10,000 b/p!
To memorate this event there's another protector's update ;D

500 movie reviews.

Congratulations To

gamejunkie: 36,000 saves
Winrar1337: 20,000 b/p
Martin: 54,000 saves, 63,000 b/p
LegolaSS: exp. rank #200, b/p rank #333
Chrausner: level 22 -change your icon to the wrench, dammit! :P
VJF: Deity Whistle
Knuckstrike: 10,000 b/p

At 2/27/13 07:48 PM, Bahamut wrote: I still need Supreme Commander in posts. I'm taking forever to even get there. It'll be April by the time I get to 30k posts.

Just go to the General Forum and make a masturbation thread or something. ;P

More friends know about this now. I'm not going to hear the end of it. :P

So, how did this end up happening, anyway? Or better yet, WHY did it end up happening? I can't think of too many things that are more emasculating than having another mans nuts in your mouth. At least tell me you had some listerine handy afterwards? lol

At 3/1/13 07:44 AM, Bahamut wrote: And I'm reminded that one alt of mine is in the top 200 for EXP. That's really good considering how much you actually need to get to top 200 now. When my main got it, I was level 43 three years ago.

Do you plan on retiring all your alts at certain milestones/levels, or are there a few you'll always deposit for? It almost doesn't seem fair, when one person has multiple accounts holding those super-high ranks.

RebeccaRose? I know the one that holds that alt.

Is that the only one he still deposits for? (Speaking of alts holding high exp ranks...)

At 2/26/13 04:11 PM, Coop wrote:

At 2/26/13 03:33 AM, Haggard wrote: But you still have a green wallpaper. That's fucked up, man!

I disagree. I sleep there and I'm absolutely fine.
From the wider angle, the pic looks better.

Sorry, I still think it's fucked up. :P

At 2/27/13 07:48 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 2/23/13 07:35 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 2/23/13 07:09 AM, Bahamut wrote: My aunt is almost 55 and she has no drivers licence.

I wonder if she has to listen to all this crap from her in-law family that I have to listen to as well?

Eh, her partner is complicated to say the least. I'm not even sure how much of that side of the family she has even seen.

I like my in-law family, if only they would just stop bugging me about a drivers licence... :/

You should ask my girlfriend's input on them.

No, she's biased.

She isn't a dragon herself. :P

She still is biased.

95,000 bp. That feels like a lot. I didn't want to celebrate this but in about 1000 bp time I will be dropping the saves so it will take me a long ass time to get to 100,000 if ever just on blams alone. So woo I guess.

Also Bahamut, congrats on the girlfriend! Though this ruins my plans to marry you and steal your Futurama plushies. What the hell man?!

Level 22! I wonder how long it took me to level up from level 21 (since I took a break from NG). ;)

hay guys i just got level 13

Listening to:

Diablo Swing Orchestra - The Butcher's Ballroom

At 3/1/13 01:46 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 2/27/13 07:48 PM, Bahamut wrote: I still need Supreme Commander in posts. I'm taking forever to even get there. It'll be April by the time I get to 30k posts.

Just go to the General Forum and make a masturbation thread or something. ;P

Yeah, I could do that. I could explain how a dragon masturbates.

More friends know about this now. I'm not going to hear the end of it. :P

So, how did this end up happening, anyway? Or better yet, WHY did it end up happening? I can't think of too many things that are more emasculating than having another mans nuts in your mouth. At least tell me you had some listerine handy afterwards? lol

I fell off my seat, had my girlfriend keeping me stuck on the floor and then some had the chance to teabag me.

At 3/1/13 07:44 AM, Bahamut wrote: And I'm reminded that one alt of mine is in the top 200 for EXP. That's really good considering how much you actually need to get to top 200 now. When my main got it, I was level 43 three years ago.

Do you plan on retiring all your alts at certain milestones/levels, or are there a few you'll always deposit for? It almost doesn't seem fair, when one person has multiple accounts holding those super-high ranks.

