This the stuff this thread was made for man, Congrats on all!

I'm back, with plenty more medals as usual.

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Protip: To get "Error Error", right-click "My Computer" and click "Delete". Go through the dialog boxes to start the boss fight, then beat it to earn the medal.

"My Computer" is the only thing that can be right-clicked on, so don't beat yourself up if you failed to find it.

Protip: You don't have to start the game at 4:20 to earn the medal - simply having it running at that time will earn "Funny Number".

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"Duck Hunt Perfect" was a nightmare - those ducks' hitboxes are beyond fucky.

"Big Heart" also seems busted - two of the hearts necessary for the medal don't spawn.

Protip: "Mario Coins" doesn't require you to grab every single coin in Level 1 - you just need to hit 100.

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I'm not sure which part of Ugby Mumba's the biggest ballache - Vicious Volcano's meteors hitting you without warning or any chance to dodge, the turtles being damn-near unkillable in large groups and hitting you for daring to run into them and finish them off like you're supposed to (mainly in Vicious Volcano - they're bearable everywhere else), eggs despawning just as I was about to collect them unless I do some reckless shit, rats veering damn-nigh everywhere and hitting you when you least expect it, or the HUD covering up the bottom of the screen and making any jump downwards a borderline leap-of-faith. (Yeah, I've got a lot of pet peeves with that game.)

(Seriously, "Vicious Volcano - PERFECT" is nigh-on impossible.)

Protip: Visit www.hilariousdancingshrimp.shrimp on Fireshrimp to earn the medal "Hilarious Dancing Shrimp!"

(I should make a full .shrimp links list and send it to Magnus sometime...)

Protip: Firing delay on Ugby Mumba's weapons is reset when you switch. I ended up exploiting this fact, in conjunction with AHK, to produce an autofire script for the Harp that basically broke the game:

#Requires AutoHotkey v2.0
#SingleInstance Force
InstallKeybdHook
InstallMouseHook
SendMode("Event")
SetKeyDelay( 0, 50)


~$X:: {
   While GetKeyState("X", "P") {
   Send("{Blind}{X}{UP}{DOWN}")
  }}            

Had a fair number of medals fail to trigger first time around - best guess as to why was because I got hit by an API timeout. One of those medals was "Vicious Volcano - PERFECT". Finding that out was infuriating.

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I did also have some frustration cleaning this out, but that was just because I was forced to use WASD, rather than arrow keys like I prefer. Time limit's also pretty tight.

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Once again, fuck that story hits pretty hard.

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https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/619452/format=flash?emulate=flash

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2509 medals left.

[RE-POST - SCREWED UP THE FINAL GAME LINK AND DIDN'T REALISE UNTIL EDIT WINDOW CLOSED]

I'm back, with plenty more medals as usual.

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Protip: To get "Error Error", right-click "My Computer" and click "Delete". Go through the dialog boxes to start the boss fight, then beat it to earn the medal.

"My Computer" is the only thing that can be right-clicked on, so don't beat yourself up if you failed to find it.

Protip: You don't have to start the game at 4:20 to earn the medal - simply having it running at that time will earn "Funny Number".

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"Duck Hunt Perfect" was a nightmare - those ducks' hitboxes are beyond fucky.

"Big Heart" also seems busted - two of the hearts necessary for the medal don't spawn.

Protip: "Mario Coins" doesn't require you to grab every single coin in Level 1 - you just need to hit 100.

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I'm not sure which part of Ugby Mumba's the biggest ballache - Vicious Volcano's meteors hitting you without warning or any chance to dodge, the turtles being damn-near unkillable in large groups and hitting you for daring to run into them and finish them off like you're supposed to (mainly in Vicious Volcano - they're bearable everywhere else), eggs despawning just as I was about to collect them unless I do some reckless shit, rats veering damn-nigh everywhere and hitting you when you least expect it, or the HUD covering up the bottom of the screen and making any jump downwards a borderline leap-of-faith. (Yeah, I've got a lot of pet peeves with that game.)

(Seriously, "Vicious Volcano - PERFECT" is nigh-on impossible.)

