're blown away that someone can make 50 blams a day when you can barely make 4 !

This just proves how noobish everyone has been when they first came here.

At 6/27/04 12:00 AM, Shpouiten wrote: This just proves how noobish everyone has been when they first came here.

I am not sure what kind of n00b I was.
The only thing I see when I look back on my first few posts is a mean n00b.

Mike

At 6/26/04 08:29 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote: Well, I have ended the Pure Craze and am now back to my sig advertising idea! Anyone want in? Maybe former users like FIGMENT and IKRU?

Finally had enough of yourself huh? :)
Good now I can change my name back to normal if I ever get the confirmation email.

At 6/27/04 12:29 AM, Impure_LionHeart wrote: Finally had enough of yourself huh? :)
Good now I can change my name back to normal if I ever get the confirmation email.

Normal, eh? Finally goin' back to moongod? Or are you gonna change it to AdamSandler or something like that?

At 6/26/04 03:38 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote:

At 6/26/04 03:15 PM, Voycoon wrote: I just turned teh Level 11! Yea for me

Nice work Voycoon! Congrats on the Brass Knuckles!

Yes I will wear them with honor!

At last, I have arrived.

And with that, I bid you all ado while I sleep.

At 6/27/04 12:00 AM, Shpouiten wrote: This just proves how noobish everyone has been when they first came here.

No, it proves I was a n00b. To prove everyone was a n00b in the beginning, you'd have to check everyone's first posts. By the time you've done that, there'll probably be another few hundred thousand users to check up on, so the quicker you get started the more time you save yourself!

Go on... do it... I dare ya!

At 6/26/04 10:44 PM, FlGMENT wrote:
My first ever topic in General received a few "STFU n00b!" pics, which was before I'd ever set foot here. It's laughable now, haha!

I had actually forgotten about this until tonight, when Crak reminded me. Cr4k4r was the one who dubbed me Queen Newblet , and since he was already King n00b14r, he don't count :-P~~ If it's not this situation, we have to go back a few years before then for the last time that kind of nonsense occurred.

The most recent time I can think of in which it might have happened (and being Korean he may have called me everything under the sun but noob and I wouldn't know) was spring of '98 when I was doing CS runs in CD2. We had a full crew of 8 characters (with 4+ waiting for slots to open) every day for 6-12 hours doing my runs. One day someone, who had been kind of hanging back the last couple of days, kept hiding waaaaay in the back ... like 3 screens away from the fights, but on map enough to gain XP for the kills of the people who were fighting. When the #2 player and top amazon in game tells you to get your shit in gear in their run, you're supposed to listen right?

Apparently not. With 8 chars over 88 in Classic, one of whom is the first Auradin follow-botting around the top bowazon (and the best peekazon's best attack does 36% of her worst damage with him around), why the fuck are you hiding in the back? If a PK can't get to you, there isn't a chance in hell a monster will.

With people constantly whispering into players in game trying to get into the run there was no reason to keep him, so I finally booted him for leeching and changed the p/w on the run. From that day forward ... literally months after the last time I had seen him he would join and go hostile ... he began hunting me in any public games in which he happened to be able to find me. A brief sample of the stuff I actually understood:

"Come sucky ama"
"Fuck ama. I kill"
"Take back ama. I no leech"
"You go. I want 93 ama only"
"94 ama suck"
"Suck zon" "Fuck you"(from any of the other 4 zons in game) "No. 95 ama suck. I want 95 ama. You go."

This was shortly followed by:

azn_ama was slain by whichever player kicked his ass this time.

or better still, as he tried to get back to his body and equipment:

azn_ama was slain by Hephaesto the Armorer

^^ oops

(Those of you who went Xpack, shush ... I played that for 2 weeks in 1.08, got 90 chars in every class, then went back to playing Classic where there was actually a challenge) For those of you who have never played Diablo II, Diablo himself is/was level 90 and significantly above the level of everything else you could fight. Experience worked on a sliding scale of your level versus that of the killed monster such that, for an entire run I was earning 90-135 thousand xp, needed 170-250 million to rank up, and would lose 8M-14M per death ... twice that if I couldn't get back to my body. The people in the runs worked their asses off to get above 88 and had no qualms about unloading (or killing off) a waste of air.

At 6/27/04 02:20 AM, FlGMENT wrote:

At 6/27/04 12:00 AM, Shpouiten wrote: This just proves how noobish everyone has been when they first came here.

No, it proves I was a n00b. To prove everyone was a n00b in the beginning, you'd have to check everyone's first posts. By the time you've done that, there'll probably be another few hundred thousand users to check up on, so the quicker you get started the more time you save yourself!

Go on... do it... I dare ya!

My first post ... I wa a baby blammer in the making ^^

At 2/12/03 02:40 AM, D0GMA wrote:

At 2/11/03 06:02 PM, Logixp13 wrote: Ok, I'll admit I know nothing about flash so how can I give advice? I write reviews to tell the creater of the flash what I thought of the movie ... I don't make flash movie's I enjoy them, where do I get off telling someone that there animation is to sticky.

When was the last time you plunked yourself down in front of the TV and saw Siskel & Tarantino? The reality is, either your are spending your time rating movies OR making them. If you've chosen not to take up brain space with how to make flash movies, you can still critique the end result of someone's work. Maybe the animation was sticky and they couldn't fix it. Someone like you pointing that out may motivate them to go find out how to fix that for their next time.

I just past 5000 blams today!

So much for my good mood

At 6/27/04 04:30 AM, D0GMA wrote: So much for my good mood

lol, hey guys, i've had a break (again, omg), but i'm back, i think, i want to congratulate everybody who leveld up and such in the time i was away, only 9 days till i get to level 11 :D

Anyone interested in taking over some accounts?

At 6/27/04 07:01 AM, D0GMA wrote: Anyone interested in taking over some accounts?

I would be if my computer wasn't infected. Who's accounts are we talking about here (or at least how many)?