I am intending to retire them but either with my aimed retirement marks or I lose more and more motivation to keep up with them. If I do continue, though, expect at least two or three to stop sometime this year.

RebeccaRose? I know the one that holds that alt.

Is that the only one he still deposits for? (Speaking of alts holding high exp ranks...)

He deposits for a few others but as far as alts go, I think that's his last one.

At 3/1/13 06:29 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 2/27/13 07:48 PM, Bahamut wrote: Eh, her partner is complicated to say the least. I'm not even sure how much of that side of the family she has even seen.

I like my in-law family, if only they would just stop bugging me about a drivers licence... :/

I've yet to meet my girlfriend's family so I better brace myself.

She isn't a dragon herself. :P

She still is biased.

Because she happens to like a dragon?

At 3/1/13 11:11 PM, Gagsy wrote: 95,000 bp. That feels like a lot. I didn't want to celebrate this but in about 1000 bp time I will be dropping the saves so it will take me a long ass time to get to 100,000 if ever just on blams alone. So woo I guess.

I like that you're still determined with the 77,777 for both blams and saves even now.

Also Bahamut, congrats on the girlfriend! Though this ruins my plans to marry you and steal your Futurama plushies. What the hell man?!

About that, I apologise. :P However, she has said she doesn't care much for Futurama so my plushies are safe. However, she has more intentions to steal my hair bobbles and is hoping to get some of my T-shirts in the near future.

Coop tries to make the cricket club more efficient. Congratulations to:
Decky: Level 29
KNuckstrike: 240.000 Medal Points
gamejunkie: 36,000 Saves
Winrar1337: 20,000 B/P
Martin: 54,000 Saves; 63,000 B/P
LegolaSS: Top 200 Experienced
Metal-Therapy: 41,000 B/P; Ranked #111 for B/P
Chrausner: Level 22
VJF: Deity Whistle
Knuckstrike: 10,000 B/P
Dream-of-Duke: 500 Reviews (Movie)
Gagsy: 95,000 B/P
UVSoaked: Level 22
PenisFromHell: Level 13

At 2/27/13 02:19 PM, DiMono wrote: 32,768 B/P

Programmers and mathematicians will recognize that as 2^15. Because why should multiples of 1,000 get all the attention?

Because I make lists and I say so. The door is that way, smart arse *points*

At 2/27/13 04:05 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 2/26/13 04:11 PM, Coop wrote: Well, I have the desktop computer in the study set up and I've just had the time to do it. Hell, it's even 4 days now...

Good thing you have another computer to fall back on. ;)

Technically, I have two to fall back on. I could push that to three, but I don't want to try posting on here with my phone...

Yes, because you'd be up for the electronic version of a Darwin award >:(

Yeah, that would be pretty foolish. Thankfully, I always take good care of my valuable items.

Good - you wear a box (or a cup?) while playing sport like Baseball, then :P

I used to be into that, but I'm talking Sim City. The better version of the game, that was once fantastic, shall rise!

I didn't even know there was a difference. :(

Sim City was the original game, where your sims lived in the city, making you simoleans to build the city even better. Then they launched the Sims, where you could micro manage a family's life, but this latest game is an improvement of the original concept and I'll be giving it a go at some stage.

At 2/27/13 07:48 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 2/23/13 08:57 AM, Coop wrote:

At 2/17/13 11:20 AM, Bahamut wrote: You know, I always hoped we could meet outside the NG events.

You talk as if one of us is dead - there is still a chance that it could happen.

Ah yes. Well, if you happen to be in Liverpool for whatever or I'm in Worcester for more than just an hour or two, maybe something can happen.

Indeed. I just hope that I have time if you're in my neck of the woods.

At 3/1/13 08:27 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 3/1/13 08:22 AM, LegolaSS wrote:

At 3/1/13 07:44 AM, Bahamut wrote: And I'm reminded that one alt of mine is in the top 200 for EXP. That's really good considering how much you actually need to get to top 200 now. When my main got it, I was level 43 three years ago.