Protip: Visit www.hilariousdancingshrimp.shrimp on Fireshrimp to earn the medal "Hilarious Dancing Shrimp!"

(I should make a full .shrimp links list and send it to Magnus sometime...)

Protip: Firing delay on Ugby Mumba's weapons is reset when you switch. I ended up exploiting this fact, in conjunction with AHK, to produce an autofire script for the Harp that basically broke the game:

#Requires AutoHotkey v2.0
#SingleInstance Force
InstallKeybdHook
InstallMouseHook
SendMode("Event")
SetKeyDelay( 0, 50)

~$X:: {
   While GetKeyState("X", "P") {
   Send("{Blind}{X}{UP}{DOWN}")
  }}            

Had a fair number of medals fail to trigger first time around - best guess as to why was because I got hit by an API timeout. One of those medals was "Vicious Volcano - PERFECT". Finding that out was infuriating.

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I did also have some frustration cleaning this out, but that was just because I was forced to use WASD, rather than arrow keys like I prefer. Time limit's also pretty tight.

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Once again, fuck that story hits pretty hard.

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2509 medals left.

Also doing pretty well on medal points:

130,000 medal points and 9.00 voting power!

7.6k is mine.

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Spent the first 33 waves buying as much broccoli as possible before going for the rest of the medals. Those uberhelpers are a fucking godsend.

The next four waves were spent on getting every other medal, and they came pretty quickly.

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Protip: To get "Oof", press O to disable your invulnerability.

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Protip: The secret medal requires you to start a game between 4PM and 5PM - you can't get it just idling in the menu. Probably based on your system clock, but I'm not 100% sure.

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Plenty of trial-and-error in this one.

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Protip: Actually playing isn't necessary to earn "Now", "Then" and "Forever" - simply spamming R will do the trick.

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Getting the arsonist medals was a fucking pain - AFAICT you have to actually kill enemies with the weak-as-shit fuel dump to make progress towards them.

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Protip: Get the tier 2/3 gun upgrades ASAP, they let you fire pretty damn fast (especially with an autofire script).

Protip: FBI grenadiers have a blindspot directly behind/in front of them - stick yourself there, and you can unload into them without risk of being hit by a grenade.

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2400 medals left. Also making damn good progress on medal points, too:

Level 49.

Congrats Void! You're like a whole squad yourself in the UJ section now!

Big up! Congrats Zom!

Congrats man!

Also just starting to read this sentence without context lmao! XD Thanks for the laugh.

Oh sweet, #31 in EXP. Just one away from the top 30.

7.7k just got crossed.

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For whatever reason, this game seems completely incompatible with AutoHotKey - I've tried multiple autofire scripts, and none of them work.

If anyone knows of a functioning autofire script for this, please tell me - taking full advantage of that full-auto upgrade isn't worth getting RSI.

(0/0 - no medals)

I wasn't playing this for any medals, I was playing this because this is pretty fucking good.

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Protip: The combination for the vending machine is in the cafeteria. Its nine button presses long.

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This one needed two playthroughs - my first playthrough on Ruffle didn't give me any medals.

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2293 medals left.

Earned a hell of a lot of medal points, too.

And, as per usual, a crapload of milestones:

Got myself to 7.8k exactly. Feels damn good.

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Protip: Earning the click medals requires you to hit the click amount exactly.

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Protip: Failing the archery minigame will softlock you. If that happens to you, restart immediately.

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2200 medals left.

37,000+ saves

7.9k exactly. The Hexalist is getting closer by the day, if not by the hour.

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Protip: The code for the arrow lock is Left, Up, Down, Up, Left, Up, Down, Up, Right, Up, Left. SD themselves admitted it took them two attempts to solve their own puzzle, and their video walkthrough is basically worthless for working it out, so I won't blame you for being stumped by it.

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Protip: Click the top-left corner of the screen to immediately unlock all levels and earn the secret medal "How did you find this?"

Protip: Only levels 1, 5, 10, 15, 20 and 25 need to be beaten to earn medals.

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Only one I'm missing is the one for winning a VS. Match. I'm fine leaving that unearned for now.

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Got this mainly to ensure I hit 7900 exactly.