I know, me and rose have been battling to stay ahead of each other

RebeccaRose? I know the one that holds that alt.

Cock Joke!

At 3/1/13 06:29 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 2/26/13 04:11 PM, Coop wrote:

At 2/26/13 03:33 AM, Haggard wrote: But you still have a green wallpaper. That's fucked up, man!

I disagree. I sleep there and I'm absolutely fine.
From the wider angle, the pic looks better.

Sorry, I still think it's fucked up. :P

Well, you don't have to sleep there.

At 3/1/13 11:11 PM, Gagsy wrote: 95,000 bp. That feels like a lot. I didn't want to celebrate this but in about 1000 bp time I will be dropping the saves so it will take me a long ass time to get to 100,000 if ever just on blams alone. So woo I guess.

Also Bahamut, congrats on the girlfriend! Though this ruins my plans to marry you and steal your Futurama plushies. What the hell man?!

I'm sure you'll find someone else who would marry, conveniently owning a plushie collection.

I suppose I have a lot of accomplishments to list today.

I created a Newgrounds account, reached level 2 (what a great feat), and I reviewed my first submission. The best and worst part is that I still have so much to do here.

Level up, indeed; I hope to remain active as I continue to use Newgrounds.

Congratulations To

Gagsy: 95,000 b/p
UVSoaked: level 22
PenisFromHell: level 13

At 3/2/13 05:30 AM, Bahamut wrote: Yeah, I could do that. I could explain how a dragon masturbates.

There ya go. Hell, I'd be curious enough to check that thread out. How DO dragons masturbate, without any grasping appendages able to reach their crotch? Maybe they bring their tail up between their legs and coil it around themselves? (The tail could be used by female dragons, as well.) I mean, come on, this would be better than 90% of threads in the General forum right now!

I fell off my seat, had my girlfriend keeping me stuck on the floor and then some had the chance to teabag me.

Your girlfriend was the one holding you down? Yeah, you'll probably never hear the end of it.

I am intending to retire them but either with my aimed retirement marks or I lose more and more motivation to keep up with them. If I do continue, though, expect at least two or three to stop sometime this year.

Good. I can't wait until I start passing all these alts you and Afro_Stud made. -_- So, how many of your alts have you quit depositing for so far?

He deposits for a few others but as far as alts go, I think that's his last one.

He gave up on the review responses, though, eh? ;)

At 3/2/13 11:22 AM, Coop wrote: Technically, I have two to fall back on. I could push that to three, but I don't want to try posting on here with my phone...

Oh. I was not aware of your depth in internet-capable devices. ;)

Good - you wear a box (or a cup?) while playing sport like Baseball, then :P

Yeah, I've had the good fortune to have never taken more than a glancing blow to my balls. (even those hurt.) I've had a baseball take a high hop and hit me in the mouth once, though I'd much rather it hit me in the face than down below, anyway. ;)

Sim City was the original game, where your sims lived in the city, making you simoleans to build the city even better. Then they launched the Sims, where you could micro manage a family's life, but this latest game is an improvement of the original concept and I'll be giving it a go at some stage.

Ah, I see. I have enjoyed some simulation games (mainly Harvest Moon/Rune Factory for the various Nintendo systems I've owned over the years.) Do you actually play as a character in these games, or are you simply making decisions and overseeing everything?

Thank You

Coop

passed 28000 B/P woohoo!

At 3/2/13 05:30 AM, Bahamut wrote:

I like that you're still determined with the 77,777 for both blams and saves even now.

The desire has never left me, even if I'm sensible enough to know that I will never get that amount of blams now.

About that, I apologise. :P However, she has said she doesn't care much for Futurama so my plushies are safe. However, she has more intentions to steal my hair bobbles and is hoping to get some of my T-shirts in the near future.