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2100 medals left. My medal points have been skyrocketing as well:

Took some effort on my part, but I managed to land on 8k exactly.

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Protip: Light a fire at the starting location to earn the secret medal "Fire Starter". Its pretty easy to miss.

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Protip: To get Endings 2 and 3, use the liferaft to leave without Noah - eat the crabs beforehand for Ending 3, leave without eating them for Ending 2.

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Ended up getting a time of 444 seconds on this one. That maze is a nightmare to navigate.

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Selfdefiant did state they had a walkthrough for this, but it seems to have been lost. Ended up searching for a while until I found one on escapegames24.

Got a time of 440 seconds on this one, thanks to a combo of having no walkthrough to fall back on and a lot of blundering. I can be astoundingly stupid sometimes.

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Got 269 seconds on this one. Felt good.

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Protip: The fifth and final rock is behind the tree in the room(?) where you set the tent. Its very easy to miss, and SD's walkthrough did a poor job pointing that out IMO.

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This was to get myself to exactly 7990.

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2000 medals remain. Medal points are still skyrocketing - seems if you wanna whore medal points, selfdefiant's your dev:

Now if you need me, I'm off to bed - its nearly 2AM where I live.

8.1k exactly. Beautiful thing to see.

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Nearly missed this one. Caught it after double-checking this post.

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Ended up F5ing the Yo Escape games pretty frequently - a few cases were due to Yo Escape The Ice Rink having layers fuck up, but the rest were because clicking any Yo Escape links causes a freeze.

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Protip: The sixth and final secret medal is for beating your high score, so cleaning this out is gonna take at least two playthroughs.

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"Sleep!" failed to pop the first time around - thankfully, the game had a save just before the bed in the spaceship, so I didn't need another full playthroughs - just an F5.

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Protip: For "Nightmare", select "Hand Her The Orb", then "Refuse".

1900 medals remain. If the top medal list makes a comeback, expect to see me on there:

Don't expect more "exactly X medals" posts from me in the future - with NG being slow to update my medal count and with how many medals I'm racking up, pulling this off is pretty damn hard.

Against my better judgment, I tried to ignore my own statements and try to hit exactly 8.2k.

Instead, I ended up going over, forgetting where I got five of my medals from in the process.

<This update is missing five medals (likely from one game). If anyone works out which game(s) I forgot about, please reply to me. The Newgrounds API might be of help here - the site's database should have info on when each medal was earned.>

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Protip: Enter the conservatory after fixing the water and light to get "Grow Plants!". This one's easily missed.

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Got a time of about 7 minutes on this one - blundering around without any light really slows me down.

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Protip: For "Not Literally!", click "Red" in "Do not snipe Red".

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Protip: For "The Temple", choose "Refuse" - your first choice doesn't matter BTW.

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Protip: "Think Harder" will get you the canon ending and the game's sole medal - your first choice doesn't matter, like with ECII.

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"Sneaky" didn't pop first time around - needed to start a second playthrough to get it. It is in the barrel room, though - not sure where, but it meant you can get it pretty quickly.

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Missed "Upgrade!" first time around - if you're stumped, give Grandpa some wood and a hammer.

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Got through this in just over two minutes.

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Protip: Make sure you click on the phone Grandpa gives you to get "Get Connected!" - miss it, and you'll need to do a second playthrough to clean this game out.

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Did this in about two-and-a-half minutes.

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BGM for this was pretty good. Pretty damn soothing. Did plenty to un-fuck my nerves.

1798 medals left. God help me. Pretty good haul of medal points, too:

Expect another medal post tomorrow. Hopefully, I don't lose my mind before then.

397,000 Total

8.3k passed.

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I am NOT going for "Stubborn". Fuck that.

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Protip: You are allowed to buy one character for free if you have no save data, which lets you earn one medal for free.

Protip: The cookies used for the game's save data are on uploads.ungrounded.net. Deleting those to delete your save data, letting you pick up another character's medal for free.

Protip: The medals seem broken on Firefox - use Chrome if you're medal whoring.