As long as MY Futurama plushies are safe then she can do whatever she wants with the rest of your stuff ^____^ <3

At 3/2/13 11:22 AM, Coop wrote:

I'm sure you'll find someone else who would marry, conveniently owning a plushie collection.

I don't know Coop. I'm starting to think that man doesn't exist.

Also thanks Coop and Metal-Therapy.

Twin Katanas

Next milestone passed level 45 is now mine. If this was the old level 45 I would actually be happy because I wanted the cool scythe however since it isn't that, it is not really a big deal >_<

Hey guise, how is it going?

I'll cut it short on where I've been and such, that doesn't really matter. I'm here to ask you beautiful people for some tips on what to do in BLOODY FOOCKIN' EUROPE, THAT'S RIGHT MATE!

My brother is studying in Portugal, and I'll pay him a visit over there. However, we shall spend some quality drunken time around the likes of LONDON BABY and DUBLIN ON ST. PATRICK'S OMG GUINNESS HERE I GO

I'm not sure for how long we should stay around there, about 5 days in London and 3 in Dublin, I suppose. Beginning on March 12th. I don't have much of an idea on what to see in both cities, so you European folks out there could give me some international advice, perhaps. I'd be pleased and thankful, surely ^^

Moreover, if any of you are around there during this time, we could arrange a little meet-up, yes. I have yet to meet up with another NG user, hahahahah

So... yeah, any good things I should try with my brother in those cities? Sports to watch, pubs, gaming, odd places, gigs, Ryan Gigs, why not?

In general news, I have failed the statistics subject, I will go on Lollapalooza SP once more, turns out I'm not that much of an English speaker, and I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, never been this delighted before! ^^

Oh weels, it's 5:30am here. I still have to study a bunch, so good night / morning to you. Take care!

Coop sorts out his birthday meal, before congratulating:
LiquidFire: 28,000 B/P
Pokemonpoeguygcn: Level 40
LittleWashu: Level 45

At 3/2/13 12:36 PM, StopArguing wrote: I created a Newgrounds account, reached level 2 (what a great feat), and I reviewed my first submission. The best and worst part is that I still have so much to do here.

Level up, indeed; I hope to remain active as I continue to use Newgrounds.

Welcome, may your accomplishments on here be worth a lot to you, when you look back on them.

At 3/2/13 01:02 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 3/2/13 11:22 AM, Coop wrote: Technically, I have two to fall back on. I could push that to three, but I don't want to try posting on here with my phone...

Oh. I was not aware of your depth in internet-capable devices. ;)

Well, I had the laptop, but before that, there were already two computers in the house. I just use the desktop one upstairs for me and let the rest of the family use the other one for their stuff.

Good - you wear a box (or a cup?) while playing sport like Baseball, then :P

Yeah, I've had the good fortune to have never taken more than a glancing blow to my balls. (even those hurt.) I've had a baseball take a high hop and hit me in the mouth once, though I'd much rather it hit me in the face than down below, anyway. ;)

I've stopped any cricket ball from getting close to my balls, though I've had a few altercations with ball to face action (Though not in a Bahamut sense :P) I can see it happening this season that I get one in the spuds.

Sim City was the original game, where your sims lived in the city, making you simoleans to build the city even better. Then they launched the Sims, where you could micro manage a family's life, but this latest game is an improvement of the original concept and I'll be giving it a go at some stage.

Ah, I see. I have enjoyed some simulation games (mainly Harvest Moon/Rune Factory for the various Nintendo systems I've owned over the years.) Do you actually play as a character in these games, or are you simply making decisions and overseeing everything?

They are autonomous AI characters, but you can god-mode them a little, telling them what to do and working around their own desires. I gave one of them OCD, making them shower after literally every activity.

At 3/2/13 09:49 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 3/2/13 11:22 AM, Coop wrote: I'm sure you'll find someone else who would marry, conveniently owning a plushie collection.

I don't know Coop. I'm starting to think that man doesn't exist.

Sure he does. You've just got to stop looking for him.

At 3/3/13 03:25 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: So... yeah, any good things I should try with my brother in those cities? Sports to watch, pubs, gaming, odd places, gigs, Ryan Gigs, why not?

If you can, I'd suggest that you take in a game of Rugby. Bearing in mind that the 6 Nations tournament is on now and England play Italy on March 10th, with a trip to Wales on March 17th, there will be a lot of Guinness flowing on those days.

I'm too far away from London to make the trip myself, but if you're around Worcester, let me know.

Listening to:

Voivod - Target Earth

At 3/2/13 11:22 AM, Coop wrote:

At 2/27/13 07:48 PM, Bahamut wrote: Ah yes. Well, if you happen to be in Liverpool for whatever or I'm in Worcester for more than just an hour or two, maybe something can happen.

Indeed. I just hope that I have time if you're in my neck of the woods.

Yeah, you appear to be busier than I am. If you happen to be up here, hopefully I haven't got a week packed with stuff to do.

At 3/1/13 08:27 AM, Bahamut wrote: RebeccaRose? I know the one that holds that alt.

Cock Joke!

Cock jokes are still a thing? Even some at the meet have been wondering that.

I'm sure you'll find someone else who would marry, conveniently owning a plushie collection.

My girlfriend makes plushies as well as various other things.

At 3/2/13 01:02 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 3/2/13 05:30 AM, Bahamut wrote: Yeah, I could do that. I could explain how a dragon masturbates.

There ya go. Hell, I'd be curious enough to check that thread out. How DO dragons masturbate, without any grasping appendages able to reach their crotch? Maybe they bring their tail up between their legs and coil it around themselves? (The tail could be used by female dragons, as well.) I mean, come on, this would be better than 90% of threads in the General forum right now!

Yeah, that's how it's done. It's more arousing than just using your own hands. You are right that this would be better than 90% of threads over there right now. However, when it comes to more penetrable actions, there's a lot to be said there.

I fell off my seat, had my girlfriend keeping me stuck on the floor and then some had the chance to teabag me.

Your girlfriend was the one holding you down? Yeah, you'll probably never hear the end of it.

Thankfully nothing was said yesterday.

I am intending to retire them but either with my aimed retirement marks or I lose more and more motivation to keep up with them. If I do continue, though, expect at least two or three to stop sometime this year.

Good. I can't wait until I start passing all these alts you and Afro_Stud made. -_- So, how many of your alts have you quit depositing for so far?

I'm afraid you have only four alts to look forward to pass that have stopped. I assure you that more WILL stop this year.

He deposits for a few others but as far as alts go, I think that's his last one.

He gave up on the review responses, though, eh? ;)

Seems that way.

At 3/2/13 09:49 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 3/2/13 05:30 AM, Bahamut wrote: I like that you're still determined with the 77,777 for both blams and saves even now.

The desire has never left me, even if I'm sensible enough to know that I will never get that amount of blams now.

And there was me a while back wanting to get 30k blams on my alt.

About that, I apologise. :P However, she has said she doesn't care much for Futurama so my plushies are safe. However, she has more intentions to steal my hair bobbles and is hoping to get some of my T-shirts in the near future.

As long as MY Futurama plushies are safe then she can do whatever she wants with the rest of your stuff ^____^ <3

Maybe she will want to take them. ;)

At 3/2/13 11:22 AM, Coop wrote:

I'm sure you'll find someone else who would marry, conveniently owning a plushie collection.

I don't know Coop. I'm starting to think that man doesn't exist.

Eh, I had that same feeling about that woman not existing but I was proven wrong. However, the thought of marriage is a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG way off.

At 3/3/13 03:25 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Hey guise, how is it going?

HI THERE!