(14/22)

Ended up needing to fuck with my autoclicker a bit to get it working - increasing delay to 50ms and turning on "emulate human click" got it working properly.

This one also requires a lot of waiting, mainly waiting for monsters to turn up in your dungeon.

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Seems two medals in this one are broken - I know "Ready to believe you" is broken for sure, but

1687 medals left. Crapload of medal points, as usual:

250,000 B/P

Legendary top spots just around the corner! Congrats good dude!

Good saves! Congrats man!

Did I miss the 8.1 one hmm... anyway Congrats on all of these + the other crapload of milestones screencap!

The roll's impressive but do get some sleep too man! XD

8.4k passed. Its full speed ahead.

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Holy shit Megaman is a nightmare. He has no pattern to his attacks, so hitting him's basically pure luck, and Damien's narrow jump arc means jumping over his Mega Buster shots is a nightmare.

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Black Eve is a carbon-copy of Megaman. 83457, you sadistic bastard.

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Protip: Damien cannot graze. If a projectile touches any part of his body, he will die. (God help him in Gensokyo.)

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Protip: Green Damien doesn't have mercy invincibility in here - end up caught in a barrage of bullets (and there's a lot of those), and your three hit points won't last long.

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Protip: Green Damien is much better at absorbing bullets than Red Damien - yellow bullets don't blend into his red body (unless you're colourblind), making it much easier to guide your hitbox into them.

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o o f, this hit pretty hard.

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Missed "Cleaning up!" first time around.

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1589 medals left.

Impressively, I managed to hit 8.5k exactly.

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I'm one medal short on this one - if anyone has a walkthrough, please send it to me and Magnus.

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Fuck that piano puzzle.

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1500 medals left. And, of course, medal points are doing well:

It was a long time coming, but I finally did it. I have reached Level 60, and am apparently the 286th user to do so according to my rank. The only stat I have left to max out is my Blam/Protect rank, and I'm about 2/3 of the way there already!

Excellent work!

8.6k passed. Gonna get some sleep now - its 1:30 AM where I live.

<I may have missed one medal with this, but I'm not 100% certain. Far as I know, I could have ran into a minor bug getting medals so damn quickly.>

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Protip: At Level 9, choose Door 4 to go to Level 10 and earn "Ninth Level".

Protip: Wall collision doesn't work if you right-click.

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Medals on this are pretty finicky - not sure how to reliably get them to pop.

1396 medals left. Medal points haven't slowed down:

Bro, how do you get so many medals so fast???

I have reached level 23

8.7k is mine.

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Short, but fuckin' brutal.

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Tried multiple times to get the white guy past the gap in level 5. Couldn't do it.

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Flappy-Fuck this.

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1300 medals left. Over 140k medal points:

I'm going pretty damn quick.

8.8k is mine - ended up getting about 50 medals an hour, by my count. Might have missed a few medals, but I'm going too fast to care right now.

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The Stroop effect is a bitch.

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There's no way in hell I'm getting to level 100.

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Protip: If you access the trophy room whilst playing a level, the trophy room will replace that current level. If you go through the portal afterwards, the game will treat it as if you finished that level.

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Protip: Level 1 is the hardest - you get past that, you're basically golden.

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My laptop's touchpad is not good enough for getting a solid score.

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1195 medals left, 143k medal points:

8.9k passed. I am going at blinding speed.

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Got bored pretty quickly.

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Got as far as phase three.

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Got to level 11 before ragequitting.

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Got to Level 6 before ragequitting.

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1100 medals left, 145k medal points:

At this rate, I should be at 10k by the end of May.

Over 9000 medals. You love to see it.

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Protip: You don't need to click anything for the secret medal - just wait long enough, and you'll get it automatically.

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Protip: Don't blow up any planets to get "Greater Than Gandhi!".

Also managed to alt-tab my way past the meteors.

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Medals are very fucky on this.

(10/11)

Chose Picornavirus and put my starting points into growth. In retrospect, I could've probably gotten away with adenovirus.

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The mouse movement mechanic threw me off pretty hard.

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If anyone knows where the hidden Mabs are, tell me and Magnus.

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994 medals left, 147k medal points:

I'm in the home stretch.