I'll cut it short on where I've been and such, that doesn't really matter. I'm here to ask you beautiful people for some tips on what to do in BLOODY FOOCKIN' EUROPE, THAT'S RIGHT MATE!

Europe? Oh hell yeah! If you ever visit England, just let me know. My knowledge only goes as far as there.

I'm not sure for how long we should stay around there, about 5 days in London and 3 in Dublin, I suppose. Beginning on March 12th. I don't have much of an idea on what to see in both cities, so you European folks out there could give me some international advice, perhaps. I'd be pleased and thankful, surely ^^

Can't say much for Dublin except for the Guinness factory but London, there's all sort of places for tourists.

Moreover, if any of you are around there during this time, we could arrange a little meet-up, yes. I have yet to meet up with another NG user, hahahahah

If only it was a week later or something. I'm going to London on the 26th or around that time.

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, never been this delighted before! ^^

I know that feeling very well. I'm not sure how much you follow my tweets on Twitter (you still have me on there, right?) but I too have a relationship. We've been together for 4 weeks now and we've already seen each other a lot. Although, it has been over a week since we last saw each other. I'm hoping for the week ahead I'll get the chance to see her again, even just once.

At 3/2/13 05:30 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 3/1/13 06:29 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 2/27/13 07:48 PM, Bahamut wrote: Eh, her partner is complicated to say the least. I'm not even sure how much of that side of the family she has even seen.

I like my in-law family, if only they would just stop bugging me about a drivers licence... :/

I've yet to meet my girlfriend's family so I better brace myself.

Yeah, just let them assume that you have one and you'll be fine. If they ask why you don't drive you can always say that you don't like it too much... ^^

She isn't a dragon herself. :P

She still is biased.

Because she happens to like a dragon?

Exactly.

At 3/2/13 11:22 AM, Coop wrote:

At 3/1/13 06:29 PM, Haggard wrote: Sorry, I still think it's fucked up. :P

Well, you don't have to sleep there.

And I just can't tell you how glad I am. :P

At 3/3/13 03:25 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Hey guise, how is it going?

Oh hai.

I'll cut it short on where I've been and such, that doesn't really matter. I'm here to ask you beautiful people for some tips on what to do in BLOODY FOOCKIN' EUROPE, THAT'S RIGHT MATE!

First tip: Don't say "Mate". Because we are not australians. ;)
Second tip: Fuck England and Ireland and come to Germany. Much better place and much better beer. :P
Also, we play the better football as well. HA!

Your experience gave you a voting power of 9.00 votes. Your blam and protection points gave you an additional 44% of your experience power, meaning that your total vote power was worth 12.95 votes!

Base voting power of 9. yay

43,000 Saves!

At 3/3/13 06:54 AM, Coop wrote:

Sure he does. You've just got to stop looking for him.

But I'm not Coop, not really and I believe that is half of my problem. I shy away from any notion of romantic entanglement.

At 3/3/13 07:41 AM, Bahamut wrote:

And there was me a while back wanting to get 30k blams on my alt.

You should go for it anyway. Help the blamming cause!

Maybe she will want to take them. ;)

:(

Why would you and her do this to me?!

85,000 Saves

For all of the waiting yesterday, I accelerated away, while I was asleep...

I got a blam points! Been a long time since I saw that message...

Listening to:

Helloween - Straight Out of Hell

At 3/3/13 08:50 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 3/2/13 05:30 AM, Bahamut wrote: I've yet to meet my girlfriend's family so I better brace myself.

Yeah, just let them assume that you have one and you'll be fine. If they ask why you don't drive you can always say that you don't like it too much... ^^

Speaking of her parents, I'll be seeing them this Thursday. I guess I should be ready to get eaten alive. :P I'll also have time alone with her that day so all in all, I should have an enjoyable day.

Because she happens to like a dragon?

Exactly.

So what? A lot of people like dragons. Maybe some don't have as much of a love interest in them as she does, though. ;)

Second tip: Fuck England and Ireland and come to Germany. Much better place and much better beer. :P

I want to go to Germany sometime.

At 3/3/13 08:57 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 3/3/13 06:54 AM, Coop wrote: Sure he does. You've just got to stop looking for him.

But I'm not Coop, not really and I believe that is half of my problem. I shy away from any notion of romantic entanglement.

It's a shame you keep feeling that way. I'm sure you can find someone who's perfect for you.

At 3/3/13 07:41 AM, Bahamut wrote: And there was me a while back wanting to get 30k blams on my alt.

You should go for it anyway. Help the blamming cause!

I would but if anything I'm spending less and less time on here.

Maybe she will want to take them. ;)

(

Why would you and her do this to me?!

She doesn't even know you. :P Also, I did have another girl wanting to take my Futurama plushies so there is a bit of a competition for them. I think out of everything I have, my girlfriend will be after my Squirtle.

Level 47.

Congratulations To

Dream-of-Duke: 500 movie reviews, level 47
LiquidFire: 28,000 b/p
Pokemonpoeguygcn:level 40
LittleWashu: level 45
SCTE3: level 40
LegolaSS: 9.00 base vp
Haggard: 43,000 saves
Coop: 85,000 saves

The little black box is my friend. :)

At 3/3/13 06:54 AM, Coop wrote: I've stopped any cricket ball from getting close to my balls, though I've had a few altercations with ball to face action (Though not in a Bahamut sense :P)

LOL!

I can see it happening this season that I get one in the spuds.

Lets hope it doesn't? Just thinking about this is making me uneasy. >.<

They are autonomous AI characters, but you can god-mode them a little, telling them what to do and working around their own desires. I gave one of them OCD, making them shower after literally every activity.

I don't know if I could get into a game like that, though it does sound like a fun game to be overly silly in. I'd probably end up in prison within the first week for some kind of hilarious crime. :( Hell, I was caught pick pocketing in Skyrim the other day and ended up going on a rampage, killing a whole slew of guards, a gaggle of chickens and two elderly farmers who were innocently toiling away in their fields.

At 3/3/13 07:41 AM, Bahamut wrote: Yeah, that's how it's done. It's more arousing than just using your own hands. You are right that this would be better than 90% of threads over there right now. However, when it comes to more penetrable actions, there's a lot to be said there.

Ha, I honestly wasn't expecting to be right on that one; guess I'm more knowledgeable on dragons than I thought. :P

Thankfully nothing was said yesterday.

Maybe your friends are more kind than most? Or at least that's what I would be asking, if one of them didn't recently insert his testes into your mouth recently.

I'm afraid you have only four alts to look forward to pass that have stopped. I assure you that more WILL stop this year.

I think I've passed a couple already, though I don't know who's they are.

At 3/4/13 05:26 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I got a blam points! Been a long time since I saw that message...

I've seen it once since I came back 4 months ago. I miss the animations that used to accompany casting the final vote on an UJ flash. :(

At 3/4/13 07:25 AM, Bahamut wrote:

It's a shame you keep feeling that way. I'm sure you can find someone who's perfect for you.

If I did they'd probably be fictional.

I would but if anything I'm spending less and less time on here.

Happy times for you, sad times for the rest of us.

She doesn't even know you. :P Also, I did have another girl wanting to take my Futurama plushies so there is a bit of a competition for them.

Um Bahamut this is not how its supposed to go at all. If it has to be a fight to the death then so be it. But damnit I will have those plushies one day!

I think out of everything I have, my girlfriend will be after my Squirtle.

I pray to GOD that you're talking about Pokemon..

>.> <.<

This alt which was very nearly my new account when I thought I'd lost my main has reached level 14.

At 3/4/13 08:55 PM, Gagsy wrote: I pray to GOD that you're talking about Pokemon..

>.> <.<

I thought about making a witty remark, but decided not to; glad you were there to cover it. :P

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